Massage Parlor Reports

[NiceGuy1956]

Not sure of the name. JJ spa? Massage was poor; reason became evident quick. This is FS and into it as quickly as possible. Allowed her to "change from hour to hh" and gave her $. 20 for CBJ, mish, doggie. No kissing, but playing of tits, fingering, etc. , allowed and enjoyed. Didn't get her name; there were two working.

[BlueStream]

I am not one that goes looking for extras. I actually just like the massage, nice eye candy and just a good old fashion edge is perfect. The longer the better. It's a bargain when you find it compared to all the crazy tantra practitioners. Seems like most of the AMPs though are not into that experience. There used to be some good slow massages at places like a lovely massage.

[WolfOffTl]

Orange and 441 is Annie Lee's but the girls seem to have GPS with Hard Rock there. Also try out 6771 pembroke massage it definitely will work out with the better looking girls of broward AMP. Next bet is heading north but not sure how far your looking to travel with coasting south of 595.

After a half of Viagra with my coffee and a light breakfast, I headed out at 10:30 am this morning. Stopped at 1570 Ives dairy first.

I got a text from one of the girls, not sure which one as she was probably texting every number on her phones "Recent" list. But the text said new girl, good service. OK, I'll bite.

I get there and the parking lot is full, no place to park. That's not good, so I passed and moved on.

Next I went up I-95 to Sterling to check out what Lisa looks like there at 2. 6. 0. 5. Jing-Jing Spa. The door was open and the cleaning lady was mopping up. I asked who's working. She said she was.

Oh no. This was an older lady, decrepit little body, had a pot belly. And if that wasn't bad enough, she was wearing a Cross on a necklace.

Great, a faith flaunter that want's to give me a "Good Massage" I see no FS happening here. So I asked about Lisa. (still have not met her) the cleaning lady wanted me to wait while she calls her, said 10-15 minutes.

No thanks, 10-15 in real time is closer to 25 minutes. And I don't know if Lisa is worth waiting for. So I split.

So I went to the East Village next on Davie Rd Ext. Wow 2 of the homeliest looking girls I ever seen. One looked like a pig, and the other had no hips. So, I exited stage left.

Next I headed down Taft to 9. 1. 3. 7. Blue Sea spa. Just one very boring and conservatively dressed woman there, not hot and not giving off any type of friendly vibe. So, again I exited. In the past this spa has some OK talent, but it's been fuglyville lately.

I drove down to 104th and Taft to find Suni, said 10 minutes till she's done with the last client. I said I didn't want to wait around, so she hurried the guy out of there and came in nice and friendly and ready to play.

Offered her $. Plus a tip if it was appropriate. I would go 40 on the tip, but she countered with $. 20 and it was hot and steamy FS was served up.

A hot towel to clean up and a bottle of water and I'm done.

Nice girl, A little out of shape, but not too sloppy, still do-able. The rice diet does not do the body good, especially as one gets older.

[BigLuber]

After a half of Viagra with my coffee and a light breakfast, I headed out at 10:30 am this morning. Stopped at 1570 Ives dairy first.

I got a text from one of the girls, not sure which one as she was probably texting every number on her phones "Recent" list. But the text said new girl, good service. OK, I'll bite.

I get there and the parking lot is full, no place to park. That's not good, so I passed and moved on.

Next I went up I-95 to Sterling to check out what Lisa looks like there at 2. 6. 0. 5. Jing-Jing Spa. The door was open and the cleaning lady was mopping up. I asked who's working. She said she was.

Oh no. This was an older lady, decrepit little body, had a pot belly. And if that wasn't bad enough, she was wearing a Cross on a necklace.

Great, a faith flaunter that want's to give me a "Good Massage" I see no FS happening here. So I asked about Lisa. (still have not met her) the cleaning lady wanted me to wait while she calls her, said 10-15 minutes.

No thanks, 10-15 in real time is closer to 25 minutes. And I don't know if Lisa is worth waiting for. So I split.

So I went to the East Village next on Davie Rd Ext. Wow 2 of the homeliest looking girls I ever seen. One looked like a pig, and the other had no hips. So, I exited stage left.

Next I headed down Taft to 9. 1. 3. 7. Blue Sea spa. Just one very boring and conservatively dressed woman there, not hot and not giving off any type of friendly vibe. So, again I exited. In the past this spa has some OK talent, but it's been fuglyville lately.

I drove down to 104th and Taft to find Suni, said 10 minutes till she's done with the last client. I said I didn't want to wait around, so she hurried the guy out of there and came in nice and friendly and ready to play.

Offered her $. Plus a tip if it was appropriate. I would go 40 on the tip, but she countered with $. 20 and it was hot and steamy FS was served up.

A hot towel to clean up and a bottle of water and I'm done.

Nice girl, A little out of shape, but not too sloppy, still do-able. The rice diet does not do the body good, especially as one gets older.

