Adult funs with pretty girls in Tijuana, Mexico for OC bros

[Bmw74]

Went this past Friday. Traffic was light driving down from LA and then to the border so we got there way early in the afternoon. Never been so early and the club was maybe half full but plenty of eye candy.

I immediately noticed a gorgeous tall 9 but headed to my seat and ordered a bucket of beers. Looked straight out of a modeling agency with a beautiful face and long, lanky body. Seriously, the hottest girl I've seen in my visits. She was just hanging by the first stairs after the main stage slowly shaking that fine ass right in front of my view. She knew I was watching without ever catching my eye. Pure pro and got me initially worried about GPS. After scanning but coming up with little competition, I asked the waiter to bring her over. Greeted with a bright smile and light tan skin. Spoke nearly perfect English. Bonus. We hit it off for the next hour cuddling. She drank the cheap tequila. Anyone ever smell that shit? So watered down I swear there's no alcohol content but she insisted it was real.

No pressure from her but I eventually caved and took her upstairs. Was a still a little nervous about GPS and while she was moderately handy at the table I didn't get the full GFE that I usually test for before taking someone up. Tried to get her to do BBBJ but settled on everything covered. Did my deed but the knock seemed to come early? Anyway, she was great and quickly put to rest my GPS fears and then some. Full GFE with multiple positions. Love the deep kissing while doing the deed. I find I crave that connection as I get older as opposed to just bang and go.

One thing I got to say is that the inflation is real. Two years ago when I first went most girls quoted me $60 for arriba and the drinks (for us and them) were cheaper. Nearly all girls were at $100 and drinks were $9-15 for the girls. Don't remember it that high but such is the cost of fun. Still cheaper than partying at any decent US SJ. The club also didn't start getting busy until nearly 10 pm. I'm used to earlier and packed house like you can barely get from your booth to the bano packed, but usually visit in the summer. Maybe coronavirus related? Dunno.

Rest of the night was spent just chillin'. Tested out a half dozen more girls but either lame or just didn't get me going like my model. Had her come back for a drink and almost took her up again. I didn't get her real name and digits. Damn tequila / beer mix had me tipsy. Ended my night with the usual street tacos. Will be back over the summer for trip #4 and hope to see her again.

[Hodysseus]

Def agree and I would never get it twisted. Be careful guys, it's a fantasy to think you can turn a hooker into a housewife. Most people who dream of stability, never had it and they get bored once they do.

I watched my buddy who married a Thai hooker and tried turning her into a housewife learn the hard way. Very sad story.

Remember, there's a reason pay good money to go on roller coasters.

HK girls make a lot of money from the guys, party, drink all night, eat fine food, go on expensive vacations, loved by guys, get good sex all night. Not too many women in the US have those privileges often or even in their whole life time. HK girls are getting it every night. It's the fast, fun party life, instant love, instant sex with guys which the girls can get addicted to.

Yako, is a tall, classy, beautiful HK girl, pretty face, pretty face, wears eyes glasses, no tats. I always like her for her beauty and gentle manners. She told me she's getting hot sex from guys every night, hanging out partying, having fun with guys all night, at the same time making big money in Mexican standards. She does not need BFs for sex or financial support and be controlled by them. She's hooked on this fun life style.

One of the guys really likes to eat out girls. He gave Yako so much pleasure, made she come so many times, she wanted him to marry her. But she was likely only kidding. I know a few girls who married gringos with good, professional jobs and moved to San Diego, settled down, had kids, started families in the suburbs. They all got bored with the quiet suburban life and obligations for family, broke up within a few years and returned to the fun, sexy, exciting bar girls lifestyle.

[Captain Solo]

HK girls make a lot of money from the guys, party, drink all night, eat fine food, go on expensive vacations, loved by guys, get good sex all night. Not too many women in the US have those privileges often or even in their whole life time. HK girls are getting it every night. It's the fast, fun party life, instant love, instant sex with guys which the girls can get addicted to.

Yako, is a tall, classy, beautiful HK girl, pretty face, pretty face, wears eyes glasses, no tats. I always like her for her beauty and gentle manners. She told me she's getting hot sex from guys every night, hanging out partying, having fun with guys all night, at the same time making big money in Mexican standards. She does not need BFs for sex or financial support and be controlled by them. She's hooked on this fun life style.

