Massage Parlor Reports

**UncleChu** · 05-02-21 18:55

Originally Posted by RubWanted007 [View Original Post]

OK, I decided to give this place a chance. I was heading to King Massage, where I get treated really well!! Too bad I did not stick with my plan.

I arrived and went in, and a lady told me cash only. The lady that talked to me was attractive and good energy. Her name was Mia. I went to get cash and came back, and Mia was busy. So another masseuse (not as attractive) told me she would take care of me her name was Lilly. Right away, I noticed her energy was not the same and her attitude really BAD.

The massage was one of the worst I have ever had. Just rubbing my back. She then tells me to flip and what do I want? She made the HJ gesture. I said no, I wanted more than that. She said 2 Franklins; I hesitated and gave in. Then still with her dress on, she is trying to put the cover on. No CBJ, just HJ. I was like. How do you want to put the cover without any stimulation, especially with someone with an attitude. Then I started to touch her, and she said no touching down there. Right away, I knew this was not going to end well. Then I told her, ". Stop doing what you are doing". I got up and told her to give me my tip ($180) and keep $20 that I was out of here. I was so pissed off, and I haven't had an experience like this. Lilly is like she is doing this job and hates it. For context, I am younger and work out. I am a clean guy and treat these ladies with respect. Anyways, while getting dressed, and she asked if I want another girl. I am not interested. Then Mia came in, and she asked if it was ok. I talked to her a little bit, and I told her about the bad experience and to make things shorter. She took care of me really well after. I do recommend Mia but definitely do not recommend Lily. Lilly gave my tip to Mia.

Two cute girls working, both in dresses. I must have got Mia because the massage was reasonably good compared to what I have run across lately. Not super skilled but really good pressure. 10 minutes of that, then the flip. She asked 2. For all. I said I only had 1. CBJ it was. She took off her dress but left panties off. She went long and slow and Junior was relaxed. Hot towel and then a good amount of thigh and calf rubbing. Should arms and hands, then out the door.

Next time I'll bring a few extra bucks and try for the FS.

**UncleChu** · 05-02-21 18:46

Originally Posted by Hkd01 [View Original Post]

New to the forum. How does one ask for HJ / FS? How much is the typical tip?

I don't think I've ever asked for extras.

Wait, if towards the ends they say something like "almost done, anything else?" then point to Junior and smile.

Otherwise they have just gone to work with the tug or whispered "what you want?" and we go from there.

**Joepdx** · 05-02-21 16:20

Good luck! If you find any of this stuff, let us know.

Originally Posted by MisterJimmy [View Original Post]

Visiting Portland for a week or two, with more trips in the future. Looking for a good therapeutic type massage and HJ HE. Here's my "wants" in order of importance. PM is fine.

1. Decent therapeutic massage with oil.

2. Good, spaced out teasing, preferably with some reaching under action, without rushing to the flip.

3. Honors time with minimal or no interruptions.

4. Good HE. Not rushed or too vigorous. Bonus points for an encouraging vocals. "Give it to me baby" NOT "hurry up!

5. Younger and good looking. NO granny's or chubs please. Don't want to sound mean but these things are just a big turn off for me. Got this at home.

Bonus points.

1. Rimming.

2. Touching and kissing bare breast.

3. BBBJ availability.

**MpDuck** · 05-02-21 13:49

Kai Yuan Massage Hillsboro. This place just opened. Apparently two girls are working. I spent my time with CiCi. OK Massage but very good FLIP. Lots on the menu and no haggling on Price. Did tip 1 since my hour massage turned into 1.2 LOL and so much was had. I will say that the full service was not on the menu so I don't want to make it sound like I am putting that out there, but as always YMMV. If you need more info you can DM me but this place is a winner at least with Cici. There is a review in RR that brought my attention there and I am happy that it did. https://portland.rubratings.com/223853.

**MisterJimmy** · 05-02-21 13:08

Visiting Portland for a week or two, with more trips in the future. Looking for a good therapeutic type massage and HJ HE. Here's my "wants" in order of importance. PM is fine.

1. Decent therapeutic massage with oil.

2. Good, spaced out teasing, preferably with some reaching under action, without rushing to the flip.

3. Honors time with minimal or no interruptions.

4. Good HE. Not rushed or too vigorous. Bonus points for an encouraging vocals. "Give it to me baby" NOT "hurry up!

5. Younger and good looking. NO granny's or chubs please. Don't want to sound mean but these things are just a big turn off for me. Got this at home.