[Jokester1]

After visiting so many AMPs over the last few years I'm amused by the short list of stage names these girls go by.

Cici / Kiki / Yoyo / Vicky / Alice / Lisa / Wendy / Suzie / Nana / Lola / Kathy. Are the most common, so when I see a review on Rub-Maps for Cici or Suzie, I can't be sure if it's the same girl I encountered and often seek more info about her.

I'm sure her cultural Chinese or Korean name would be harder to remember.

Anyone else have issues with Identifying these girls? Antone care to add some more common names they've encountered?

Don't forget the ubiquitous Kim. There's a saying in Korea "Throw a stone into the air and it will land on a Kim, Park, or Lee. ".

[BigLuber]

Coco and Jenny.

Oh, LOL, yeah. I forgot Coco, one of the most common AMP names. And Jenny too.

Funny you said it because I got texts from Coco and Yoyo at 1570 Ives wanting some business.

I will get text msgs from AMP girls that I've shared my number with when they come back to the spa I met them in.

So FS always gets the green light for me when I'm connected with these girls.

[OralWonder]

After visiting so many AMPs over the last few years I'm amused by the short list of stage names these girls go by.

Cici / Kiki / Yoyo / Vicky / Alice / Lisa / Wendy / Suzie / Nana / Lola / Kathy. Are the most common, so when I see a review on Rub-Maps for Cici or Suzie, I can't be sure if it's the same girl I encountered and often seek more info about her.

I'm sure her cultural Chinese or Korean name would be harder to remember.

Anyone else have issues with Identifying these girls? Antone care to add some more common names they've encountered?

Coco is very popular.

[Jack76]

Anyone else have issues with Identifying these girls? Antone care to add some more common names they've encountered?

And on that note. I ran to East Jing when I read that you saw a Coco there. Well the girl who was there and claimed to be Coco wasn't the same Coco who used to work there years ago. The one I remember was short and chunky in all the right places and had an awesome REAL rack. This one, not so much. She gave an ok massage for 15 minutes then agreed to the full Monty for a Benjamin and it wasn't very good. She kept putting her hand down there because she said I was too big. Well that surely didn't speed up the process. That's one bad boob job! I didn't realize there are like 5 "Spas" in that little mall. Jenny and Lily are two common ones...

[Searching10]

After visiting so many AMPs over the last few years I'm amused by the short list of stage names these girls go by.

Cici / Kiki / Yoyo / Vicky / Alice / Lisa / Wendy / Suzie / Nana / Lola / Kathy. Are the most common, so when I see a review on Rub-Maps for Cici or Suzie, I can't be sure if it's the same girl I encountered and often seek more info about her.

I'm sure her cultural Chinese or Korean name would be harder to remember.

Anyone else have issues with Identifying these girls? Antone care to add some more common names they've encountered?

Coco and Jenny.

[BigLuber]

After visiting so many AMPs over the last few years I'm amused by the short list of stage names these girls go by.

Cici / Kiki / Yoyo / Vicky / Alice / Lisa / Wendy / Suzie / Nana / Lola / Kathy. Are the most common, so when I see a review on Rub-Maps for Cici or Suzie, I can't be sure if it's the same girl I encountered and often seek more info about her.

I'm sure her cultural Chinese or Korean name would be harder to remember.

Anyone else have issues with Identifying these girls? Antone care to add some more common names they've encountered?

[Masseur2000]

Having seen Sandra, that is a hilariously fake photo. Both are a yes in the extras category. Dee is more demanding.

It's what you keep increasing your offer to until she says yes but not costly. YMMV.

[LargeProf]

The struggle is real!

Went to the barber shop on Commercial. Dee is her in the photo and ok on the massage but a negotiator on the finish which is a buzz kill.

Sandra is a fake photo in the ad and she looks nothing like this plus she's much larger. She's super nice but below average performance. I will not repeat. I have another photo but don't even know who she is. I'm guessing also fake.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...286598238.html

The search continues.

How does Sandra look like.

[Rustys]

What was the offer for a HJ? Any other services available?

Having seen Sandra, that is a hilariously fake photo. Both are a yes in the extras category. Dee is more demanding.

[OralWonder]

The struggle is real!

Went to the barber shop on Commercial. Dee is her in the photo and ok on the massage but a negotiator on the finish which is a buzz kill.

Sandra is a fake photo in the ad and she looks nothing like this plus she's much larger. She's super nice but below average performance. I will not repeat. I have another photo but don't even know who she is. I'm guessing also fake.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...286598238.html

The search continues.

What was the offer for a HJ? Any other services available?

[Masseur2000]

The struggle is real!

Went to the barber shop on Commercial. Dee is her in the photo and ok on the massage but a negotiator on the finish which is a buzz kill.

Sandra is a fake photo in the ad and she looks nothing like this plus she's much larger. She's super nice but below average performance. I will not repeat. I have another photo but don't even know who she is. I'm guessing also fake.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...286598238.html

The search continues.