Massage Parlor Reports

[DCHung]

Hello gents,

What is the 'standard rate' in these times and parts of the world?

I scrolled back about 50 pages and seemed talk was of $$ for FS (including house) pre-end times. Is that still accurate?

All the talk of RL, RS, and VIP has piqued my curiosity. Time to put this vaccine to the test.

200 my get you a disapproving look but should be ok in most cases.

210 no complaints.

220 and above a smile for the tip.

[Membrbs]

Hello gents,

What is the 'standard rate' in these times and parts of the world?

I scrolled back about 50 pages and seemed talk was of $$ for FS (including house) pre-end times. Is that still accurate?

All the talk of RL, RS, and VIP has piqued my curiosity. Time to put this vaccine to the test.

[DCHung]

Called up CA to schedule a session with Ruby. Heard from Mama that Ruby's on vacation till 11th April, was offered Titu instead. I paid for an hour. Tutu is as tall as Ruby, with natural Bs, coarse voice and a decent English. Said she's from NYC and would head back in a couple of weeks. TS was playful with some attention to the areas of interest. Back in the room, some sweet talk and face down for a massage. TuTu was playful but the massage was never there. Some hard presses here and there around the back and in the legs. She finished the massage in no time and started soft-touch. TuTU tried hard but her soft-touch wasn't really soft, or arousing. On the flip, demanded for money (unusual at CA for me, but have reasons that this is her first time with me). I paid the standard for everything covered. TuTu's performance was enthusiastic post that, very cooperative and I had an explosive finish. Out in 45 minutes. I may not head back for Tutu. Missed Ruby, for sure. As I left, I saw another petite young girl with a face mask, black hair and bangs. Looked cute!

Current lineup is Jeanie and TuTu. I had a great time with Tutu. I found her very attractive and a great attitude. I definitely recommend seeing her before she leaves. I don't know if or when she will be back.

[Harry Krevitz]

Anyone know the lineup at VIP? Haven't been back since Apple was there but wanted to get back in the scene again. Any info would be great, if not I'll try to have a report later this week. Thanks!

Right now it is "Seven", who is a regular and is taller than average, thin, kind of modelesque and gives great service. There is also two new girls: Ava and May. Ava is small and petite, May is a little taller than Ava but has a medium build but both are cute. It's best to call ahead for an appointment and the new MMS is great!

Welcome back to the party! Be safe and enjoy!

[Raver20]

Anyone know the lineup at VIP? Haven't been back since Apple was there but wanted to get back in the scene again. Any info would be great, if not I'll try to have a report later this week. Thanks!

[Raver20]

Anyone know the lineup at VIP? Haven't been back since Apple was there but wanted to get back in the scene again. Any info would be great, if not ill try to have a report later this week. Thanks!

[SyntorX]

I agree with your opinion on this matter. IMO, people go to RL mainly because of the experience. I feel relaxed and at ease with the ladies there. RL has been my go to place since December 2016. I recommend anyone out there to go to RL and ask for Monica. I have never seen any other provider as good and friendly as Monica and I've been going to many of the local AMPs in the area for more than 20 years. Good luck and stay safe.

I agree with you and the previous poster. I have been going to "AMPs" for around thirty years and been to AMPs all over the US. I put AMPs in quotes, because I remember when most of the places on Harry Hines in Dallas had American ladies instead of Asian ladies, but they operated similar to an AMP In Minneapolis there was an interesting place that had two older Asian ladies that did excellent massages and then sent in the young American hottie you picked for the fun part of the session.

I sampled many of the Greenbelt AMPs and some other AMPs around Laurel when I moved here six years ago. I finally settled on RL Therapy. Sure the ladies are older, but I have found session with older providers where some of the most amazing sessions I had over the years. I think all the ladies I have been with at RL are nice looking in spite of some having minor flaws. I will take a decent looking MILF type over a hottie every time. Most RL ladies treat you like a friend instead of a client. I plan to only go to RL unless I quit getting the wonderful service I get there.

[Nyyfan]

Wow. I don't know where to start with this post -- and the other member who insinuated in his post that people with fewer than 20 reviews somehow lack credibility. But here goes it.

I may only have 16 posts, but I only joined in January 2021. So far this year I have reviewed no less than 13 providers from at least 10 or 11 different AMPs. At my current pace I will review far more AMPs in 2021 than anyone else on this board. The two critics, on the other hand, have a grand total of zero AMP reviews between them in 2021 (and at least one has zero reviews for 2020 as well).

In a post from last year, Horsetrader attempted to correct another reviewer for claiming that the girls at RL were hardbody hotties. The problem is that Nyyfan never made those claims. He gave a fair assessment of the ladies' physical appearance, yet Horsetrader still felt obligated to give his two cents in order to pad his post count. Everyone who goes to RL knows that the ladies skew older and have a little meat on their bellies. They go there because RL provides consistently good service from very nice women. And most have established year's-long relationships with Julie, Monica, Pink, etc.

Newer members may not have 1000 posts, but many provide substantive reviews that help assist all of us in finding the best AMP experiences.

I agree with your opinion on this matter. IMO, people go to RL mainly because of the experience. I feel relaxed and at ease with the ladies there. RL has been my go to place since December 2016. I recommend anyone out there to go to RL and ask for Monica. I have never seen any other provider as good and friendly as Monica and I've been going to many of the local AMPs in the area for more than 20 years. Good luck and stay safe.

[JakeGalo]

It's happened to me a few times over the years, but infrequently and in unexpected situations. The last time I got BBFS in a AMP was roughly 15 years ago. Maybe some of these newbies got lucky, but I haven't found BBFS to be anywhere near the norm.

