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**DHobbiest85** · 02-19-21 21:27

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**WiseTraveler** · 02-19-21 16:47

I've been avoiding AMPs, especially in Minnesota, land of DIY with 50+ gma providers but thought I'd check out one of the top FS places. Parked around 1 pm went in and rang the bell after writing a fake name in the log book there (like WTF? Really? Mama-san let me in and brought me to a room. A young (26-30) yr old with large implants comes in. She's cute but I strongly prefer naturals so I told her she was beautiful but could they find someone all natural? 10 min later Hanna comes in, 5'4", slender, nice a cups. Probably 32 or so. She brings me to table shower strips down and washes me. Gives quick BBBJ in shower (as in 4-6 seconds) washes me again (this will become a theme) and then takes me back to room. I offer $140 for everything (edit - this is in addition to the house fee) and she asks for $200. No effin way. She accepts but then takes 10 min to get ready. Wipes me with alcohol even though she'd just washed me herself. I was also 'shower fresh' and have clean smooth skin. Not that it should matter but I'm considered good looking and am in good shape.

She starts with a BBBJ (great!) but stops after 15 seconds and goes to get a condom. Wipes everything down again (ok. Germaphobe) and lets me start to screw her standing while she's on the table. Not even 90 seconds and she's doing the fake moan CMON BABY thing and trying to speed it up. I explain that slow is fast. That I won't take a long time or pound her but I ain't going to come in 2 minutes. She then says, MORE BJ and takes off condom and does, you guessed it, 10 seconds of shitty oral after yet again wiping me down, her mouth, the fucking clock, etc. I again explain she needs to go slower and I'll finish just fine. She tries to just give a HJ but that's doing nothing for me as it's clear she doesn't want to be there.

This was the least sexy 8 minutes in recent memory. She's fine looking. Could be very sexy but it was as clinical as a COVID test and not as hot. I thought about calling in the mama-san and complaining but hadn't had lunch and just figured I'd cut my losses. I got up, got dressed, thanked her and got out. I did write a warning in the 'log book' to avoid Hanna unless you wanted to be rushed after 2 minutes and decontaminated like a Hazmat test facility.

**MikeyG** · 02-17-21 18:12

Originally Posted by Kurby [View Original Post]

What is the least busy time of the day to go to Top spa or great spa? Also who should I ask for if I am looking for a tittyfuck?

If you can get there when they open at 9 am there's rarely any customers. They get busy starting at 10 am though. Plus you feel better knowing their tongue hasn't been all over customers all day.

For a titjob I'd ask for Helen. I just visited her and was very happy with her services. She has man made bolt ons that give her a c cup w a tight body.

**LFCnut** · 02-17-21 00:27

Originally Posted by Hank75 [View Original Post]

I'm in the west valley, and I'm thinking I need to get over to Mesa soon to visit some AMPs! But how we been doing in the west valley? Had another great visit with Lisa at Sun West in Sun City. She pops the top very early on and gives an excellent body to body slide / rub. Left very happy.

How's the west valley scene going?

IMO the number 1 spot in the west right now is Great Spa. Lots of reviews on here and from my many visits I have never left unhappy. Girls rotate on a regular basis and Mama-san Krystal always makes sure I get to sample the new girls.

**Jamesj** · 02-16-21 23:28

Originally Posted by Hank75 [View Original Post]

I'm in the west valley, and I'm thinking I need to get over to Mesa soon to visit some AMPs! But how we been doing in the west valley? Had another great visit with Lisa at Sun West in Sun City. She pops the top very early on and gives an excellent body to body slide / rub. Left very happy.

How's the west valley scene going?

How much was damage to your wallet, and would you be kind enough to share her physical attributes?

TIA,

JamesJ.

**Hank75** · 02-16-21 23:17

I'm in the west valley, and I'm thinking I need to get over to Mesa soon to visit some AMPs! But how we been doing in the west valley? Had another great visit with Lisa at Sun West in Sun City. She pops the top very early on and gives an excellent body to body slide / rub. Left very happy.

How's the west valley scene going?

**Wsw555** · 02-16-21 11:25

Originally Posted by MikeJennings [View Original Post]

You guys aren't kidding. Was a hell of a place. Saw Maggie and she was tremendous, $$ all in w / CFS to finish.

Saw a shorter chick with enormous hammers. What's her name? Need to hit that next time.

Sounds like Amanda? Too bad about Maggie. Bummer.

I believe that is Helen.

**JohnLittleDick** · 02-16-21 08:46

Originally Posted by Apex3333 [View Original Post]

There are some previous reviews if you search on it. I would say no on the BB part.

A month ago, I visited Lucky Massage. The provider was Mia, she is nice looking, shape is greats as all thin Asian Ladies are. Fee is 40 for HH. Skipped massage and went straight to extras as I took her hands and gave her a hug and let my hand slide down her back side to her butt. She asked what I wanted, and I said what do you offer, and she gave hand signals. At each signal, I gave an agreeing smile and nod. With covers on I received a BJ, she rode cowgirl, spooning, missionary and finally pinned her toes to her ears and PF her. Well worth the 1. 5 benj. I said I would bring more next time; I have not returned.

