Massage Parlor Reports

[SlyGuy12]

I'm not sure if you've heard, some senior members are offended by me using passwords while helping new girls safely screen clients

I'm not sure what they're offended by or afraid of. They could just Not Participate.

I thought it was brilliant, I tried getting something similar setup in Kalamazoo & Battle Creek, but it never caught on.

About 3 years ago Benz gave me the password for one (for the life of me, I can't recall her name) but that screening almost non existent, and had a great time.

[Blackfire]

Recently saw Monroe, this is my honest review!

YMMV.

Went in paid $50 for hh to the house.

About 10 min of laying there, in came Monroe! From the pictures I saw on here and the lady that came in they were very far off.

She didn't resemble the girl in the pictures what so ever. She's gained at least 20-30 pounds if I had to guess. Face was nothing special! She had a belly. Massage was lackluster and mechanical! Overall was shorted about 10 min. On the flip I was quoted $200 BBBJ and 350 for FS. I replied 230 for FS and she accepted! I should've just left at that point because it wasn't any better.

I did fiv for a little bit so I could get her wet and me hard! I got a half chub and somehow got a rubber on. Decided on doggy to completion she just kind of took it. No eye contact laid there like a dead fish. Kitty was dryer then the Sahara. When I pulled out after I was done I noticed a slight off putting odor that sealed the deal on a no repeat experience. Smelled my fingers accidentally and had the same odor. So there is a report of my experience with Monroe. If yo you like chubby girls with fake photos that are photoshopped to the fullest with a lady that was mechanical and shorted the session with a dry smelly kitty then she may be for you. I understand not all men see woman in the same way as others do. And for some she may be the woman as described in previous reviews. But from my experience the review Isnspot on to what I received and experienced.

I did however see who I assume to be Hayley as I was walking out. Sexy blonde with shoulder length hair and she greeted me with a goodbye and thanks for coming in. She was everything I like and was a bag of chips and then some. I would love to see her and will soon. Her vibes were what I search for and could definitely feel the domination sexy spinner vibes she was putting down. I would've chose her in a heartbeat over Monroe. She definitely seems like my cup of coffee. Overall it was $50 to the house and $230 tip. $280 out the door won't repeat with Monroe.

What a good and honest change of pace for those reviewing Serenity. Included description of service AND what it cost. Thank you sir for sharing!! Sorry it wasn't the best time, wish more guys were more honest about their experiences and at the place in Byron Center.

[Swcdt]

Haven't seen any Marie adds lately. Is she still around? Or did we lose her? She's for sure one of the best providers in GR. Would really suck if she not in the Bizz anymore.

[Casual27]

Well that may change my plans for next week, damn. Just out of curiosity is it possible you got someone else? Some of the other reports shine a brighter light upon her. Not trying to be insulting, but just curious. Regardless, I do appreciate the candid and honest review. Stay safe.

I have not had one on one time with Monroe, but I have seen her and also feel she has added some weight and does not look like the pictures posted. I cannot verify the smell or feel of her since I have not had time with her alone.

[Blitzed22]

Recently saw Monroe, this is my honest review!

YMMV.

Went in paid $50 for hh to the house.

About 10 min of laying there, in came Monroe! From the pictures I saw on here and the lady that came in they were very far off.

She didn't resemble the girl in the pictures what so ever. She's gained at least 20-30 pounds if I had to guess. Face was nothing special! She had a belly. Massage was lackluster and mechanical! Overall was shorted about 10 min. On the flip I was quoted $200 BBBJ and 350 for FS. I replied 230 for FS and she accepted! I should've just left at that point because it wasn't any better.

I did fiv for a little bit so I could get her wet and me hard! I got a half chub and somehow got a rubber on. Decided on doggy to completion she just kind of took it. No eye contact laid there like a dead fish. Kitty was dryer then the Sahara. When I pulled out after I was done I noticed a slight off putting odor that sealed the deal on a no repeat experience. Smelled my fingers accidentally and had the same odor. So there is a report of my experience with Monroe. If yo you like chubby girls with fake photos that are photoshopped to the fullest with a lady that was mechanical and shorted the session with a dry smelly kitty then she may be for you. I understand not all men see woman in the same way as others do. And for some she may be the woman as described in previous reviews. But from my experience the review Isnspot on to what I received and experienced.

