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  1. #7210
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    Posts: 1614

    Charley Sheen was so right!

    I was reminded of that a while back. I was getting my haircut at a local place I frequent and a young 20 something who always flirts with me was cutting my hair and she starts tell me all her problems and with in 20 minutes the idea of banging her was completely gone and the thought of taking my 9 mm and blowing my brains out took over. Fortunately for me she was fired not too long after that so I have not seen her since. She was a hot little thing but I am too old to listen to that bs.

    Stay safe and have fun!

    Quote Originally Posted by RedDog101  [View Original Post]
    As Charley Sheen once said: You're not paying her for sex, you're paying for her to leave.

  2. #7209

    Lol

    Quote Originally Posted by SevenYearMitch  [View Original Post]
    When I shop with Cassie my eyes are always fixated on her perfect "10" ass so I never pay attention to prices (or anything else, LOL). But I'm at my local Publix right now and they have these gorgeous wings (see below) for $5.99 per 22oz package, how many would you like? I think that's kind of steep but it sounds like you're a little desperate so I'm happy to help out a fellow senior monger (there will be a small shipping and handling fee of just $1,000, LOL). They've got some great looking rib eye steaks on sale if you're interested but unfortunately they're still out of toilet paper, sorry! LOL

    SYM
    So funny. Could you share info about cassie? Thanks brother.

  3. #7208
    Quote Originally Posted by OldSchool62  [View Original Post]
    I noticed your local Walmart has chicken wings. May I ask the price per pound? Also. Would you be kind enough to ship some to me, the supermarket shelves are pretty empty here.
    When I shop with Cassie my eyes are always fixated on her perfect "10" ass so I never pay attention to prices (or anything else, LOL). But I'm at my local Publix right now and they have these gorgeous wings (see below) for $5.99 per 22oz package, how many would you like? I think that's kind of steep but it sounds like you're a little desperate so I'm happy to help out a fellow senior monger (there will be a small shipping and handling fee of just $1,000, LOL). They've got some great looking rib eye steaks on sale if you're interested but unfortunately they're still out of toilet paper, sorry! LOL

    SYM
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  4. #7207

    Paying for sex

    Quote Originally Posted by Chow2000  [View Original Post]
    For the over decade of being around the hobby I never realized there was soo much bs. Perhaps it's because I just show up enjoy and head on my way. Sounds like too many guys in here getting waay too into it. , as others have said the whole point of this is to not deal with drama or worrying about getting bitched at LOL. Everyone should enjoy and the takeaway should stop there. Especially now at this crazy time we are all going through we should be helping not causing problems for the.

    Providers and vice versa! Sharing is caring!! On that note I had a great time today so far I'll follow up later about it.
    As Charley Sheen once said: You're not paying her for sex, you're paying for her to leave.

  5. #7206

    Happyinflordia

    Quote Originally Posted by Chow2000  [View Original Post]
    For the over decade of being around the hobby I never realized there was soo much bs. Perhaps it's because I just show up enjoy and head on my way. Sounds like too many guys in here getting waay too into it. , as others have said the whole point of this is to not deal with drama or worrying about getting bitched at LOL. Everyone should enjoy and the takeaway should stop there. Especially now at this crazy time we are all going through we should be helping not causing problems for the.

    Providers and vice versa! Sharing is caring!! On that note I had a great time today so far I'll follow up later about it.
    Well said bro take heed SYM LOL.

  6. #7205
    She thought better than to piss off her friendly movie critic. HAHAHA.

    Quote Originally Posted by SevenYearMitch  [View Original Post]
    Michele1L (Reunited)

    Well that didn't last long! I spent a half hour reuniting with the mesmerizing M1L today, less than 72 hours after our big altercation and me proclaiming I would never forgive her, LMAO (my apologies to the forum for the needless drama!

    Anyways, as the dream commenced and our lips began to touch, the song "Reunited" by Peaches & Herb popped into my head, LOL.

    Link to "Reunited" by Peaches & Herb:
    https://youtu.be/26J0uDIGErM

    Michele reluctantly agreed to role play with me as her student and she as my P. E. Teacher, LOL. I bought a sexy "Coach" costume (by Shirley) with M1 L specifically in mind (see pic below). When I saw M1 L in the outfit I was completely blown away. She was a total knockout and looked way better than the model IMO! I'm hopeful she might one day post some pics on snap in this outfit (hint hint if your reading this Michele, LOL).

