Massage Parlor Reports

[RogerOver]

I can't seem to find a place that has hot women that do a decent massage and a BBBJ in OC. I'm probably going to stick to HX for sometime.

Best,

PwrRngr1.

If you ever have reason to venture out of OC, I've bumped into a place you might like:

Pain Clinic in Upland. Sara gives an excellent BBBJ for $80. She works Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. She may have changed her name since re-opening, but if you call on her workday and ask if Sara is there, Mamasan will know.

Pain Clinic in Upland

[Grimmy23]

The room looked pretty grimy and one of the towels on the bed looked like it might of had a shit stain or something else so I replaced it with a clean folded towel I found. Early 40's Asian lady walks in the room wearing tight clothes that accentuate her bolt ons and thick ass. She seems nice and has a nice body so I forget about the shit stained towels for a minute. We exchange pleasantries and it turns out she is Thai. I try to make small talk and tell her I don't speak Thai but I like Thai food and she laughs. Then she asks me straight if I want FS so I'm like yeah and she asks for donation $. 2. She starts me off with a 5 min massage of my back and then cleans me up to flip me over. Massage was oily and meh..

This is something I always worry about with MPs. Cleanliness, especially with the linens. A place can look clean, but if you have any idea how operations of a spa work, you know that keeping up with laundry is VERY difficult. Most legit spas get sheets from a linen service because you dirty them up faster than you can possibly wash them in house. That means a big truck pulling up once a week and dropping off a big ass pile of clean sheets and taking away the old ones. I'm pretty certain none of the "hobby" MPs are doing that. You can only get 6 sheets at a time in your washing machine, if you're lucky, so if you have are or 5 girls working and seeing more than one customer an hour you're soiling more sheets than you can possibly wash.

At my spa we use linen service for sheets and wash our own towels. On a busy weekend day we can't keep up with the towels. We're still washing the weekend's towel load into Monday morning. And that's with 8 providers, 3 receptionists, and a manager on staff. And again, that's just towels.

I know some AMPs are better than others, but a lot of them certainly aren't changing sheets after every customer, and the way they wash towels is suspect. I've been to a number of them over the years that just flipped the sheet over and put it right back on the table right after I jizzed all over it. The girl did that while I was still in the room getting dressed. Needless to say I never went back there again. Gross. Just one thing to keep an eye out for at these places.

[Heartless Jay]

Third time seeing Bamboo Andy today. First two times played it cool and kept my hands to myself and was rewarded with a nice slow sensual HE on the flip, bordering on edging. Today however I pushed the issue after the teasing started and as soon as I stared roaming, out came the jackhammer. Doh! Wasn't aggressive, just some OTC mild tit squeezing and a hand on the vj. Got the message loud and clear though. Will spread my money around elsewhere for the time being. Shame too, as she was cute, gave a decent massage, and seemed happy to see me.

[Heartless Jay]

What does she look like?

Amy looked really good to me, but of course we all like something different in a girl. Latina, cute face, thick but firm body, large breasts, big round firm ass (which is what I fixated on), big tatt on her back. And with me she had a great attitude. Didn't bust my balls haggling for more cash either.

[Courious G]

What are everyone's thought on recording during massage and uploading?

You will be found and prosecuted for it, don't be dumb.

[PwrRngr1]

Been wanting to check this place out since pre-Covid. It looked like they shut down for a minute and reopened recently so I decided to stop by. I entered and no one was up front and I could see down the hall through a meager security bead cover haha. Desk on my left had a hand scribbled scratch paper with pricing. 5 for hhr or. 7 for hour so it looks like prices went up. My notes on the place read that they use to charge. 4 for hhr so must be a Covid cleaning fee added on.

Finally some Asian lady who I assume is the mamasan comes down the hall so I say hello and she just looks at me and doesn't say anything like a mute. Okay then, I fumble in my pockets for money and tell her I would like a half hour and that I saw they have latinas. She takes my money and points me to go through the bead wall and guides me to the first room on the right. Not very customer friendly so far and once in the room she tells me Latina is busy. I should've just walked but I've been wanting to try this place out so I just accept my fate.

The room looked pretty grimy and one of the towels on the bed looked like it might of had a shit stain or something else so I replaced it with a clean folded towel I found. Early 40's Asian lady walks in the room wearing tight clothes that accentuate her bolt ons and thick ass. She seems nice and has a nice body so I forget about the shit stained towels for a minute. We exchange pleasantries and it turns out she is Thai. I try to make small talk and tell her I don't speak Thai but I like Thai food and she laughs. Then she asks me straight if I want FS so I'm like yeah and she asks for donation $. 2. She starts me off with a 5 min massage of my back and then cleans me up to flip me over. Massage was oily and meh.