I did however see who I assume to be Hayley as I was walking out. Sexy blonde with shoulder length hair and she greeted me with a goodbye and thanks for coming in. She was everything I like and was a bag of chips and then some. I would love to see her and will soon. Her vibes were what I search for and could definitely feel the domination sexy spinner vibes she was putting down. I would've chose her in a heartbeat over Monroe. She definitely seems like my cup of coffee. Overall it was $50 to the house and $230 tip. $280 out the door won't repeat with Monroe.

Well that may change my plans for next week, damn. Just out of curiosity is it possible you got someone else? Some of the other reports shine a brighter light upon her. Not trying to be insulting, but just curious. Regardless, I do appreciate the candid and honest review. Stay safe.

[DTownOg710]

Recently saw Monroe, this is my honest review!

YMMV.

Went in paid $50 for hh to the house.

About 10 min of laying there, in came Monroe! From the pictures I saw on here and the lady that came in they were very far off.

She didn't resemble the girl in the pictures what so ever. She's gained at least 20-30 pounds if I had to guess. Face was nothing special! She had a belly. Massage was lackluster and mechanical! Overall was shorted about 10 min. On the flip I was quoted $200 BBBJ and 350 for FS. I replied 230 for FS and she accepted! I should've just left at that point because it wasn't any better.

I did fiv for a little bit so I could get her wet and me hard! I got a half chub and somehow got a rubber on. Decided on doggy to completion she just kind of took it. No eye contact laid there like a dead fish. Kitty was dryer then the Sahara. When I pulled out after I was done I noticed a slight off putting odor that sealed the deal on a no repeat experience. Smelled my fingers accidentally and had the same odor. So there is a report of my experience with Monroe. If yo you like chubby girls with fake photos that are photoshopped to the fullest with a lady that was mechanical and shorted the session with a dry smelly kitty then she may be for you. I understand not all men see woman in the same way as others do. And for some she may be the woman as described in previous reviews. But from my experience the review Isnspot on to what I received and experienced.

I did however see who I assume to be Hayley as I was walking out. Sexy blonde with shoulder length hair and she greeted me with a goodbye and thanks for coming in. She was everything I like and was a bag of chips and then some. I would love to see her and will soon. Her vibes were what I search for and could definitely feel the domination sexy spinner vibes she was putting down. I would've chose her in a heartbeat over Monroe. She definitely seems like my cup of coffee. Overall it was $50 to the house and $230 tip. $280 out the door won't repeat with Monroe.

[Guitar Man]

At Massage Wellness use to see CeCe who provided standard finish. Perhaps she has left or first visit bad luck.

Cece is gone, not sure if they now offer any additional services.

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the review.

I probably should have posted in the GR forum, but she is advertising in our area.

https://battle-creek.skipthegames.co...t/936599964565

I went and saw Winter. Comms were decent, and I told her I would only be in GR for a couple of hours. She was pretty flexible with schedule and she started negotiations at 200 for an hour. I suggested $150 for an hour. She agreed too quickly, which should have been a red flag. Not a great hotel room. However, it was reasonably clean, but had weed smell to it.

She told me to strip and lay on the bed on my stomach. She proceeded to give me a 20 minute massage (actually pretty good), and then had me flip over. She was still fully clothed. I told her what I wanted, and she seemed to get super offended, and said "I am not a hooker" I said my mistake since you posted under the escort section. She said for another 50 she would give me a handy. I told her "no thank you" and left.

I made some rookie mistakes here such as not clarifying what I was expecting at the beginning of the appointment, and not doing my research properly, she has bad reviews in the GR forum, but to be fair she went by Wynter there.

She is the girl in the picture and she is really cute and had a decent attitude up until I suggested we do more than a massage.

I've been doing this too long and got a little complacent.

[Wolverines]

Thanks 4 the reviews.

Went to see her recently and had a great time. She had a great massage and knew all the pressure points on the entire body. Her body was great from head to toe. The conversation was easy and fluent. Boundaries were set early on and we both knew what we wanted and expected. She has a room down town as others have described. She keeps everything very clean and has a good environment to be in. Her pictures don't do her justice. She definitely takes care of herself and respects what she does.

For sure repeat.

Hello Gents,

For those looking for a good massage from a beautiful looking woman, look no further than Delilah. Flat rate, no upcharge or GPS. She is my new go to gal. I promise yall won't be sorry! I will repeat as often as I can and will recommend!

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/291379021460

Happy hunting!

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the reviews.