    The dream commenced with M1 L blowing her coach's whistle (which came with the costume) to call her PE class to attention. She took attendance and checked to make sure I was properly dressed out for class. She started to DFK me and pull my shorts off so I threatened to report her to the Principal. However, once she put my cock in her mouth I acquiesced to her highly inappropriate behavior, LOL. She continued the abuse with DTBBBJ, 69, RCG, and Mish. Michele kept the outfit on throughout the dream and looked absolutely amazing!

    After the dream we ran a few errands together and stopped off at Planet Smoothie where we continued to smooth things over (pun intended, LOL). I highly recommend the "Mountain Man Crunch" and M1 L seemed to teally enjoy her "Twig & Berries". She somehow managed to spill a bunch of it all over her face whereupon I hit her with the requisite facial jokes, LOL.

    Will repeat! Trusted senior members can PM me for her contact info.

    SYM.

    Edit: Hey Vino, can you please remind me when the next meeting of the "In Love With A Hoe Support Group" is? I need to mark it on my calendar because I'm currently in love with at least 3 of them, LMAO

  7. #7204

    Michele1L (Reunited)

    Michele1L (Reunited)

    Well that didn't last long! So I just got done spending some time reuniting with the mesmerizing Michele1L, less than 72 hours after our big altercation and me proclaiming I would never ever forgive her, LMAO! (My apologies to the forum for all the needless drama - but I think some of you guys actually enjoyed it, LOL)

    Anyways, as the dream commenced and our lips began to touch, the song "Reunited" by Peaches & Herb popped into my head, LOL

    Link to "Reunited" by Peaches & Herb:
    https://youtu.be/26J0uDIGErM

    Michele reluctantly agreed to role play with me as her student and she as my P.E. teacher, LOL. I bought a sexy "Coach" costume (by Shirley) with M1L specifically in mind (see pic of model below). When I saw M1L in the outfit I was completely blown away. She was a total knockout and looked way better than the model IMO! I'm hopeful she might one day post some pics on snap in this outfit (hint, hint just in case you're reading this Michele!)

    My half hour dream commenced with M1L blowing her whistle (which came with the costume) to call her PE class to attention. She took attendance and checked to make sure I was properly dressed out for class. She started to DFK me and pull my shorts off so I threatened to report her to the Principal. However, once she put my cock in her mouth I acquiesced to her highly inappropriate behavior, LOL. She continued the abuse with DTBBBJ, 69, RCG, and Mish. Michele kept the outfit on throughout the dream and looked absolutely amazing!

    After the dream we ran a few errands together and stopped off at Planet Smoothie where we continued to smooth things over (pun intended). I highly recommend the "Mountain Man Crunch" and M1L seemed to really enjoy her "Twig & Berries". She somehow managed to spill a bunch of it all over her gorgeous face whereupon I hit her with the requisite facial jokes which she took in stride, LOL

    Will repeat! Trusted senior members can PM me for her contact info.

    SYM

    Edit: Hey Vino, can you please remind me when the next meeting of the "In Love With A Hoe Support Group" is? I need to mark it on my calendar because I'm currently in love with at least 3 of them, LMAO!
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  8. #7203
    Senior Member


    Posts: 386
    Quote Originally Posted by SevenYearMitch  [View Original Post]
    LOL, it's nice to know I'm not the only one with this weird fetish. I dug up this old pic just for you Du - as you can see Cassie looks fucking amazing just carrying around a basket too! This was taken in early February pre-coronavirus - notice the shit ton of toilet paper still on the shelves - LMAO! BTW, when I told Cassie you said "hi" she said you're a "cool dude", LOL

    SYM
    She has quite a swagger LOL. Spent many a evening at the house with Cassie dancing and singing with her Stella Beer bottle as her Mic. Cool girl need to have her back over.

  9. #7202
    Quote Originally Posted by Du273  [View Original Post]
    Sweet

    I've followed Cassie around a grocery store pushing the cart. A trip I highly recomened. LOL.
    LOL, it's nice to know I'm not the only one with this weird fetish. I dug up this old pic just for you Du - as you can see Cassie looks fucking amazing just carrying around a basket too! This was taken in early February pre-coronavirus - notice the shit ton of toilet paper still on the shelves - LMAO! BTW, when I told Cassie you said "hi" she said you're a "cool dude", LOL

    SYM
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  10. #7201

    Wow

    Quote Originally Posted by PharmaGuy  [View Original Post]
    She has 2 pussies?
    I would love to have a pussy like that. Some high quality puss Wright there.

