Massage Parlor Reports

[JustGlassin]

I'd avoid Lulu this weekend. Spent the hour sniffling and trying to suppress a wet snotty cough.

[Usa2222]

I've had 100's of legit massages and only in one shop have I started face up. I do like to start face up in an AMP or private massage. Not all will do it but that way if we never get to the massage, I'm good and if we do I am completely relaxed and can enjoy it more.

I'm all about body language, my hands slowly go to work from the start. Though now that I think about it, it could be pretty sexy if the girl were to give me some direction and encouragement as I explore. Other than that, even polite small talk is a nuisance for me.

Didn't know about legit massages starting face up. I'll bet you they do that to give the guy less time and opportunity to get hard. LOL.

[LurkinGround]

I see the 901 ad is back. I can't get there this week, but I'm looking forward to a report back. The last girl was hot, but a bit mechanical. I just couldn't really click with her, but still a good time.

I saw that as well this morning, will try to reach out to the handler tomorrow for a Saturday visit, I will report back.

[V Earp2]

My mistake. It's likely Franklin, Ohio. Will delete post when I can.

[Beanes9021]

Thanks for the great review. I saw the ad this morning and planned on TOFFT a ND reporting back, you saved me time and money.

I was happy to see the ad, guess I will wait now, LOL.

I have had the best luck with 901 as far as looks and age. And honesty. But they are all a roll of the dice!

I see the 901 ad is back. I can't get there this week, but I'm looking forward to a report back. The last girl was hot, but a bit mechanical. I just couldn't really click with her, but still a good time.

[V Earp2]

Not Ohio. Just South of Indy.

[D Copperfield]

I stopped by and called to make sure I was at the correct address because they did not have a sign. This is the same as the Middletown Hong as I was greeted by May / Mae who ran Briele and Colerain. She actually looked good and her tits looked great from the baby she had a while back. She put me in my room but another girl, think she said Kelly (7/10) gave me my massage. HORRIBLE is an understatement. The massage sucked, teasing sucked even though she rubbed my privates from face down she kept rubbing my leg 90% of the time. Flip was lackluster but did not need to ask so I guess there is that. Not sure if I will go back but if I do it will be with May as I had an above average experience with her when she was at Briele. Stay safe. DC.

[LurkinGround]

Just put this over in the escort section, pasting here too since they technically advertise massage in their ads.

Saw new ad up on RR today so I stopped by during lunch. She's somewhere between MILF-gilf age, probably 50's, wearing a gown that showed off her tits. Bigger than most asians coming through, c-d territory, eraser nipples. She wears a mask, but would slide it down enough to the point of what's the point. Usual 140 hhr /160 hr rates, she upsells BBBJ for 40 -do not take the bate on that like I did. She can't DT, stays up at the top 1/3 of the shaft, mechanical, some moaning sounds of the going-through-the-motions type. And she holds a napkin or wipe to discretely remove the precum from her mouth. Similar to my other recent report of "Foreign Candy", she wanted to jump from the lousy BJ to the fucking while I was still semi hard. And again it didn't get better from there. She's not very flexible, in terms of being on her back, wanted to position her legs back more to penetrate better. She asked me if a cummed after just a few minutes in missionary. I laughed and kissed her tits. After a few more strokes took the condom off and she put some oil on her hands and tried that, uninspired technique, going too fast. Decided to hang it up early and she said she would tell her boss I could come back for 100. Won't be back, I know when to stop digging.

For the others that occasional sample these asians, in the hit / miss category this one was a miss for me. I'm pretty good at connecting with even some of the questionable ones, getting them out of their shell and into the sex. But this one, while nice enough personality-wise, was more concerned about getting to the finish without the skills and enthusiasm.

Obviously not the girl in the ad pics as usual
https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/201599

Thanks for the great review. I saw the ad this morning and planned on TOFFT a ND reporting back, you saved me time and money.

I was happy to see the ad, guess I will wait now, LOL.

I have had the best luck with 901 as far as looks and age. And honesty. But they are all a roll of the dice!

[Cousinlouie]

Stopped by moon this afternoon and paid for an hour. Got an attractive lady with long hair and a smokin' hot body. Massage wasn't horrible and and probably lasted 60 minutes but the problem is that 57 of those minutes were face down and 3 after the flip only involving the feet. She backed off and said "ok?" I asked "is that it?" she put her finger to her lips to shush me and walked out.

What made matters even worse is that she took 2 phone calls during my session. I kept my tip money in my pocket and tomorrow I will spend it at either Goose or Woodridge. Moon is only 6 minutes from my house and I hate to loose it and don't like the high pressure sales at Sakura so I will wander farther away from home to have my needs satisfied.

[PearishBA]

LOL. I messaged them and they said she was 24.

Yea, to anyone that hasn't sampled them before, when it comes to pics and age they are pathological. LOL.

Same goes alot of the time for "Is this a new girl?" or "Will this be the same girl from last week?" Though to lean over backwards to be fair, I burn my burner app #s after each meet so they have no history of my last call. But the avg turnaround seems to be monthly, sometimes with longer gaps, offerings from one or a combination of 901,929, 740. Its been a while since 937 was in the area.

[Beanes9021]

Just put this over in the escort section, pasting here too since they technically advertise massage in their ads.

