Negative Escort Reviews

**Mj832** · 10-21-20 07:03

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Made an appointment. Did a drive by about 30 minutes early just to skope out her place. Decent enough. Same car in driveway as I pull up for appointment and a dude walks out and then I hear yelling at me telling me to park elsewhere. This girl was outside in her underwear (dirty looking granny panties). That feeling of crackheadedness plus the dude leaving the house (with children's bikes and stuff all over the yard) made me decide to leave. I texted and told her I had a change of heart (respectfully of course) and she proceeds to barade me with texts about how I just made the biggest mistake of my life blah blah.

Just one guy's experience.

She looked reasonably decent. Definitely not hot or anything I'm upset about missing the experience. Dirty looking granny panties was the final straw that made me decide to leave. I'm sure YMMV with this one.

**Grain 56** · 10-17-20 19:35

Maybe it was for the better you missed this one. With that big, award-winning smile on her face in her STG ad pictures, I can see why she advertises as having a GREAT Personality! LOL. Also, if you look at the pic showing her goods, I swear that's PAC MAN poking out from under her negligee. Waka Waka Waka Waka.

Always have a back up plan, even with your regulars.

Grain 56.

Originally Posted by JAva181 [View Original Post]

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...ando/55135580/

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Made plans to meet this lady at 1130 pm yesterday, good comms at start. I get on I4 and message where on Kirkman and Universal? She sends me location to Econolodge. I arrive 30 minutes later and all comms by here go silent, just standing up a monger for the thrill I guess. I wish I had a plan B, Jade and Lacy are located somewhere close by but I felt it would be too short notice.

**JAva181** · 10-17-20 15:11

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Made plans to meet this lady at 1130 pm yesterday, good comms at start. I get on I4 and message where on Kirkman and Universal? She sends me location to Econolodge. I arrive 30 minutes later and all comms by here go silent, just standing up a monger for the thrill I guess. I wish I had a plan B, Jade and Lacy are located somewhere close by but I felt it would be too short notice.

**Jobair** · 10-16-20 08:22

Originally Posted by Frequent904 [View Original Post]

It's difficult to write this because her DT skills are great and she is a squirter, but as soon as I slid inside her the most god awful smell that I have smelled in years hit the air. Seriously fellas. It was like I was fucking roadkill. I held my breath and busted before passing out. She squirted all down my legs as I had her bent over. Made me cringe a little thinking of how I was going to have to wash up immediately. She was nice enough to let me hit the shower for wash #1. Scrubbed like hell and figured that the Irish Spring had killed it. Did a quick sniff test on the ride back home and about vomited. I pulled over and went through half of my stash of baby wipes (Wash #2). Didn't make a noticeable dent in the smell. In desperation, I squirted a bunch of hand sanitizer down there. I hit the bathroom when I get home and check one more time. Still smell like roadkill. WTF! I scrubbed with three different soaps, drying off in between rinses. Finally I got the funk off. Never. Ever. Will I stick any part of my body in Katie again. - F904.

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LMAO, take a month off, soon enough you'll be rolling up on another one. That was some foul funk, Irish Spring overpowers most stank.

**Rocko007** · 10-15-20 22:54

Originally Posted by ShokDJ [View Original Post]

Seen her once before and it was a okay session, no one else was responding to my text so I hit up Vegas and set up a qv with her and I drove all the way to Altamonte to just to be flaked on.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/55098901/

Actually saw her while visiting someone else, she looks like a junkie to be honest and she is there with a entourage not discreet at all.

**ShokDJ** · 10-15-20 21:18

Originally Posted by ShokDJ [View Original Post]

Seen her once before and it was a okay session, no one else was responding to my text so I hit up Vegas and set up a qv with her and I drove all the way to Altamonte to just to be flaked on.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/55098901/

So when I first pulled in the parking there was a group of 5 or 6 sketchy ass guys just hanging out in the parking lot and what would you know when I was sitting in my car in the parking trying to contact another provider Vegas walks right pass my car right into the group of the guys that where hanging out in the parking. I'm assuming they're probably her handler or pimp but just to sure it was her I called her when she walked by and her phone did ring the exact moment I called her and she hang up right as I called.

