Massage Parlor Reports

**HuggableGuy** · 03-03-21 19:28

Well I finally had a chance to get a massage today since the whole COVID shit broke out. I went to see B25 and man am I glad I did. The girl is beautiful and has the greatest ass I have seen in a long time.

I stepped up to the NURU $250 option as it had been on my bucket list. It was very nice, but not like you see on the web sites, but it was not full service either like you see on the web site.

I highly recommend this sweetheart. She seems to have a good head on her shoulders and big plans for the future growth of her business.

Not too confident mileage will get more than what I got, but is was a nice return for this old fuck.

Ya'll stay safe out there.

**AssMann45** · 03-03-21 19:05

Originally Posted by CarlHannogan [View Original Post]

Wow terrible I had the worst massage from lania or something like that first off the massage was so soft and lack luster verry bad technique like she had no clue what she was doing then absolutely no tease at all. Then she said I can flip anytime I want so I did and I'm soft as hell cause it was such a goofy quit massage. Then she's trying to get me to pay her more to get comfortable and we're negotiating witch is an absolute buzz kill so I finally just said let's just do a standard finish. She now demands I get up to get her the tip first witch my pants are on the other end of the room so I get up and now I'm so turned off I just put my cloths on and gave her 20 so I paid 50 door fee and 20 tip and it was the worst 15 min massage I've ever had. I was hoping to have some top shelf FS but I'm not paying FS prices for a nude slide what a joke way better options out there.

I've never been to Serenity for a message. I'm glad I haven't, seems like a place with GPS for a crappy massage. If you want FS, sounds like you better come with 400 minimum in your pocket. And that's probably only for 20-30 minutes of pussy time. Way better options out there guys. For those that do go, kudos to you. Spend your hard earned money how you feel like.

Be safe out there gents.

**Gene2** · 03-03-21 18:55

Originally Posted by MassageYes [View Original Post]

Who is paying these crazy rates? You can get an escort and have more fun!

Hell even an AMP at half that price!

Not sure if you didn't read the post or any other reviews here. But I have to disagree with your math.

$110 for 30 minutes. Includes tip.

$180 for 60 minutes. Includes tip.

Your math says you can get an AMP for half that.

AMP rates.

$40 for 30 minutes. $40-$60 tip. Total $80-$100. Half price would be $55. So you're way off. Plus the AMP doesn't include all nude and a body slide. Or someone that's only 30 years old. Or someone who speaks your language. And is clearly enjoying the event.

There are times that an AMP fills a need. But if you're going to make cost analysis for us. At least be accurate. Math is easy.

If she's not for you. That's fine. But step your math game up!

Gene.

**MikeyCooper88** · 03-03-21 18:39

Does anyone at Panacea offer FS?

Originally Posted by Electronman [View Original Post]

Hmmmmm. Lexi appears in Panacea's most recent ad on STG. Is it possible that she is still working at Panacea?

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...c/760654621106

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**CarlHannogan** · 03-03-21 18:36

Wow terrible I had the worst massage from lania or something like that first off the massage was so soft and lack luster verry bad technique like she had no clue what she was doing then absolutely no tease at all. Then she said I can flip anytime I want so I did and I'm soft as hell cause it was such a goofy quit massage. Then she's trying to get me to pay her more to get comfortable and we're negotiating witch is an absolute buzz kill so I finally just said let's just do a standard finish. She now demands I get up to get her the tip first witch my pants are on the other end of the room so I get up and now I'm so turned off I just put my cloths on and gave her 20 so I paid 50 door fee and 20 tip and it was the worst 15 min massage I've ever had. I was hoping to have some top shelf FS but I'm not paying FS prices for a nude slide what a joke way better options out there.

**Frank Hider** · 03-03-21 14:44

Originally Posted by YouCon45 [View Original Post]

Called to see when Honda would be available I made an appointment at 3. I left work early drove to the other side of town got there 10 minutes early to make sure I wasn't late. The girl said she wasn't there yet. Ok no big deal I was early. Asked if I wanted to see someone else I said no I would wait. She was on the phone and said it would be 20 minutes ok I will wait asked again if I wanted to see someone else no I will wait. She had a bad attitude since I walked in the door wasn't really happy with that. She put me in a room I just sat there waiting 25 minutes goes by some other girl comes in and said Honda wasn't answering her phone and asked if I wanted to see someone else. That's like 3 or 4 times not happy now I just left at that point. All said and done total waist of time yesterday hour and a half and nothing not even a sorry for the inconvenience nothing.

