Massage Parlor Reports

[SexyGordo]

Has anybody notices when you go.

To LJ's a suspicious van that parks on the bottom parking.

Lot, last week I went by and before ringing the bell I decided to drive by the lower parking and park next to the van I think they do.

"Tile" or something, anyways once I parked there lights came.

I'm on the van and started to drive off, be careful I'm not really sure who they are but every time is park there.

[SexyGordo]

For some reason couldn't login for a bit.

Julie massage: stopped in for a 30 min visit. Massage was decent. Standard flip. Some utc up top, otc on the bottom. Standard fees and tip. Didn't catch name, no haggle on tip.

GF: stopped for 30 min visit. Massage was poor as it went on she ended up throwing elbows in towards the end. Standard on flip. However she negotiated tip before hand. Thought maybe nursing at the least. Ended up some utc up top with otc on bottom. Will be avoiding here for a bit.

LJS: visited twice in last week. Never got the Linda girl. I got the one with the room to the right both times. The first time she tried to negotiate $$ saying that was the normal rate there. When I tried to take the tip back, she still was pushy about more than the normal tip. Had the misfortune seeing her again on the second trip the other day. Again trying to push for $.2 this time. I tried to text thru whoever is on the phone and they said they don't know the girls names. So idk what is up with that. Might have to sit out and wait for new talent before going back although the temptation to see Linda might override common sense LOL.

I had bad experience with Echo she wanted to rush everything didn't want to.

Comply with any directions.

[RoadRolla]

Anyone had any luck at massage by Yue Yue? I tried searching here but no results.

I've been there a couple times to see if anything would change in between visits. Both times the MT made sure I was fully draped and didn't come close to any teasing spots. I was given a punch card on my way out, but there is no way If ever go again if I was looking for some action. It is 100% a great place if you're looking for a good massage though.

[Boro540]

She is indeed a new one and I agree with everything that was mentioned there. She is something else, the only downside the way she is doing massage is too fast my body was on fire LOL but since its cold outside it's actually felt good.

Do you have her name? My lady couple climbs up the mountain haven't been as memorable.

[Seeker B12]

Decided to go for a climb after church because I haven't been in a few months and I'm glad I did. I always opt for hhr. I drew someone I haven't seen before and she was attractive. Massage was mediocre and went a little longer than I wanted so I flipped on my own. She then started kissing me on my nipple me ribbing junior, I then directed her to where I preferred being kissed and she did a nice BBBJ. After a few minutes of that the main event came and was very enjoyable. After I finished in the bag and she's hot toweling me she smiled at me and went back to a BBBJ again! I unfortunately was unable to pop again but her doing that on her own was nice. I may need to put her in the rotation!

She is indeed a new one and I agree with everything that was mentioned there. She is something else, the only downside the way she is doing massage is too fast my body was on fire LOL but since its cold outside it's actually felt good.

[Wysiwug]

The one on lakeside? Search lakeside. If this is the AMP you talking about. In the old bank building.

Not Lakeside. Far west end off Patterson. Basically YMMV with dyi if that's your thang. But it's legit. Excellent CMT massage.

[BigCuz]

Anyone had any luck at massage by Yue Yue? I tried searching here but no results.

The one on lakeside? Search lakeside. If this is the AMP you talking about. In the old bank building.

[SuethSayer]

Back to the Season of reason, got "Amy", she was a 6 , but hands an massage were a 10, teasing all through out, really good teasing before the flip, and got the girls out, with one hand in the Bush while she worked the Rake. No haggle, just went right into it, 60/40 and a water.

[Its That Guy]

Decided to go for a climb after church because I haven't been in a few months and I'm glad I did. I always opt for hhr. I drew someone I haven't seen before and she was attractive. Massage was mediocre and went a little longer than I wanted so I flipped on my own. She then started kissing me on my nipple me ribbing junior, I then directed her to where I preferred being kissed and she did a nice BBBJ. After a few minutes of that the main event came and was very enjoyable. After I finished in the bag and she's hot toweling me she smiled at me and went back to a BBBJ again! I unfortunately was unable to pop again but her doing that on her own was nice. I may need to put her in the rotation!

On the other end of the spectrum, I completely struck out there a couple minutes ago. That hasn't happened in a long long time. Everything looked promising starting off, the girl was wearing a very short skirt. When I lay down a younger thick girl came in and started grilling me about whether I'd been there before, which I of course said yes. When the girl in the skirt that did the massage came back she had put on these very heavy sweat pants. The whole situation was super uncomfortable. I'm not quite sure what the hell happened but I doubt I'll be going back. She avoided any sort of Touchin from me or on me, and it was probably the worst so-called massage I've ever had in my life. Had me wondering if I was even at the right place.

[NyctoRva]

Anyone had any luck at massage by Yue Yue? I tried searching here but no results.

[SantoMegalo]

Decided to go for a climb after church because I haven't been in a few months and I'm glad I did. I always opt for hhr. I drew someone I haven't seen before and she was attractive. Massage was mediocre and went a little longer than I wanted so I flipped on my own. She then started kissing me on my nipple me ribbing junior, I then directed her to where I preferred being kissed and she did a nice BBBJ. After a few minutes of that the main event came and was very enjoyable. After I finished in the bag and she's hot toweling me she smiled at me and went back to a BBBJ again! I unfortunately was unable to pop again but her doing that on her own was nice. I may need to put her in the rotation!

[BigCuz]

Is Linda the same girl as the girl in the blue stewardess outfit? Very busty with large areolas. Can anyone confirm or are these two different girls?

I've seen them both, Linda is much slimmer, smaller books. About same height. Can't remember the other girls name but she took directions better from me.

[Seeker B12]

Golden finger ask for Kaylee.

What was the name of it again? I know I been there a long time ago, but can't remember.

[Cjdftn]

Continuing on with my tour of AMPs, seemed like only 1 provider there. Slim with a nice body. Opted for 30 min with medium pressure. The massage was not half bad. She did a great job with my sore legs. On the flip, standard HE. Otc top and bottom. Standard tip.

[Hung Low D]

Hadn't been sleeping well lately and needed to follow up on LJS when suddenly I drifted off. I remember my last dream from the last time I was there to fix the plumbing in the room on the right the wrench was too large for the plumbing owner didn't want me to use it jerked it away with her hands and said it won't fit my pipes. During that visit the other owner next door said bring that wrench to my place my pipes can handle it and bring a snake plumbing is jammed. Sure enough up the stairs straight ahead Linda was home and assisted me with the job. Told Linda standard deal was $40 to evaluate and we will see what the pipes look like and if the wrench from last time fit her pipes better. Sat down on the sofa reached in my tool bag and Linda says oh my that is a large wrench and said you should see your snake I think that's what the pipe needs first. I said I thing you're right let me show you how to use it. Linda was facing the sink I got behind her brought the snake out she help guide it in drain and said slow down just work the tip to clear the way. She was right worked it around gentle, inch by inch we went deeper until bang pipe was clear and snake was reaching deep into the hole. Linda screamed with joy and said that snake beat the drain up good and clean my pipes out its thick like your wrench. I said yep let's hit it from multiple positions to make sure it's clear, the snake did the job smashing the drain from all angles and Linda was a happy customer. Another satisfied customer!

I woke up and said what a crazy dream! That Linda is something else! Learned how to handle the snake from multiple positions like she was a plumbing pro! Linda is one sexy lady! I think I need go back to sleep and dream some more!