Massage Parlor Reports

[MoDick503]

Hey fellow mongers,

I'm seeing if anyone has a place to get a nice BBBJ it's what I need right now. Willing to trade informs I go to a few spots on Vancouver.

Thanks.

[Member #6532]

I haven't been to the spot next to the weed store, but the weed store is overpriced and average quality.

I checked out Sunshine this week and a "new girl" who had only been there "a week" was a bunch of fun! She had a nice thick body. Not fat at all but not Skinny. Nice skin, very friendly, sucked the poison out of my snake bite for 1. Wanted 1. 6 for boom boom. As I was leaving she said next time boom boom 1. 4.

New girl is Jessica. Mid 30, athletic body, perfect C twins (not implants like Lansi). 1. 4 boom boom everything safe. Her translated french was top notch and she doesn't quit until you stop her.

Asked for Lala but she mentioned that Lala is no longer working there. Atleast that is what I understood from her limited english. I visited twice this week and both the times Lala was not there. If anyone is looking for only Lala then do call them before the visit.

[RamblinJavlin]

First time with Lily and she joined the list at #18. YMMV.

Number 18, number 18. I've gone back to the beginning and looked at post #18, but that wasn't it. What is #18? Thank you.

[MeeLikeeAsians]

First time with Lily and she joined the list at #18. YMMV.

[RamblinJavlin]

I haven't been to the spot next to the weed store, but the weed store is overpriced and average quality.

I checked out Sunshine this week and a "new girl" who had only been there "a week" was a bunch of fun! She had a nice thick body. Not fat at all but not Skinny. Nice skin, very friendly, sucked the poison out of my snake bite for 1. Wanted 1. 6 for boom boom. As I was leaving she said next time boom boom 1. 4.

Damn. See that's what I missed. That's what I'm talking about. What time of day was this?

[UncleChu]

I don't know about one near a 420 store, but I think your friend should check out Sunshine Foot Spa. There's a newer young chick with a tight body that's there. Good luck.

I haven't been to the spot next to the weed store, but the weed store is overpriced and average quality.

I checked out Sunshine this week and a "new girl" who had only been there "a week" was a bunch of fun! She had a nice thick body. Not fat at all but not Skinny. Nice skin, very friendly, sucked the poison out of my snake bite for 1. Wanted 1. 6 for boom boom. As I was leaving she said next time boom boom 1. 4.

[JonB2301]

I had a horrific week at work (late post, sorry) and thought to get a. Little bit of the broken body recovered. Saw a post here and decided to judge for myself. Went in about an hour before close. Able to get in right away, always nice. 60 min massage, damage. 5 before I was taken to the treatment room. Disrobed and on the table, had to wait a few as another had arrived and there seemed to be a need for room cleaning (always comforting to find a spot that takes breath plague seriously). I asked and was given the therapist's name but can't remember (head trauma on Friday). 7/10 massage, not particularly skilled in techniques but nice firm pressure and knew enough not to knead over bones. Flip was good and left happy. No haggling, just left my tip of. 4 on the credenza in the room. Total visit 1. 0 as no change come here. Would repeat, but now know to bring exact change.

[Member #6590]

So I went to Lilly Massage on 82nd a few years ago, once. I have been getting unsolicited texts ever since from this location. I always block the number, but the next text will be from a new number.

Today's text was an invitation to come to an Easter Buffet at a restaurant with an rsvp request and a note that it was was from Lilly at Lilly massage. I wish I was making this up. She's harder to get rid of than DRD.

Anyways, I still contend that there is zero reason to ever call these places but if you do, use a burner number. This was a bit of stupidity on my part.

There are couple places still texting me about new girl whenever they have. Fortunately, I used the fake number using the app and I set mute on that number so my girl does not know. Women are sensitive, be careful.

[Trux1]

So I went to Lilly Massage on 82nd a few years ago, once. I have been getting unsolicited texts ever since from this location. I always block the number, but the next text will be from a new number.

Today's text was an invitation to come to an Easter Buffet at a restaurant with an rsvp request and a note that it was was from Lilly at Lilly massage. I wish I was making this up. She's harder to get rid of than DRD.

Anyways, I still contend that there is zero reason to ever call these places but if you do, use a burner number. This was a bit of stupidity on my part.

[RamblinJavlin]

It really isn't that simple. There are times when I message providers and it takes them hours to respond, and sometimes they'll literally respond DAYS later with "yes I'm available" like, you know, it hasn't been 3 freaking days. A lot of them are slow to respond so you have to go through a lengthy, tedious dance of asking for certain things like if they even do BJs to make sure you're not wasting your time or money. Pricing is all over the place, so you want to make sure they aren't charging way above the average for services that are way below the average. I don't live close to where they tend to be, so it's usually lengthy drive for me too. Overall, it's kind of a process unless you decide to schedule something way in advance, which is more common on TNA. However, the prices on TNA also tend to be higher, as well as the chance for GPS, so you're generally getting close to AMP prices anyway.