I would rate Mia on the same tier as Maggie at Massage Hau in Mesa and Eva at Seven Star's Reflexology Massage in Glendale.

WR / WHR MNGR.

**Apex3333** · 02-15-21 20:04

Originally Posted by Stzas [View Original Post]

Anyone got any intel on lucky massage? Do they do BBBJ? Any info would be appreciated!

There are some previous reviews if you search on it. I would say no on the BB part.

**MikeJennings** · 02-13-21 23:19

You guys aren't kidding. Was a hell of a place. Saw Maggie and she was tremendous, $$ all in w / CFS to finish.

Saw a shorter chick with enormous hammers. What's her name? Need to hit that next time.

Sounds like Amanda? Too bad about Maggie. Bummer.

**Asd0123** · 02-13-21 17:06

So I tried to find Top Spa by myself and I'm pretty sure I ended up at the wrong place. Now that I think I find the right one from the reviews below I just want to make sure I have get the person I'm looking for. Could someone DM me the phone number, the one that's coming up on Google doesn't work.

**JohnLittleDick** · 02-13-21 12:50

Popular MP reviews are extremely helpful. The ones with buffet I stay clear off, I prefer the Ala Carte. A buffet dish has too many grubby hands and other appendages in them. The transfer of unwanted bacterium is possible.

Getting a kiss from a provider that just finished rimming guys ahead of me is not a turn on. I look for providers without reviews or the pricey ones, they appear cleaner, fingers crossed. I know it only take one to contaminate the watering hole.

My immune system is not up to par so thank you.

Old war MNGR turned WHR MNGR.

**Desert Rat** · 02-13-21 03:18

Originally Posted by Kurby [View Original Post]

What is the least busy time of the day to go to Top spa or great spa?

That is an easy one. After all the punters go home to their wives. 5-9 pm Weekdays and on Weekends. Dead as a doornail.

**Rabbit123** · 02-13-21 02:40

Originally Posted by WhiteLog [View Original Post]

Went in for a 1 hour service visit at 11 am and only the tall, slender girl was available at the time.

My experience was a totally bad visit. Table Shower not fun (5 minutes total), pushed for higher tip up front before in room session started, draped with towel for below average massage, no touching other than legs / back and BJ that was all hands with head barely covered. I stopped her with 40 minutes left and got dressed.

As I entered the hallway to leave, Mamasan stopped me in the hall. Asked me what was wrong, so I gave her the run down. She said girl was new and needed more training to take care of customers right. She walked me to a different open room and said to wait. I waited 5 minutes then Mama came in and said she would send new girl in that had just finished customer for no charge. As she was sitting talking to me, she took me clothes off and got little Log on alert. In walked Amanda with those big boobs and off we go. 15 minutes later, Mamasan comes back in with water and sees the little Log is very happy.

I will return but will wait if new slender girls is the only one available.

My reaction is different. I believe that consensual encounters ought to be legalized, but your report suggests this girl is being trafficked. As reported, she refused your advances and the supervisor says she "needed more training. " Perhaps I'm naive regarding other places, but that's a red flag for me.

**JumpinJF1993** · 02-12-21 23:06

Review #7486 talks about Maggie at Top Spa giving a guy MSOG and the full hour + more. I can't say what the SOP is but I bet if you insist, you will get your full hour. Not necessary another pop, but she'll probably give you a lame massage to fill the time.

I saw Amanda this week at Top Spa. I asked for Maggie but was told she no longer worked there. So I asked for Amanda and she was available. I had a wonderful time. From the table shower to the time in the room, Amanda aimed to please. She took direction well, and did all the right things. Great BBBJ with lots of attention to the boys and as much rimming as I could stand. I told her I did not want to fuck her, so she made me come with her mouth. I came at about the 40 minute mark and she massaged me for about 10 minutes and then brought in the mama-san and another girl to meet me. Mama-san pulled the other girls top down so I could squeeze her tits as she groped my crotch. Amanda told me "next time you ask for me and you fuck my pussy, right?" I told her "for sure".

Two things could have made this better. 1) DFK. I know, I get it, Covid. But I still would have liked that. 2) She would not let me FIV very deep. I tried during 69 and again during DATY but she kept her hand close to stop me. She was easily wet enough for it to not be painful, but she stopped me. Anyone else have success with FIV with Amanda? All in all a great session and I will ask for Amanda again when I get back to Top Spa. How about Great Spa. The only name I hear repeated is Chole. Anyone else recommended? I haven't been to Great Spa yet, but would like to try it.

I had previously been to Top Spa and had "Micky" or "Nicky", I couldn't understand exactly. I wasn't impressed. She got the job done without much enthusiasm and I was out in 35 minutes after paying for an hour. I didn't have interest in staying any longer.

Originally Posted by Kurby [View Original Post]

What is the least busy time of the day to go to Top spa or great spa? Also who should I ask for if I am looking for a tittyfuck?

Also, if I cum quick during the table shower with they try to get me to leave before we get back to the room and continue?