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[Member #6313]

This my favorite girl. I've seen her many times. She's cute, sexy and passionate Latina. Always great service in a safe and clean location around Fairfax. You won't regret it.

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Wow, I saw her today too bad I could only stay for a quick visit. She's gorgeous and loves what she does. Her breasts are fantastic. Great head game and CFS. All the pictures on her ad are her in her Apartment. Her place is very nice and spotless. She's very aware of the virus situation and takes a shower before and after and has all the Gel and wipes etc. You can use. She loves DATY but I didn't partake this time. Next time I'll go for the half hour for sure!

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[Creeping]

Tough times call for tough measures.

Important Tax Advice / Economic Stimulus.

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will likely receive another economic stimulus.

It is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q&A format:

Q: What is an Economic Stimulus?

A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q: Where will the government get this money?

A: From taxpayers.

Q: Is the government simply giving me back my own money, then?

A: No, only a smidgen of it.

Q: What is the purpose of this payment?

A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.

Q: Isn't that stimulating the economy of China?

A: Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the USA Economy with your stimulus check. Use it wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.

* if you spend it on gasoline, it money will go to the Arabs.

* if you purchase a computer, it goes to India, Taiwan or China.

* if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

* if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

* if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.

* if you pay your credit card off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in north America by:

(1) Spending it at a yard sale or thrift shop, or.

(2) Go fishing and pay the launch fee.

(3) Spending it on prostitutes, or.

(4) Beer, or.

(5) Tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses still operating here.).

CONCLUSION: Go fishing with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day.

No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.

Do you have a link to the tattooed chick? Otherwise, for the purpose of this forum the post was moot!

Creepin.

[Miketastic69]

Tough times call for tough measures.

Important Tax Advice / Economic Stimulus.

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will likely receive another economic stimulus.

It is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q&A format:

Q: What is an Economic Stimulus?

A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q: Where will the government get this money?

A: From taxpayers.

Q: Is the government simply giving me back my own money, then?

A: No, only a smidgen of it.

Q: What is the purpose of this payment?

A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy..

I plan to spend every penny on stimulating my Johnson! Half on AMPs, 1/4 on viagra and 1/4 on an Eros top tier prostitute. Well, maybe half on the Eros broad. When I get back home to Vegas maybe I will go to the bunny ranch and do a three-way party.

[OldBoomer]

Tough times call for tough measures.

Important Tax Advice / Economic Stimulus.

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will likely receive another economic stimulus.

It is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q&A format:

Q: What is an Economic Stimulus?

A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q: Where will the government get this money?

A: From taxpayers.

Q: Is the government simply giving me back my own money, then?

A: No, only a smidgen of it.

Q: What is the purpose of this payment?

A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.

Q: Isn't that stimulating the economy of China?

A: Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the USA Economy with your stimulus check. Use it wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.

* if you spend it on gasoline, it money will go to the Arabs.

* if you purchase a computer, it goes to India, Taiwan or China.

* if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

* if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

* if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.

* if you pay your credit card off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in north America by:

(1) Spending it at a yard sale or thrift shop, or.

(2) Go fishing and pay the launch fee.

(3) Spending it on prostitutes, or.

(4) Beer, or.

(5) Tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses still operating here.).

CONCLUSION: Go fishing with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day.

No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.

[LuckyLuciano00]

Agree on Stella, good service. Receptive. I like her skin color, it was darker than the average Kgirl. It was more like a caramel color, maybe even darker. It was rare and more my preference.

Yea, she's tanned, which is nice. Sira from CP has almost the same skin color. I think its because both of them hail from Busan which is a coastal city, so they have a nice bronze.

[WalterKovacs]

Visited this Latina crapshoot twice in the past, and yesterday when I texted for availability, I was told by the handler that it was PayPal only, and that I'd have to pay before I was told the room. I understand because of the virus that they might not want to handle cash. And I even offered to PayPal once I was in the room but all efforts failed. Back of my head says I'll get blocked and ghosted after sending the money from my car. Or am I wrong? Would appreciate any advice. Still relatively new to the whole thing.

