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[UthRowAway]

Please refer to the News and Media thread foe an update on Smitten Kitten aka Dallas Wass.

That is the most f'ed up story I ever read.

https://www.news-journalonline.com/n...y-deputies-say

[Joshua Falken]

It's been a while and I would agree that Joan didn't actually do it for me either but she has a large following of fans so clearly YMMV. 4 out of 10 for me but it may of been just timing as she was in bandages on her wrist and ankle from an accident and was a bit sore. Not a good recipe for a pounding but the girls need to live.

While I didn't have the same experience with Joan per se, this post does resonate a bit. My first visit with Joan was probably an 8 out of 10, earning her place on my Active Favorites list for best Latina. My most recent visit was more like a 6 (still a little above average, mostly due to her skills and attitude), as Joan was was noticeably heavier and looked a bit rougher. After private conversations with trusted mongers such as DarkManXFI, I suspect that Puerto Rican babe (http://archive.ph/QX5iO) may soon steal this spot. This is conjecture of course, as I have yet to meet the lass.

Cheers!

[Sunny1966]

I'm guessing my review of Joan might not pass muster, so I will withhold my observations for a later date and time. Spoiler alert. It ain't good!

It's been a while and I would agree that Joan didn't actually do it for me either but she has a large following of fans so clearly YMMV. 4 out of 10 for me but it may of been just timing as she was in bandages on her wrist and ankle from an accident and was a bit sore. Not a good recipe for a pounding but the girls need to live.

[Mongerlicious]

I'm guessing my review of Joan might not pass muster, so I will withhold my observations for a later date and time. Spoiler alert. It ain't good!

Not really; my thought is that you are purposely trying to hurt certain provider's business. Why? Maybe you are actually another provider or a friend of another provider but when your negative posts of providers who's only negative previously were their comms it begs a question. A negative review of Joan would actually be consistent with your modus operandi.

[NSB200]

Aside from the fact that you enjoyed his writing style; did you notice how different his review was from Joshua's on 7/4 on the very same provider? In addition one of his other 4 posts alleged that Lexi was running a theft gang and while that was fairly laughable considering how many guys in here visit her Me thinks there is a hidden agenda. Lexi and Barbi are well noted for their bad comms but something else is going on here.

I'm guessing my review of Joan might not pass muster, so I will withhold my observations for a later date and time. Spoiler alert. It ain't good!

[Mongerlicious]

Sir, you are giving Joshua a run for his money on your literary skills. This was indeed a fine report and my compliments to your bigger head over ruling your little one.

Aside from the fact that you enjoyed his writing style; did you notice how different his review was from Joshua's on 7/4 on the very same provider? In addition one of his other 4 posts alleged that Lexi was running a theft gang and while that was fairly laughable considering how many guys in here visit her Me thinks there is a hidden agenda. Lexi and Barbi are well noted for their bad comms but something else is going on here.

[Mongerlicious]

Barbie what can be said which has not already been discussed in these hallowed pages! Upon arrival at the private residence located in a "historical" (old, and run down) section of Deland, I was greeted in the front yard and escorted thru a carport area full of trash (I mean antiques), wherein I caught my first glimpse of the lair. Laying in front of me, in a beautiful natural setting (weeds and more antiques scattered about) was the hastily converted detached garage (I mean cottage). The path to the cottage was lined by a decaying 3 foot wide plastic sheet sidewalk ideal for keeping guests from stepping on the rare species of indigenous flora (weeds) or straying into the mud holes along the short walk. (I harkened back to a memory of the gardens of Givenchy where Monet did his finest work).

As I strolled the path, another woman departed from the cottage. I queried as to who was this person, who physically reminded me of a matron at the county jail I once had the pleasure to meet. Well it turns out, Barbie has a "sister" (they are always introduced as a relative) who bears no resemblances at all to the hostess perhaps a coincidence but I digress.

Upon entering the cottage, I was greeted by a room which had not yet been serviced by housekeeping. My first thought was to suggest calling the front desk and complaining, however, due to the Covid thing I assumed maid service had been suspended for the past 6 months at least I think you get my drift as to how filthy the cottage was. Especially inviting were the sheets, complete with what appeared as food stains (I hope).

5 posts and he managed to unearth a Lexi led theft gang, managed to give marital advice to another monger and now he writes a review that is 180 degrees from Mr Falken's review of the very same provider (which BTW was in the Deland thread on 7/4/2020). I for one assign credibility for reasons other than comparisons to another wordsmith monger lmao. Really? Anytime a guy finds that many issues with providers in lieu of any viable posts containing info of substance my conspiracy theory side of my brain starts working. Usually when the negative issues about providers start to pile up faster than actual reviews I start to think that the providers are not the issue. I believe Sunny debunked the Lexi allegation almost immediately and I tend to believe the Deland review of Barbie.

