Massage Parlor Reports

[AmpPerv]

I've been to a couple places recently.

Relax Massage, 28th & Breton-- Pretty good place. Had Amy, who does a real nice massage. Larger cans for an Asian woman.

Went a second time, had a younger girl, can't remember or couldn't pronounce the name. Her massage wasn't as good, but her enthusiasm was a plus.

Also, went to Massage Wellness, formerly Bodywork Ann, also on Breton and 28th. No HE there, but did have a very good massage, and she let me DIY, I prefer HE obviously, but did it anyway since she didn't mind. 60/40 a pop at each place.

Did either Amy or the other girl let you play with her breasts, get topless?

[WillPaxton]

I saw Julia yesterday and it was terrific to get a massage from her again. She has been on medical leave for a few months now. I have been a regular of hers for a few years as she offers a professional massage and an exciting flipside! Also never shorts me on time. She is an attractive Latina with hot assets and I recommend paying her a visit. I know I will again and again. 60/60.

[Benz1]

Good candidate for friends of Benz password.

I'm not sure if you've heard, some senior members are offended by me using passwords while helping new girls safely screen clients

I'm not sure what they're offended by or afraid of. They could just Not Participate.

[BoatGuy1]

Good candidate for friends of Benz password.

Hayley has always given usasexguide senior members a discount. She told me she quit advertising it because too many guys brought in their AARP card to debate senior member status.

Bring your phone into Serenity, show staff you can login to usasexguide, click on your profile to prove you are a senior member and save 20 bucks.

Leave your AARP card at home.

[Benz1]

Had to take this new one for a test drive while she has low miles. She is super sweet, a bit quiet, a little on the shy side at first. Comes across as innocent and looks about 21. Tell her what you like for a massage. She has a great laugh, that makes you take notice and a great smile.

There is nothing Honda about her. Beautiful, firm, spinner body. Long hair, great ass, great body, very petite and a very attractive face. Runs more like a Maserati once you get to know her and establish the road rules. Soft to the touch but firm where it matters. Built for speed, but with anything like this, treat well and she will return. YMMV if not a gentleman.

Perfect girl next door type for your fantasy. She had me convinced that she was having a better time than me, multiple times. Every gear with her felt smooth, from the start of massage to the finish. Started off with back massage and worked over to the front. A bit of some body sliding. From there experience all I wanted and what all PM me about. Went overtime and left with a low fuel warning. It's that kind of car you see and think, naw I would never spend that much, take it for a test drive and decide you will be back.

She is new to this so still learning but had all the features you would want and they all light up and responded when touched.

Only complaint is hour went by too fast and I can't keep this UTR.

This model won't last before there is a supply shortage. Price comes as expected, not a Honda but more like a Tesla. I would tell you more but I want to get back in there again before I am waiting in line. Will repeat. GR needs more like this.

Bonus: Learned senior members get 20 off door when seeing any of the staff

No ad posted yet.

Good Luck.

Hayley has always given usasexguide senior members a discount. She told me she quit advertising it because too many guys brought in their AARP card to debate senior member status.

Bring your phone into Serenity, show staff you can login to usasexguide, click on your profile to prove you are a senior member and save 20 bucks.

Leave your AARP card at home.

[WestMichguy]

Forgot to include link to her post from my recent review.

By the way. Pictures are accurate and recent.

Enjoy.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/913189167715

G2.

I saw her recently after reading some good things here and she did not disappoint. She uses her skills as a dancer to get up close and personal and really made the whole experience miles ahead of a lot of rub and tug places. I was worried about this spot jumping the shark but I'm happy to report that I was wrong!

[Guitar Man]

I've been to a couple places recently.

Relax Massage, 28th & Breton-- Pretty good place. Had Amy, who does a real nice massage. Larger cans for an Asian woman.

Went a second time, had a younger girl, can't remember or couldn't pronounce the name. Her massage wasn't as good, but her enthusiasm was a plus.

Also, went to Massage Wellness, formerly Bodywork Ann, also on Breton and 28th. No HE there, but did have a very good massage, and she let me DIY, I prefer HE obviously, but did it anyway since she didn't mind. 60/40 a pop at each place.

I also went to Massage Wellness, what is the name of the gal that offered the DIY? Or what did she look like?

[BoatGuy1]

Had to take this new one for a test drive while she has low miles. She is super sweet, a bit quiet, a little on the shy side at first. Comes across as innocent and looks about 21. Tell her what you like for a massage. She has a great laugh, that makes you take notice and a great smile.

There is nothing Honda about her. Beautiful, firm, spinner body. Long hair, great ass, great body, very petite and a very attractive face. Runs more like a Maserati once you get to know her and establish the road rules. Soft to the touch but firm where it matters. Built for speed, but with anything like this, treat well and she will return. YMMV if not a gentleman.

Perfect girl next door type for your fantasy. She had me convinced that she was having a better time than me, multiple times. Every gear with her felt smooth, from the start of massage to the finish. Started off with back massage and worked over to the front. A bit of some body sliding. From there experience all I wanted and what all PM me about. Went overtime and left with a low fuel warning. It's that kind of car you see and think, naw I would never spend that much, take it for a test drive and decide you will be back.

She is new to this so still learning but had all the features you would want and they all light up and responded when touched.

Only complaint is hour went by too fast and I can't keep this UTR.

Location is off of Plainfield, next to the gym and starts with an S. This model won't last before there is a supply shortage. Price comes as expected, not a Honda but more like a Tesla. I would tell you more but I want to get back in there again before I am waiting in line. Will repeat. GR needs more like this.

Bonus: Learned senior members get 20 off door when seeing any of the staff

No ad posted yet.

Good Luck.

[Member #6481]

Hayley has a very new girl just this week. Pic I got was very hot spinner with A cups and long hair.

I would post the pic but I didn't snap it.

Just ask for the cute young thing named Honda.
Started yesterday 3 to 9 daily

Saw Honda tonight, really nice time! She is an extremely attractive mid20's. If you're a breast man, she's not for you, but everything else is a "10". Perfect butt, legs, soft voice, pretty face. She is expensive, par for the course at Serenity. I'd complain but their talent is two or three steps above other places. Highly recommend.

[BoatGuy1]

Thanks.

Hey Boat guy, your mailbox is full.

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[HarryHood]

I've been to a couple places recently.

Relax Massage, 28th & Breton-- Pretty good place. Had Amy, who does a real nice massage. Larger cans for an Asian woman.

Went a second time, had a younger girl, can't remember or couldn't pronounce the name. Her massage wasn't as good, but her enthusiasm was a plus.

Also, went to Massage Wellness, formerly Bodywork Ann, also on Breton and 28th. No HE there, but did have a very good massage, and she let me DIY, I prefer HE obviously, but did it anyway since she didn't mind. 60/40 a pop at each place.

[Love The Lips]

No changes to the menu.

Hey Boat guy, your mailbox is full.

[Blackfire]

This place has (and has for some time) always had top notch providers. Haven't been there since the crop came in but had a blast with Jade, Layla and someone whose name escapes me. Downside? Expensive! Obviously I felt it was worth it but see how others might object.

Other guy didn't reply but maybe you know. He said quoted $200 for BBBJ and $350 for FS. Would that be plus the $80 hourly for door fee or would that cost include the door fee?

[WillPaxton]

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[BoatGuy1]

No changes to the menu.

Haven't been very active because of COVID but now that I have gotten my second shot I plan on sliding back in (so to speak). Pretty sure my first trip will be Serenity. Would live to sample anyone of the babes working out of the place over where the sisters, et al work but the no FS or BJ is a deal breaker. If that has changed please pass along through PM. Thanks, moon.