Forgot to include link to her post from my recent review. By the way. Pictures are accurate and recent.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/913189167715

Saw Jessica for the second time. Even better than the first. Tall. Slender. Allows mutual touching. Fantastic visit.

She also goes by Jaye. But not the same Jaye at Serenity. By either name she is great.

Yeah man, Jessica is legit. She is sweet, cute, hot bod, and she loves to play. See her.

I had the pleasure of seeing Jessica today. Started off awesome as she got more comfortable. I won't go into full details but the level of intimacy was crazy. Like I'm still awestruck! I highly suggest going to her if you haven't because holy shit. Have I said I'm speechless still? LOL.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/913189167715

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the feedback.

Good looking girl, not the girl in the pics though, but better then most. Way too high on rates, quoted 200 BBBJ 350 FS, maybe good looking enough to get it, but for that price I expect her to fuck and suck like a pornstar, she does not. She is new to this, former dancer, so maybe she'll improve, but has a long way to go to be worth that much IMHO.

So you saw Monroe, got a massage that wasn't the greatest and you were shorted 10 minutes. OK, maybe some other details would help. Did you book an hour or a half hour? What was "everything else that was top notch"? What did you have to pay for this unknown service that was shorted on time? Can you describe her body type a little, soft and playful to some might mean she's a little chunky? Is there a link to an ad for her that might contain a picture? This review doesn't really provide a lot of information that would make me interested in seeing Monroe, especially considering Serenity reputation.

First time poster but long time monger. Had the pleasure of going to serenity yesterday and had a fantastic session with Monroe. The massage wasn't the greatest but everything else was top notch. Got most of my time, shorted 10 minutes at the most. She is great and easy to work with. Will be seeing her again soon. Never had a bad experience at Serenity. Great body, soft and playful. Ending was awesome and an experience to remember.

Monroe just started in the business yesterday. She is sweet and easy to talk to. She is a dancer so maybe you have seen her on stage.

Communication was easy to set up appt and she was responsive. Saw her at best place off of Plainfield. Booked an hour. Her pressure was harder than most, which was a nice change. She checked in frequently to see how it felt. Her body is very nice and she is attractive. Her ad has some filters on it but again she was attractive, so I did not mind at all. Her breasts looked and felt great, and responsive to touch. Had a great time, as she was open to suggestions that I made and was enthusiastic and engaged the entire time. I was convinced she was enjoying herself as well.

Great addition to the team there and I would definately repeat. It is worth the visit to admire that body. Tip was in line with expectations for services given. Got more than I bargained for with her being new.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/030175068247

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the reviews.

I saw Julia yesterday and it was terrific to get a massage from her again. She has been on medical leave for a few months now. I have been a regular of hers for a few years as she offers a professional massage and an exciting flipside! Also never shorts me on time. She is an attractive Latina with hot assets and I recommend paying her a visit. I know I will again and again. 60/60.

Saw Julia this AM after an insane weekend of mountain biking and running. Just what the doctor ordered. She focused on my hamstrings, calves and Achilles tendon areas. Her teasing from behind, while on my stomach, is phenomenal. After five minutes, I flipped over on my own as I was ready to pop. She takes the top off and the girls still look great (she's in her mid-40's). Roaming is limited to her fully clothed ass, but it still works. I will say, that is where Blonde 25 rules: unfettered roaming of that beautiful ass and kitty. Anyway, Julia's well worth it. $1. 2 for an hour.

If you'd like her number, PM me, though you can find it by searching "Sweetcheeks" in this forum.

I had the privilege of seeing Sweetcheeks for the first time a week or so ago. I had been wanting to try for sometime. Setup was easy, the massage was great, the flip was fantastic. But the tease was (in my opinion) off the charts. I really enjoyed my experience, and will DEFINITELY be returning.

One bit of advise (from her). If she asks if you have seen this page. Be honest. Otherwise she will assume a straight massage is what is wanted.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/atta...1&d=1586582403

[CoryDuncan]

This one seems like it could be legit. Ad says new girl.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/409320103128

[MichGMpro]

I'm not sure if you've heard, some senior members are offended by me using passwords while helping new girls safely screen clients

I'm not sure what they're offended by or afraid of. They could just Not Participate.

Not sure why someone would be against it. I myself am not a senior member but the whole concept just makes sense to me. I say stay with it. I'll get there one day hahaha.

[Stonecoldstan]

Went in and seen annie a while back. Wow! Comfortable right away, full roaming. Nice tits excellent massage. Standard tip. Great place to go.