[Sunny1966]

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...t/780117499328

I guess it pays to pray before bed as when I woke I came across my atf and low and behold she is in Daytona Beach for the weekend. I normally have to mind my travels throughout bevard county to catch up with her but today the stars aligned.

I reached out to jesi and hoped I was able to secure an elusive appointment with her and was quickly responded to. She is staying in a super nice incall spot and looked better than ever. Although she had packed light for the trip she still had some super high sexy heels and wore jeans that made my mouth water and heart race. My HHR visit was incredible as she started with some BBBJ and then removed her sweet panties for delicious DATY. I quickly mounted her and enjoyed her sweet pussy while enjoying her heels on my shoulders. Complete GFE experience to the fullest extend. Standard donation for HHR. Guys she is amazing but her schedule fills up quickly which is the only bad thing about Jesi. Do not delay, she is quality like Daytona never sees. 10+ visit as always!

[NewAgain]

Sir, you are giving Joshua a run for his money on your literary skills. This was indeed a fine report and my compliments to your bigger head over ruling your little one.

Barbie what can be said which has not already been discussed in these hallowed pages! Upon arrival at the private residence located in a "historical" (old, and run down) section of Deland, I was greeted in the front yard and escorted thru a carport area full of trash (I mean antiques), wherein I caught my first glimpse of the lair. Laying in front of me, in a beautiful natural setting (weeds and more antiques scattered about) was the hastily converted detached garage (I mean cottage). The path to the cottage was lined by a decaying 3 foot wide plastic sheet sidewalk ideal for keeping guests from stepping on the rare species of indigenous flora (weeds) or straying into the mud holes along the short walk. (I harkened back to a memory of the gardens of Givenchy where Monet did his finest work).

As I strolled the path, another woman departed from the cottage. I queried as to who was this person, who physically reminded me of a matron at the county jail I once had the pleasure to meet. Well it turns out, Barbie has a "sister" (they are always introduced as a relative) who bears no resemblances at all to the hostess perhaps a coincidence but I digress.

Upon entering the cottage, I was greeted by a room which had not yet been serviced by housekeeping. My first thought was to suggest calling the front desk and complaining, however, due to the Covid thing I assumed maid service had been suspended for the past 6 months at least I think you get my drift as to how filthy the cottage was. Especially inviting were the sheets, complete with what appeared as food stains (I hope).

Well, putting the ambiance issues aside, it's time to get to the main course. As my hostess removed her sexy little romper, I noticed a plethora (for those who are a product of the central Florida educational system plethora is defined as numerous, I. E. , a lot) of bruises 20 or 25! I entered a dream state and reminisced about the summer I ran a combine on the wheat harvest she looked as if she had been (accidentally, I am sure) ingested in the combine and spit out into the grain truck. I did not wish to dwell on the minor body imperfections, and my gaze went to her hair which was matted down on one side (the Bob Marley look) and tangled on the other. I commented; "I love what you have done with your hair", whereupon she said with a cute little giggle I just got up and really haven't done anything! Really who would have guessed, I assumed she was blazing a path toward a new fashion trend!

As you can imagine, it is now decision time stay or go; what to do? Well gents, unfortunately I have standards, albeit very, very low standards; so I wished her all the best, and told her, I think I should run home because I forgot to feed my fish.

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[SpaceCoast2]

I about pissed my pants. God Bless You, Wordsmith!

SC2.

Barbie what can be said which has not already been discussed in these hallowed pages! Upon arrival at the private residence located in a "historical" (old, and run down) section of Deland, I was greeted in the front yard and escorted thru a carport area full of trash (I mean antiques), wherein I caught my first glimpse of the lair. Laying in front of me, in a beautiful natural setting (weeds and more antiques scattered about) was the hastily converted detached garage (I mean cottage). The path to the cottage was lined by a decaying 3 foot wide plastic sheet sidewalk ideal for keeping guests from stepping on the rare species of indigenous flora (weeds) or straying into the mud holes along the short walk. (I harkened back to a memory of the gardens of Givenchy where Monet did his finest work).

As I strolled the path, another woman departed from the cottage. I queried as to who was this person, who physically reminded me of a matron at the county jail I once had the pleasure to meet. Well it turns out, Barbie has a "sister" (they are always introduced as a relative) who bears no resemblances at all to the hostess perhaps a coincidence but I digress.

Upon entering the cottage, I was greeted by a room which had not yet been serviced by housekeeping. My first thought was to suggest calling the front desk and complaining, however, due to the Covid thing I assumed maid service had been suspended for the past 6 months at least I think you get my drift as to how filthy the cottage was. Especially inviting were the sheets, complete with what appeared as food stains (I hope).