She gets naked and her body is nice for her age. Very squeezable bolt ons. Starts off with CBJ to get me going and then CFS in multiple positions and finished with long CBJ at end. Overall, it was alright / borderline disappointing compared to how I envisioned this place. I'll probably give it another shot to try out a Latina here as that's what I wanted from this place. If I get her again I would probably only do $ for CFS and if she doesn't budge then just a CBJ. Didn't bother exchanging names but she is a light skinned Thai with big bolt ons and thick ass maybe around 5'5" ish.

I can't seem to find a place that has hot women that do a decent massage and a BBBJ in OC. I'm probably going to stick to HX for sometime.

Best,

PwrRngr1.

[Bla Bla]

What services did you partake in and for what $? I assume this is Kings on LF drive? Any idea if they have an IG account? Thanks in advance for any more info!

Just got an HJ from her. Didn't try for more. 40 hhr 50 tip. She let my hands wonder otc.

She was wearing a cute dress.

Yes. That's the place. Across from best buy.

Anabelle is my favorite there. She's hot.

[Mugsy204]

Yeah, plus Kaylie has been MIA for about a month a half now so she may no longer be at Serenity (and she had at least C cups). BTW, you said you saw Hailey at Serenity but Serenity is at Suite 11X and I don't recall ever having seen pics of a girl named Hailey for that location (but Kaylie that the other poster was referring to is / was from Ste 11X aka Serenity). Perhaps you went to Suite 109, which does show a girl named Hailey but they are different from Serenity.

Suite 10x - 3-4 many places there can't keep them all straight.

[SneakyPete7]

Went and saw Helen. She's a young (26 years old) petite cutie. She seems new to the massage world. When she perfects her technique, she'll be really good.

What services did you partake in and for what $? I assume this is Kings on LF drive? Any idea if they have an IG account? Thanks in advance for any more info!

[July1714]

The only girl I've seen at Detox is Amy. She's really got a nice bedside manner, a sweet personality, but best of all she's got a great ass. Big and round and firm with a massive back tattoo. K9 is an absolute must with her, just for the visual. $. 2 plus house fee. Didn't ask for bb, as it's not my thing.

What does she look like?

[HeadHunter1969]

Still sitting on the fence whether I want to try manscaping. Seems pretty expensive. From what I gather it's $60-80 for the trimming, shaving, waxing, etc. +tip. Are you guys spending $100 for manscaping + HJ? How long does this all take? I can trim and shave my balls / ass in the shower myself. Of course, I can see it being more fun if someone else is doing it. But for the cost, I'd rather get a massage.

If you're really interested in the mansacping, don't wax. Its painful as FUCK and the results don't last. IF you just want to try it out, and get a HJ from a cute girl with nice tits, book with the beauty waxing queen. You can find her under that name on instagram. She only charges $40 for chest abdomen and "bikini" I give her her $60 tip as she takes off her top or pulls down gg her dress and allows titty sucking and FIV. She's fun. So for Benjamin you're waxed and drained!

[LilBuddyGillig]

I tried this place out and was able to get a decent massage and much better than average HE. Lots of roaming and tit sucking. Just wondering if any of you Mongers out there know if FS is available and with whom. From my past experiences, sometimes you have to establish yourself with the provider before they offer the full menu. Let me know if I'm wasting my time and $$.

Thanks,

Baggens.

Money talks here. Quality is higher than normal, but expect Golden Pussy Syndrome. I'm over paying a premium for high mileage and quality. But them not wanting to work for it and have repeat clients. The boner breaking 'you cum quick?' bullshit.

[Bla Bla]

Is this place FS?

Some might do FS. I got FS from one of them, forgot her name, a few months ago. She doesn't work there anymore.

[CantBuyMeLove]

It was definitely Hailey, heard it very clearly and she spoke perfect English. They put Hailey on the ad pics too.

Yeah, plus Kaylie has been MIA for about a month a half now so she may no longer be at Serenity (and she had at least C cups). BTW, you said you saw Hailey at Serenity but Serenity is at Suite 11X and I don't recall ever having seen pics of a girl named Hailey for that location (but Kaylie that the other poster was referring to is / was from Ste 11X aka Serenity). Perhaps you went to Suite 109, which does show a girl named Hailey but they are different from Serenity.

[Buzz45]

Went and saw Helen. She's a young (26 years old) petite cutie. She seems new to the massage world. When she perfects her technique, she'll be really good.

Is this place FS?