One of the guys really likes to eat out girls. He gave Yako so much pleasure, made she come so many times, she wanted him to marry her. But she was likely only kidding. I know a few girls who married gringos with good, professional jobs and moved to San Diego, settled down, had kids, started families in the suburbs. They all got bored with the quiet suburban life and obligations for family, broke up within a few years and returned to the fun, sexy, exciting bar girls lifestyle.

Mid / late 40's but look mid-30's and muey guapo as the girls say which I know helps. What you're saying is true, but YMMV with all these girls from what I've seen. It also helps if you can make them cum a lot, because most of the guys don't focus on the women much from what I hear.

[Hodysseus]

Captain is hitting the nail on the head here fellas. After seeing countless K-girls for years and only recently (since about Sept 2019) going to TJ on the regular, I can honestly tell you TJ (HK especially) is like an all inclusive resort, compared to a pay as you go vacation with the K-girls. Everything you need is at your fingertips. Endless supply of Mexico and Latin America's finest kittens, all ready to go up with you for as little as $70 per 30 minutes on up. There is even a resident / club dealer who can get you any party favors you want, that is if the girls you are sitting with already don't have it. Even viagra and cialis or anything else you want are available at any Farmacia on the street corner for just a few dollars. On top of that, the food is excellent. Hotel Caeser is my personal favorite, but I'm sure there are my other great places to eat as well.

Looks like you fell in love with that little girl and had a fantastic honeymoon. You are one hot stud, even had sex in the club's banos?

You can fly from Tijuana to many cities in Mexico really cheap. Guys have taken HK girls to Cancun or Cabo for vacations, or fly to their home towns for visits.

It's great to spend that much time, having so much fun and that much sex with the girl you love. For the sexiest vacations with your sexy sweethearts, the bros should visit the bars in Tijuana, pick out the girls they like and propose their deals. Tijuana sure beats all other locations for good, sexy time with hot girls. Hehe.

[Hodysseus]

Mid / late 40's but look mid-30's and muey guapo as the girls say which I know helps. What you're saying is true, but YMMV with all these girls from what I've seen. It also helps if you can make them cum a lot, because most of the guys don't focus on the women much from what I hear.

Sounds fun. Are you under 40? And average in looks? It's hard for a girl to fake it, for more then 15 minutes. This girl sounds like she enjoyed it. I'd imagine a 50 year old guy isn't going to get the same performance. I had a tinder date in tj, that would of cost me 250 in food drinks in San Diego. It cost me 40 in Tijuana.

[Captain Solo]

Was she hot?

Do spill all details.

Sounds fun. Are you under 40? And average in looks? It's hard for a girl to fake it, for more then 15 minutes. This girl sounds like she enjoyed it. I'd imagine a 50 year old guy isn't going to get the same performance. I had a tinder date in tj, that would of cost me 250 in food drinks in San Diego. It cost me 40 in Tijuana.

[Captain Solo]

Looks like you fell in love with that little girl and had a fantastic honeymoon. You are one hot stud, even had sex in the club's banos?

You can fly from Tijuana to many cities in Mexico really cheap. Guys have taken HK girls to Cancun or Cabo for vacations, or fly to their home towns for visits.

It's great to spend that much time, having so much fun and that much sex with the girl you love. For the sexiest vacations with your sexy sweethearts, the bros should visit the bars in Tijuana, pick out the girls they like and propose their deals. Tijuana sure beats all other locations for good, sexy time with hot girls. Hehe.

Reporting back:

So, I went down on Sunday and met with my new little honey that I originally met at HK about a month ago. We met at Hotel Ticuan and stayed in an Deluxe Suite, larger than the Master King suites at HK and with a much nicer jacuzzi tub (rated 9. 0 on Hotels.com and only $98). Had a blast, about 90 minutes or so of sex when we first got there, then showered and walked a few blocks, had dinner, went clubbing which was pretty amusing (and way intoxicating), even had hot quickie sex in a bathroom (def a clean-ish one I assure you LOL). Then went back to the hotel, sex in the jacuzzi then more sex after. Slept, woke up and ate at some place called Meat in Juice in TJ which had some great food, then she drove us to Rosarita, checked into Los Rocas Hotel and Resort, had an ocean view King bed balcony room for only $80, hit the spa for a great massage, drank mad marguritas and played pool, went to Puerto Nuevo and ate a ridiculous amount of lobster at Villa Ortegas (best food in Puerto Nuevo BTW), had fun walking around and hitting a few of the other bars for shots. Even got two boobie shots as the guys near me in the bar were beside themselves, ate a little more lobster, went back to the hotel and destroyed her BB all night again. Woke up, ate breakfast, sex and more sex, hit the beach, then went back to TJ for lunch at Hotel Caeser (a must guys if you're in TJ), hung out a bit then went home. In all, had a great time with the hottest chick by far (and best lay) that I've ever met at HK and it cost me only $1 G to have her to myself for 2 days plus I paid for the hotel, food, spa, etc of course.

