Massage Parlor Reports

**Pelorus** · 05-27-20 08:30

I had an appointment scheduled with Layla last Friday. I've been seeing her almost weekly as of late but, she turned out to be a no-show. Very unusual!

I've followed up with a couple of text messages inquiring if she was okay, but again no response. She has always been reliable. Does anyone know if she's alright?

**GoodGuyInGR** · 05-27-20 00:13

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

I assume TGTBT. If anyone knows different please let us know.

Just saw her this evening. Pics are really old and has put on weight. Massage consisted of rubbing hand lotion on your back. Quick to flip and decent HJ. Not FS.

**AngusGuy** · 05-26-20 08:42

Originally Posted by Ecuyer [View Original Post]

Been wanting to post this for some time. Have a lot of time right now like everyone else. I am from the Detroit Forum. Spent some time in Grand Rapids last September as I had to dock in Saugatuck due to bad weather. The seas were angry that day my friend. Great docking facility but not quite my type of town. Drove a rental to Grand Rapids where I was told there were many Brew Pubs and Massage Parlors. Two of my favorite. Google sent me to Touch of Paradise. Not very busy due to weather I guess. Jennifer was my SP. . 6 for the hour. Reasonable. I hate negotiating so I placed $. 20 in plain view and assumed the postion on the table. Brief interogation session to confirm I wasn't LEO. She asked if I had any specific area that needed attention. LOL. You know who needs attention I replied. Jennifer must have taken that as being too forward for a first time client. From that point she became abrupt. Just going through the motions. I brushed her leg lightly whenever she got close. Just pulled away. Come flip time she jackhammers me. I remind her how much I left and she says "fine". Strips and gives me a quick slide. A little play with the bolt-ons. Out the door shortly after. Not pleasant. I sense much more is being offered at this spa. I would appreciate a PM from a local who may have recieved somewhat more than a HJ and quick slide. BJ maybe? I Planning on coming back this summer out of convenience. Has to be more on the menu there. I will gladly reciprocate information from the Metro area. Can't believe this place is operating with that kind of attitude.

I hear from some Detroit mongers that Jennifer does FS in the Detroit area on occasion. Not sure where. I will be in Grand Rapids for monthly meetings starting in August. Can the Grand Rapiids Forum confirm that FS is available at her spa. PM's I received so far give her high marks. PM. Looking forward to visiting GR. I hear great bars and A class ladies. Play safe. Don't be sorry.

**Randy2018** · 05-24-20 00:35

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

I concur, Simply Sweet is the real deal.

Great massage and good, not excellent HJ.

Might be excellent if she turned up the heat a little.

No roaming under or over her clothes.

The awesome massage makes up for the lack of erotic HJ.

If you want the HJ you have to ask for a release. That's her code for HJ.

I will repeat.

I tried connecting with her a few times in the past but never heard back from her. Can't use the code for release if you can't connect. A straight massage is easily acquired with no hassle. For that matter so is a HJ.

**Moonglow913** · 05-22-20 09:42

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

I concur, Simply Sweet is the real deal.

Great massage and good, not excellent HJ.

Might be excellent if she turned up the heat a little.

No roaming under or over her clothes.

The awesome massage makes up for the lack of erotic HJ.

If you want the HJ you have to ask for a release. That's her code for HJ.

I will repeat.

Sounds like a session with Perri.

**Benz1** · 05-21-20 21:46

Originally Posted by LostRdr [View Original Post]

Great, professional massage. I've never had a bad visit. She has recently added the bit about the pickle tickle, but I have yet to ask for it. I go to her when I actually need my muscles worked on. She is really nice and operates out of her home. Be nice to her.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/260353234213

I concur, Simply Sweet is the real deal.

Great massage and good, not excellent HJ.

Might be excellent if she turned up the heat a little.

No roaming under or over her clothes.

The awesome massage makes up for the lack of erotic HJ.

If you want the HJ you have to ask for a release. That's her code for HJ.

I will repeat.

**GuitarGod19** · 05-21-20 21:00

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

I assume TGTBT. If anyone knows different please let us know.

She seemed legit when I texted her the other day. Was quoted 80 hhr 160 hr plus tip, no FS.

**Moonglow913** · 05-21-20 17:29

Originally Posted by MrLimpBiscuit [View Original Post]

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...h/380762114112

I assume TGTBT. If anyone knows different please let us know.

**Moonglow913** · 05-21-20 17:28

Originally Posted by LostRdr [View Original Post]

Great, professional massage. I've never had a bad visit. She has recently added the bit about the pickle tickle, but I have yet to ask for it. I go to her when I actually need my muscles worked on. She is really nice and operates out of her home. Be nice to her.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/260353234213

I assume she means HJ. Good professional massage with a nice HJ is always a nice thing. Anyone have any intel. Wish she would use something else than such a stupid term as "tickle the pickle".

**LostRdr** · 05-21-20 08:08

Great, professional massage. I've never had a bad visit. She has recently added the bit about the pickle tickle, but I have yet to ask for it. I go to her when I actually need my muscles worked on. She is really nice and operates out of her home. Be nice to her.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/260353234213

**MrLimpBiscuit** · 05-20-20 04:46

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...h/380762114112

**MrLimpBiscuit** · 05-19-20 17:17

Anyone familiar w her. Dark hair pretty.

**IrishGuy77** · 05-18-20 23:04

I've always contacted them days ahead if I had to cancel. Never last minute. Never had a problem with them wanting to see me again. Show them some respect, and they will show you some love. Stay safe. Irish.

**NoseJelly** · 05-18-20 19:09

Looks like we've come full circle with no shows and time wasters. Back in the day, a Monger was 5000 times more likely to get ganked by a Provider than vice versa. When a provider got ganked, the Monger and his phone number, etc went on the do not see list the Ladies had going. Not to long ago, the Asian MPs would pass this info around. Maybe they still do. Looks like the times have changed boys! Yet another reason why some of us prefer to Monger in other Countries.

NJ.

**Monger01** · 05-18-20 16:26

I hear the same. That and asking for pics. Its a serious problem on top of the noshows they deal with. I often state in opening text that I never noshow just to get that settled out front.

Originally Posted by Grmojo [View Original Post]

Many SPs have shown me texts / chat where most who contact them make a sport out of wasting their time. Anyone who posted a Facebook ad can relate.