Massage Parlor Reports

[Agdro17]

For those of you who like crappie massage and overpay for HJ / BJ. Your favorite girl Cali / Kelly from Blue sky is in Vancouver across the street from Tranquility.

Be safe out there.

[WarpFactor69]

Has anyone been to AA in Vancouver? Send me a message if you don't want to post. I've only been to one AMP in Vancouver, received a good quality massage, nothing else.

[MoDick503]

Was wondering who the most attractive masseuse you've encountered who gave HE? Mine would be at King Spa with Amanda who sadly isn't there anymore.

[Ladoga]

Brought back an Indonesian GF.

[Pdx503]

Just curious, what did bring you back?

Bit new to site and Portland. Is there a reason rarely actual names of massage parlors being discussed aren't mentioned? Sounds like some good ones, but no clue to which ones, especially Asian parlors. Also, a general tipping guide for HE etc? Much appreciated. And hit me up for an info about Asia, I know it very well--Hong Kong, Southeast Asia. Lived there for 20 years. I sometimes ask myself. Why I returned to United Snakes. Southeast Asia great fun and value for money.

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[Agdro17]

So I've gone to a couple AMPs in Vancouver and for the most part they all have been HE, but never had any other services open. To be honest I've never had anything else but a HE at a parlor. On my way home on Wednesday I just happen to notice a place very tucked away off of Mill Plain and decided to go in. I'm cheap so I normally just get a half hour and try to stay under $80. Well I was surprised when on the flip she offered extras. I panic and didn't know what to say, she wanted way too much. Her accent was thick but it think she asked for $300, so against my better judgement I just countered with $100 for just a BJ and she agreed.

I was thinking it would be a BBBJ for that prize but as she went to go hang up her mask on the door knob, she busted out this thin piece of plastic. Not a rubber, but more like a produce bag material. I was about to say something but then she started and it actually felt pretty close to not having anything there. I started to feel around and she pulled down her pants. I was fingering her, as she moaned and slurpped. She was giving pretty decent head too. About 5 minutes in, I was starting to get close and I feel her pull the plastic off, I was thrilled thinking she was going to finish me off bare. But then she puts an absurd amount of oil on me and keeps going just with her hands. I tried to plea for her to continue with the BJ, but that kung fu grip made me pop too quick. Before I can even recollect myself, she cleans me off with paper towels, throws it into a thrash bin, grabs me a hot wet towel, and proceeds to take out the thrash from the bin. I got up, a bit confused, waited a sec to see if she was coming back and then just dressed myself, all while still confused about how quickly she exited. On my way out the door I seen her throwing a larger bag of thrash into the bin outside. She said bye and I just waved.

Weird experience, but overall I think it was good. I would go again and see what I could get for a better price now that I know.

Base on my experience. Don't waste your time and hard earned $$. Those girls are greedy as hell. There are 2 girls there. One wears pants the other one wears a dress. They asked 300 for FS, 100 fo BJ, and 60 for HE. On top of that service is horrible. Just my 2 cents. Be safe out there.

[BayronICC]

So I've gone to a couple AMPs in Vancouver and for the most part they all have been HE, but never had any other services open. To be honest I've never had anything else but a HE at a parlor. On my way home on Wednesday I just happen to notice a place very tucked away off of Mill Plain and decided to go in. I'm cheap so I normally just get a half hour and try to stay under $80. Well I was surprised when on the flip she offered extras. I panic and didn't know what to say, she wanted way too much. Her accent was thick but it think she asked for $300, so against my better judgement I just countered with $100 for just a BJ and she agreed.

I was thinking it would be a BBBJ for that prize but as she went to go hang up her mask on the door knob, she busted out this thin piece of plastic. Not a rubber, but more like a produce bag material. I was about to say something but then she started and it actually felt pretty close to not having anything there. I started to feel around and she pulled down her pants. I was fingering her, as she moaned and slurpped. She was giving pretty decent head too. About 5 minutes in, I was starting to get close and I feel her pull the plastic off, I was thrilled thinking she was going to finish me off bare. But then she puts an absurd amount of oil on me and keeps going just with her hands. I tried to plea for her to continue with the BJ, but that kung fu grip made me pop too quick. Before I can even recollect myself, she cleans me off with paper towels, throws it into a thrash bin, grabs me a hot wet towel, and proceeds to take out the thrash from the bin. I got up, a bit confused, waited a sec to see if she was coming back and then just dressed myself, all while still confused about how quickly she exited. On my way out the door I seen her throwing a larger bag of thrash into the bin outside. She said bye and I just waved.