Nobody on this thread has claimed it's the norm. It just happens with the right provider at the right time. On rare occasions.

I'm 51 and it's happened to me three times ever. An average of once for every 17 years of life.

[UnsungHero]

Called up CA to schedule a session with Ruby. Heard from Mama that Ruby's on vacation till 11th April, was offered Titu instead. I paid for an hour. Tutu is as tall as Ruby, with natural Bs, coarse voice and a decent English. Said she's from NYC and would head back in a couple of weeks. TS was playful with some attention to the areas of interest. Back in the room, some sweet talk and face down for a massage. TuTu was playful but the massage was never there. Some hard presses here and there around the back and in the legs. She finished the massage in no time and started soft-touch. TuTU tried hard but her soft-touch wasn't really soft, or arousing. On the flip, demanded for money (unusual at CA for me, but have reasons that this is her first time with me). I paid the standard for everything covered. TuTu's performance was enthusiastic post that, very cooperative and I had an explosive finish. Out in 45 minutes. I may not head back for Tutu. Missed Ruby, for sure. As I left, I saw another petite young girl with a face mask, black hair and bangs. Looked cute!

[Tom McAn]

Wow there seems to be a number of regular members with less than 20 posts who are getting BBFS in AMPs with very few seniors reporting the same.

It's happened to me a few times over the years, but infrequently and in unexpected situations. The last time I got BBFS in a AMP was roughly 15 years ago. Maybe some of these newbies got lucky, but I haven't found BBFS to be anywhere near the norm.

[CUTomorrow]

IMHO, many new members lie about how hot the girl was and the services she provided. If I look at post history and don't see anything negative, I doubt the sincerity of all his posts. Same concern if all posts are about just one girl or one establishment.

This made me laugh, FYI you can't tell by my 12 post count, but have been a local monger for 20 years with over 400 visits to AMP's, and that's a sincere estimate.

[JakeGalo]

IMHO, many new members lie about how hot the girl was and the services she provided. If I look at post history and don't see anything negative, I doubt the sincerity of all his posts. Same concern if all posts are about just one girl or one establishment.

Wow. I don't know where to start with this post -- and the other member who insinuated in his post that people with fewer than 20 reviews somehow lack credibility. But here goes it.

I may only have 16 posts, but I only joined in January 2021. So far this year I have reviewed no less than 13 providers from at least 10 or 11 different AMPs. At my current pace I will review far more AMPs in 2021 than anyone else on this board. The two critics, on the other hand, have a grand total of zero AMP reviews between them in 2021 (and at least one has zero reviews for 2020 as well).

The number of postings for a particular member has no bearing on their credibility. Or their worth to this board, for that matter. One thing I quickly noticed was that the people with the highest number of posts on here have very few actual AMP reviews. They just comment or criticize the posts of well-meaning reviewers. Or they muse about experiences from 10 or 20 years ago. What I call the "get off my lawn" members. People who spend most of their time nitpicking other people's posts.

As far as the argument from some that BBBJ and BBFS cannot be a thing because they've never experienced it personally, that is absurd. I have never been in a car accident, but I'd be a fool to think they never occur. I have never climbed a mountain, but millions do it every year. I have never been a construction worker, but there are millions of such workers around the world.

One thing that some older reviewers discount is the impact that covid has had on most of the businesses. Many have lost 25% to 50% of their business. And some of it will never return. That fact has forced many to do things they would never have done in the past. When I started going to AMPs in 2007, most only offered HJs with OTC roaming. On occasion the lady might go topless, but not often. Now CBJs and CFS are offered at dozens of AMPs around DC. It's a different world now.

YMMV is the rule everywhere. I'm wealthy, and my wealth has bought me things that many others could never get. On the other hand, many others have been offered far more than me on occasion. Providers have the right to set their rules and boundaries, and I respect that.

And where is the reviewer's evidence that newer members lie about their experiences or the hotness of a certain provider? I'd love to see his evidence. The members of this board are anonymous and have little-to-no incentive to lie about their experiences.

In a post from last year, Horsetrader attempted to correct another reviewer for claiming that the girls at RL were hardbody hotties. The problem is that Nyyfan never made those claims. He gave a fair assessment of the ladies' physical appearance, yet Horsetrader still felt obligated to give his two cents in order to pad his post count. Everyone who goes to RL knows that the ladies skew older and have a little meat on their bellies. They go there because RL provides consistently good service from very nice women. And most have established year's-long relationships with Julie, Monica, Pink, etc.

Newer members may not have 1000 posts, but many provide substantive reviews that help assist all of us in finding the best AMP experiences.

[Horsetrader]

Wow there seems to be a number of regular members with less than 20 posts who are getting BBFS in AMPs with very few seniors reporting the same.

IMHO, many new members lie about how hot the girl was and the services she provided. If I look at post history and don't see anything negative, I doubt the sincerity of all his posts. Same concern if all posts are about just one girl or one establishment.

[SyntorX]

Maybe the more senior members don't report this as often. Speaking for myself, if I feel I am getting "extras" I tend not to report specifics as it may be a YYMV situation, from being a regular, etc. I tend to think of CBJ / CFS as standard, and report negatively on lesser services.

This is one of the problems for reviews. One man's dream is another man's nightmare. What I love and value in a session may be very different from what another monger loves.

I agree with you about being a regular. There have been many places I have visited over the years that offered regulars upgraded extras. Lily's / Brite used to be that way until Howard County started cracking down.

You can get CBJ and CFS at RL Therapy where I visit, but BBBJs are normally reserved for regulars. Three or four years ago CFS was also reserved for regulars at RL. It would be four or five visits ibefore CFS was offered and not all ladies offered it at all.