Massage Parlor Reports

**BoyBear** · 10-22-20 17:38

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

It's not about who's hot as hell. Its about performance and menu.

Average girls do it better, both girls FS mentions are good looking but their menu is limited to HJ.

Like ST mentions Average girls will offer a better menu and make sure you are happy as hell because they're not hot as hell.
Im with Stripper Tipper, a hot girl doesn't get me off but an enthusiastic BBBJ with swallow like Breezii and Curly Sue gets me off everytime.

While I share Benz's strong preference for performance over appearance, we've all read plenty of reviews that lead with looks and pricing. Some are value "shoppers" looking for best price they can extract. Others need that high school wet dream of youth, face, and tight body. Not to say that looks and pricing are unimportant, it's how one prioritises things. My minimum needs on performance is much higher than appearance. And I'm likely to pay a bit more (tip or otherwise) for it. Not likely at all to pay extra for looks alone. Once in awhile you can find the whole package at a fair price (Miss Hunter a prime example), but they a few & far between. My two cents, Milfdiver.

**Benz1** · 10-22-20 15:00

Originally Posted by FastHustler [View Original Post]

Benz is probably right but I thought Natasha was hot as hell and did an amazing job! Blonde 25 is hot as hell too great body! She talks alot but does a good massage and a great ending. But I have only found one hot girl as an escort and she passed away years ago so its very true on the escort side atleast for me.

Originally Posted by StripperTipper [View Original Post]

I absolutely agree. Hot equals GPS. Average girls want to wow you with their skills to make up for their averageness. Homely girls will screw your brains out and if you can still walk, they will tackle you and screw you some more. Be careful though so you don't become the subject of a true crime story.

Ugly girls are like mopeds. Both are fun to ride until your neighbor sees you!

ST.

It's not about who's hot as hell. Its about performance and menu.

Average girls do it better, both girls FS mentions are good looking but their menu is limited to HJ.

Like ST mentions Average girls will offer a better menu and make sure you are happy as hell because they're not hot as hell.
Im with Stripper Tipper, a hot girl doesn't get me off but an enthusiastic BBBJ with swallow like Breezii and Curly Sue gets me off everytime.

**LongAwaited493** · 10-22-20 12:03

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

This goes back a couple years and some are still working. All of the following were gorgeous, had mad skills, great attitude and worth the high rent: Marisa Maddison, Morgan Veda, Jazmin (the Armenian Princess), Jessica Star and Skarlett. I am sure there were more but these came quickly to mind.

Let's not forget Bobby and unfantasy.

**ChicagoSouth** · 10-22-20 08:15

Originally Posted by AmpPerv [View Original Post]

On 28th s. W. A couple blocks east of Byron Center Ave. Wanted to see Mimi but she had something to do and was not there so asked her friend Mona from Lotus to fill in. Okay-looking Korean woman, friendly, somewhere around 40 either side of it. Massage was nothing at all, asked for BBBJ for a hundred, said does covered. I don't want covered so told her then HJ, got out 40 bucks, she wanted more I said I had no more, she wanted money so agreed to BBBJ, told me not to cim but gee, I forgot about that part when the time arrived, too bad but she did not complain. Would not mind seeing her again but would not make a special effort, I liked Mimi more so.

1/2 hr / 40 Tip 100.

I have seen Mimi a lot its a open menu with her but no Greek.

**Moonglow913** · 10-22-20 08:11

Originally Posted by FastHustler [View Original Post]

Benz is probably right but I thought Natasha was hot as hell and did an amazing job! Blonde 25 is hot as hell too great body! She talks alot but does a good massage and a great ending. But I have only found one hot girl as an escort and she passed away years ago so its very true on the escort side atleast for me.

This goes back a couple years and some are still working. All of the following were gorgeous, had mad skills, great attitude and worth the high rent: Marisa Maddison, Morgan Veda, Jazmin (the Armenian Princess), Jessica Star and Skarlett. I am sure there were more but these came quickly to mind.

**Love The Lips** · 10-21-20 22:44

Natasha is back at Panacea this week only during Sexy Nurse theme week!! So bummed that she won't be a regular any longer though. Also, Ashley is gone from Panacea already. Doesn't seem that she lasts long anywhere that she works.

**AmpPerv** · 10-21-20 14:40

On 28th s. W. A couple blocks east of Byron Center Ave. Wanted to see Mimi but she had something to do and was not there so asked her friend Mona from Lotus to fill in. Okay-looking Korean woman, friendly, somewhere around 40 either side of it. Massage was nothing at all, asked for BBBJ for a hundred, said does covered. I don't want covered so told her then HJ, got out 40 bucks, she wanted more I said I had no more, she wanted money so agreed to BBBJ, told me not to cim but gee, I forgot about that part when the time arrived, too bad but she did not complain. Would not mind seeing her again but would not make a special effort, I liked Mimi more so.