Bonus points.

1. Rimming.

2. Touching and kissing bare breast.

3. BBBJ availability.

**Bhanson475** · 05-02-21 13:00

Was there the other day and saw Lisa. Massage was good not to hard or soft. Real technique!

Finish was standard with teasing prior to the flip. I got the feeling other girls in waiting area / front room might be more fun.

PM or reply with any helpful info.

**TCHairy** · 05-02-21 11:44

I stopped in yesterday at this place in Beaverton and spent a great hour and a half with Leah. The massage is excellent. Deep and thorough. Some wonderful teasing face down then right to work on the flip to help ease all my tensions. We ended up in 34.5 since she kept her mask on, but was a wonderful way to end regardless. Soft skin, supple and thin, very clean. Afterward some clean up and return to the rest of my aches and pains, including some good foot work. All in all, a great way to spend the time.

**Hkd01** · 05-01-21 23:30

Anyone has info on Magic Spa on Laidlaw in NW Portland?

**TruckerBob** · 05-01-21 21:23

Originally Posted by IntoFun [View Original Post]

Hmm. Guess I figure that payment is to get me off. Once that happens I have no more interest in the time.

If I pay for an hour and the massage is fine, play with some tits, dick gets sucked or put somewhere warm and wet then blow a load. IDAGAF if I'm shorted on the full hour.

**Iliktna2** · 05-01-21 17:40

Anyone try this place on Andersen in Vancouver?

Thank you.

**Trux1** · 05-01-21 15:38

Originally Posted by ORTailBlazer [View Original Post]

We are different then. I do not go if I seen the reviews. The problem is when I go into an AMP, their clocks should not be 15 minutes faster than your clock. I admittedly do not check the clocks in accordance with mine because, well you are going to relax. Now I have to check a businesses clocks to make sure they are not screwing me on time? I only book hhr as I learned and most of the time start on my back depending on the place. Like I said, no place of business where you pay for time should have their clocks sped up, that is a rip off. That was the whole problem. Even the individual who posted the review said he showed the lady his phone's time and pointed at the clock.

When I go into the room the first thing I do is pull out my phone, put it in selfie mode, and do a full scan of the entire room looking for devices with an IR light source. I always look closely at the clock as getting a clock with a built in pinhole camera is very easy. I check the mirror for a few things as well. Holes in the ceiling tile, I use the phone flashlight to inspect.

There are some other bullshit things at least one owner is doing to watch what is going on in the room. Technology is really getting the point where privacy is impossible.

So yes, in the course of all that I note the time on the clock. I honestly don't think moving it up is an intentional effort at ripping you off because most of the places that will short you on time will do that no matter what the clock says.

**RamblinJavlin** · 05-01-21 15:30

Originally Posted by IntoFun [View Original Post]

Hmm. Guess I figure that payment is to get me off. Once that happens I have no more interest in the time.

I can't remember the last time I looked at one of their clocks. I don't take my phone with me, but I do look at my phone clock before I go in, then I look at it when I get out to the car. I have a pretty good internal clock, but I'm like you: if I get off and / or the massage was good, then what the fuck do I care, as long as it doesn't seem like it was rushed or was indeed a short amount of time.

That being said, you pay for an hour, you should get an hour. Just my opinion.

**IntoFun** · 05-01-21 15:13

Originally Posted by ORTailBlazer [View Original Post]

We are different then. I do not go if I seen the reviews. The problem is when I go into an AMP, their clocks should not be 15 minutes faster than your clock. I admittedly do not check the clocks in accordance with mine because, well you are going to relax. Now I have to check a businesses clocks to make sure they are not screwing me on time? I only book hhr as I learned and most of the time start on my back depending on the place. Like I said, no place of business where you pay for time should have their clocks sped up, that is a rip off. That was the whole problem. Even the individual who posted the review said he showed the lady his phone's time and pointed at the clock.

Hmm. Guess I figure that payment is to get me off. Once that happens I have no more interest in the time.

**Trozz** · 05-01-21 15:11

New to the site but not new to AMP's. Used to go to some when I lived in Spokane, and went to a few when I visited L. A. Years ago. Haven't gone to any around here. Live in Hillsboro area now. Where can I go close to here where I can get the most bang for the buck, if you know what I mean? Best chance of having some real fun?