Escort Reports

[The Wiseacre]

I was thinking today about my first time with rented services.

NYC, years ago, scared out of my ass but half drunk and horny. Dialed some Asian escort service. They quote me $250, I have to wait 90 minutes. I start to sober up. I call the service and ask where she is. She finally shows up. She is 7/10 but sweet.

Asks for the cash then said that was her show up fee and needs more if I want anything. Of course I give her the $250 she asks. For head. Zero negotiation. Hahahahahaha.

Gives me oral, I am not close to blowing. DATY, which I love, and I'm still miles from a pop. She goes down and tries again, gives up. I give her the pity look, she says I need another $150 for FS.

I tell her I don't have it so she leaves.

I jerk myself off to some bad porn after that and make a solemn swear that I will be a better monger.

What a loser! Hahahaha.

[Niteluvr]

https://escortindex.com/ad/atlanta/901-667-0/1/6194923


She lazily turned around for doggie and I tried to re-enter her again with a softie. 3 minutes into the soft stroking, I forced a weak nut out of my soft cock and withdrew immediately. I looked down and saw some bloody residue. Pfft. I wonder where that came from? That's probably why she kept wiping between her legs the whole time; to wipe away the blood!.

I told her that I was done with her and she immediately got off the bed and went for those wet wipes again. She began to continuously wipe between her legs once more, as I just looked away in disgust. I quickly put my clothes back on and ran out of the room with the quickness. I said nothing to her as I left and she said nothing to me either. Good!

The really sad thing is that there are mongers out there who would happily lick her pussy.

[Hits79]

She texted me back and said she has a man a doesn't do "that" anymore. I told her to LMK when that changes, LOL!

Stay Safe!

Buck.

Fuck, now I have to find someone else. Why do they have to have a life LOL.

[Buck Owens]

No ads up.

She texted me back and said she has a man a doesn't do "that" anymore. I told her to LMK when that changes, LOL!

Stay Safe!

Buck.

[Member #6047]

Saw this one this morning:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/55084481/

I've never been with a black girl before, so this was an adventure. She's operating out of a decent, clean, quiet apartment in Marietta. Opened the door and her pics are 100% accurate. She's very beautiful, with a pretty face, slim figure, smooth skin and small feet. Petite, maybe 5'4" or so. She was dressed in a one piece that showed off her ass and her big tits. She usually does FS, but is only doing BJ at the moment, but that's what I wanted.

After shooting the shiz for a min, we got down to it. I laid back, propped myself up on some pillows and let her go to work. And, go to work she did. This was a full pornstar style BBJ with lots of eye contact, gagging, smacking my rod against her face and lips, alternating between fast and slow with all the noises, wetness and moans you want to hear. She let me play with her big tits the whole time and edged me a good 4 or 5 times before I couldn't hold it any more and blew my load. No catching, but I didn't negotiate that beforehand.

She got me a warm towel to clean up, we shot the shit a while and I dipped out feeling great. She's new in town and on the scene, so if you like this type of provider, it's a good time to get in her phone list IMO.

Looks: 8.

Performance: 8.

Location: 8.

[Johnny Mapalo]

https://escortindex.com/ad/atlanta/901-667-0/1/6194923

First saw this chic posting at the beginning of May and shot her a text for her rates and measurements. She gave me her rates of $70 qv /$130 hhr and measurements of 5'2 120 lbs. That sounded ok, but when she told me that she was at the Red Roof Inn on Druid Hills Road, I pretty much lost all interest.

There's usually nothing but trash at the Red Roof Inn. Every time I've gone there, that's all I met there. Smdh. I dissmissed her ass then, but like 3 weeks later, I text her with $60. She responded back with, "Ok". Err. I guess I'll go to that crummy hotel this time, then. I told her that I was an hour away and an hour or so later, I finally made it there.

I text her that I arrived and she text me the room number after a few minutes of complimentary police questions. I walked my happy ass over to her room, with a small trash can right in front of it, and knocked on her door. I heard someone on the other end of the door yelling for me to come on in. Hmm. I never like opening people's door without their assistance, but I did just that.