[Dosequi11]

Reporting back:

So, I went down on Sunday and met with my new little honey that I originally met at HK about a month ago. We met at Hotel Ticuan and stayed in an Deluxe Suite, larger than the Master King suites at HK and with a much nicer jacuzzi tub (rated 9. 0 on Hotels.com and only $98). Had a blast, about 90 minutes or so of sex when we first got there, then showered and walked a few blocks, had dinner, went clubbing which was pretty amusing (and way intoxicating), even had hot quickie sex in a bathroom (def a clean-ish one I assure you LOL). Then went back to the hotel, sex in the jacuzzi then more sex after. Slept, woke up and ate at some place called Meat in Juice in TJ which had some great food, then she drove us to Rosarita, checked into Los Rocas Hotel and Resort, had an ocean view King bed balcony room for only $80, hit the spa for a great massage, drank mad marguritas and played pool, went to Puerto Nuevo and ate a ridiculous amount of lobster at Villa Ortegas (best food in Puerto Nuevo BTW), had fun walking around and hitting a few of the other bars for shots. Even got two boobie shots as the guys near me in the bar were beside themselves, ate a little more lobster, went back to the hotel and destroyed her BB all night again. Woke up, ate breakfast, sex and more sex, hit the beach, then went back to TJ for lunch at Hotel Caeser (a must guys if you're in TJ), hung out a bit then went home. In all, had a great time with the hottest chick by far (and best lay) that I've ever met at HK and it cost me only $1 G to have her to myself for 2 days plus I paid for the hotel, food, spa, etc of course. Just saying. I can easily blow through $3 G or more in two days at HK so it wasn't only more fun IMO, it was much cheaper too.

BTW, the $1 G was my offer to hang with me for 2 days and she said yes without hesitation. I'm sure I could have gotten a better price if I tried, but we have a good / genuine chemistry and I felt it was more than fair considering she'd miss 2 days of work.

Just thought I'd share for those who are interested in meeting companions. You can meet them anywhere down there. The main thing is to find one you mesh well with and have a endless attraction to and visa-versa.

Sounds fun. Are you under 40? And average in looks? It's hard for a girl to fake it, for more then 15 minutes. This girl sounds like she enjoyed it. I'd imagine a 50 year old guy isn't going to get the same performance. I had a tinder date in tj, that would of cost me 250 in food drinks in San Diego. It cost me 40 in Tijuana.

[Uscue]

I've been going to TJ since 2012. I'm currently in TJ right now. I've not once caught a stomach bug from street or restaurant food. I drink beer and bottled drinks (water, soda and juice). One of my favorite things to do is eat down there so I'm constantly at a street cart or in Azul / Caesars. Closest I got to an upset stomach was having slight runs after eating at the Brazilian steakhouse at Hipódromo.

That said I've had a wing man who once got sick and was out for the count. Not sure what did him in since we do the same stuff. Sometimes you just have bad luck. I once got food poisoning from a Wendy's. I don't blanket day every Wendy's or every fast food restaurant in Anaheim needs to be avoided. Sorry you got the belly flu on your TJ run but it's a very small percent of people that get sick to give a blanket "everyone don't listen to the posts and avoid Azul at all costs".

[Hodysseus]

Reporting back:

