Massage Parlor Reports

[Jeast72]

Had two ladies working last night. I met Lisa. 70 per hour standard pricing. Not a very attractive lady but friendly and gave a fantastic massage. No signs of any extras and never saw the other lady however two mongers did within the 1 hour I was there. I didn't like the establishment at all: cold, dirty, the hole in the sheet and table was tacky. So the search continues. Westfield was closed at only 7 pm. North sides tough. Anyone want to PM me a more sure bet with actual attractive ladies, not 50 year olds wearing bright pink lipstick, a shit tone of makeup to hide wrinkles, and a flabby as stomach that kept bumping into my arms? I'd love intel. I've tried all in Carmel off 116th, those off rangeline. They were nicer establishments, totally running legit, no extras to my knowledge.

The AMPs here just don't measure up to those expectations. If there was one that addressed all your concerns, you would know about it because everyone would be talking about it. There are too many AMPs here. Not enough customers to support them all well. Every one of them cuts corners to keep overhead low.

[GoodTimes007]

Sunrise and still waters are right on 96th street, TTM is on 82nd street, Dandy is just north of 82nd on bash, firehouse is in 86th, Ruby is at 116th (the provider I went to is no longer there, tho). I've had what you are looking for at all of these, but the service isn't necessarily part of the regular menu at any of them, with the possible exception of firehouse.

Had two ladies working last night. I met Lisa. 70 per hour standard pricing. Not a very attractive lady but friendly and gave a fantastic massage. No signs of any extras and never saw the other lady — however two mongers did within the 1 hour I was there. I didn't like the establishment at all: cold, dirty, the hole in the sheet and table was tacky. So the search continues. Westfield was closed at only 7 pm. North sides tough. Anyone want to PM me a more sure bet with actual attractive ladies, not 50 year olds wearing bright pink lipstick, a shit tone of makeup to hide wrinkles, and a flabby as stomach that kept bumping into my arms? I'd love intel. I've tried all in Carmel off 116th, those off rangeline. They were nicer establishments, totally running legit, no extras to my knowledge.

[Monsignor]

He was reviewing two places. So, instead of taking one for the team (TOFTT), he took two (TTFTT).

Phoenix is in the same complex as Tuscon. Tuscon is 509 National, Phoenix is in the building behind it. Just look for the telltale open signs.

LOL well, don't I feel stupid. Thanks for the clarification. I totally missed that.

[BuzyB]

I knew I would have some time to kill today. After another typical visit to Aquarius on Monday (the short one still hot, still no menu) I decided no more AMPs until next week. Instead I thought I might go see the new Star Wars movie. However, for the team, taking one I did.

Boss called and woke me up early so I decided to drive to the south side and have breakfast at my favorite spot. After breakfast needed to run a work related errand, which took me down Madison. Between Stop 12 and Stop 13 I saw a sign for Daily Spa. The signage screamed AMP, so I decided to check it out. A quick Google search confirmed the Asian connection.

Looks like 4 or 5 massage rooms, but only 1 girl working. Mid to late 30's, pretty face, good body. Room was small but clean and had a small space heater, which warmed it up nicely. Massage was better than average. Prices are standard. I'm withholding details, but I left happy and expect to return.

It's a free standing house at the corner. Business appears to be slow.

Here here! I had a very similar experience and extend a note of gratitude for the recommendation.

[Jeast72]

I know TOFTT must have been a typo on someone's part. Definitely saw a TTFTT though.

I'm not super local to Indy though, I'm a about an hour away, so idk the streets of indy or anything, I just GPS myself to them that's why I also asked about the Phoenix place. Appreciate your response though.

He was reviewing two places. So, instead of taking one for the team (TOFTT), he took two (TTFTT).

Phoenix is in the same complex as Tuscon. Tuscon is 509 National, Phoenix is in the building behind it. Just look for the telltale open signs.

[Jrandon3]

Note the "abbreviations tab at the top of the site. It'll tell you what the acronyms mean. FYI, it's TOFTT. Take One For The Team.

I know TOFTT must have been a typo on someone's part. Definitely saw a TTFTT though.

I'm not super local to Indy though, I'm a about an hour away, so idk the streets of indy or anything, I just GPS myself to them that's why I also asked about the Phoenix place. Appreciate your response though.

[Jeast72]

Isn't it more more enjoyable going to the places where FS isn't on the standard menu, and you have to work a little bit for said service? It's always seemed to me that going to places where you know a complete menu is openly available to anyone with the cash is a little bit like shooting fish in a barrel. You get the fish, but it doesn't taste as good when you eat it. There's just something more alluring about the provider who isn't giving it up to every swinging dick that walks in the door. Not to mention the fact that when you fuck a sure thing, you know it was a sure thing for the 5 guys who came in before you (that day).

Of course, That's not to say that I never follow you thru the door LOL.

Although FS is always hoped for, I enjoy getting to know them even if HJ is all that I get. I've had many perks from just being friendly with the girls, some even becoming good friends. You just have to watch out for the ones who want to marry you to get a green card. LOL.

The only problem is that putting the time and money into building relationships with some severely limits the search. I've got two regular stops each weekend, right now. One is, for sure, a dead end for FS but is fun. The other still has potential but is taking so long that I'm getting frustrated by not finding easier places to hold me over for the time being.

Of course, I need something more than just standard FS. NiNi was the last place where I actually got what I needed easily. Really miss that place.