Weird experience, but overall I think it was good. I would go again and see what I could get for a better price now that I know.

[Ladoga]

Anyone been to King's Spa in NW Portland? And any recommendations of HE massages around that area? Much obliged.

[Ladoga]

Bit new to site and Portland. Is there a reason rarely actual names of massage parlors being discussed aren't mentioned? Sounds like some good ones, but no clue to which ones, especially Asian parlors. Also, a general tipping guide for HE etc? Much appreciated. And hit me up for an info about Asia, I know it very well--Hong Kong, Southeast Asia. Lived there for 20 years. I sometimes ask myself. Why I returned to United Snakes. Southeast Asia great fun and value for money.

[Ladoga]

Totally agree about Wild House. I usually have some fun in there and then walk down soi 23 a few blocks and enjoy one of the massage shops across the street. If you're serious about Thailand though, hop on a bus from the airport and head to Pattaya. Visit the Windmill off Walking Street. Your life won't be the same. All of this will have to wait until Thailand opens up to tourists again.

I agree having spent a decade based in Bangkok. For groups of bars: Soi Cowboy and Nana Plaza. Even a late night stroll down Sukhumvit is filled with freelancers. See if Beer Garden is open; a good daytime place for freelancers. BTW, Phnom Penh is even less expensive, bit less jaded.

[JonB2301]

There's a place that specialises in giving you a regal time.

Travelled to a wonderful place in the northwest of the land of ports, wherein I buzzed to be let in. 30 minutes to have a massage at. 4 and was treated to very warm skilled hands with just enough oil to glide over the skin. Got all 30 on my back, then some light almost tickling on the back. Flipped and was asked what I wanted to learn. Everything was my answer (shouldn't it always be?) and for benji. 6 got my protective service. Didn't catch her name. Definitely left with a better understanding of the life of royalty. And will definitely be repeating as necessary to maintain my kingly countenance.

[ButtMan343]

I just am getting over a knee replacement and need some relaxation time. If someone can recommend a good place on the NE SE side of town for a great massage and BBBJ cim that would be great. Thanks.

[WinterWonder]

I drove to the west side for work today and decided to stop by at this place. Place was not crowded and room was clean. Towels and bed sheet seemed and smelled clean. But kept the mask on.

Met the angel named Wendy. Good massage, friendly, massage with oil and wipe clean with hot towels. Enjoyed some OTC. On the flip, got the usual question and I asked for FS. But she agreed only to BBBJ after negotiation. Agreed to taking her top and shorts off. Enjoyed the service with full roaming leading to a powerful explosion in her mouth. No to FS and no to fingering. She spent more time massaging legs and arms after. Got the full hour and left happy.

I visited today first thing in the morning. And yes she's an angel indeed. Was about to get switch and bait but then I asked her I want to see her and not the other person.

Goes by Wendy. Bubbly girl. Amazing BJ / topless. One of the pretty providers out there with soft skin.

[Trumpeter]

Another under the radar (meaning they've requested to be removed from the Rubmaps listing) is Asian Sport Massage in Vancouver. I'm still wondering why any of the places have had their listing removed. Seems like they either want to stay somewhat under the radar or they don't what to be associated with the site for whatever reasons.

[RayKurin]

I have a lot of experience with Bangkok and Thailand in general. Go to one of these three places and you will not be disappointed. I recommend 101 Premier Massage, and 102 Massage Bangkok. They sound related but they're not. Both places have hot girls, 102 more so than any other in Bangkok. Young, tight bodies, nice tits, no lady boys. $60-90 for massage and FS.

If you want to spend a bit more and have a better time overall go to Crazy House next to Soi Cowboy. It's a bit wild inside but the girls are very hot, naked, charming and just want to have fun. Buy them a drink for 6 dollars and let them flirt with you. Short time for $130-$200 depending on negotiations. Being light hearted and nice will go a long way.

There are cheaper ways to get your rocks off in Thailand, but those are far and away my favorite

Totally agree about Wild House. I usually have some fun in there and then walk down soi 23 a few blocks and enjoy one of the massage shops across the street. If you're serious about Thailand though, hop on a bus from the airport and head to Pattaya. Visit the Windmill off Walking Street. Your life won't be the same. All of this will have to wait until Thailand opens up to tourists again.