What's messed up is this SOUNDS reasonable considering the current pandemic. However, my instinct is that if any of these providers (ESPECIALLY crapshoots) can take advantage of this situation, they WILL. Now is the time for us to be firm as ever. DO NOT PAY FOR GPS. DO NOT PAY BEFORE MEET. IDC what they tell you.

[JoeHat58]

Agree on Stella, good service. Receptive. I like her skin color, it was darker than the average Kgirl. It was more like a caramel color, maybe even darker. It was rare and more my preference.

I've been out of the hobby for a while but I was able to indulge for a bit with Stella from cvip, coronavirus be damned. Its definitely her in the pics, with the first 3 pics accurately displaying her body type. The last 2 show a more curvy Stella, the one I was hoping I would get but no cigar. She's more of a spinner type, which isn't really my thing. Also, her breasts are b cups, not c cups as listed. They're perky though. Anywho, it was the standard k girl experience: blue mouth wash toast, shower with body rubbing and preview BBBJ, lfk, dfk, daty, doggie, cowgirl, and ended in mish.

She's friendly, her pussy lips resemble two thin wafers, like an oreo thin. She also has a tattoo of a black bunny (I think its a bunny, I can't remember) on the left side of her stomach. I had a good time with her but I won't repeat. Not because she's awful, she delivers very good service, but because I'm not really into spinner types. I like'them curvy. She's here for 12 more days, so go see her if spinners are your thing.

30 min - 220.

45 min - 260.

60 min - 300.

90 min - 450 (I think, not sure).

Sweet Dreams.

https://clubvipkgirls.escortbook.com/

[BoobyHunter]

Jesus, how many Rice's are there?

I actually think there's one more LMAO. It's just dumb how people who have shared nothing on the board all of a sudden seem to be experts. I'm just trying to do my part, but then one of the Rice's gets crabby because of it. I don't know, maybe he doesn't like the the fact that he doesn't seem to know as much as he tries to let on. Kpop1 literally comes out of nowhere then makes claims that he's dated the top 10 kgirls. Ummm, okay. Rice34 PMs me talking as if he knows what CP's booker likes and doesn't like. Even though she gave me permission. Like why do this? There's no point and it doesn't help anyone.

[LuckyLuciano00]

There's been something fishy about some of the users lately. Rice35 (supposedly retired), Rice34, Rice 33, and kpop1. Kpop1 just sort of came out of nowhere and bragged about how he had dated the top 10 kgirls. Then Rice33 comes in and kisses his ass. Rice 35 suddenly retires (after only 1 real post), and now Rice34 is sending asinine PMs to people. Funny how Kpop1, Rice 33 stopped posting at around the same time and Rice35 "retires" a couple weeks later. And now we have Rice34 is sending PMs. He called me out for posting info about CP, even though it was CP's booker that gave me permission to post it. I then posted the screenshot to prove that CP's booker gave me permission, and Rice34 sent another PM asking how the booker would feel for posting a screenshot, even though there's nothing incriminating on there except her giving me permission to post an update.

Not sure what his deal is and these hit-and-run posts and PMs are stupid AF.

Jesus, how many Rice's are there?

[Tom McAn]

Visited this Latina crapshoot twice in the past, and yesterday when I texted for availability, I was told by the handler that it was PayPal only, and that I'd have to pay before I was told the room. I understand because of the virus that they might not want to handle cash. And I even offered to PayPal once I was in the room but all efforts failed. Back of my head says I'll get blocked and ghosted after sending the money from my car. Or am I wrong? Would appreciate any advice. Still relatively new to the whole thing.

If they're afraid to handle cash because of the COVID-19 pandemic, then they should also be afraid to advertise and have mongers come over. There's no reason this outfit should require using PayPal, Zelle, gift cards or any form of payment other than cash at the time of service. It's best to move on and either try another provider or stay home and try again after the current crazy conditions improve.