Well, putting the ambiance issues aside, it's time to get to the main course. As my hostess removed her sexy little romper, I noticed a plethora (for those who are a product of the central Florida educational system plethora is defined as numerous, I. E. , a lot) of bruises 20 or 25! I entered a dream state and reminisced about the summer I ran a combine on the wheat harvest she looked as if she had been (accidentally, I am sure) ingested in the combine and spit out into the grain truck. I did not wish to dwell on the minor body imperfections, and my gaze went to her hair which was matted down on one side (the Bob Marley look) and tangled on the other. I commented; "I love what you have done with your hair", whereupon she said with a cute little giggle I just got up and really haven't done anything! Really who would have guessed, I assumed she was blazing a path toward a new fashion trend!

As you can imagine, it is now decision time stay or go; what to do? Well gents, unfortunately I have standards, albeit very, very low standards; so I wished her all the best, and told her, I think I should run home because I forgot to feed my fish.

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/barbie...prise/31370056

[Nikka]

Please refer to the News and Media thread foe an update on Smitten Kitten aka Dallas Wass.

[NSB200]

Barbie – what can be said which has not already been discussed in these hallowed pages! Upon arrival at the private residence located in a "historical" (old, and run down) section of Deland, I was greeted in the front yard and escorted thru a carport area full of trash (I mean antiques), wherein I caught my first glimpse of the lair. Laying in front of me, in a beautiful natural setting (weeds and more antiques scattered about) was the hastily converted detached garage (I mean cottage). The path to the cottage was lined by a decaying 3 foot wide plastic sheet sidewalk – ideal for keeping guests from stepping on the rare species of indigenous flora (weeds) or straying into the mud holes along the short walk. (I harkened back to a memory of the gardens of Givenchy where Monet did his finest work).

As I strolled the path, another woman departed from the cottage. I queried as to who was this person, who physically reminded me of a matron at the county jail I once had the pleasure to meet. Well it turns out, Barbie has a "sister" (they are always introduced as a relative) who bears no resemblances at all to the hostess – perhaps a coincidence – but I digress.

Upon entering the cottage, I was greeted by a room which had not yet been serviced by housekeeping. My first thought was to suggest calling the front desk and complaining, however, due to the Covid thing I assumed maid service had been suspended – for the past 6 months at least – I think you get my drift as to how filthy the cottage was. Especially inviting were the sheets, complete with what appeared as food stains (I hope).

Well, putting the ambiance issues aside, it's time to get to the main course. As my hostess removed her sexy little romper, I noticed a plethora (for those who are a product of the central Florida educational system – plethora is defined as numerous, I. E. , a lot) of bruises – 20 or 25! I entered a dream state and reminisced about the summer I ran a combine on the wheat harvest – she looked as if she had been (accidentally, I am sure) ingested in the combine and spit out into the grain truck. I did not wish to dwell on the minor body imperfections, and my gaze went to her hair which was matted down on one side (the Bob Marley look) and tangled on the other. I commented; "I love what you have done with your hair", whereupon she said with a cute little giggle – I just got up and really haven't done anything! Really – who would have guessed, I assumed she was blazing a path toward a new fashion trend!

As you can imagine, it is now decision time – stay or go; what to do? Well gents, unfortunately I have standards, albeit very, very low standards; so I wished her all the best, and told her, I think I should run home because I forgot to feed my fish.

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/barbie...prise/31370056

[NoFear101]

I would not advise to see her. Kitty was very stinky and I had to stop visit and leave.

And she demanded to know my name and the name of who gave me her number. I told her I saw her on STG and she called me and started screaming at me! Was kinda scary! Probably not going to be a "submissive" date opportunity to say the least! Oh well, just another reason to stay on hiatus in the wonderful world of hobbying! Smh.

[HoWrangler]

http://daytona.skipthegames.com/fema...w/596253112834

I would not advise to see her. Kitty was very stinky and I had to stop visit and leave.

[Jimmer76]

Had another awesome dream with an Orlando hottie. Sofia. Brazilian. Good English, smokin' hot body. Looks true to pictures except she is taller in my dream. Nice high end condo near Universal Studios, easy access. Met me at the door in a hot dress that showed off her ASSets! Started with LFK and then she wantingly dropped to her knees for BBBJ. After 5-10 min, and almost blowing, she put the cover on and started we started in mish, after 10 min, she jumped up and dropped to her knees again, pulled the cover off and went in for more BBBJ. Almost blew again but had to get some K9. Holy $h!t she is hot. Was a great time!! $$.5 / hr Orlando boards have more reviews.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...scorts/1839282