So, I went down on Sunday and met with my new little honey that I originally met at HK about a month ago. We met at Hotel Ticuan and stayed in an Deluxe Suite, larger than the Master King suites at HK and with a much nicer jacuzzi tub (rated 9. 0 on Hotels.com and only $98). Had a blast, about 90 minutes or so of sex when we first got there, then showered and walked a few blocks, had dinner, went clubbing which was pretty amusing (and way intoxicating), even had hot quickie sex in a bathroom (def a clean-ish one I assure you LOL). Then went back to the hotel, sex in the jacuzzi then more sex after. Slept, woke up and ate at some place called Meat in Juice in TJ which had some great food, then she drove us to Rosarita, checked into Los Rocas Hotel and Resort, had an ocean view King bed balcony room for only $80, hit the spa for a great massage, drank mad marguritas and played pool, went to Puerto Nuevo and ate a ridiculous amount of lobster at Villa Ortegas (best food in Puerto Nuevo BTW), had fun walking around and hitting a few of the other bars for shots. Even got two boobie shots as the guys near me in the bar were beside themselves, ate a little more lobster, went back to the hotel and destroyed her BB all night again. Woke up, ate breakfast, sex and more sex, hit the beach, then went back to TJ for lunch at Hotel Caeser (a must guys if you're in TJ), hung out a bit then went home. In all, had a great time with the hottest chick by far (and best lay) that I've ever met at HK and it cost me only $1 G to have her to myself for 2 days plus I paid for the hotel, food, spa, etc of course. Just saying. I can easily blow through $3 G or more in two days at HK so it wasn't only more fun IMO, it was much cheaper too.

BTW, the $1 G was my offer to hang with me for 2 days and she said yes without hesitation. I'm sure I could have gotten a better price if I tried, but we have a good / genuine chemistry and I felt it was more than fair considering she'd miss 2 days of work.

Just thought I'd share for those who are interested in meeting companions. You can meet them anywhere down there. The main thing is to find one you mesh well with and have a endless attraction to and visa-versa.

[Samurai316]

Hey guys,

No, I am not trolling, what I wrote is what happened. Regarding TJ vs COI, I prefer the body types of COI girls, and I didn't like struggling to communicate with the TJ girls. Obviously COI is more pricey, but when you factor in the long drive from LA, the bad experience I had at Azul's, and the quality of girls it is worth it to me. I did not take any TJ girl upstairs, so I can't comment on that part. You guys, of course, are welcome to hold different opinions, I am just writing what I experienced.

Damn. I was replying and I got logged off. I'll keep it short. Try going again, but not by yourself. Your experience isn't the norm. I would tag along personally, but Free time isn't something I have much of. FYI I'll be out their on 3-13-2020 on some business. I strongly suggest you go with someone like The Captain. Trust me when I say this, TJ has all 31 flavors. Just need to know where to look. Be it bars, escorts, clubs, schools, you will find something.

[Captain Solo]

The seafood stands and restaurant row are on Ave. Alvarado, heading straight out to the malecon plaza with the tall flag pole.

Also hotel Hacienda in downtown on Miramar looked nice and clean for 280 pesos. See the pic.

Marriscos Guerrosense food stand on Alvarado at corner of Adolfo Lopez Mateos, endorsed by celebrities like Anthony Bourdain, was not crowded. Shrimps in coctele were large but tough, tasteless, probably Costco's frozen, 90 pesos for a small cup compared to a larger and much tastier 50-peso cup in Tijuana. Mariscos Guerro food stand, also on Alvarado, corner of the main road, Lazaro Cardena, was more popular with about 3 x customers standing around on sidewalk. Found the best food deals among the 2 dozens restaurants right on the malecon, an AYCE lobster buffet for $25, and 10 fish tacos for $1 ect, but there were very few clients even during the lunch hours.

3 of us departed Socal Friday afternoon about 4 PM, driving South to Ensenada for the alleged all-week Carnaval. There were multiple accidents on FWYs 5 and 805, took about 2 hours to get to the border, then waited a long time in an insanely long line of cars in San Ysidro, stretching 2 miles back to the Dairy Mart exit.

Finally crossed over and took the toll road to Ensenada, arriving about 8:30 PM. The motel was about 3 miles South of downtown. Reception refused AirBnB rate, charged 1,000 pesos or $55 for a dingy room, with dusty furniture and 2 beds. A big sign, "Guests not allowed," meaning don't bring in the putas hehe. But the night reception guy said it's OK to bring girls in, just not too many. Day time there were 2 uniformed security guards armed with Glock pistols and knives patrolling the roughly 30 rooms surrounding a parking lot. Windows all had wrought irons so the hotel probably had seen lots of crime. In comparison, hotel Hacienda, right in downtown on Alvarado and Calle Secunda, with freshly painted exterior and nice, clean-looking rooms, had a big sign for vacancies for 280 pesos, but it was not listed in any hotel sites. We were fooled by fake advertisements in the fake internet..

