Escort Reports

[FigureRingLyle]

I think one butt cheek weighs 205.

Ha haaaaaaAAAA!

[PooBao82]

Haley is one of the no touch girls Kendra has bad reviews don't no about Sophia stay safe.

Can you at least get off in front of them?

[Asmoth]

So I saw her post a few days ago and figured why not.

Arrived to hotel very close to North Olmsted Mall.

Parked and texted I was there, she replied with a room number.

Walked in like I owned the place and smiled and said hi to the desk lady as I walked to the elevators, if you look like you don't belong, questions will be asked you don't want asked.

So got in the elevator and checked my constant companion and he was fine and ready if shit went off.

Walked down to the right number and found a room with some trash in a bag outside of it for housekeeping, knocked and heard the sound of a soft body press against the peephole and then the security bar being thrown open. Then the dark haired woman invites me in.

Upon coming in it's hard to gauge if she's the same girl from the photos because she's wearing pajamas that aren't flattering. I immediately look to the restroom and it's wide open and empty, so no dudes hiding to jump out.

So far so good, so I pull out the $. 20 she requested for the half and lay it down on the tv stand, which was playing impractical jokers, which sidebar is hard to concentrate on fucking when you're trying to watch, but I digress.

I then start to get naked and she removes the frumpy pajamas and I'm reasonably certain she IS in fact the girl from the photos, just shorter hair and more tattoos since then. Decent tits that stand up on their own and are natural and not fat at all, maybe could use a bit of toning but hey, she's better than most.

Starts with CBJ which I know is probably a deal breaker for some of you, but honestly blowjobs are just revving the engine for me anyways, I can't normally cum from them anyways. So meh.

Then she asks me to do her on top of me on top, I opt for me on top and pound a way for a little while, only complaint is that the rubber she put on is the consistency of Saran Wrap and I'm getting paranoid it's going to fall off so I opt for manual ending while I finger her tight pussy. She is accommodating and doesn't complain at all so cool.

I bust and finish up, small talk and hear she's from here, but lives in different states besides for Christmas time to visit the family.

She shared that many mongers are pussies and won't come visit her because they are afraid she's a cop. She's not, so I recommend her for being a decent deal for Cleveland standards and she doesn't seem to have any intention of rip off behavior. When I walked out she hadn't even touched the money on the tv stand, so if you want to fuck a chick with decent sized natural tits with pierced nips, a pierced pussy and can get over the fact she does covered everything, and I recommend bringing your own condoms, hit her up while she's in town.

[CleGuy]

Hey Gents, I saw Tina had a room tonight, so I reached out to reconnect with her. Mid range hotel off 90 and as I got there, who was in the parking lot but John Law? Made a loop through the parking lot and left. Stopped and Wendy's for a baconator on the way home to console myself.

Not sure if it was a coincidence or not, but take care guys. Better safe than sorry.

[Asmoth]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...332/7864806221

I'm going to take one for the team I think on this one.

She is reviewed on escort Babylon and after my last fatty I saw from a review there I'm going to see if this is strike two of the bullshit.

Texted her a few days ago and asked if she would be around tonight and she said yes.

Texted her earlier and she responded within an hour or so.

So far so good, I'll report after I give her the best ten minutes of her life, or I get ripped off by another fatty.

Stay tuned.

[HungryEye]

Dude, I was at a grocery store, looking at massage oils, this troll, literally looks like ms shrek is like what do you need, so I tell her my massage girl does use lotion that I like. Ms shrek says have you ever tried coconut oil, I went along with it, asked how she was so knowledgeable. She is like I used to do them just as a non pro kind of things for friends, I told her if she ever was to start again to text me.

I see her now 2-3 times per month, best less than $ I spend each week, she has no other clients, everything is on the table, but she actually massages me for an hour each time and then asks what I want,

And that is the way its done. The key is always being on the look out, and taking every opportunity to talk with a chick, you never know where it will lead. Don't worry about how you will come across. Just do it, it will get easier every time you approach a girl. If you are a little shy take a Dale Carnegie course to help you gain confidence. Make it a point to talk to a couple new chicks everyday. Chicks are everywhere, grocery store, gas station, resturant, at work, in an eleavator.

Ever notice a great looking chick with an ugly guy? He had the balls to ask her out.

[MrSmith1969]

For myself and new guys how do manage to find these utr's?

Dude, I was at a grocery store, looking at massage oils, this troll, literally looks like ms shrek is like what do you need, so I tell her my massage girl does use lotion that I like. Ms shrek says have you ever tried coconut oil, I went along with it, asked how she was so knowledgeable. She is like I used to do them just as a non pro kind of things for friends, I told her if she ever was to start again to text me.

I see her now 2-3 times per month, best less than $ I spend each week, she has no other clients, everything is on the table, but she actually massages me for an hour each time and then asks what I want,

[Asmoth]

For myself and new guys how do manage to find these utr's?

Take one for the team, go see a few girls report on how they did and eventually you'll become a senior and respected.

[Good Fellow]

You got to call her. No texts.

I have called her several times over the past week and her mailbox is full.

[Djevo62]

Prefer if you're a contributing senior, already gave her info out to 2 others. She is 25 5'5 white about 140#.

For myself and new guys how do manage to find these utr's?

[MrSmith1969]

Prefer if you're a contributing senior, already gave her info out to 2 others. She is 25 5'5 white about 140#.

Thanks gents I have the 2 others.

Personal pet peeve, over the years I have offered and gotten info. You got to understand that my friend, this and other utrs have been friends, that I have cultivated over time from like normal types to massage and then beyond. Most times it comes from a need for extra grocery cash or something. Sometimes during the holidays those needs increas, like this week and she says to me, the only person she sees, "if you know anyone " send them my way.

And that's what I am doing.

But some of you that don't fit the description above "senior" or begin your ask by "give me the hoes number" it ain't happening.

[MrSmith1969]

Prefer if you're a contributing senior, already gave her info out to 2 others. She is 25 5'5 white about 140#.

[Ditch Digger]

Has anybody seen Liz since she has been back. I tweeted her several times and she does not respond.

You got to call her. No texts.

[CraigK95]

Welcome to dealing with hookers.

When I setup with her I texted her while I was at work hours before I intended to meet, she responded about six hours later and then I setup the visit.

They are never reliable, it's part of the game.

Yea definitely, I'm just trying to find a decent outcall with very little time. I'm leaving Cleveland tomorrow.

[CraigK95]

Is that contact info on the link posted the best way to reach her? She's not replying to any more my messages or call.

* to any of my messages or calls.

Sorry for the typo.