Massage Parlor Reports

[Buldge]

Does anybody speak enough mandarin or Cantonese to explain why it is very common to get the compliment of "being strong" down there. Is this a bad translation for "hard". Or is there a cultural meaning on having a hard on?

Just curious.

Cheers.

I've learned a few phrases to help with the language barrier. Most of the APM girls are Chinese and are from Northern provinces and any you may encounter from Southern China will have at least a rudimentary knowledge of Mandarin. One of the best phrases I learned translates to "do you want to eat my tofu?" It's a Mandarin slang expression that means: are you going to physically harass (or molest) me? It usually gets a laugh from the girls, can break the ice, and potentially clue them in to your desire for some extra attention. I also use "I like that" in Mandarin when I do enjoy what they're doing.

"do you want to eat my tofu?" — pay attention to tonal inflection when saying this.

"I like that".

[WhoMe12]

First time at 405 and enjoyed the massage but no extras were offered. I got the mid-thirties lady who spoke very little English. She was friendly and allowed OTC roaming but only gave limited teasing.

There was another lady there who spoke good English but I only dealt with her on the phone. She seems to have "regulars" as it was busy when I arrived around 4:30 pm.

I might try again next week as I did enjoy the light touch 90 minute massage very much.

[GoodWill123]

I've always understood it to mean as you're very "hard", or last a long time. It's right up there with the phrase "you're #1" .

Does anybody speak enough mandarin or Cantonese to explain why it is very common to get the compliment of "being strong" down there. Is this a bad translation for "hard". Or is there a cultural meaning on having a hard on?

Just curious.

Cheers.

[Carew2112]

I've read reports this place is no good. For some stupid reason I ignored them. I thought about going somewhere across the river but was on a time crunch so I figured I'd try this place even if it's just a DIY. My first red flag should have been the little guy working at the front desk. I don't like seeing men period at an AMP. He takes me to my room and I lay down and wait.

A cute younger girl walks in after I wait a bit. Covers me back up LOL, and starts the massage. Absolutely no teasing or roaming what so ever. The goods stayed covered the whole time. She waited till the last 5 minutes for the flip and I said alright maybe I can atleast get a DIY.

Wrong. She kind of starts getting close to the towel. I try to remove it and she freaks. She gets really aggressive and tells me to leave it. I apologise and leave it. She starts to get visibly more mad and says "who was the last girl you had here?" I say I don't ask names. She starts to ***** at me like I'm a child about how EVERYONE must stay covered. I cut her off and tell her to chill it's alright. For some reason I felt obligated to leave atleast 10 for a tip. She was pissed about that too lmao. Oh well. Good riddance *****. Let this place rot.

[Sala Mander]

Does anybody speak enough mandarin or Cantonese to explain why it is very common to get the compliment of "being strong" down there. Is this a bad translation for "hard". Or is there a cultural meaning on having a hard on?

Just curious.

Cheers.

[SimonPieMan]

I saw Linda recently on woodridge. She is very nice, was masked, and maybe in her 50's. I get these small knots that most "therapists" don't bother to find, but she did. She gives exactly the type of massage I like, it is kind of rough, and a little pinchy, but not in a bad way. She also walked on me which was great as well. Linda is not one to use long, gentle strokes on your back, or legs. She said, "you hurt now, feel better later. " She was absolutely right. Best I've felt in a long time after.

She know her stuff with reflexology. She even rubbed a spot on my foot, and said "you feel pain?" I said I did not. "Good. That mean you strong here (pats my junk) , you wife happy" Not being a large man, or a young man, I will take the compliment of being strong down under, even if it is only theoretical.

I will certainly go back to her. If you want to "feel good now" go elsewhere. If you want to "feel good later" go here. I highly recommend her if you want a strong, rough massage. I was smiling when I left, but just because I had a great massage. Those are harder to find than the typical rub and tugs.

Stay safe.

Is this the same Linda that worked at GeeGee behind McDonalds in Montgomery? Nice body, great legs, wore a dress & heels most of the time, sensual HE?

Simon.

[ProoMan]

I drive by here every day and I've been tempted to go in, but the reports in the past haven't been very encouraging. The parking behind the building it was really stands out for me. Curious if anyone has had any success here lately. I've resorted to mainly going across the river lately and have found far more success.

I have tried it a few tines strictly legit (like all the rest in flo town). But a good massage the owner rotates the ladies so no get to friendly with one girl. I just don't feel like driving across the river right now but maybe later still miss yoyo massage.