1/2 hr / 40 Tip 100.

**Frank Hider** · 10-21-20 11:20

Originally Posted by FastHustler [View Original Post]

Benz is probably right but I thought Natasha was hot as hell and did an amazing job! Blonde 25 is hot as hell too great body! She talks alot but does a good massage and a great ending. But I have only found one hot girl as an escort and she passed away years ago so its very true on the escort side atleast for me.

That rule is great, and so true. Of course, the exceptions prove the rule whenever we find them (both hot and a good sport). And oh those exceptions are truly sweet.

**Pimpen** · 10-21-20 11:09

Originally Posted by FastHustler [View Original Post]

So I wanted to get a massage its hard for me to set things up in advance and I read that lotus has a table shower not sure why more places in GR don't have them, in Florida they are all over and so much fun. I should have made an appointment with sweet cheeks but she isn't a good last minute option unfortunately for me she always runs behind. But other than that she is amazing not a lot of extras but she is alot of fun. Anyways I was hoping for a table shower good massage and a BJ and all I got was a good table shower. I asked for an hour and only got 45 (not sure why that's so popular at so many parlors but I would rather have a full hour). Anyways we get back to the room and I get a shitty massage if you want to call it that no oil just a light touch literally 5 minutes in and she starts teasing me which felt great then asks me to flip over. I was ready for the fun to begin till she started haggling on price I told her I wanted a BJ and she says more more so I ended up giving her 80 for a nude HJ not what I thought I was getting so it was 60 at the door and 80 for a HJ I will Never go back not sure if talent changes there or not but she looks like one of the girls that worked at rainbow spa. Not to mention she was in her late 50's early 60's just not my cup of tea. Lesson learned save your money go to sweet checks and get s BJ from breezy wish I did that instead! Normaly I wait a week or so to write a review but wanted to give you all a heads up.

So does sweet cheeks work there or where to see her thanks.

**FastHustler** · 10-21-20 10:49

Benz is probably right but I thought Natasha was hot as hell and did an amazing job! Blonde 25 is hot as hell too great body! She talks alot but does a good massage and a great ending. But I have only found one hot girl as an escort and she passed away years ago so its very true on the escort side atleast for me.

**FastHustler** · 10-21-20 10:45

So I wanted to get a massage its hard for me to set things up in advance and I read that lotus has a table shower not sure why more places in GR don't have them, in Florida they are all over and so much fun. I should have made an appointment with sweet cheeks but she isn't a good last minute option unfortunately for me she always runs behind. But other than that she is amazing not a lot of extras but she is alot of fun. Anyways I was hoping for a table shower good massage and a BJ and all I got was a good table shower. I asked for an hour and only got 45 (not sure why that's so popular at so many parlors but I would rather have a full hour). Anyways we get back to the room and I get a shitty massage if you want to call it that no oil just a light touch literally 5 minutes in and she starts teasing me which felt great then asks me to flip over. I was ready for the fun to begin till she started haggling on price I told her I wanted a BJ and she says more more so I ended up giving her 80 for a nude HJ not what I thought I was getting so it was 60 at the door and 80 for a HJ I will Never go back not sure if talent changes there or not but she looks like one of the girls that worked at rainbow spa. Not to mention she was in her late 50's early 60's just not my cup of tea. Lesson learned save your money go to sweet checks and get s BJ from breezy wish I did that instead! Normaly I wait a week or so to write a review but wanted to give you all a heads up.

**NoseJelly** · 10-20-20 23:50

Ugly girls are like mopeds! Classic! I'm putting that one in my Monger Lexicon.

**Benz1** · 10-20-20 22:18

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

I make it a habit to never disagree with Benz. However, while what he posted may be the general rule, there are exceptions. As I said a few posts back, I have enjoyed some incredible times with some incredibly good looking women.

Very true Moonglow, I've had a few too. However Very few and far between.

**StripperTipper** · 10-20-20 16:00

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

My experience has been, the hotter they are, the less they do.

Average girls do it better.

I absolutely agree. Hot equals GPS. Average girls want to wow you with their skills to make up for their averageness. Homely girls will screw your brains out and if you can still walk, they will tackle you and screw you some more. Be careful though so you don't become the subject of a true crime story.

Ugly girls are like mopeds. Both are fun to ride until your neighbor sees you!

ST.

**CrissCross3015** · 10-20-20 15:25

Curious if anyone has any experience with a masseuse from Tinder / Snapchat app? There's one that showed up and I'm not sure if she's legit provider or a LEO / scam which is why I asked.