**ShokDJ** · 10-15-20 21:03

Seen her once before and it was a okay session, no one else was responding to my text so I hit up Vegas and set up a qv with her and I drove all the way to Altamonte to just to be flaked on.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/55098901/

**Grain 56** · 10-15-20 19:40

These ladies aren't exactly known for being organised and keeping a schedule. They want candy when they want (or need) it. This means they want money NOW. 12 hours is a lifetime to them. Even if you had an "appointment", you probably would not have been guaranteed a slot. First come with money, first served. Some of them even double book to assure work. If a pimp is involved, that puts a whole other spin on her day and her behaviour.

Some of the more $$$ providers are better organized and do schedule. Usually with that, comes more out of your pocket for the visit. I have seen a couple that keep a DIARY of who they are planning to see and phone numbers of the mongers. This could be bad in case of a bust, especially if a phone number can somehow be traced back to you. Even with these higher end ladies, NOTHING is a sure thing.

This is also why it is ALWAYS a good idea to have a back up or two whenever planning to go out to monger.

Grain 56.

Originally Posted by NewWave [View Original Post]

Reached out to Madison this past Saturday to try to see her for a QV the next day. She asked "would you like the address to come visit me?" When I said I wanted to set something up for the next day (Sunday) she just never responded. Idk I see ads that say "don't contact me until you're ready to see me" and that always strikes me as odd. It always seems like the more professional providers that will make an appointment.

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**NewWave** · 10-15-20 16:07

Reached out to Madison this past Saturday to try to see her for a QV the next day. She asked "would you like the address to come visit me?" When I said I wanted to set something up for the next day (Sunday) she just never responded. Idk I see ads that say "don't contact me until you're ready to see me" and that always strikes me as odd. It always seems like the more professional providers that will make an appointment.

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**BobbLIguy** · 10-15-20 00:26

I have seen Katie kisses on multiple occasions I have never experienced anything like that actually just the opposite. I Was there two days ago, had one of the best experiences I've ever had with her and it was the tastiest dessert I've ever had. After tasting that I experienced her squirting and it was probably the most erotic experience I have ever had. Hurt.

Originally Posted by Frequent904 [View Original Post]

It's difficult to write this because her DT skills are great and she is a squirter, but as soon as I slid inside her the most god awful smell that I have smelled in years hit the air. Seriously fellas. It was like I was fucking roadkill. I held my breath and busted before passing out. She squirted all down my legs as I had her bent over. Made me cringe a little thinking of how I was going to have to wash up immediately. She was nice enough to let me hit the shower for wash #1. Scrubbed like hell and figured that the Irish Spring had killed it. Did a quick sniff test on the ride back home and about vomited. I pulled over and went through half of my stash of baby wipes (Wash #2). Didn't make a noticeable dent in the smell. In desperation, I squirted a bunch of hand sanitizer down there. I hit the bathroom when I get home and check one more time. Still smell like roadkill. WTF! I scrubbed with three different soaps, drying off in between rinses. Finally I got the funk off. Never. Ever. Will I stick any part of my body in Katie again. - F904.

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**Neo Max** · 10-13-20 23:49

DAMN BRO, this is so disappointing to me, I was about to go see her tonight, but after this report, it's a NO NO for me. This shit really sucks since she has been the very best DT I've ever had.

Originally Posted by Frequent904 [View Original Post]

It's difficult to write this because her DT skills are great and she is a squirter, but as soon as I slid inside her the most god awful smell that I have smelled in years hit the air. Seriously fellas. It was like I was fucking roadkill. I held my breath and busted before passing out. She squirted all down my legs as I had her bent over. Made me cringe a little thinking of how I was going to have to wash up immediately. She was nice enough to let me hit the shower for wash #1. Scrubbed like hell and figured that the Irish Spring had killed it. Did a quick sniff test on the ride back home and about vomited. I pulled over and went through half of my stash of baby wipes (Wash #2). Didn't make a noticeable dent in the smell. In desperation, I squirted a bunch of hand sanitizer down there. I hit the bathroom when I get home and check one more time. Still smell like roadkill. WTF! I scrubbed with three different soaps, drying off in between rinses. Finally I got the funk off. Never. Ever. Will I stick any part of my body in Katie again. - F904.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/54978354/

