Massage Parlor Reports

[MoneyT]

Do not waste your time on this one.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/158413

I tell her I'm not driving because of a hip / leg injury, she then tells me she doesn't see guys who "walk up. " Her reason is because she doesn't give out her address. I tell her that's literally impossible, Crickets since. Much better out there.

[Avg Joe]

Does anybody know if phase 4, which starts on Friday, will allow for 1 hour massage sessions? Thank you.

I don't know about Friday but in the past 6 weeks I have had more than several 1 hour AMP & APT FS sessions, some of which I wrote reviews about. Others have also written about 1 hour sessions they had as well so it has been available.

[StanleyStankas]

I asked an AMP the same thing! She said, "What difference does it make? I'll get you to blow in under 30" She was right with a few minutes to spare!!

And in this current environment she should consider drive up! Blow and go! Possibly it would fly along heim out by here. One never knows with all the shady little places we have over here!

[TheNewGuy1234]

Been lurking for a bit but does anyone have a report on latin spa / touch been seeing their ads a lot lately.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/137220

[GoTSnow78]

Pretty new to all of this but decided to post a review of a providerI tried out a little while ago - https://chicago.rubratings.com/142562.

She's nice, located in a small studio and clean table. But she doesn't really look anything like the pictures and gave a light massage. On the flip she didn't really seem too into it, gave some decent dirty talk but wouldn't even user her whole hand just a couple fingers. All in all, I wouldn't repeat.

[UncleNutzy]

How are you so sure you got it from the MP? You can really get it from anywhere.

OP wasn't necessarily saying he got COVID from the MP. I think he's just warning us that he has it, and saw 2 different MPs. The important thing would be to know who he saw and where, but he's radio silent now. Stay safe why'all.

[HanginBalls]

Does anybody know if phase 4, which starts on Friday, will allow for 1 hour massage sessions? Thank you.

I asked an AMP the same thing! She said, "What difference does it make? I'll get you to blow in under 30" She was right with a few minutes to spare!!

[RationalityLoL]

It was the only person I was with in 3 months. I got a fever and very swollen nodes in my throat 5 days after I saw her. I work in a hospital and confided in a friend that is a MD. It was jyst wrong of me to do oral on a woman that works in the trades. For all I know she bareback and the previous guy shot his shit down there. Any way my original question pertains to has anyone on here got an STD from RECEIVING oral. Do you guys feel safe getting a BBBJ?

Bro, I wasnt doubting you, I was asking the other guy who got covid recently and suggesting he may have gotten it from an MP.

Anyways, to answer your question, getting an std from RECEIVING oral, is relatively very low. If you do get anything from it, its normally not anything very serious either.

I think getting an STD from a girl in the trades is a lot higher risk to get an STD.

[StanleyStankas]

Hi ChiAdventure,

How about reading some of the previous reports then going on a little ADVENTURE and reporting back to the forum.

You have six damn posts. All asking and NOT contributing.

Devlin

Right is right and even though I might get thrashed here I am with devlin on this. You have to look through these threads and yea sometimes that can take a long time, however most all the needed info is right here. Just imo. Stay safe all. Stosh.

[Devlin]

Hi ChiAdventure,

How about reading some of the previous reports then going on a little ADVENTURE and reporting back to the forum.

You have six damn posts. All asking and NOT contributing.

Devlin

[ChiAdventure]

Can anyone direct message me the names of any "happy ending" massage parlors in Chicago? I prefer Caucasian women but am open to anyone outside that.

[Walker333]

It was the only person I was with in 3 months. I got a fever and very swollen nodes in my throat 5 days after I saw her. I work in a hospital and confided in a friend that is a MD. It was jyst wrong of me to do oral on a woman that works in the trades. For all I know she bareback and the previous guy shot his shit down there. Any way my original question pertains to has anyone on here got an STD from RECEIVING oral. Do you guys feel safe getting a BBBJ?

No, we / I don't feel safe getting BBBJ, because it's always risky to exchange bodily fluids (there could be some traces of blood etc in them). Although, it's definitely not as risky as BBFS.

[UBeMyFriend99]

How are you so sure you got it from the MP? You can really get it from anywhere.

It was the only person I was with in 3 months. I got a fever and very swollen nodes in my throat 5 days after I saw her. I work in a hospital and confided in a friend that is a MD. It was jyst wrong of me to do oral on a woman that works in the trades. For all I know she bareback and the previous guy shot his shit down there. Any way my original question pertains to has anyone on here got an STD from RECEIVING oral. Do you guys feel safe getting a BBBJ?

[RationalityLoL]

I tested positive for COVID today. I visited MP twice since they had reopened. Most recently 2 weeks ago. I'm under self quarantine now, be safe out there.

How are you so sure you got it from the MP? You can really get it from anywhere.

[Radik7]

Without doing contact tracing, and assuming this individual had NO CONTACT with anyone under the stay at home order, nor did anyone else in their household, one's hard pressed to say they caught COVID-19 from a massage parlor. He says he been going to MPs for over two weeks. Has he been wearing a mask while outside? Even though required in IL, I've seen a ton of people WITHOUT mask, and vinyl gloves on, or maintaining proper social distancing.

Everyone is a grownup (hopefully) on this site. Until a reliable vaccine is available, the safest way is to either permanent quarantine yourself and have no or extremely minimal contact with others, or assume everyone has this virus and adjust your behavior as such. To out a MP, without a health department announcing that an worker has tested positive, is libelous. We all make choices here. But without definitive proof that someone caught this from a particular MP, don't mention any establishment.

I agree. I'm not suggesting I got the infection from the MP.

I'm saying I could have been sick when I visited.

I'm not publicly posting any names. DM me if you want details.