[Captain Solo]

3 of us departed Socal Friday afternoon about 4 PM, driving South to Ensenada for the alleged all-week Carnaval. There were multiple accidents on FWYs 5 and 805, took about 2 hours to get to the border, then waited a long time in an insanely long line of cars in San Ysidro, stretching 2 miles back to the Dairy Mart exit.

Finally crossed over and took the toll road to Ensenada, arriving about 8:30 PM. The motel was about 3 miles South of downtown. Reception refused AirBnB rate, charged 1,000 pesos or $55 for a dingy room, with dusty furniture and 2 beds. A big sign, "Guests not allowed," meaning don't bring in the putas hehe. But the night reception guy said it's OK to bring girls in, just not too many. Day time there were 2 uniformed security guards armed with Glock pistols and knives patrolling the roughly 30 rooms surrounding a parking lot. Windows all had wrought irons so the hotel probably had seen lots of crime. In comparison, hotel Hacienda, right in downtown on Alvarado and Calle Secunda, with freshly painted exterior and nice, clean-looking rooms, had a big sign for vacancies for 280 pesos, but it was not listed in any hotel sites. We were fooled by fake advertisements in the fake internet.

Drove out for dinner. Ave Alvarado had the most restaurants but most closed down after 9 PM. Went to Restaurant Playa Azul with cheapest offer 150 pesos for 3 fish or shrimp tacos (50 peso each vs 20 pesos in TJ). Shrimp Botana 220 pesos, beers 48 pesos, same price as HK without naked dancing girls, WTF? Prices for everything in Ensenada are generally about 3 x Tijuana. Damn.

Were stopped 2 by policia in downtown Ensenada, once while trying to park the car on the dark, sketchy Calle Segunda near Paris de Noche. They checked license, asking the same stupid questions as TJ policies, any drugs, alcohol? But no car or body searches. When I demanded what they were charging me with, they returned their crooked smiles, said just checking, parking was OK but lock your car ect. Half dozen street girls were hanging out in the dark on Miramar at corner of Calle Segunda, perhaps all except 1 were trannies, tall, dark skin, muscular, masculine looks with deep voices.

Paris de Noche is painted black outside and inside like the vampire bar in "Dusk til Dawn," with no cover, cheap $2 beer, $7 liquors, $12 fichas for the girls. There were about 20 guys and 20 girls sitting around a raised stage. The girls were mostly heavy, chunky, ugly, only may be 2 looked above average like a 7 in HK. Guys were sitting around the raised stage, not tipping strippers. Every 20 minutes or so the bar puts all girls on stage showing off their droopy boobs, big beer guts, huge saggy butts, thick wrestlers' arms and thighs. Aggressive meseras / ros were pushing $24 lap dances for 2 songs. I tipped a tanned-skin spinner stripper on stage, probably the hottest one in the joint, grabbed her butt and squeezed her boobs. She was so sweaty I had to wipe my hand off again and again and would never want her to sit on my lap. But my wingmen took her and a few others for a couple lap dances. A hot blonde, about a 7 on HK scale, wanted $200 plus $30 bar fine for a 20-minute session, WTF? The girls sat around the bar all night with no takers, did no business, but still insisted on high prices and would not negotiate or find ways to improve their business. This must be the top-down socialist economic system favored by Mexico's government, pussy bars and putas alike. A few seasoned Mexico guys have concluded Tijuana has the best values for pussies, food and fun in all Mexico.

Facing extreme pussy inflation in Paris de Noche, I tried to raise local escorts with previous contacts. A few answered my texts but refused to send pics; video calls were immediate terminated, so I concluded they were all fakes, probably a bunch of obese, hairy, smelly old guys posting fake pictures in the internet.

Went back to the hotel to wait for the escorts to show. It appeared to be an agency in a distant location, posting escort baits in many cities. Finally they send 4 girls in a car about 2 AM. Picked 2 to the motel, paid 1,000 each upfront to the driver. The girl I took was chubby but with tight body, smooth skin and very tight coochie. She did a credible CBJ and a very clumsy CG, could not penetrate. After a while pinned her down, had to add lube a couple times to penetrate, finally pumping her deeply for a longtime. Soon she was whimpering, moaning, sighing, grabbing my waist tight with both arms and legs, would not let go, pulling me in. She seemed a horny housewife trying to earn extra incomes.

Looked like Ensenada's escorts were in short supply and busy all night. 3 AM the alleged 18 YO hot escort texted and wanted to come over. She texted again next morning, wanted 1,800 pesos an hour or 1,600 half hour, WTF? No deal.

