Humaniplexx

[OcStyle]

I saw her once when she had a different handle. She has been around for awhile with 4 or 5 previous handles. I saw her in Huntington Beach and what an awful experience. I set up an appointment up for the morning and when I get there, nothing. I text and call but no response so I leave. She gets back to me 3 hours later and tells me to come back and I do. I get there and she looks like she has been up all night and she just looks awful. According to HX math, she is 40 but in reality, more like mid 50's and I am not a boomer so the age kinda bothers but she has big tits. I get to her place and she goes to the bathroom but she stays in there for over an hour. When she finally gets out, I ask to take a shower and I do but there is drug paraphernalia everywhere in the bathroom. I get out and we get on the bed. She starts to suck my dick but her teeth are fucked up and gives one of the toothiest blowjobs I have ever had and it is quite painful. While she is sucking it, she keeps nodding off and that is annoying because her head just falls into my leg. Anyways she starts to ride me and I fill her up with my cum. We rest and start up again and she still keeps nodding off when she is sucking my dick. She said she wants to get fucked in the ass and I fuck her in the ass and cum inside her again. She asks to pass the cup by the bed and she squirts out the semen from her pussy and ass to pour the cup and she drinks it. I lay down and she gets her phone and show me videos of the men who fucked her before I got there that morning and also came inside her. I did not want to see that. If a tanned anorexic drugged out granny with ridiculous rock hard tits with leathery skin who is not all there your idea of a dream woman, I will pass.

Going through the ladies I've seen lately and thought I'd update a few experiences. First off Nikki https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/NikkiRae.

First off, here is the note I made for myself on her profile: "Babe. Babe and a half. Down to earth!" I've seen her a few times now and every time is a little better. Treat her well and she'll do the same. No drama, loves what she does, and comes off as a genuinely nice person. Long story short: if you like busty blonde and toned then she's your girl. But let's get to the nitty gritty.

L: She is a bombshell. Her pics are great but they don't do her justice. Every time I've seen her she is made up, lingerie and heels. She's tall (maybe 5'7" Her boobs are great. Big and soft.

A: She's a sweetheart. Easy communication. Eager in the session, and makes you feel like you've known her for a while.

S: Service is everything she say's it'll be. She's passionate and seems to really be into it. BBBJ, daty (highly recommend), and I've tired a few positions with her. Standard stuff but I'm sure she'd be open to suggestions within reason.

E: Can't remember what her hhr and hr rates are and I'd rather not say than be wrong. But she gives them upfront and it wasn't anything outrageous.

Are: Have and will continue to repeat.

[HapaBoy86]

Saw this wannabe suicide gal. Well those are her pics and when the door opened it was here. But, about 30-40 lbs heavier and a chunky monkey!

Kinda matched that tats in my mind to the pics in person. But, fairly innocent but friendly and had to take the lead.

Entrance fee was $$$ and was full GFE. Light lfk but lighted up with full dfk after several minutes.

Wanted extra $$$ for going skinny dipping but I said "no" joy. Saved my extra $$$ for another gal.

[TerrificEnigma]

She has been on my radar for some time. How tall is she? Looks tall in photos but can't say for sure.

Prefer small spinners but won't miss this opportunity on this dime piece.

To be honest, I don't remember that well how tall she was but I don't remember her being tall. I could be wrong but she might've been 5'4" or 5'5". I saw her near LAX and she seemed like a sweet and submissive girl. Some of the other girls from this crew are taller.

[FlyPunter]

Chicks with ankle monitors are the best! That means they are on house arrest and lonely af. So when you visit them, they are so happy to see you to end the monotony and loneliness. My old UTR regular used to have an ankle monitor. OMG she used me as an outlet for whatever excitement I can bring to her life. I would just spend hours and hours at her apartment and she let me do pretty much anything I wanted. BBFSCIP, 69, DATY, BBBJDT, CIM, DFK. The only thing we didn't do was Greek because she was just too small and too tight.

Steak.

LOL, great tactic and very interesting specific category of provider!

[ChrisPoontang]

I agree. They are sexy as Hell on a woman.

Had the pleasure of seeing two ladies that were being monitored. A total turn on.

Saw a young hottie in Wally World sporting one recently and I approached her but she was with an older woman that chased me off.

That was probably her mother and I can picture moms going into the cleaning section to get a broom to chase you off as you ogled her firm and curvy daughter.

