Massage Parlor Reports

[JolieThornDog]

So this 50 yr old AMP lady I've been bangin' calls me up and asks me to pick up some groceries and she'll repay me with a b / j. I blow about $30 on groceries and head to her place. She answers the door in a granny robe and tells me to sit and have tea with her while she makes some type of Asian soup. After we eat she spreads her legs and invites me to eat her pussy. She cums and says "We need to fuck"! We go to her bed and she reaches 4 a condom and starts to blow me. I said, " WTF!! Last two times we played there was no protection! We 69'd each other raw! We fucked raw!! I came inside her bare! We even ate each others asses out for an extended period of time!! We even washed our mouths out after analingus because we both thought we ingested some fecal fluids! Plus, I just went down on her and she squirted on me! WTF! We got down to fucking (covered) and after 15 minutes she was sore! She got off and started sucking me off covered with her cum juices on it (eye roll). When asked 4 a prostate she put a glove on!! Sheesh!! After I blew she dispensed the result on my chest and rubbed it in! She said, " She just wanted to be cautious due to Covid! I said," we fucked twice in the last week! What gives?" She just gave me a dumbfounded look and rolled over to sleep!!

The way things are right now I'd GLADLY take that.

[TJGeek]

I have question that's probably going to sound really stupid, so please forgive me. The question is this: Is the "Milwaukee" on CLM's schedule referring to the city of Milwaukee, or Milwaukee Ave? I see that their website lists Chicago, Hubbard, O'Hare, and Milwaukee; so I figured it was the city. However, I've never seen CLM mentioned on the Milwaukee boards. I'm from Wisconsin, so I look at the Milwaukee and Madison boards frequently. If they have ladies in Milwaukee, WI; I'd certainly be interested in giving them a try. Thanks for any input.

Sorry to disappoint but the Milwaukee location is near Milwaukee Ave and I-90/94 merge in Chicago.

[RattleHead]

https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/

I have question that's probably going to sound really stupid, so please forgive me. The question is this: Is the "Milwaukee" on CLM's schedule referring to the city of Milwaukee, or Milwaukee Ave? I see that their website lists Chicago, Hubbard, O'Hare, and Milwaukee; so I figured it was the city. However, I've never seen CLM mentioned on the Milwaukee boards. I'm from Wisconsin, so I look at the Milwaukee and Madison boards frequently. If they have ladies in Milwaukee, WI; I'd certainly be interested in giving them a try. Thanks for any input.

[HanginBalls]

People just mind their own business and leave others be. I mean with cell phones everyone is a f**kin cop these days! Ok someone reports that the place is open so obviously they are not a customer so why care?

So this 50 yr old AMP lady I've been bangin' calls me up and asks me to pick up some groceries and she'll repay me with a b / j. I blow about $30 on groceries and head to her place. She answers the door in a granny robe and tells me to sit and have tea with her while she makes some type of Asian soup. After we eat she spreads her legs and invites me to eat her pussy. She cums and says "We need to fuck"! We go to her bed and she reaches 4 a condom and starts to blow me. I said, " WTF!! Last two times we played there was no protection! We 69'd each other raw! We fucked raw!! I came inside her bare! We even ate each others asses out for an extended period of time!! We even washed our mouths out after analingus because we both thought we ingested some fecal fluids! Plus, I just went down on her and she squirted on me! WTF! We got down to fucking (covered) and after 15 minutes she was sore! She got off and started sucking me off covered with her cum juices on it (eye roll). When asked 4 a prostate she put a glove on!! Sheesh!! After I blew she dispensed the result on my chest and rubbed it in! She said, " She just wanted to be cautious due to Covid! I said," we fucked twice in the last week! What gives?" She just gave me a dumbfounded look and rolled over to sleep!!

[HanginBalls]

What is CLM?

Cum Last Motherfucker!! Lololol.

[BluePillow]

What is CLM?

https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/

[GoldenGreek]

What is CLM?

[TJGeek]

Saw Lexi & Maya.

Lexi is a big but short girl, if you're into that. Maya is a big but taller girl. Both were decent, but felt a little rushed.

CLM girls are now asking for $2 for FS, $1 for BJ, which is a rip off imo!

Would anyone recommend Sarah, Jessica, (heard those two are $1 FS unless that's changed), or anyone else? Been curious about Lilly, Ivy, and Claire.

Thanks for the report on Lexi. I wanted to see her but it sounds like her picture is not accurate. Saw Jessica twice, both times were a blast. Saw Sarah once and was fun, want to see again. Neither of them were rushed, take a look at my past posts for details. Claire has good reviews but have not seen her. Would like to see Lilly but doesn't seem to be around. Kayah did not impress me.

