Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

Was it a spiral-bound? Legal pad? Composition perhaps?

Like her fat ass it was wide ruled like you get in third grade when learning how to write.

[Fat Jerk76]

There is a fatso latina gal running the place, and her capital investment consists of a spiral notebook.

Was it a spiral-bound? Legal pad? Composition perhaps?

[Jbjb1983]

Was checking out rubratings and came across a Russian place in west LA. They change girls out weekly and this week I met Eva. Cute dark blonde with perkiest pink nipples and was able to touch them. Down side only HJ and no FS, 160 hhr was damage. Booker will text photos. She told me Sunday is her last day in the area.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/123574

[PriscillaM]

So, there is a new competitor to the temple of ketamines. A nuru style latina run jack off shack in venice proper:

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/209715

Someone here posted that it is part of small chain of masturbatoriums, but, in what is yet another first here, gave no other pertinent information other than that the pics are real.

I find that juberous at best. Pics have not been real on rubratings since the last solar eclipse.

I called the other day late, but they were hard closing, prolly because of maternal duties.

But they told me the address and I did some force recon and determined that a failed production company had given up the ghost due to the rona and these girls had taken over a suite above a tattoo joint a grip of pussy hairs from lincoln and venice. This corner used to be hooker central. There is a motel near here, the lincoln inn, that had the nastiest rooms ever.

Well, today I stormed the beaches boyos. I texted from a few minutes away and asked to see stormi. The pics are close but not real.

Stormi's pic is of a latina morsel with clean skin and even cleaner morals.

But first, you walk up to the studio and the place smells like a fucken grow. They must have a distribution license for pot. There is a fatso latina gal running the place, and her capital investment consists of a spiral notebook. I gave the the two hundo for the 45 minute "nuru" (my ass) and she says that the girl will be there soon, and right as I am walking to the exam room from their makeshift lobby. In walks a striking tall latina (maybe delila? I go to my room and am told it will be some time as stormi is participating in a vaccine trial.

De;.

I lay face down nude. There are a shitload of hand towlesl and the narrowest massage table in the known universe. It is pretty spartan.

In comes stormi. To let me know it will be a little while longer. Stormi looks like the girl in the pics, but has more miles, including parenting miles. Also, she has used her body as a white board to list, in tattoos, her kid's birthdate, a catalog of 1980's one hit wonders (yes, walking on sunshine was on the list), her grocery list, and I believe some art that looks like what charles manson drew on art day on death row. She has a very smooth and slim bod, but the tits are weak.

I am face down and she did not know if I had paid for the half or the full hour. I said 45 minutes. About 5 minutes in, the hostess shouts 45 minutes. There is a blue douche speaker playing some shit music. Mostly men singing about how hard they anally rammed their girlfirend.

She does a non-oil pathetic massage with no teasing of the forest or the trees. I was kind of worried I was going to be upsold to the finish, but like 25 minutes in she asked me to flip. I noticed there was a pillow underneath and asked if I could use it, she said sure, she has the kind of help out attitude that if you were drowning in the ocean, she would throw you an anvil.

Anyhow, I flip over with an erection that is almost hitting the ceiling and she leaves to get the oil. She comes back in (she is nude by the way, but I never got near her panocha and there was barely any mutual touch), and apologizes that they have not had time to melt and heat up the oil. I was like, what the fuck are you converting rhodium back there.

Anyhow, it was pretty much straight for my rod right away and she did a decent job. To slow her down, because she only has two cock speeds, too fast and faster than too fast, I had her rub my nuts. She was a little too rough at times, but she has really good skinny hand job hands. I had her slow her pace down and after about 10 minutes on the front, I let loose a sort of disorganized nut. She gave me a wet towel and dry towel and I cleaned my self. She let me know that she has a kid and that she has a separate job in the medical field.

Anyhow, for 200 for 45, this is not even clinically acceptable. They are not into it, they do not have much skin in the game, and I am pretty sure their pathetic security will be their downfall. Back to temple of bliss I guess.

[Santooki]

Anyone scoped out the talent at the new NURU place being advertised on RR? Looks TGTBT.

Hazel uses real pics, let us know your experience. They are part of the 310 and 818 network.

[LAguy28]

Anyone scoped out the talent at the new NURU place being advertised on RR? Looks TGTBT.

[Jlh03]

She used to be at west therapy in west Hollywood and was known as Jenny. Jenny the super ho to some. Her holes have been ransacked by countless la dicks over the years. Join Tues. Brotherhood. There are thousands of us.

Already did, man was it good. All the young talent should take classes from her.

[Fat Jerk76]

Does Mary sometimes go by Jennifer?

She used to be at west therapy in west Hollywood and was known as Jenny. Jenny the super ho to some. Her holes have been ransacked by countless la dicks over the years. Join Tues. Brotherhood. There are thousands of us.

[Grimmy23]

The picture of that ad is actually of Rose who owns the place and also does massages. More information about Nirvana is in the Orange County section. Nirvana used to have a instagram where she posts pics of herself but can't find it now, probably shut down. You can find some pics online on google.

I've been to Nirvana recently. It's nothing special. Pretty much your typical AMP rub & tug with older, not ugly but not young a d hot, viet providers. Rose is decent looking for her age. Spinner body, ok face. Walls at this place don't go all the way to the ceiling so you hear everything going on in the room next door. I wouldn't drive out of my way for this place but it's fine if you're in the area.

[MannyMend]

Interesting ad for "Nirvana Massage. " I wonder what the "attractive, gorgeous, & young" provider looks like.

The picture of that ad is actually of Rose who owns the place and also does massages. More information about Nirvana is in the Orange County section. Nirvana used to have a instagram where she posts pics of herself but can't find it now, probably shut down. You can find some pics online on google.

[The Camel]

Does Mary sometimes go by Jennifer?

Yes, she has been known as Jenny over the last 50 years when she was working at other locations.

[PriscillaM]

Does Mary sometimes go by Jennifer?

The best way to tell if it is Mary is if your dick is in her ass. She may switch names, but it is the same asshole.

[Infidelia]

Any independent girls someone would like to recommend?

[PriscillaM]

I had no idea she was still around. Can confirm she gives a CMT-esque massage with release. The ending was clinical, but not rushed. Looks like she's now advertising as a tantra provider, so maybe it's more sensual now? Either way, not a terrible option.

I kind of got real bored of peg leg and her fake foot. She gives an extraordinary massage and her dickwork is really impeccable. She has a gob of lotion on her wrist so that there are no interruptions in service, she never tries to work the cock like she is crankstarting a dead person, she lets you grab that bony white ass and she vibrates herself.

But, she never gets into it. She does not show those fake tits, nor any of her lady parts.

I doubt she does now. I have seen her a few times in the area at a store and near a coffee place and she is usually not alone. Furthermore, she looks a little older now.

[Jlh03]

Does Mary sometimes go by Jennifer?