[Rrod1114]

I had a very similar experience with EmmaFlores99 although I didn't record my session. I don't blame anyone for that though. Accurate pictures. Very good with DFK, sloppy BBBJ, took direction well and this girl definitely loves DATY. Although she didn't cum, I don't think any of her moaning was faked. As Steak said, it helps if you speak Spanish. Seems to be part of a Mexican crew with plenty of hot girls. Claimed to be a medical student that will be in and out as time allows and as needed.

She has been on my radar for some time. How tall is she? Looks tall in photos but can't say for sure.

Prefer small spinners but won't miss this opportunity on this dime piece.

[Vbgent4u2c]

Chicks with ankle monitors are the best! That means they are on house arrest and lonely af. So when you visit them, they are so happy to see you to end the monotony and loneliness. My old UTR regular used to have an ankle monitor. OMG she used me as an outlet for whatever excitement I can bring to her life. I would just spend hours and hours at her apartment and she let me do pretty much anything I wanted. BBFSCIP, 69, DATY, BBBJDT, CIM, DFK. The only thing we didn't do was Greek because she was just too small and too tight.

Steak.

I agree. They are sexy as Hell on a woman.

Had the pleasure of seeing two ladies that were being monitored. A total turn on.

Saw a young hottie in Wally World sporting one recently and I approached her but she was with an older woman that chased me off.

[SteakTartare]

Chicks with ankle monitors are the best! That means they are on house arrest and lonely af. So when you visit them, they are so happy to see you to end the monotony and loneliness. My old UTR regular used to have an ankle monitor. OMG she used me as an outlet for whatever excitement I can bring to her life. I would just spend hours and hours at her apartment and she let me do pretty much anything I wanted. BBFSCIP, 69, DATY, BBBJDT, CIM, DFK. The only thing we didn't do was Greek because she was just too small and too tight.

Steak.

I know its been said before. But, guess be proud to wear that ankle monitor!

Look at her profile pic and its in her album Petite Latina Treat (Oct 3, 2016).

[HapaBoy86]

I know its been said before. But, guess be proud to wear that ankle monitor!

Look at her profile pic and its in her album Petite Latina Treat (Oct 3, 2016).

[SteakTartare]

You lucky man, She knows you're neutered and you showed her test results and maybe you've visited her many times. She's smart, she know how to maintain the cash flow.
I just made a 1 time visit to see if it's worth investing, I didn't think so, she was high as a kite, but she had a good back view though, except for that. I don't think it was worth it. YMMV.

Yeah I get it. I have lots of "one-and-done" chicks also. We just didn't click. Maybe she was having a bad day, who knows? But this is a wide-open market place and the girl has one chance with me to make a good impression. You didn't click with Cassidy, so you moved on. Good move. Like I said, Cassidy and I have history. The guys here text her and she will text back her rates. I don't get those same rates. So for the price, my experience with a drop dead gorgeous blonde for a non-GFE date is better than jacking off at home, and it's nice to say hi to an old friend, just like you and your Russian regular.

Steak.

[TerrificEnigma]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/EmmaFlores99

Had the pleasure of using Emma's perfect body for 1 hour in LA. She is part of a Latina crew on Hx that has spoiled us fuckers with some of the hottest chicks on Hx. Her booker is one of the easiest to work with as I have dealt with them a few times. They only have incalls at upscale hotels so if you are a fan of cheap ass NoTellMotels, sorry dude. Here is the menu the booker sent via PM: GFE very sweet lfk dfk CBJ BBBJ dt fiv daty / dato cfs cob cot msog (hour) CIM +40 Pics / video +100. I went for the VIP package of 1 hour with MSOG, pics / vid, and CIM. She opened the hotel door and was wearing this skin tight dress and OMG, her perfect Coke bottle body is quite obvious. Speaks about 5 words of English LOL. Let me tell you, it really helps to speak Spanish if you want to have a much better experience with this crew. She appreciated why linguistic skills both literally and figuratively. I set my camera on the TV stand pointing towards the bed and went to town. Large man-made boobs, tiny waist, firm bubble butt, long dark hair, and a sweet, sweet pussy. This girl loves DATY and was very vocal as I lapped up her clit and hole. Her BBBJ is passionate, sloppy, and constant eye-contact. I gave specific instructions on how I like it and she obeyed all my orders. CFS mish and this girl attacked my mouth with her tongue and I think was trying to do a tonsillectomy on me LOL then finished with BBBJCIM during 69. She is such a passionate kisser and was biting my lips gently and we never stopped DFK. A little break then switch to doggie position and I DATO for 5 minutes. Her bunghole smelled so nice. More BBBJ, then I made this chick work with CG as I aggressively punished her large boobs. Round 2 was CFS K-9 and holy shit her ass is heaven and finished again with BBBJCIM during 69. This is my preferred way to finish if I can't have BBFS.

