Massage Parlor Reports

[BengalMan]

Anyone have any info on Chinese Goose Massage, never been there before. Are they on the up and up?

They are on the up and up. In fact they only massage up. Never down.

Good luck.

[Jared260]

Be careful using that site, its not kept up to date very well. Some of those places are no longer open, more than the ones that are marked closed, pic might not match up with what the place actually looks like, out of date phone numbers, etc.

Verify with google maps, here, web searches, call the number (preferably from a burner phone or number because you may start to get spam calls from Asian recordings in the 212 area code, etc. That's happened to me before).

Especially if you are going to be driving a good distance.

This site is free and RM, like them, has a membership cost. I don't live in cinn but will be traveling here, so was reading ahead. My experience with RM both used locally and when I travel has been consistently good, providing reliable information for what was listed. Now, that's within the limits of reliability of sources. Like what names the girls tell you—can be of questionable reliability, and the mongers judgment of breast size—so surprised to see something bigger than an A or B, that these are all D's. But, prices, location, hours, phone, parking, descriptions of interior, session details have been pretty accurate, and good enough to count on to make travel plans in other states. Even seen updates on closings posted within a day or two of the closing. As is true for any forum, it's only as good as the contributors make it. There can be some real treasures out there that don't get discussed because the mongers don't want to lose a good thing.

[DumbGuy65]

Had a dream I saw Lisa on Saturday. Massage good and left very happy. Will repeat. Only downside is they are very busy and at least 3 people came in during my visit and she had to answer the door.

[BoatGuyXl]

Anyone have any info on Chinese Goose Massage, never been there before. Are they on the up and up?

[Hillbilly Bob]

I saw a new ad on Rub Ratings that piqued my interested. She looked attractive and her ad describes a kind of appointment that would be really enjoyable, plus she's 420 friendly! Sometimes I'm too nervous to get it up so I prefer erotic massage sessions. This sounded right up my alley so I decided to reach out and set up an appointment to TOFTT.

She was very quick to respond to my initial text. Said she had openings today and asked how long it would take me to get down there. I asked her address and she gave me one of the upscale new apartment complexes downtown. That seemed a bit suspicious to me, but considering her ad talks about Yoga and new-age kind of stuff, I could image that maybe she's just a hippy chick who's ok financially, just doing this on the side, and not as a way to get quick drug money.

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/215602

She quoted $150 for an hour and $250 for 2 hours. That's within my price range, so I was cool with it. Then she asked me what kind of COVID-19 protocols I take. I liked that she asked because it demonstrated that she is being cautious as well. We agreed to the appointment and I was ready to get in my car and head downtown when she said.

"Yeah, I'm available and I'd let you know I receive 70% upfront payments before service and have my reasons for that and payment via cashapp. Do you get that?

Well, there it was. It's a scam and I'd been wasting my time. Sigh.

I know you mongers are smart enough to not pay in advance but I could save you some time by letting everyone know not to bother with this one. Maybe if she gets no responses she won't post any more ads.

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More time then not with a area cod like the 216 she post it a scam.

[LakersFan29]

Helen. In Amelia: is she a short Chinese gal around 50-52 years old? Please advise.

So to my understanding there's two girls working at the Amelia location. Helen from my understanding is the thinner of the two, spinner body. That's the one I'm referring to. She also looks younger than the other woman. Maybe late 30's if I had to guess.

[Alkalies]

I saw a new ad on Rub Ratings that piqued my interested. She looked attractive and her ad describes a kind of appointment that would be really enjoyable, plus she's 420 friendly! Sometimes I'm too nervous to get it up so I prefer erotic massage sessions. This sounded right up my alley so I decided to reach out and set up an appointment to TOFTT.

She was very quick to respond to my initial text. Said she had openings today and asked how long it would take me to get down there. I asked her address and she gave me one of the upscale new apartment complexes downtown. That seemed a bit suspicious to me, but considering her ad talks about Yoga and new-age kind of stuff, I could image that maybe she's just a hippy chick who's ok financially, just doing this on the side, and not as a way to get quick drug money.

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/215602

She quoted $150 for an hour and $250 for 2 hours. That's within my price range, so I was cool with it. Then she asked me what kind of COVID-19 protocols I take. I liked that she asked because it demonstrated that she is being cautious as well. We agreed to the appointment and I was ready to get in my car and head downtown when she said.

"Yeah, I'm available and I'd let you know I receive 70% upfront payments before service and have my reasons for that and payment via cashapp. Do you get that?

Well, there it was. It's a scam and I'd been wasting my time. Sigh.

I know you mongers are smart enough to not pay in advance but I could save you some time by letting everyone know not to bother with this one. Maybe if she gets no responses she won't post any more ads.

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Went down the hole as well and tried to get a verification. Wouldn't do it. Definitely a scam.

[Nob72]

I saw a new ad on Rub Ratings that piqued my interested. She looked attractive and her ad describes a kind of appointment that would be really enjoyable, plus she's 420 friendly! Sometimes I'm too nervous to get it up so I prefer erotic massage sessions. This sounded right up my alley so I decided to reach out and set up an appointment to TOFTT.

