Massage Parlor Reports

**Rudiger** · 03-28-21 20:55

Originally Posted by HOD415 [View Original Post]

So the Latin providers usually ask you if you're finished yet while your doing them and that's okay? That's what happened to me at BO. I didn't even fill the hat and I stopped the session after 10 min, I didn't get my money back.

I guess you just have to be okay with a crappy TS and dead fish FS with Latin girls. Sorry dude, there is a difference. I don't go for just the scenery.

Agreed. For the top-dollar rates charged in O-town (as high as freaking Honolulu! The words "Are you done yet?" (or similar) should definitely NOT be in their vocabulary.

**OrlNative** · 03-28-21 20:30

I guess I waited too long to go and it must have changed owners cause I went and asked for an hour. Having seen multiple reviews that they do prostate massages I hint towards it while she's back there and she goes I'm not a doctor. On top it which she started the session by walking on my back. Which hurt more then anything. After that I was so let down that it was difficult to stay excited.

I guess I'll never find out what that's like.

Wouldn't go again especially being that I drove 40 minutes.

**MrCraftyHands** · 03-28-21 19:41

Originally Posted by HOD415 [View Original Post]

So the Latin providers usually ask you if you're finished yet while your doing them and that's okay? That's what happened to me at BO. I didn't even fill the hat and I stopped the session after 10 min, I didn't get my money back.

I guess you just have to be okay with a crappy TS and dead fish FS with Latin girls. Sorry dude, there is a difference. I don't go for just the scenery.

LOL Nor do I. The table shower is in fact crappy compared to Asian, I'll grant you that, but I've always had excellent service in the room and the one time I didn't the old mama San offered a full refund. One time when I said it was just okay she told me to wait and gave me another session with a different girl. I always joke with the old Asian woman I'm going to see her next time which she finds hysterical! I'm not discounting your experience, but giving a different perspective of very good main event service and a mamasan who goes out of her way to make sure I'm satisfied every single time. I've even seen 2 of the girls over the last few months privately away from the spa. As always everybody's milage is different, I happen to really like it. It's cool that you don't. To each his own. 😊.

**HOD415** · 03-28-21 19:11

Went to MM for the first time since the move, drew Mocha. Not good- TS was rushed and uneventful. Back at the room, started with a short massage face down, like 5 min long. The massage consisted of a Mocha kneeling between my legs and sucking and biting my back side which I liked, after she finished she sprayed my back with alcohol, that was a cold shocker and quite unexpected. Mocha asked me to flip over and she hops on the table, again kneeling between my legs. She rubs my chest for a minute and lets me suck on her tits for a few seconds than asks if I want to taste her pussy, I say yes; no BBJ, WTF. Mocha gets into position, her head game was pretty good, no DT and lots of tongue; fortunately no teeth. We do 69 for about 5 min, she wraps me up (I bring my own condom, the ones they use are too small) and Mocha hops on top for CG for about 1 min then asks me to do doggie. Mocha was getting into and she came twice, each time she did she clamped down on Jr. So tight I filled the hat after 10 min; the entire time in K9 she kept saying "so big", LOL. After I fill the hat she asks me to lay down, takes of the wrapper and ties it in a knot, she leaves to get a hot towel for the clean up, after clean up she massaged my inner thighs for about 1 min each, very painful, I asked her to stop. I was in and out in 30 min.

So no DFK, actually very little kissing at all as she wouldn't let me. Other MM girls are better, I've been with Micky and Jenny, if there's time left they will at least lay down with you or finish with a massage to fill the rest of the time. On the way out Kiko asked if it was okay and I told her yes. I basically lied to her, not sure what she would have done if I said no. Once again my sex doll out does another provider. Will not repeat with Mocha.

**GiantsLife** · 03-28-21 18:58

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

Sounds EXACTLY like my experience with Lisa. And, had you RTFF to find my report here:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...57#post5258457

... you would have been able to dodge Lisa and ask (and maybe wait) for Jenny! I'm not busting your chops for NOT doing the research here, because this thread is so freakin' active that you'd have to go back to 10 pages (or more) to find that report (even though it's only 12 days old!), so as far as I'm concerned, you get a big PASS for not finding that (which is why I'm sort of 'bumping' it here).

Back to the matter of Lisa vs Jenny at U-Massage: I'm hoping enough guys go in there and DECLINE Lisa, asking for Jenny instead, that Lisa eventually "gets the message" and steps up her game. As reported in my prior referenced post, Lisa WAS willing to go BBFS without much encouragement even though I couldn't go through with that (asked for the cover instead).