[Jjbee62]

Isn't it more more enjoyable going to the places where FS isn't on the standard menu, and you have to work a little bit for said service? It's always seemed to me that going to places where you know a complete menu is openly available to anyone with the cash is a little bit like shooting fish in a barrel. You get the fish, but it doesn't taste as good when you eat it. There's just something more alluring about the provider who isn't giving it up to every swinging dick that walks in the door. Not to mention the fact that when you fuck a sure thing, you know it was a sure thing for the 5 guys who came in before you (that day).

Of course, That's not to say that I never follow you thru the door LOL.

100%. I'd much rather go to a "no extras, ever" place and manage to get a HE, than hit a bored "are you through yet" FS AMP.

[IndyGolfer60]

Isn't it more more enjoyable going to the places where FS isn't on the standard menu, and you have to work a little bit for said service? It's always seemed to me that going to places where you know a complete menu is openly available to anyone with the cash is a little bit like shooting fish in a barrel. You get the fish, but it doesn't taste as good when you eat it. There's just something more alluring about the provider who isn't giving it up to every swinging dick that walks in the door. Not to mention the fact that when you fuck a sure thing, you know it was a sure thing for the 5 guys who came in before you (that day).

Of course, That's not to say that I never follow you thru the door LOL.

I do like going where I know I and going to get the standard finish but I do like like working for the extras.

[NiceGuy52]

How many girls are at Still Waters, who is the best? FS available?

Thanks NG.

[Monsignor]

I've finally found it. After more than 300 massages, I've found a reason to stop looking. First some background.

My first 150 massages were all with LMTs. Most were part of my physical therapy, some were just to work the knots out. Each was highly skilled and professional. No hint of any extras and I always kept at least my underwear on. All of them were quite attractive too, with the exception of Bob. He wasn't attractive to me.

Then I entered the AMP world. I've now had non-LMT massages in 3 states and 3 foreign countries. The masseues varied in looks from "you don't need to touch me, just smile and I'll nut", to Chinese Granny Clampett. The massages have varied in quality and we all know how the endings vary. Last night I found one end of the total AMP experience scale.

Last night I was finishing late and wanted to squeeze in massage with at least a possibility of something beyond standard. With getting out of work after 9 and needing to get to an ATM, my options were somewhat limited. Too many places close at 9:30. I settled on the Firehouse, 86th Street, west of Michigan road.

Pulled in the empty lot at 9:15 and was greeted by an unattractive 40 something. She was stocky, but not really fat. Imagine a 3/4 scale shotputter. Or imagine Odd Job from the James Bond film, minus the hat and mustache.

I'll get to the pluses first. The place seemed clean, a full menu is available and she didn't use any oil.

I've had some bad massages. I've had a few terrible massages. At least I could call them massages. This was something like the "he's touching me" game played by kids, crossed with trying to get boogers off all your fingers simultaneously. You could get a better massage by posing as a piata at a kids birthday party.

Fortunately, it didn't last long and she was unable to cause lasting damage. The flip came after 12 minutes. The menu was presented and I chose the CFS option. I figured, if I'm going to have a terrible experience, I might as well make it as bad as possible.

CBJ was actually decent. CFS was full starfish mode with occasional light, fake moans. At least there was no odor issue. I finished as quick as possible, got cleaned up and suffered through 2 minutes of what she probably calls a facial massage. I didn't complain when she told me I was done with a full 20 minutes remaining of my hour.

On a scale of 1-10 I'd rate the whole thing as a 1. 3, with 0. 8 being for the piece of candy I picked up on my way out.

LOL well said!

On the other hand, You wouldn't have to worry if granny were to accidentally bite when she should have spit (assuming she took her teeth out).

[Monsignor]

Isn't it more more enjoyable going to the places where FS isn't on the standard menu, and you have to work a little bit for said service? It's always seemed to me that going to places where you know a complete menu is openly available to anyone with the cash is a little bit like shooting fish in a barrel. You get the fish, but it doesn't taste as good when you eat it. There's just something more alluring about the provider who isn't giving it up to every swinging dick that walks in the door. Not to mention the fact that when you fuck a sure thing, you know it was a sure thing for the 5 guys who came in before you (that day).

Of course, That's not to say that I never follow you thru the door LOL.

[Monsignor]

Anyone fill me in on TTFTT? I've seen it used here a few times. I know I'm new here, but I've been on RM about a year, (verifiable) with plenty of reviews under a similar name. Also about this Phoenix place. Isn't anywhere on RM which like I said is what I typically use. I just found this forum today.

Thanks for reading friends.

Note the "abbreviations tab at the top of the site. It'll tell you what the acronyms mean. FYI, it's TOFTT. Take One For The Team.

[Theo Guderian]

Classic.

Chinese Granny Clampett.

Another classic.

3/4 scale shotputter.

Classic, but in that "Oh Dear God, you made me think of THAT" kind of way.

Or imagine Odd Job from the James Bond film, minus the hat and mustache.

Classic.

You could get a better massage by posing as a pinata at a kids birthday party.

I commend you for going through with the AMP equivalent of bagging the fat chick at the end of the spin the bottle party when you're a kid. Your service is commendable sir.

Fortunately, it didn't last long and she was unable to cause lasting damage. The flip came after 12 minutes. The menu was presented and I chose the CFS option. I figured, if I'm going to have a terrible experience, I might as well make it as bad as possible.

[Jrandon3]

Anyone fill me in on TTFTT? I've seen it used here a few times. I know I'm new here, but I've been on RM about a year, (verifiable) with plenty of reviews under a similar name. Also about this Phoenix place. Isn't anywhere on RM which like I said is what I typically use. I just found this forum today.

Thanks for reading friends.