    FF.

  11. #7200
    Senior Member


    Posts: 386

    Sweet

    Quote Originally Posted by SevenYearMitch  [View Original Post]
    Cassie the Sexy Lioness (Cat Scratch Fever)

    Had an amazeballs time with Cassie today! I'll post some new pics of her below. Call me a perv but for some reason I get really turned on by hot chicks pushing grocery carts, LMAO!

    Cassie introduced me to her twin kittens today that are just the cutest little things (see pic below) you could ever imagine! As I was holding these two little fur balls I was reminded of the song "Cat Scratch Fever", LOL

    Link to "Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent:
    https://youtu.be/q_i1YSa9xww

    The dream started with some beer and TV on the couch. At Cassie's request we watched a bunch of Hardee's and Carl's Jr commercials - seriously! Cassie said she wanted to show me the one with Nina Agdal (see link below), who according to Cassie is Leonardo DiCaprio's ex girlfriend. Cassie admitted to being turned on by this chick (as am I!) which didn't surprise me because I remember when I took Cassie to a strip club last year she seemed to be really turned on by the female dancer who gave us a double lap dance together. So I think Cassie has a bit of a thing for girls too which is fucking awesome! I'll also post a link to my 2nd favorite commercial we saw below, which I think is just a parody and not real, but still awesome!

    Hardee's commercial with Nina Agdal:
    https://youtu.be/2rHXyfcXbG8

    Banned Carl's Jr Superbowl Commercial:
    https://youtu.be/FZIxcKPcsA8

    Needless to say I was ready to rock 'n roll after watching the Hardee's porn with Cassie, LOL, so off to the bedroom we went for a BBBJ and Mish where my sausage lasted less than 10 min in Cassie's oven before it burst.

    Unfortunately, Cassie said that for the time being she only wants to entertain current and former clients that she remembers, sorry noobs!

    Will repeat!
    SYM

    Edit: Good news! Michele1L and I have worked things out already and we have a session scheduled for the very near future - I couldn't be happier! Also, thanks to everyone who took the time to either PM me or post their advice below - it is much appreciated!
    I've followed Cassie around a grocery store pushing the cart. A trip I highly recomened. LOL.

  12. #7199

    Nice

    Quote Originally Posted by SevenYearMitch  [View Original Post]
    Cassie the Sexy Lioness (Cat Scratch Fever)

    Had an amazeballs time with Cassie today! I'll post some new pics of her below. Call me a perv but for some reason I get really turned on by hot chicks pushing grocery carts, LMAO!

    Cassie introduced me to her twin kittens today that are just the cutest little things (see pic below) you could ever imagine! As I was holding these two little fur balls I was reminded of the song "Cat Scratch Fever", LOL

    Link to "Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent:
    https://youtu.be/q_i1YSa9xww

    The dream started with some beer and TV on the couch. At Cassie's request we watched a bunch of Hardee's and Carl's Jr commercials - seriously! Cassie said she wanted to show me the one with Nina Agdal (see link below), who according to Cassie is Leonardo DiCaprio's ex girlfriend. Cassie admitted to being turned on by this chick (as am I!) which didn't surprise me because I remember when I took Cassie to a strip club last year she seemed to be really turned on by the female dancer who gave us a double lap dance together. So I think Cassie has a bit of a thing for girls too which is fucking awesome! I'll also post a link to my 2nd favorite commercial we saw below, which I think is just a parody and not real, but still awesome!

    Hardee's commercial with Nina Agdal:
    https://youtu.be/2rHXyfcXbG8

    Banned Carl's Jr Superbowl Commercial:
    https://youtu.be/FZIxcKPcsA8

    Needless to say I was ready to rock 'n roll after watching the Hardee's porn with Cassie, LOL, so off to the bedroom we went for a BBBJ and Mish where my sausage lasted less than 10 min in Cassie's oven before it burst.

    Unfortunately, Cassie said that for the time being she only wants to entertain current and former clients that she remembers, sorry noobs!