I have to agree with Dr Willy, if you do the research you will never be disappointed. I've never been to you massage and I went based upon previous reviews of Jenny. Everything that was mentioned in previous reviews was accurate and would most definitely repeat in the future.

**HOD415** · 03-28-21 18:33

Originally Posted by MrCraftyHands [View Original Post]

Had another great visit to blue ocean this morning. Melina or Melinda, not sure, quite an accent. 200 up front and, mediocre table shower and off to the races back in the room with the great views of Latina tits and ass I've come to love. I frankly don't understand the terrible reviews. If we have read the forums we know what this place has become. Latinas are not Asians! LOL They are not submissive and have an attitude! That's part of what I like! But they get the job done and you just can't beat the views, the Spanish, or the ay papi's. LOL They are most definitely not Asian.

The old mama San has always been great to me, always provides a choice of the ladies, let's me switch if not happy, and has absolutely given the money back when I have not clicked with a girl after a few minutes and there are no other choices. I always feel like they go above and beyond to make sure I'm happy, so I really don't get the negative reviews other that everybody's mileage will vary as always. I love the Latina Miami spas blue ocean always satisfies my Latina itch between trips to Miami. I've been here over 25 times. Just know what it is and what it is not before you go and you will save yourself from some disappointment. And always always always ask to see a line up to make sure you get someone your into.

So the Latin providers usually ask you if you're finished yet while your doing them and that's okay? That's what happened to me at BO. I didn't even fill the hat and I stopped the session after 10 min, I didn't get my money back.

I guess you just have to be okay with a crappy TS and dead fish FS with Latin girls. Sorry dude, there is a difference. I don't go for just the scenery.

**HCruz** · 03-28-21 18:31

Decided to head into town earlier this week. Ended up taking a buddy to try out the hobby. Ended up at mil in the early afternoon and ironically enough there was a guy there waiting for his friend. Gabe donation and within 5-10 min gave my buddy 1st dibs. Another 5 passed and was my turn. I didn't get her name but she was petite! No taller than 5' but was awesome. Standard shower, back to room for 69, daty. Love the bed height and mirror set up. Went from bent over to mish, cg and ended back bent over. Ended in the rubber but regret now because she kept saying "you feed me" . Will stop in once I'm back in the area and love the fee up front for no hassle. Only question, does anyone know if they use the backdoor? Kind if a busy street for front door all the time.

**Heywood2020** · 03-28-21 16:35

Been a while but it seems all but one photo is 10 years old? Hope she is well.

Originally Posted by Zibiter [View Original Post]

Any Tara updates or intel on Krista?

**Big In Japan** · 03-28-21 16:10

Originally Posted by JohnRoy0408 [View Original Post]

Are these Tiffany / Monica Chinese / Korean?

Tiffany and Monica are Chinese.

**BKoobs** · 03-28-21 14:35

Originally Posted by WestcoastRydah [View Original Post]

GREAT REVIEW!

I kind of had the feeling you would get a 4 hands massage soon LOL. It's great isn't it! I make sure I go for one every couple of months.

Wow! What a great report. Definitely going to try them out.

**Cook72** · 03-28-21 13:36

Originally Posted by Dugglc [View Original Post]

Yes it is really sad to see Yumi gone. She will be back though. Her and Kiko are good friends. She is just taking vacation. It's been a long time since she had time off. I do like the rotation though. Katy is a nice girl. A bit older then the rest of the girls I think. Maybe early to mid 30's. Short hair and pretty face. She's new to the spa scene I think. New to America too I think. Not much english at all. Kinda shy in the shower. Actually thinks it's a shower to wash you up LOL. It was nice though. Decent slip and slide, but back in the room she's good. She's a real good kisser and has some eraser nipples that are nice too. Avoided 69 and went right from BJ to cover and cg. Switched up to standing mish and slipped out to try some daty where she seemed to really enjoy herself. Went back to standing mish then standing k9 before she got up on the table for regular mish. Pulled me down for some kissing then got up to my knees and hammered it good to finish up. She was giving me 2 thumbs up and saying you make me very happy LOL. Went and got a hot towel to clean up and kept saying you make me very happy. Then the dreaded knock on the door. That's when you could really tell her english is no good. I asked was that Kiko knocking on the door and she didn't understand. Didn't even understand Kiko's name LOL. Overall I think she will work out fine once she gets everything down. Nice and tight, nice natural B titties, and a really good kisser. Just well groomed instead of shaved though. I like them shaved or waxed myself, but as long as it's a close trim I'm ok with it, and she is closely trimmed.