As for AMPs specifically, I used to go to them way more often than escorts simply because I knew where they were, I could go at my leisure, and where I was, a full menu was always a guarantee. The massages tended to be okay too. Here, the thrill of not knowing can still be a bit fun, but yeah I go to AMPs a lot less often unless it's one I'm already familiar with. I don't like when the massage is worthless either, but it's rarely so bad that I didn't enjoy it at least a little.

I'm still fairly new. I preface what I'm about to say with that.

I have found from just a few visits to an AMP that they are considerably cheaper. Or at least they can be if you negotiate. However, I do like going to a nice discreet in-call where I don't feel like I'm being taped coming and going.

I have found a few providers who I think are worth what they charge for a return visit.

GPS is definitely a thing. Recently a girl raised her donation a full benny, and I was already considering not going back to see her a second time before I knew that, simply because she has a lot of "don'ts".

I concur about scheduling. I have a life, so when I want to have a good time and I'm looking around, a quick response is kinda crucial to whether or not I'm going to be able to see that provider.

I definitely think I prefer a good provider over a good AMP, but like someone said, the AMP seems to have their place. I've read some posts on here of some nice steamy visits to see "Coco".

[WestSidePunter]

To me it's like eating out, no pun intended. AMPs are like fast food and TNA is fine dining. Both have their place in this world and are not mutually exclusive.

At best, TNA is a diner pretending to be fine dining. Everything costs twice what it's worth and the service is lacking.

[NoFearToTry]

My friend will be visiting your wonderful community in a few days. He can't access this site due to circumstances so I offered to make some inquiries. On his last visit to the Beaverton area he spotted and AMP near a 420 store. Do you have any idea of the name so I can look at past reviews? Thanks from Southeast Wisconsin and Southwest Florida depending on the time of year. Pm is ok.

The one adjoining the weed store right off 217 and denny road is no fun skip it.

[RamblinJavlin]

My friend will be visiting your wonderful community in a few days. He can't access this site due to circumstances so I offered to make some inquiries. On his last visit to the Beaverton area he spotted and AMP near a 420 store. Do you have any idea of the name so I can look at past reviews? Thanks from Southeast Wisconsin and Southwest Florida depending on the time of year. Pm is ok.

I don't know about one near a 420 store, but I think your friend should check out Sunshine Foot Spa. There's a newer young chick with a tight body that's there. Good luck.

[MisterJimmy]

To me it's like eating out, no pun intended. AMPs are like fast food and TNA is fine dining. Both have their place in this world and are not mutually exclusive.

It really isn't that simple. There are times when I message providers and it takes them hours to respond, and sometimes they'll literally respond DAYS later with "yes I'm available" like, you know, it hasn't been 3 freaking days. A lot of them are slow to respond so you have to go through a lengthy, tedious dance of asking for certain things like if they even do BJs to make sure you're not wasting your time or money. Pricing is all over the place, so you want to make sure they aren't charging way above the average for services that are way below the average. I don't live close to where they tend to be, so it's usually lengthy drive for me too. Overall, it's kind of a process unless you decide to schedule something way in advance, which is more common on TNA. However, the prices on TNA also tend to be higher, as well as the chance for GPS, so you're generally getting close to AMP prices anyway.

As for AMPs specifically, I used to go to them way more often than escorts simply because I knew where they were, I could go at my leisure, and where I was, a full menu was always a guarantee. The massages tended to be okay too. Here, the thrill of not knowing can still be a bit fun, but yeah I go to AMPs a lot less often unless it's one I'm already familiar with. I don't like when the massage is worthless either, but it's rarely so bad that I didn't enjoy it at least a little.

[DangerMan29]

Some of this will be out of date, but I am going to list all the spots in Vancouver I have tried over the last few years. Ordered best to worst.

Sunshine Massage. Been twice, only place I have visited during covid, which was November. Her mask stayed on, mine came off while I was face down. Standard HE.

Vancouver Aromatherapy Spa. Been 3 times, most recently probably early 2020. Always a good time.

Tranquility Spa. It seemed like more was going to happen, then turned into DIY. Had her put her feet in my face while she I did it.

Asian Wellness Spa. DIY, from someone who didn't want to be there. Awful everything, but the woman was mildly attractive.

Zen Massage. DIY, horrible experience. Place was dirty, walls were thin, and the woman was a troll.

Castle Spa (unsure what it was called when I went) - Not even DIY, massage was just over. They seem more like a legit place. That was probably my second AMP ever in 2017.

I have my vaccine scheduled, and my wife will be out of town for over a week, so I'm planning on hitting a few new spots. My top picks are Veela, Asian Sports, Elegance, and Blue Bay.