Escort Reports

[HappySd]

God damn, different strokes for different folks. That's like last call at the bar 2 am horny and drunk AF and nothing to loose. Never mind the toothy BJ my Dick would have turned inside out before it went inside that 🤮.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...iego/62189359/

This woman was one of the worst escorting experiences I have ever had. She was late to her own incall. Showed up with 2 litres of apple soda saying she had to go to the store. Forgot her phone in her friends car because she doesn't own one. Comes back panting and out of breathe. I ask her to go take a shower. She does. Begin smoking and aimlessly walking around. She then begins to deal drugs to people calling her. I'm talking Hard drugs. She blows up on a woman talking to her. She has weapons and sex toys all over her apartment. When its finally time to get down to it its 40 minutes in. She refuses to do anything we discussed over the phone. She gives me a toothy blowjob that I didn't want or ask for. Borderline assault. She then only wants to do doggy. And gets mad-when I don't finish when she wants. Especially after she wasted so much of my time. Pass on this one.

[WtfScript]

I was quoted 700 for 90 minutes. I passed. Seems that the rates have come down. Still, ladies with GPS don't interest me.

Just texted her. She quoted me 500 for 90 minutes and 650 for 2 hrs.

[Dwykz619]

Which Nikki did Mickey used to roll with?

A big, somewhat flabby one with the same last name. Nikki Monroe. They tried to double, but you see how that worked out.

[BeachDrone]

Exact same message I got. Was hoping her rates would be close to before or maybe she'd grandfather me in LOL Too bad!

I was quoted 700 for 90 minutes. I passed. Seems that the rates have come down. Still, ladies with GPS don't interest me.

[Kevin Richards]

I saw her about 3 weeks ago when she first came back. Cute skinny spinner, but yeah she is pretty flaky and hard to schedule with and even erratic with her rates. One day she will play for 200, the next day she might demand double that. Last I texted her she was in an expensive and less-permissive mode, so I passed on the repeat. Apparently she had a falling out with her partner in crime (Nikki) and has higher standards now LOL.

Which Nikki did Mickey used to roll with?

[Jason619]

Exact same message I got. Was hoping her rates would be close to before or maybe she'd grandfather me in LOL Too bad!

I got a canned email back, what a crack up. How dare I want to fuck her brains out for an hour instead of this nonsense. Pass!

Hello There!

Not sure if you are an old friend or soon to be new. Either way I am grateful, after seeing my profile, you still saw fit to send me a message. In return you get my Canned Response! Yay!

Since the last time I was here I learned some things and studied to become an Intuitive GFE Sensualist. It is an Art I am very passionate about. I offer myself to people who have come to this hobby to find natural and physical fulfillment. Those looking to pay money in exchange for permission to disrespect a woman for an hour or two please move on. Obviously, I don't judge anyone. It just isn't what I offer.

An Intuitive Sensualist is someone who gives herself over to the complete adoration and Worship of your Cock. From the moment you arrive I will lovingly, yet firmly, stroke, massage, lick, suck, caress, deep throat, etc. , with one goal: Coaxing your throbbing Cock to achieve repeated orgasms until you are completely drained. The longer your Cock remains in my possession, the more in tune I become with your specific Cock. CIM preferred as my mouth will control and lengthen each orgasm, stretching them out and draining the maximum amount of cum from each eruption. As my tongue and other mouth muscles expand and contract along your shaft you will experience a sensation known literally as "milking your Cock. " This session requires 90 minutes minimum and includes a minimum 2 pop MSOG guarantee. The extra time I spend getting to know your Cock enables me to transcend a traditional BBBJ, giving you a tailor made service specific your Cock. This is the essence of Cock Worship.

Dfk lfk fbsm mutual touching BBBJ cim deep throat.

450/90 min.

550/2 hrs.

This is more than GFE. I will Worship your Cock from the moment you arrive. See you soon.

Love,

Mickey.

[MaxKat]

And based off this, sounds like she's still on the smack (injecting or smoking).

I got a canned email back, what a crack up. How dare I want to fuck her brains out for an hour instead of this nonsense. Pass!

Hello There!

Not sure if you are an old friend or soon to be new. Either way I am grateful, after seeing my profile, you still saw fit to send me a message. In return you get my Canned Response! Yay!

Since the last time I was here I learned some things and studied to become an Intuitive GFE Sensualist. It is an Art I am very passionate about. I offer myself to people who have come to this hobby to find natural and physical fulfillment. Those looking to pay money in exchange for permission to disrespect a woman for an hour or two please move on. Obviously, I don't judge anyone. It just isn't what I offer.