[TheDaytimer]

Called ahead. Ushered right in, when arrived.

I would say mid-40's lady? Denim shorts. Cleavage showing. Face was obscured by mask but I am guessing I did not miss a whole lot.

Opted for an hour. She asked for pressure and I said soft. It was on. Finger tip and light nail touching from the beginning. Think about an extended tease session.

Climbed on table with legs around my head. Smooth and warm legs. So I stated nibbling on them. Amazing soft touch and tease for 30-35 minutes.

Hot toweled my back. Flipped.

Started the tease with Johnny without asking. Pulled her girls free. After some fondling proceeded to snack on them.

*mimics explosion.

She was squirming for the next 15-20 minutes like an octopus. Digging her nails in my back, biting on my earlobes.

Moaning (under her breath) - "oh my god", with deep breaths. IMHO. These were not the fake moans I usually experience at AMPs. Either she is really good at acting or was genuinely turned on.

I had her butt bared on the back but no matter how I tried she would not let me stay on the prized possession (front) for more than couple of seconds.

Made her lie down on the table and had her service me while I continued to going to town on her small (slightly droopy) tits.

Similar experience. Walked in and saw Anna. The older of the two ladies. No mask so got to see the face. Not bad. Same deal with the legs on the table and I took your cue and started to fondle them with my lips and tongue. That was the start of a very good session that ended with a smile on my face.

[GogglerMan]

I saw Linda recently on woodridge. She is very nice, was masked, and maybe in her 50's. I get these small knots that most "therapists" don't bother to find, but she did. She gives exactly the type of massage I like, it is kind of rough, and a little pinchy, but not in a bad way. She also walked on me which was great as well. Linda is not one to use long, gentle strokes on your back, or legs. She said, "you hurt now, feel better later. " She was absolutely right. Best I've felt in a long time after.

She know her stuff with reflexology. She even rubbed a spot on my foot, and said "you feel pain?" I said I did not. "Good. That mean you strong here (pats my junk) , you wife happy" Not being a large man, or a young man, I will take the compliment of being strong down under, even if it is only theoretical.

I will certainly go back to her. If you want to "feel good now" go elsewhere. If you want to "feel good later" go here. I highly recommend her if you want a strong, rough massage. I was smiling when I left, but just because I had a great massage. Those are harder to find than the typical rub and tugs.

Stay safe.

[CEJ0044]

I drive by here every day and I've been tempted to go in, but the reports in the past haven't been very encouraging. The parking behind the building it was really stands out for me. Curious if anyone has had any success here lately. I've resorted to mainly going across the river lately and have found far more success.

[Stasco05]

Went to ole faithful yesterday. Don't know the ladies name but she's usually the one I get every time some how. She walked my back and popped it like it's never been popped. It was so loud she thought she broke me. The massage and the service were amazing as always, the only thing different this go round was she wanted to talk more about personal life than the massage. Kept asking me how many kids I had, where I lived, what was my job, etc. I was a little put off by this simply because we don't hardly ever talk but more or less whisper and use hand motions. I almost hesitated when she offered a proper handshake. Anyways YMMV. Also, not only did she clean me up but she had to clean herself up. I think someone else here may have accidentally painted the lady as well. She really knows how to drain ya!

[KyGuy22]

Is this a walk in or did you have to call ahead?

I've been recently you just walk in. I'm pretty sure the most you can get here is DIY but even that's not guaranteed.

[MrSeeker]

Went there about a week ago. Four nice ladies working the rooms. I took the hour option with a request for a Firm massage. She was very good, asked I was OK several time as she was working very firm on shoulders. I did not ask for more since it was my first visit. So no idea if more was on the menu. I was just surprised they were even open. 60 for the hours as expected. Very clean, very nice. Sorry I don't have more information. But just wanted to post this FYI.

Is this a walk in or did you have to call ahead?

[GoodWill123]

Thanks for the post. Are you referring to Hong on Turfway Rd in Florence?

Went there about a week ago. Four nice ladies working the rooms. I took the hour option with a request for a Firm massage. She was very good, asked I was OK several time as she was working very firm on shoulders. I did not ask for more since it was my first visit. So no idea if more was on the menu. I was just surprised they were even open. 60 for the hours as expected. Very clean, very nice. Sorry I don't have more information. But just wanted to post this FYI.

[ColoradoJoe]

In town till Friday.

University area.

Looking for recommendations for HE to full service.