Not sure I will ever try that place again. And they get pissed at us for wasting there time and no consideration for our time at all not professional IMO!

Massage girls, like many of us, can be late and unreliable from time to time. It definitely happens, and isn't great for us customers. Definitely appreciate you sharing your experience. Hopefully it doesn't become too much of a trend with her or that shop.

One strategy I have found helpful is to avoid scheduling an appointment until your gal has arrived at the place. Or at a minimum, if she's supposed to be in starting at 3 pm, do not schedule for 3 pm. Schedule for at least a half hour to an hour afterward. Hope that helps.

**BoatGuy1** · 03-03-21 14:13

I have experienced that a few times but have found Marie to be an awesome substitute or catch Hayley on one of her devilish moods.

Need an appointment verification system at all these places.

Originally Posted by YouCon45 [View Original Post]

Called to see when Honda would be available I made an appointment at 3. I left work early drove to the other side of town got there 10 minutes early to make sure I wasn't late. The girl said she wasn't there yet. Ok no big deal I was early. Asked if I wanted to see someone else I said no I would wait. She was on the phone and said it would be 20 minutes ok I will wait asked again if I wanted to see someone else no I will wait. She had a bad attitude since I walked in the door wasn't really happy with that. She put me in a room I just sat there waiting 25 minutes goes by some other girl comes in and said Honda wasn't answering her phone and asked if I wanted to see someone else. That's like 3 or 4 times not happy now I just left at that point. All said and done total waist of time yesterday hour and a half and nothing not even a sorry for the inconvenience nothing.

Not sure I will ever try that place again. And they get pissed at us for wasting there time and no consideration for our time at all not professional IMO!

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**Love The Lips** · 03-03-21 12:53

Originally Posted by YouCon45 [View Original Post]

Called to see when Honda would be available I made an appointment at 3. I left work early drove to the other side of town got there 10 minutes early to make sure I wasn't late. The girl said she wasn't there yet. Ok no big deal I was early. Asked if I wanted to see someone else I said no I would wait. She was on the phone and said it would be 20 minutes ok I will wait asked again if I wanted to see someone else no I will wait. She had a bad attitude since I walked in the door wasn't really happy with that. She put me in a room I just sat there waiting 25 minutes goes by some other girl comes in and said Honda wasn't answering her phone and asked if I wanted to see someone else. That's like 3 or 4 times not happy now I just left at that point. All said and done total waist of time yesterday hour and a half and nothing not even a sorry for the inconvenience nothing.

Not sure I will ever try that place again. And they get pissed at us for wasting there time and no consideration for our time at all not professional IMO!

That sucks, sorry you had to go through that. You said that the girl at the desk seemed to have an attitude. I haven't been to Serenity yet but I called there to see when Honda would be working and whoever was on the phone seemed rather rude as well, maybe the same girl. I'm always shocked that they are able to charge what they do at Serenity. If they read this and I know they follow this site, the only way to make it up to you should be a free session and I mean totally free, door fee and tip to Honda FREE! She wasted your time with no regard and then the attitude from whoever was working. Total FREE session is the only decent thing to do.

**IndyGuy46** · 03-03-21 11:59

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

Where is Mia located?

Healthy Habits, I believe it was off of 28th. I stayed off 28th and it on down the road on the other side of the interstate.

**YouCon45** · 03-03-21 11:37

Called to see when Honda would be available I made an appointment at 3. I left work early drove to the other side of town got there 10 minutes early to make sure I wasn't late. The girl said she wasn't there yet. Ok no big deal I was early. Asked if I wanted to see someone else I said no I would wait. She was on the phone and said it would be 20 minutes ok I will wait asked again if I wanted to see someone else no I will wait. She had a bad attitude since I walked in the door wasn't really happy with that. She put me in a room I just sat there waiting 25 minutes goes by some other girl comes in and said Honda wasn't answering her phone and asked if I wanted to see someone else. That's like 3 or 4 times not happy now I just left at that point. All said and done total waist of time yesterday hour and a half and nothing not even a sorry for the inconvenience nothing.

Not sure I will ever try that place again. And they get pissed at us for wasting there time and no consideration for our time at all not professional IMO!