Saw new ad up on RR today so I stopped by during lunch. She's somewhere between MILF-gilf age, probably 50's, wearing a gown that showed off her tits. Bigger than most asians coming through, c-d territory, eraser nipples. She wears a mask, but would slide it down enough to the point of what's the point. Usual 140 hhr /160 hr rates, she upsells BBBJ for 40 -do not take the bate on that like I did. She can't DT, stays up at the top 1/3 of the shaft, mechanical, some moaning sounds of the going-through-the-motions type. And she holds a napkin or wipe to discretely remove the precum from her mouth. Similar to my other recent report of "Foreign Candy", she wanted to jump from the lousy BJ to the fucking while I was still semi hard. And again it didn't get better from there. She's not very flexible, in terms of being on her back, wanted to position her legs back more to penetrate better. She asked me if a cummed after just a few minutes in missionary. I laughed and kissed her tits. After a few more strokes took the condom off and she put some oil on her hands and tried that, uninspired technique, going too fast. Decided to hang it up early and she said she would tell her boss I could come back for 100. Won't be back, I know when to stop digging.

For the others that occasional sample these asians, in the hit / miss category this one was a miss for me. I'm pretty good at connecting with even some of the questionable ones, getting them out of their shell and into the sex. But this one, while nice enough personality-wise, was more concerned about getting to the finish without the skills and enthusiasm.

Obviously not the girl in the ad pics as usual
https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/201599

LOL. I messaged them and they said she was 24.

[PearishBA]

I usually respond with hmm's and yup's. Don't really want at AMP's as well. Mostly because l don't want anyone overhearing or recording me LOL.

I think it is perfectly acceptable to let them know that you don't like talking through the massage. I don't mind a decent convo as long as it is not a rant. That was not the case here.

Personally I feel it puts the ladies at ease and helps with the ending.

Even at regular massages, I talk some when face up and stop talking when face down. FYI. Most Legit massages start face up.

Ob.

I'm all about body language, my hands slowly go to work from the start. Though now that I think about it, it could be pretty sexy if the girl were to give me some direction and encouragement as I explore. Other than that, even polite small talk is a nuisance for me.

Didn't know about legit massages starting face up. I'll bet you they do that to give the guy less time and opportunity to get hard. LOL.

[PearishBA]

Just put this over in the escort section, pasting here too since they technically advertise massage in their ads.

Saw new ad up on RR today so I stopped by during lunch. She's somewhere between MILF-gilf age, probably 50's, wearing a gown that showed off her tits. Bigger than most asians coming through, c-d territory, eraser nipples. She wears a mask, but would slide it down enough to the point of what's the point. Usual 140 hhr /160 hr rates, she upsells BBBJ for 40 -do not take the bate on that like I did. She can't DT, stays up at the top 1/3 of the shaft, mechanical, some moaning sounds of the going-through-the-motions type. And she holds a napkin or wipe to discretely remove the precum from her mouth. Similar to my other recent report of "Foreign Candy", she wanted to jump from the lousy BJ to the fucking while I was still semi hard. And again it didn't get better from there. She's not very flexible, in terms of being on her back, wanted to position her legs back more to penetrate better. She asked me if a cummed after just a few minutes in missionary. I laughed and kissed her tits. After a few more strokes took the condom off and she put some oil on her hands and tried that, uninspired technique, going too fast. Decided to hang it up early and she said she would tell her boss I could come back for 100. Won't be back, I know when to stop digging.

For the others that occasional sample these asians, in the hit / miss category this one was a miss for me. I'm pretty good at connecting with even some of the questionable ones, getting them out of their shell and into the sex. But this one, while nice enough personality-wise, was more concerned about getting to the finish without the skills and enthusiasm.

Obviously not the girl in the ad pics as usual
https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/201599

[Observant]

Sounds like they are pretty good with the english, which could be a big negative for me. Part of what I'm paying for is to skip conversation. I actually prefer they don't speak english at all. LOL.

Are any of these girls talking throughout the massage? Because it would probably be a bit of a mood killer to even politely ask them to zip it.

I usually respond with hmm's and yup's. Don't really want at AMP's as well. Mostly because l don't want anyone overhearing or recording me LOL.

I think it is perfectly acceptable to let them know that you don't like talking through the massage. I don't mind a decent convo as long as it is not a rant. That was not the case here.

Personally I feel it puts the ladies at ease and helps with the ending.

Even at regular massages, I talk some when face up and stop talking when face down. FYI. Most Legit massages start face up.

Ob.

[PearishBA]

They honored the appointment, which I like. I might have drawn lulu. She is smart. She said they are super busy because everyone likes "new material". She said in a month or so they will know what their real traffic is.

I got the full hour. Like the other poster, I opted for no oil. Ended up saving on the time it take for the hotel cleanup and still needing to immediately jump in the shower once back home.

Standard good ending - .4.

I also loved the fact that she cleaned up little Johnny good and when I offered to do cleanup if little Johnny, she said "it is my job". You don't need to".

Will repeat.

Ob.

Sounds like they are pretty good with the english, which could be a big negative for me. Part of what I'm paying for is to skip conversation. I actually prefer they don't speak english at all. LOL.

Are any of these girls talking throughout the massage? Because it would probably be a bit of a mood killer to even politely ask them to zip it.