Standing in the dark on the opposite side of the room was a short chic making up the bed and walking about the room. I closed the door behind me and said my greetings and she said nothing at all. Oh boy. The room was completely dark save for the light from the tv and half closed bathroom door. It was also smoke free which is always good to smell.

This chic continued to walk frantically around the room putting things away and cleaning things up off the bed. She was wearing a black t-shirt and some plaid colored tights. She didn't have any womanly features about her at all. Her shoulders were slouched over like a women's softball player or butch dike or something. I wasn't feeling this chic's look at all and her personality was non-existant.

Finally, she stopped moving about the room and placed what looked like a box of tissue on top of the dresser next to the tv. She pulled it out of a white shopping bag, which she got from some store somewhere. She then said, "Alright are you ready"? I took one look at her and was about to tell her, "I'm good" and walk out on her ass, but I gave her the money for some strange reason. It was 60 bones for 15 minutes.

She looked like she would have caused a scene or drop kicked me if I tried to leave, so I just gave it to her. Err. When I walked over and gave it to her though, I looked closely at what I thought was a box of tissue on the dresser, only to find out that it was a box of Kotex pads. WTF!! Oh hell nah. That's what the fuck that was! Why the hell did she take it out of the shopping bag and place it on top of the dresser in plain view?

Who the fuck wants to see that? Instant boner killer. I was about to tell her to just keep the bread, but I wanted to at least get something out of my 60 bones. Err. After placing the funds away, she walked into the bathroom, then came back out with a pack of wet wipes. She opened the wet wipe pack, pulled out 2 wet wipes, then stuck her hand in her tights and started wiping between her legs. Ewww. WTF!

I watched for 2 solid minutes as this chic continuously wiped between her legs with those 2 wet wipes. Omfg, you've got to be kidding me. How nasty can this chic be? I must be even nastier as I stripped when she told me to. Err. She instructed me to lay all the way back all the head of the bed towards the middle. I did just that as she pulled out a condom and placed it on my limp member.

She then got on the bed with me and gots' ta' sucking. The sucking was terrible! I felt no suction at all, but the worst part about it was, she still kept wiping between her legs with the wet wipes. Ewww. She kept pulling more an more wet wipes out of the pack and was vigorously wiping between my legs while sucking or pulling on my cock with her mouth.

I was getting grossed out by the minute as she would not stop wiping between her legs with those wet wipes. What the fuck is this broad doing? 5 minutes into the horrible suckie and her wiping between her legs thoroughly, she stopped sucking and told me to get on top. Ehh. She got off the bed and pulled her tights all the way down, while still wiping between her legs. Is she wiping for gold or something.

She finally put the wet wipes away and assumed the mish position. I couldn't really see what her body looked like since she had the room very dark. I asked her to take off her top, but she just flipped her bra over her breastess'es along with her t-shirt. Err. I entered her in mish and gots' ta' stroking. I didn't feel much of anything, mainly because I didn't have a fucking erection! Hmm. I wonder why?

I was soft stroking her and really was just ready to force a nut out of there. 3 minutes into the soft stroking, she reminded me that I didn't have much time left. Thank God! That was the best thing she said to me the whole time. I then asked her for doggie, to which she reminded me of my time again. Ok, bish, just turn your lazy ass around.

She lazily turned around for doggie and I tried to re-enter her again with a softie. 3 minutes into the soft stroking, I forced a weak nut out of my soft cock and withdrew immediately. I looked down and saw some bloody residue. Pfft. I wonder where that came from? That's probably why she kept wiping between her legs the whole time; to wipe away the blood!.

I told her that I was done with her and she immediately got off the bed and went for those wet wipes again. She began to continuously wipe between her legs once more, as I just looked away in disgust. I quickly put my clothes back on and ran out of the room with the quickness. I said nothing to her as I left and she said nothing to me either. Good!

As I got outside the door, I noticed the trash can outside the door was full of used slabs. Ewww. I didn't even notice that when I walked in. Why would she leave the evidence of what she's going, right outside of her room. Smh. As I headed towards my car in the lot, I noticed an older white guy in his 60's walking towards her room. I figured that was the next simp up next.