[GWheaton]

Saw Lexi & Maya.

Lexi is a big but short girl, if you're into that. Maya is a big but taller girl. Both were decent, but felt a little rushed.

CLM girls are now asking for $2 for FS, $1 for BJ, which is a rip off imo!

Would anyone recommend Sarah, Jessica, (heard those two are $1 FS unless that's changed), or anyone else? Been curious about Lilly, Ivy, and Claire.

I have seen quite a few girls there. Lexi is the all time worst. I don't know why people waste their money on her. Jenny is fun but I think she is trying to raise her price. Sandra was fun and can take a pounding. Jessica is a lot of fun. Kasia was 100 for FS but her pics are fake and she is kind of chubby. Victoria is next on my list. 200 for me would not be worth it. I know a couple SA girls that wouldnfuck for less.

[ADAvet101]

Saw Lexi & Maya.

Lexi is a big but short girl, if you're into that. Maya is a big but taller girl. Both were decent, but felt a little rushed.

CLM girls are now asking for $2 for FS, $1 for BJ, which is a rip off imo!

Would anyone recommend Sarah, Jessica, (heard those two are $1 FS unless that's changed), or anyone else? Been curious about Lilly, Ivy, and Claire.

Just visited there a couple days ago. Saw Melissa. Mid thitips. And the pictures don't do her justice. She has a tight MILF body with amazing tits. Damage was house fee plus 150 for FS. Kinda the dirty housewife next door who looks innocent but is really a sexpot.

[BluePillow]

Saw Lexi & Maya.

Lexi is a big but short girl, if you're into that. Maya is a big but taller girl. Both were decent, but felt a little rushed.

CLM girls are now asking for $2 for FS, $1 for BJ, which is a rip off imo!

Would anyone recommend Sarah, Jessica, (heard those two are $1 FS unless that's changed), or anyone else? Been curious about Lilly, Ivy, and Claire.

[Bob521]

Good advice. Stay safe.

Bob (and Mei).

Masks on customers, too. When you wear a mask, you're protecting others from you, as much or more as protecting yourself from them.

[George Stark]

Masks on customers, too. When you wear a mask, you're protecting others from you, as much or more as protecting yourself from them.

The workers are really worried about how to avoid the virus. I'm not sure the best approach. But cleanliness and extra disinfection between customers, and probably masks (on the workers) is our thought. Interested in other ideas from the group. (Remember we're a legit store so no exchange of fluids). But other ideas I considered are those infrared thermometers. I thing they function from about 6 inches away. Of course it does not flag an a-symptomatic carrier. Anybody out there have suggestions? Anything that you (the customer) would not object to under the circumstances?

Thanks.

Bob.

[Sam Spade]

You raised an interesting point. Had quite a few customers asking about whether the girls at out shop would do home-based massages or sneak in thru the back door (no pun intended) massages. Our answer is always no, but we'll notify everyone when we do open. Mei and I are in California but we're still running the shop in Buff Grove. The workers are really worried about how to avoid the virus. I'm not sure the best approach. But cleanliness and extra disinfection between customers, and probably masks (on the workers) is our thought. Interested in other ideas from the group. (Remember we're a legit store so no exchange of fluids). But other ideas I considered are those infrared thermometers. I thing they function from about 6 inches away. Of course it does not flag an a-symptomatic carrier. Anybody out there have suggestions? Anything that you (the customer) would not object to under the circumstances?

Thanks.

Bob.

I would not object to paper covering the tables, disinfecting the face hole between customers. At this point you could wipe me down with an alcohol swab and I wouldn't object.

[Bob521]

You raised an interesting point. Had quite a few customers asking about whether the girls at out shop would do home-based massages or sneak in thru the back door (no pun intended) massages. Our answer is always no, but we'll notify everyone when we do open. Mei and I are in California but we're still running the shop in Buff Grove. The workers are really worried about how to avoid the virus. I'm not sure the best approach. But cleanliness and extra disinfection between customers, and probably masks (on the workers) is our thought. Interested in other ideas from the group. (Remember we're a legit store so no exchange of fluids). But other ideas I considered are those infrared thermometers. I thing they function from about 6 inches away. Of course it does not flag an a-symptomatic carrier. Anybody out there have suggestions? Anything that you (the customer) would not object to under the circumstances?

Thanks.

Bob.

Wash your hands, don't pick your nose, avoid large crowds in small spaces. Basically, operate like a semi-clean, half-way decent human being and you don't have a lot to worry about. Google rubratings if you're looking for MTs.