An Intuitive Sensualist is someone who gives herself over to the complete adoration and Worship of your Cock. From the moment you arrive I will lovingly, yet firmly, stroke, massage, lick, suck, caress, deep throat, etc. , with one goal: Coaxing your throbbing Cock to achieve repeated orgasms until you are completely drained. The longer your Cock remains in my possession, the more in tune I become with your specific Cock. CIM preferred as my mouth will control and lengthen each orgasm, stretching them out and draining the maximum amount of cum from each eruption. As my tongue and other mouth muscles expand and contract along your shaft you will experience a sensation known literally as "milking your Cock. " This session requires 90 minutes minimum and includes a minimum 2 pop MSOG guarantee. The extra time I spend getting to know your Cock enables me to transcend a traditional BBBJ, giving you a tailor made service specific your Cock. This is the essence of Cock Worship.

Dfk lfk fbsm mutual touching BBBJ cim deep throat.

450/90 min.

550/2 hrs.

This is more than GFE. I will Worship your Cock from the moment you arrive. See you soon.

Love,

Mickey.

[Dwykz619]

Apparently she had a falling out with her partner in crime (Nikki) and has higher standards now LOL.

And based off this, sounds like she's still on the smack (injecting or smoking).

[Dwykz619]

Is she that good for you guys to keep trying?

Nope. She keeps on responding back to emails I've sent over a month ago.

She was worth it for me back then. But the flakiness got too much.

Example; I set something up for a Thursday night, and she responds and confirms on the Friday after the date. Happened several times.

[MemoeNasty]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...iego/62189359/

This woman was one of the worst escorting experiences I have ever had. She was late to her own incall. Showed up with 2 litres of apple soda saying she had to go to the store. Forgot her phone in her friends car because she doesn't own one. Comes back panting and out of breathe. I ask her to go take a shower. She does. Begin smoking and aimlessly walking around. She then begins to deal drugs to people calling her. I'm talking Hard drugs. She blows up on a woman talking to her. She has weapons and sex toys all over her apartment. When its finally time to get down to it its 40 minutes in. She refuses to do anything we discussed over the phone. She gives me a toothy blowjob that I didn't want or ask for. Borderline assault. She then only wants to do doggy. And gets mad-when I don't finish when she wants. Especially after she wasted so much of my time. Pass on this one.

I'm sorry bro but I can look at this woman's ad and tell she wouldn't be a good time. I mean I know there's different strokes for different folks but if this lady called me and offered to pay me for sex I'd be like, Hell No! Next time go with a reputable reviewed provider. Moe.

[SurferSK]

As flakey as they get and we idiots keep trying LOL. I didn't even get a reply to my PM.

Is she that good for you guys to keep trying?

[MaxKat]

She's just as hard to get a hold of, and seems like she'll make you wait.

Since Aug, I've been trying to set something up, but she never gets back. She claims she was locked up, but her ad on EDUSA were pretty constant on there, and threw some red flags (esp if she was in jail, and her ads were consistant).

If anyone can confirm, let me know! (She was a favorite off mine).

As flakey as they get and we idiots keep trying LOL. I didn't even get a reply to my PM.

[Yunghung12]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...iego/62189359/

This woman was one of the worst escorting experiences I have ever had. She was late to her own incall. Showed up with 2 litres of apple soda saying she had to go to the store. Forgot her phone in her friends car because she doesn't own one. Comes back panting and out of breathe. I ask her to go take a shower. She does. Begin smoking and aimlessly walking around. She then begins to deal drugs to people calling her. I'm talking Hard drugs. She blows up on a woman talking to her. She has weapons and sex toys all over her apartment. When its finally time to get down to it its 40 minutes in. She refuses to do anything we discussed over the phone. She gives me a toothy blowjob that I didn't want or ask for. Borderline assault. She then only wants to do doggy. And gets mad-when I don't finish when she wants. Especially after she wasted so much of my time. Pass on this one.

[Dwykz619]

She is back on Humaniplex, new name. Sort of.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MickeyMonreaux, just released today. Slight name change, same girl from the pictures.

She's just as hard to get a hold of, and seems like she'll make you wait.

Since Aug, I've been trying to set something up, but she never gets back. She claims she was locked up, but her ad on EDUSA were pretty constant on there, and threw some red flags (esp if she was in jail, and her ads were consistant).

If anyone can confirm, let me know! (She was a favorite off mine).

[TitanTool]

OMG it has been years since I saw her once. Talk about a flakey hot mess. At least her pics look a bit more recent. I PM'd on HX, let's see if she has outrageous rates now.

I saw her about 3 weeks ago when she first came back. Cute skinny spinner, but yeah she is pretty flaky and hard to schedule with and even erratic with her rates. One day she will play for 200, the next day she might demand double that. Last I texted her she was in an expensive and less-permissive mode, so I passed on the repeat. Apparently she had a falling out with her partner in crime (Nikki) and has higher standards now LOL.