I am really going to miss Yumi though. She was my favorite of all the girls in all the spas except for Jessica when she was here. Jessica was a bit more of a pleaser, but Yumi has the perfect body and personality. Loved the way she was always laughing and joking the entire time.

Glad to hear Yumi will be back, she is a really good kisser and great body. I have not been involved much in the AMP scene here, so I am not 100% on how their rotation works, glad to here she is not gone forever. I have always been able to find super fine escorts here and in Tampa to satisfy my needs till lately. Decided to try out the AMPs. It is good news that Katy is a good kisser as well and eraser nips are right up my alley. Next time I am in town I'll try her out.

**Trigg7272** · 03-28-21 13:20

Was in the mood for an actual massage so I figured I would stop by posh to get a good massage and HE. Got the older lady, which I'm glad I did, and she gave another good massage. She knows what's she's doing. I actually enjoyed the massage so much, I didn't even go for any roaming. She kept the massage going on the flip, making sure to massage every inch of me. Once she finished, she asked if JR wanted a massage. Of course he did. She has good technique and got me there in a timely manner. The only problem I had was she was a little too far down the table for me to get in any good roaming. Other than that, I left getting exactly what I went in for. I'll return when I'm in the mood for another good massage with a regular HE.

**JohnRoy0408** · 03-28-21 13:14

Originally Posted by BigInJapan [View Original Post]

Thanks for the compliment! I highly recommend that you make the drive over and try it for yourself. You only live once!

I will re-post this over there. Hopefully no one takes it the wrong way. Cheers!

Are these Tiffany / Monica Chinese / Korean?

Any spa with Mexican gals?

**Dr Willy** · 03-28-21 13:14

Originally Posted by TexasSailor [View Original Post]

As much as I love MC / Milk, King and NDS, I was getting a bit tired of the same somewhat mechanical routine. Lately there have been a lot of interesting posts about UMassage so I thought I would try it out since I never had before. As I walked in I drew Lisa. Decent looks and decent body, but a bit more aged than the O town favorites. The cans are real, which I do prefer.

Was definitely not the mechanical experience like the above mentioned places. However I felt like she was a bit new or lost in the expectations. Clothes stayed on during shower so there was no b2 b play. The only attention JR got was a quick soap down.

Back in the room we started off with a massage while she was fully dressed. They finally came off on the flip but she seemed to keep things out of reach. The rest of the experience I felt like I had to lead her as to what she should be doing. I had to ask for each progression. The FS action finally came about and she used so much slippery stuff on herself that I couldn't feel much. Eventually JR stopped standing and the finish was accomplished with a long beat down of a HJ. Not exactly the way I wanted to go. I do like to try to adventure from the normal occasionally, but I left there wishing I stopped in at one of my usual spots.

Sounds EXACTLY like my experience with Lisa. And, had you RTFF to find my report here:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...57#post5258457

... you would have been able to dodge Lisa and ask (and maybe wait) for Jenny! I'm not busting your chops for NOT doing the research here, because this thread is so freakin' active that you'd have to go back to 10 pages (or more) to find that report (even though it's only 12 days old!), so as far as I'm concerned, you get a big PASS for not finding that (which is why I'm sort of 'bumping' it here).

Back to the matter of Lisa vs Jenny at U-Massage: I'm hoping enough guys go in there and DECLINE Lisa, asking for Jenny instead, that Lisa eventually "gets the message" and steps up her game. As reported in my prior referenced post, Lisa WAS willing to go BBFS without much encouragement even though I couldn't go through with that (asked for the cover instead).

**MrCraftyHands** · 03-28-21 12:59

Had another great visit to blue ocean this morning. Melina or Melinda, not sure, quite an accent. 200 up front and, mediocre table shower and off to the races back in the room with the great views of Latina tits and ass I've come to love. I frankly don't understand the terrible reviews. If we have read the forums we know what this place has become. Latinas are not Asians! LOL They are not submissive and have an attitude! That's part of what I like! But they get the job done and you just can't beat the views, the Spanish, or the ay papi's. LOL They are most definitely not Asian.

The old mama San has always been great to me, always provides a choice of the ladies, let's me switch if not happy, and has absolutely given the money back when I have not clicked with a girl after a few minutes and there are no other choices. I always feel like they go above and beyond to make sure I'm happy, so I really don't get the negative reviews other that everybody's mileage will vary as always. I love the Latina Miami spas blue ocean always satisfies my Latina itch between trips to Miami. I've been here over 25 times. Just know what it is and what it is not before you go and you will save yourself from some disappointment. And always always always ask to see a line up to make sure you get someone your into.