    Will repeat!
    SYM

    Edit: Good news! Michele1L and I have worked things out already and we have a session scheduled for the very near future - I couldn't be happier! Also, thanks to everyone who took the time to either PM me or post their advice below - it is much appreciated!
    Good for you man, I've seen cassie before awhile back but can't get a response from her when I try to call now. She really is a beautiful lady. I tried texting michele but no response either. Happy your getting it though brother.

  13. #7198

    Absolutely Correct

    Quote Originally Posted by TechSticles  [View Original Post]
    You just can't EVER forget that. You pay for the happy fun time, and they get cash to give you the pussy. I know we can all get a feeling of familiarity, but I never lose site of the financial nature of the thing. I have been getting ready to go and had girls tell me I don't have to leave. I leave anyway, because somewhere in their mind they are doing me some sort of favor. I pay for my time and I leave on time. If I want more, I extend it. Keeps these sorts of disagreements pretty much nil, IMO.

    To be fair, I can see where 7YM can start adding all the extras up in his head and feel like he's entitled to some leeway. Personally, I just view it all as sunk cost on an activity that I enjoy.
    I always pay for my time and leave quickly (usually before time is up). I don't care for MSOG. I'm not there for the conversation. Believe me my wife talks plenty!

  14. #7197
    Quote Originally Posted by SevenYearMitch  [View Original Post]
    Cassie the Sexy Lioness (Cat Scratch Fever)

    Had an amazeballs time with Cassie today! I'll post some new pics of her below. Call me a perv but for some reason I get really turned on by hot chicks pushing grocery carts, LMAO!

    Cassie introduced me to her twin kittens today that are just the cutest little things (see pic below) you could ever imagine! As I was holding these two little fur balls I was reminded of the song "Cat Scratch Fever", LOL

    Link to "Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent:
    https://youtu.be/q_i1YSa9xww

    The dream started with some beer and TV on the couch. At Cassie's request we watched a bunch of Hardee's and Carl's Jr commercials - seriously! Cassie said she wanted to show me the one with Nina Agdal (see link below), who according to Cassie is Leonardo DiCaprio's ex girlfriend. Cassie admitted to being turned on by this chick (as am I!) which didn't surprise me because I remember when I took Cassie to a strip club last year she seemed to be really turned on by the female dancer who gave us a double lap dance together. So I think Cassie has a bit of a thing for girls too which is fucking awesome! I'll also post a link to my 2nd favorite commercial we saw below, which I think is just a parody and not real, but still awesome!!
    She has 2 pussies?

  15. #7196

    Cassie the Sexy Lioness (Cat Scratch Fever)

    Cassie the Sexy Lioness (Cat Scratch Fever)

    Had an amazeballs time with Cassie today! I'll post some new pics of her below. Call me a perv but for some reason I get really turned on by hot chicks pushing grocery carts, LMAO!

    Cassie introduced me to her twin kittens today that are just the cutest little things (see pic below) you could ever imagine! As I was holding these two little fur balls I was reminded of the song "Cat Scratch Fever", LOL

    Link to "Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent:
    https://youtu.be/q_i1YSa9xww

    The dream started with some beer and TV on the couch. At Cassie's request we watched a bunch of Hardee's and Carl's Jr commercials - seriously! Cassie said she wanted to show me the one with Nina Agdal (see link below), who according to Cassie is Leonardo DiCaprio's ex girlfriend. Cassie admitted to being turned on by this chick (as am I!) which didn't surprise me because I remember when I took Cassie to a strip club last year she seemed to be really turned on by the female dancer who gave us a double lap dance together. So I think Cassie has a bit of a thing for girls too which is fucking awesome! I'll also post a link to my 2nd favorite commercial we saw below, which I think is just a parody and not real, but still awesome!

    Hardee's commercial with Nina Agdal:
    https://youtu.be/2rHXyfcXbG8

    Banned Carl's Jr Superbowl Commercial:
    https://youtu.be/FZIxcKPcsA8

    Needless to say I was ready to rock 'n roll after watching the Hardee's porn with Cassie, LOL, so off to the bedroom we went for a BBBJ and Mish where my sausage lasted less than 10 min in Cassie's oven before it burst.

    Unfortunately, Cassie said that for the time being she only wants to entertain current and former clients that she remembers, sorry noobs!

    Will repeat!
    SYM

    Edit: Good news! Michele1L and I have worked things out already and we have a session scheduled for the very near future - I couldn't be happier! Also, thanks to everyone who took the time to either PM me or post their advice below - it is much appreciated!
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