I did a double take at him again and realized that his right hand was all the way down in his pants and there was some movements in his pants. WTF!! This perv is jacking his stick in broad daylight as she walks over to her room. LOL. I looked at him a little longer and he immediately pulled his hand out of his pants and walks pass the room. LOL. I know exactly which room you're headed to fool.

This fool is priming the pump before he gets to the main event. Double LOL. I got to my car and looked back and he's now at the edge of the building pretending to be waiting for someone. LOL. You're not fooling anyone, buddy. Go get you that bloody lollipop. LOL. He's definitely in for a big surprise.

This chic though, unsurprisingly gets a "5" in looks and a "2" in service from me. Never again! She looks like plain Jane and her mannerism is terrible! She has big tits, but that's it. She doesn't act like a woman at all.

[JustTheGeorge]

Those pics are definitely old. However she looked very good when I saw her Monday. She had put on some weight, felt very nice, was very responsive and was normal in her behaviour. Now we all know YMMV with these gals and their substance issues but what I saw and experienced Monday was very nice.

I saw an ad a couple months ago with her and she looked strung out, just really bad, these pics in this ad look old, like maybe from before the drugs, a few years ago or more. Those definitely arent recent, I'm not sure that anyone seeing her cares all that much, but wow 100 for a girl that looks like she's been dragged through the gutter, again this new ad has old pics.

[Member #6047]

I finally had a good encounter after 3-4 real bad ones in a row. I think most veterans are familiar with this redhead as she's been around for a while.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/470-899-1019

She greeted me at the door with a thong and a bra. Unlike the last provider I saw, she didn't complain about money and her problems for right off the bat of the conversation. She gave me a hug and focused on me the whole time I was there. I noticed she was better looking in the face than her pics. She, like so many of these chicks, put silly instagram filters on their photos. Look, bish, I don't want to see your pic with a sepia tone, dog tongue and ears on your face and "feeling good" in graffiti font over your body. Just take a photo of your face and upload it. That being said, she was a little chubbier than her pics let on, but not by a lot.

We chitty chatted for a bit and got comfortable. I told her vaguely what I was looking for and she kinda took it from there. Performance was great and I left satisfied.

There were two caveats to my overall great experience. One, the notel was a shit box in a shit part of shit. People milling around all over the place. The other was that there's something weird with her tits. They were big and nice shaped, but they felt like the silicone went bad in them. Hard and kinda lumpy.

[Dgclout2]

Those sites are all legit, but as with most things on the internet you have to be careful, and remember the 2 golden rules: 1) if it's too good to be true, it is and 2) never ever ever ever pay a deposit up front. You'll see some instagram model looking girl posting "1 hr BBFS $45" or something, that's 100% a scam. Otherwise, just be careful and do your homework. If I'm browsing LC or STG and I see an ad that catches my attention, I do a few things immediately:

1) Google the phone number with the word "escort" or "escort review" and see if they have a post history. If they've been posting ads under the same phone number for a few months, that's a point in their favor, especially if you can find reviews about them here or somewhere else.

2) Do a reverse image search of a few of the pics. If you find multiple ads using the same pic in ads all over the country, that's 100% a scam (how's the same girl advertising in Atl, NYC, and Jacksonville, FL the same week? She's either got a goddamn teleporter or it's a scam) If you find the pics on some porn star or instagram model's account, that's almost always a scam, since the scammer likely found the pics online and are just using them to catphish guys.

3) I know most of these girls aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, but if you see some really unusual sentence structure (like weird verb tenses or word order seems odd) there's a high probability the ad is posted from India or Eastern Europe and the writer isn't a native English speaker. This is doubly true if the pics of the girl look too good to be true.

4) A lot of the ads will have their measurements. If you see their weight in Kg instead of lbs and their height in cm or m instead of Ft and in, it's always some international scammer who forgot or doesn't realize the US doesn't use the metric system..

Totally agree.