**DRock15** · 10-13-20 17:13

Fellas,

Decided to TOFTT and check out Cathy. Looked TGTBT but wanted to find out for myself. Made arrangements for a QV with Backdoor. Comms were good and location was off I-Drive. Opened the door and no surprise it's not the girl in the ad BUT, the chick is blond with blue / grey eyes and thin but not skinny. She's actually really hot but I've seen her before and had a mediocre experience. I'm willing to stay at the agreed coins. When I confirm services and donation, she then said backdoor is +100. At that point, I bounce. Just be warned.

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DRock.

**NaughtyBoy1** · 10-13-20 15:47

Hope it was all covered. Either way, make sure to test out and get clean. Stinky smell isn't good for the Jr.

NB1.

Originally Posted by Frequent904 [View Original Post]

It's difficult to write this because her DT skills are great and she is a squirter, but as soon as I slid inside her the most god awful smell that I have smelled in years hit the air. Seriously fellas. It was like I was fucking roadkill. I held my breath and busted before passing out. She squirted all down my legs as I had her bent over. Made me cringe a little thinking of how I was going to have to wash up immediately. She was nice enough to let me hit the shower for wash #1. Scrubbed like hell and figured that the Irish Spring had killed it. Did a quick sniff test on the ride back home and about vomited. I pulled over and went through half of my stash of baby wipes (Wash #2). Didn't make a noticeable dent in the smell. In desperation, I squirted a bunch of hand sanitizer down there. I hit the bathroom when I get home and check one more time. Still smell like roadkill. WTF! I scrubbed with three different soaps, drying off in between rinses. Finally I got the funk off. Never. Ever. Will I stick any part of my body in Katie again. - F904.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/54978354/

**Bjceb** · 10-13-20 12:28

Wow, that sounds like an awful experience. Would not know because I have had the fantastic dt experience with her.

After that report I doubt if I would ever go for anything else.

Sounds like something to see a doctor about. Normally doesn't get that nasty without something biggervthen hygiene issues.

Stay safe and have fun!

Originally Posted by Frequent904 [View Original Post]

It's difficult to write this because her DT skills are great and she is a squirter, but as soon as I slid inside her the most god awful smell that I have smelled in years hit the air. Seriously fellas. It was like I was fucking roadkill. I held my breath and busted before passing out. She squirted all down my legs as I had her bent over. Made me cringe a little thinking of how I was going to have to wash up immediately. She was nice enough to let me hit the shower for wash #1. Scrubbed like hell and figured that the Irish Spring had killed it. Did a quick sniff test on the ride back home and about vomited. I pulled over and went through half of my stash of baby wipes (Wash #2). Didn't make a noticeable dent in the smell. In desperation, I squirted a bunch of hand sanitizer down there. I hit the bathroom when I get home and check one more time. Still smell like roadkill. WTF! I scrubbed with three different soaps, drying off in between rinses. Finally I got the funk off. Never. Ever. Will I stick any part of my body in Katie again. - F904.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/54978354/

**Frequent904** · 10-13-20 11:05

It's difficult to write this because her DT skills are great and she is a squirter, but as soon as I slid inside her the most god awful smell that I have smelled in years hit the air. Seriously fellas. It was like I was fucking roadkill. I held my breath and busted before passing out. She squirted all down my legs as I had her bent over. Made me cringe a little thinking of how I was going to have to wash up immediately. She was nice enough to let me hit the shower for wash #1. Scrubbed like hell and figured that the Irish Spring had killed it. Did a quick sniff test on the ride back home and about vomited. I pulled over and went through half of my stash of baby wipes (Wash #2). Didn't make a noticeable dent in the smell. In desperation, I squirted a bunch of hand sanitizer down there. I hit the bathroom when I get home and check one more time. Still smell like roadkill. WTF! I scrubbed with three different soaps, drying off in between rinses. Finally I got the funk off. Never. Ever. Will I stick any part of my body in Katie again. - F904.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/54978354/