Here are some of her HX profile pics and screenshots of the first 5 minutes of the hour video, while talking to her before I buried my face in her snatch, as the next 50 minutes of footage is just too intense to be shown publicly LOL.

Steak.

I had a very similar experience with EmmaFlores99 although I didn't record my session. I don't blame anyone for that though. Accurate pictures. Very good with DFK, sloppy BBBJ, took direction well and this girl definitely loves DATY. Although she didn't cum, I don't think any of her moaning was faked. As Steak said, it helps if you speak Spanish. Seems to be part of a Mexican crew with plenty of hot girls. Claimed to be a medical student that will be in and out as time allows and as needed.

[DreamFreez]

Definitely YMMV with Cassidy. I have a long history with her. Cassidy loves when I suck on her amazing boobs. I motorboat them all the time. And after I cum, I grind her pussy and stay inside for a few seconds while she milks my cock with her tightness. Feels amazing. When I pull out, the condom has a huge load of hot jizz. She knows how to drain my balls. During mish, her arms are wrapped tightly around my neck and head and she lets me kiss her face, light pecks on the lips, and suck on her tits. The mish screenshot with her arms around my neck is after I came, and I stayed in that position for another 30 seconds or so. She has seen my test results and she knows I been neutered. She certainly is not worried about STD or pregnancy with me, but I am not surprised your session with her was meh.

Steak.

You lucky man, She knows you're neutered and you showed her test results and maybe you've visited her many times. She's smart, she know how to maintain the cash flow.

I just made a 1 time visit to see if it's worth investing, I didn't think so, she was high as a kite, but she had a good back view though, except for that. I don't think it was worth it. YMMV.

My opinion: I like the girls who want to do this because the like doing it, I don't like the girls who half ass it for the bills, I see this Russian chick every two months who's on the higher end, she sees around 6-8 clients a month, that's right a month, after a date with her I feel baptized and reborn, she's been taking this Covid seriously so she's been out since Feb, miss her so much, she's from seattle.

Even with your wife or girlfriend, you're not going to get DT, Greek, DAto and all the good stuff after a year or two LOL. That's why I monger to get that satisfaction, to see these chicks do it because they love doing it and they say the best things you want to hear while doing it. Hahaha. I m not into forced dates, If the chick is not into it and acting all business like trying to up sell, I just walk away, you can't do much about such dates other than trying what fits you.

[SteakTartare]

Definitely YMMV with Cassidy. I have a long history with her. Cassidy loves when I suck on her amazing boobs. I motorboat them all the time. And after I cum, I grind her pussy and stay inside for a few seconds while she milks my cock with her tightness. Feels amazing. When I pull out, the condom has a huge load of hot jizz. She knows how to drain my balls. During mish, her arms are wrapped tightly around my neck and head and she lets me kiss her face, light pecks on the lips, and suck on her tits. The mish screenshot with her arms around my neck is after I came, and I stayed in that position for another 30 seconds or so. She has seen my test results and she knows I been neutered. She certainly is not worried about STD or pregnancy with me, but I am not surprised your session with her was meh.

Steak.

Saw that Cassidy chick who offers non GFE, her PD is joyrosee, she doesn't even let you suck on tits, and she pulls your little man out when you start to cum, which doesn't make the experience pleasant, and it's not even BBFS, I think she's worried about that 1% chance of getting pregnant while having a condom on.

[TnaStylez]

Are you suggesting that the front page of the Interwebz has girls advertising? I've seen the worker threads where they ***** a lot but that's it. Would love more insight.

Not openly advertising but they are not hiding the fact they are working girls. I feel bad for the dudes taking their advice; BBBJ are evil and deposits are necessary. Smh.

[KPMurse]

I'm sure many of you have seen her, but I haven't seen much information on her. Her pics are a bit edited, but its her. She's Caucasian, despite her lics leading me to believe she's some type of Asian mix.

Performance was great. Open to many positions, and as I asked. No BBFS, didn't even try as I'm not into that.

BJ, standing BJ, throat fucking, standing doggy, and missionary also standing. She seemed uncomfortable at time, but she is small so.

I'd repeat, but only after I tried some other girls from the QoD crew.