She was very quick to respond to my initial text. Said she had openings today and asked how long it would take me to get down there. I asked her address and she gave me one of the upscale new apartment complexes downtown. That seemed a bit suspicious to me, but considering her ad talks about Yoga and new-age kind of stuff, I could image that maybe she's just a hippy chick who's ok financially, just doing this on the side, and not as a way to get quick drug money.

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/215602

She quoted $150 for an hour and $250 for 2 hours. That's within my price range, so I was cool with it. Then she asked me what kind of COVID-19 protocols I take. I liked that she asked because it demonstrated that she is being cautious as well. We agreed to the appointment and I was ready to get in my car and head downtown when she said.

"Yeah, I'm available and I'd let you know I receive 70% upfront payments before service and have my reasons for that and payment via cashapp. Do you get that?

Well, there it was. It's a scam and I'd been wasting my time. Sigh.

I know you mongers are smart enough to not pay in advance but I could save you some time by letting everyone know not to bother with this one. Maybe if she gets no responses she won't post any more ads.

≈.

[PearishBA]

A friend tried this place a cpl of times. Tall lady gives an awesome massage with some teasing but only offers diy, shorter lady gives great massage with lots of teasing and a very fun personality leading up to a nice finish.

Been there once. The place has a kinda of seedy vibe, in a good way, kind of like their ads, suggesting alot more than all or at least most will ever get. All these AMP girls look short to me, though I've seen shorter than the one I had. This one tried to pull the DIY, she put my hand there, I responded by putting hers there, repeat. After a few times she gave in. I'm firm on this subject, DIY is what you do at home with porn. If a girl takes that position from the start and won't budge, I walk. The only time I'll drive is if she's been trying to get me there but can't quite finish. The tease and HE here was just ok, she gave me the hush finger over her mouth afterwards. My impression is you'd need a number of repeat visits and chemistry with one of the girls, and then maybe on a low staffed late night you might get a reason to leave a bigger tip.

[PearishBA]

Helen. In Amelia: is she a short Chinese gal around 50-52 years old? Please advise.

Can anyone enlighten me to the amelia and / or springfield pike locations. I review.

Amelia is on Ohio Pike aka 125, nearby Auto Zone and about 2 miles before Walmart, google map one of those and keep your eyes peeled. About the girls names, didn't ask. Been there twice, first time was lured back by a younger attractive girl and then attacked by an older lady, maybe using Helen as a 2nd name? LOL Not really attacked, even in a good way, massage was bla, HE was ok. 2nd time the older lady seemed like a different one, more attractive in the face, hard to tell with the masks and lighting, again HE was ok. It's a bit out of the way so unless there's someone better specifically to ask for I have no plans on going out of my way.

I was baffled by Springfield Pike when I first heard it mentioned too, which made finding it all the more rewarding. Google maps, just putting the word massage and then a street name, scrolling and zooming around the map of the street, for the guys that don't know you'd be amazed at what you can find and notice. There's a Dairy Queen where you could buy an ice cream for CeCe and deliver it before it melts.

[Bill513OH]

Who the f**k even asks something like that? If you want a 'sure thing' then hire an escort. If the provider at Moon wants to than she will offer what she is willing to do. If you are kind and a decent human being (something I'm a little concerned with given your query) that certainly won't lose you any points, but she may just not be in the mood. In which case, you're not getting anything more than a massage.

I was in a location about a week ago and heard how a man was talking to one of the providers. Now I'd hope that nobody in our little community would say the shit I heard that day, but I'm going to be honest with you: I can hear that asshole asking the same type of question that you did. So, you'll have to pardon my annoyance.

Well you know what they say about assuming.

[RascalRooster]

A friend tried this place a cpl of times. Tall lady gives an awesome massage with some teasing but only offers diy, shorter lady gives great massage with lots of teasing and a very fun personality leading up to a nice finish.

[Unloaded]

Can anyone enlighten me to the amelia and / or springfield pike locations. I review.

[Top Rooster]

At one point just before the lockdown they had 2, maybe 3 girls. Now they just do a client at a time and I've always gotten Cece. She usually wears those spandex bottoms but one time she wore a dress, and I was the first appointment of the day, and it was the best roaming session I've had there, alot of time inside the panties. And I'm sorry to say some of my release found its way onto that dress. After when I had gotten dressed and came out she was back in the spandex. I felt bad giving her just the standard tip, she deserved to be compensated for dry cleaning too. She could have went to church in that dress, or have been coming from church. Why is the idea of a lady coming from church to give happy massages the rest of the Lord's day that much hotter? LOL.

Helen. In Amelia: is she a short Chinese gal around 50-52 years old? Please advise.

[ClGuy86]

He is describing Sophie. Can confirm. To my knowledge, three women are at Sakura: Lisa, Sunny, and Sophie. No clue where Eva went, if she went to Moon, that would be news to me.

I was there a couple months back, November 2020? Met up with Lisa, little bit thicker girl, She looked and sounded Japanese, but I didn't ask. She gave a pretty weak attempt at a massage, was just looking to ride me, but that's not what I was looking for, maybe my loss. She had a very nice short dress on and nothing else, so easy access to the cookie jar. Cute eyes, couldn't really tell behind the mask.