[People Pleasur]

Those sites are all legit, but as with most things on the internet you have to be careful, and remember the 2 golden rules: 1) if it's too good to be true, it is and 2) never ever ever ever pay a deposit up front. You'll see some instagram model looking girl posting "1 hr BBFS $45" or something, that's 100% a scam. Otherwise, just be careful and do your homework. If I'm browsing LC or STG and I see an ad that catches my attention, I do a few things immediately:

1) Google the phone number with the word "escort" or "escort review" and see if they have a post history. If they've been posting ads under the same phone number for a few months, that's a point in their favor, especially if you can find reviews about them here or somewhere else.

2) Do a reverse image search of a few of the pics. If you find multiple ads using the same pic in ads all over the country, that's 100% a scam (how's the same girl advertising in Atl, NYC, and Jacksonville, FL the same week? She's either got a goddamn teleporter or it's a scam) If you find the pics on some porn star or instagram model's account, that's almost always a scam, since the scammer likely found the pics online and are just using them to catphish guys.

3) I know most of these girls aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, but if you see some really unusual sentence structure (like weird verb tenses or word order seems odd) there's a high probability the ad is posted from India or Eastern Europe and the writer isn't a native English speaker. This is doubly true if the pics of the girl look too good to be true.

4) A lot of the ads will have their measurements. If you see their weight in Kg instead of lbs and their height in cm or m instead of Ft and in, it's always some international scammer who forgot or doesn't realize the US doesn't use the metric system.

5) This bears repeating: never pay a deposit upfront. I don't care if she just needs $5 to confirm "you're real" or if you drive 1 hour to get to the parking lot and she tries to shake you down for a deposit before she gives you the room number, but never pay upfront.

Good luck.

This should be chapter 1 of the online mongers handbook.

Just to add: You have no excuse for not reverse image searching if you are using a Chrome browser. Just right click and choose "Search Google for this image". On your phone just press and hold the image. Same choice pops up.

Also, pay attention to location. Most legit ads know they need to put a location a little more specific that just "Atlanta". Especially on Rubratings.

[HighFlyer21]

So is she back in the game? I didn't see any ads.

No ads up.

[Edawg5]

Yep that's the one. She just delivered #2.

So is she back in the game? I didn't see any ads.

[SkyWookie]

I actually tried meeting her the other night, she was one of the most condescending and rudest women ever! Her attitude was just a huge turn off. Now she wanted 100 for the qv, its strange to want so much when barely a month ago she was advertising 40 to 50 $ specials. Even less than that and was badly on drugs. I offered her 60, she then said she would give me 5 to 10 min tops! I declined. She then started insulting me and attempted to belittle me, I wasnt having it. I put her in her place real quick! I'm glad you had a great time but I'm not paying top dollar to see a druggie with an abusive pimp and a shitty attitude on top of that. No thanks!

I saw an ad a couple months ago with her and she looked strung out, just really bad, these pics in this ad look old, like maybe from before the drugs, a few years ago or more. Those definitely arent recent, I'm not sure that anyone seeing her cares all that much, but wow 100 for a girl that looks like she's been dragged through the gutter, again this new ad has old pics.

[Member #6047]

I am also very suspicious when I click on the extra pictures and I see pix of women who are obviously not the one advertising. If that provider is in the pix with another woman I figure it was a doubles but otherwise I have to wonder who else uses that phone number.

It's probably a good idea to have a healthy skepticism when you see that, but I see a lot of photo overlap with ads that I know aren't using the same number. A lot of these girls don't write their own ads and I think that there's a lot of database issues with Listcrawler in particular.

[Kyrow]

Here is her new ad. She had to ditch LC due to those issues and is on STG now. Enjoy!

https://atlanta.skipthegames.com/fem...t/434855668203

I actually tried meeting her the other night, she was one of the most condescending and rudest women ever! Her attitude was just a huge turn off. Now she wanted 100 for the qv, its strange to want so much when barely a month ago she was advertising 40 to 50 $ specials. Even less than that and was badly on drugs. I offered her 60, she then said she would give me 5 to 10 min tops! I declined. She then started insulting me and attempted to belittle me, I wasnt having it. I put her in her place real quick! I'm glad you had a great time but I'm not paying top dollar to see a druggie with an abusive pimp and a shitty attitude on top of that. No thanks!