[Shinshi]

Personally, I think all folks should be lying low and waiting for this mess to subside.

And even if you've got an itch that just can't be scratched and believe the risks are worth it. Some girls on Seeking also pull this nonsense and it's a fucking joke. You're just begging to be scammed in that scenario. It's not like you can call the cops should they pull a fast one, block you, and chuckle at your misfortune. These days, there's even less honor to be had and once they've got the benjamins in their account, what's to stop them?

So unless you feel like taking on even more risk and taking the proverbial lighter to your money, do NOT pay a single cent before meeting.

I'll sum up what was taken out from that second paragraph the first time around. Don't fall for any form of PBM (pay before meets). It's not worth it and it's just asking to be ripped off. That's akin to taking a proverbial lighter to your hard-earned money.

There's nothing controversial (or combative) about any of this, so I'm perplexed. It's common sense (or it ought to be).

[MangoBalls78]

Has anyone gotten any PM's from Rice34? Zero posts but apparently has opinions about things. I'm not sure if it's the same guy from before, Rice35. Called me out for giving info that CP booker gave me permission to share.

Someone named Nojnoj sent me a message a while back and called me out too for information that I was sharing. I don't get these guys. What's the point of this forum if it's not for sharing information. I get the feeling some guys want to keep everything on the DL so they are the only ones that know about the gems out there.

[DMV42]

Visited this Latina crapshoot twice in the past, and yesterday when I texted for availability, I was told by the handler that it was PayPal only, and that I'd have to pay before I was told the room. I understand because of the virus that they might not want to handle cash. And I even offered to PayPal once I was in the room but all efforts failed. Back of my head says I'll get blocked and ghosted after sending the money from my car. Or am I wrong? Would appreciate any advice. Still relatively new to the whole thing.

Not only is it a scam, but why would you pay electronically for an illegal activity? If something goes down like a sting how could you explain? This is a cash only thing if you ask me. PayPal is attached to your email and your name so why even consider?

[Shinshi]

Visited this Latina crapshoot twice in the past, and yesterday when I texted for availability, I was told by the handler that it was PayPal only, and that I'd have to pay before I was told the room. I understand because of the virus that they might not want to handle cash. And I even offered to PayPal once I was in the room but all efforts failed. Back of my head says I'll get blocked and ghosted after sending the money from my car. Or am I wrong? Would appreciate any advice. Still relatively new to the whole thing.

So handling cash is a nogo, but laying on top of the chick with your dick in her, good to go? I'd say it's a scam, however, give it a go in these unprecedented times.

Personally, I think all folks should be lying low and waiting for this mess to subside.

And even if you've got an itch that just can't be scratched and believe the risks are worth it. Some girls on Seeking also pull this nonsense and it's a fucking joke. You're just begging to be scammed in that scenario. It's not like you can call the cops should they pull a fast one, block you, and chuckle at your misfortune. These days, there's even less honor to be had and once they've got the benjamins in their account, what's to stop them?

So unless you feel like taking on even more risk and taking the proverbial lighter to your money, do NOT pay a single cent before meeting.

[BoobyHunter]

Yep, I got the following pointless message earlier in the week.

There's been something fishy about some of the users lately. Rice35 (supposedly retired), Rice34, Rice 33, and kpop1. Kpop1 just sort of came out of nowhere and bragged about how he had dated the top 10 kgirls. Then Rice33 comes in and kisses his ass. Rice 35 suddenly retires (after only 1 real post), and now Rice34 is sending asinine PMs to people. Funny how Kpop1, Rice 33 stopped posting at around the same time and Rice35 "retires" a couple weeks later. And now we have Rice34 is sending PMs. He called me out for posting info about CP, even though it was CP's booker that gave me permission to post it. I then posted the screenshot to prove that CP's booker gave me permission, and Rice34 sent another PM asking how the booker would feel for posting a screenshot, even though there's nothing incriminating on there except her giving me permission to post an update.

Not sure what his deal is and these hit-and-run posts and PMs are stupid AF.