Had a breakfast buffet at the motel for 150 pesos. Food was OK. Tried various local foods, including menudo soup made with corn and pig feet, normal American breakfast with coffee, and the sweet hibiscus bloom drink. A wingman found Tacos Marc Antonios, a fairly busy seafood place at a former cannery South of town near the hotel. The place was well preserved in the original operating conditions with old, rusty canning equipment, I. E. Very run down, with rusty, leaky roof, peeled paint and rotted wood on walls, filthy floor, loud karaoke music in the morning, sticky tables. I did not try the food. Areas outside of Central downtown are in general decline with run down houses with wrought iron over windows, rotted streets, busted sidewalks strewn with trash. The town feels very low class and depressing. Visitors should stay in the downtown tourist area, nice, clean, safe.

Saturday it was cloudy and sprinkling. There were no floats or parade as posted in various internet sites. We were again fucked by false advertisements in the fake internet. A Carnival ship docked at the Malecon but very few cruise passengers were seen on on the main Blvd Lazaro Cardena or in the tourist traps on Ave. Adolfo Lopez Mateos. Trinket shops had virtually no cruise passengers, completely opposite the scene last year. Malecon was far less busy, nearly deserted, unlike other Saturdays. Seafood market and trinket carts had perhaps 10% foot traffic as last year. Don't know if the threats of Coronavirus on cruise ships had anything to do with it.

Marriscos Guerrosense food stand on Miramar, endorsed by celebrities like Anthony Bourdain, was not crowded. Shrimps in coctele were large but tough, tasteless, probably Costco's frozen, 90 pesos for a small cup compared to a larger and much tastier 50-peso cup in Tijuana. Mariscos Guerro food stand, also on Miramar, corner of the main road, Lazaro Cardena, was more popular with about 3 x customers standing around on sidewalk. Found the best food deals among the 2 dozens restaurants right on the malecon, an AYCE lobster buffet for $25, and 10 fish tacos for $1, but there were very few clients even during the lunch hours.

By 2 PM we decided we had enough of Ensenada and wanted to go back to the hot girls in TJ. Drove back on the rainy, winding toll road, through downtown TJ, stopped in the sea food markets on Calle 6 to buy a load of live clams. Got to HK about 3 PM. Gave the car to valet parking and got inside the club, nice, clean, warm, welcoming, fun, entertaining with almost unlimited selection of girls in all sizes and shapes even in the early Saturday afternoon. My 2 wingmen bagged 2 and 3 girls in the few hours we were there and still lusted for more. We agreed HK is very nice, fun, sexy, civilized place worth spending time and money.

Ensenada was a big disappointment for both girls, food and eyesores sightseeing this time. There may not be a next time.

[GMilesSd]

Oh Captain! My Captain! Thanks for this info. I contacted Cat and hopefully I will hear back soon.

Hodysseus is right.

It's a lot better to have companies of beautiful, nice, clean, pleasant, classy, may be even educated girls. Unless you guys are starved for sex and would stick your dicks into anything regardless of looks and personalities, putting up with ugly, stupid beetches for a few days is more like a punishment.

June is still a few months away. The best thing is to go to HK or other TJ bars between now and then, find your favorite girls in looks and personalities, set up dates so they can book the days to go away with you. But by June all their plans may change. Putas are notoriously flaky.

Escort agencies also have deals for 24-hour dates, but their girls tend to be old, heavy, ugly and flaky, and their costs may be high. Check with Musas, CuminTJ, Sexytijuana, Skokka, MLB ect.

Cici, the young HK girl, grows up in TJ, has lots of connections among students and has been known to hold private sexy parties in La Playa with dozens girls, including her aunt and sister, some very hot. Contact her via her Instagram or facebook DEMENTE. CAT and ask her to arrange for a line up with the types of girls you want. Cici looks good and knows how to provide good times. She may be the surest way to find good dates for a bunch of guys.

If all else fails, talk to a couple taxi drivers in TJ. They have connections that can quickly bring together a line up with dozens girls in a private home in Playa for selection. Last time a guy showed us a line up, the girls were 18,19 but most looked heavy and homely, not anywhere near as attractive and sexy as most HK girls. We did not partake. Cabbies' deals may be cheaper but riskier. Make sure you negotiate deals clearly and take down their IDs just in case they try to pull something ugly hehe.

[Captain Solo]

You are heartily invited if you pay for all sex and booze incurred!

Are we invited?