Massage Parlor Reports

[Camsv222]

I can't believe you guys are actually talking about the spa at 23331 el toro.

Google that address and the word "bust" and tell me what you see lmao. You guys need to be safer.

Google tells me it's almost 10 years ago. Lmao been to that location for multiple spas.

[ZzzBoy14]

I can't believe you guys are actually talking about the spa at 23331 el toro.

Google that address and the word "bust" and tell me what you see lmao. You guys need to be safer.

[WoohooSoCal]

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[DunKirk666]

How's the massage that Tammy gives?

Her massage is shit. She's a looker and she knows it (great ass), so expect a tip shakedown. Worth it? Depends on what you value.

[Rntintheoc]

Which one did you see?

I've been there a number of times, and have posted here a couple times. Every chick I've seen there is smokin'. HE only, but well worth it.

[ThisDude55]

I want to let you guys know that Briana from HS is leaving at the end of Aug. She is heading back to their home state. I really like talk to her and she is pretty good at holding up a convo. Although I had nuru with one other girl. I say this girl was better than the girl that I was seeing at HS (don't want to name her because I don't want her image to be destroyed). She said that she leaves by 5 pm everyday-ish. Letting you guys know, she looks exactly like her photo on the Honey Spa Insta.

What is their insta.

[Blrtum223]

Newport Mesa. I see no one mentioning this place. This is my favorite of the traditional all Asian massage parlors. All the girls are really hot. Can be pricey. Always tipping 80-100 for topless or nude HJ. Girls are always hot though. Quality over quantity applies here. I'm fine paying an extra 20 to not get and flabby older lady. Ruby is a little older for this place but gives a great legit massage and gets nude and has soft skin and big implants. Selena is similar. Not quite as good of a massage but not bad either. These two are over 40 but all the others I've seen look under 30. Chloe is young and has giant Hitomi Tanaka type natural boobs. I'm pretty positive she briefly went by Hannah at BCC. Okay maybe I exaggerate slightly with the Hitomi Tanaka comparison but they're really big and natural. Definitely the biggest naturals I've personally been able to touch on a thin Asian girl. Tammy's good too. Smaller boobs but young, pretty and bubbly. Saw another girl once who was American born. No accent. I didn't get her name but she was early 20's and so beautiful. Had really great bolt ons and stripped down to her thong. Wish I could come across her again.

That's my 2 cents. Let me know what you think. Happy mongering!

How's the massage that Tammy gives?

[PhineasPhreak]

Mai has owned Life's Key Day Spa in San Juan Capistrano for the last five years at least. There are no more fat providers there although there are some MILFs mixed in with the younger girls. If you are ever lucky enough to experience the Sukebe chair experience in Thailand or Japan you will quickly realize that cleanliness is a huge part of the ritual. The providers will make sure you are squeaky clean before the rimjob commences. Often times they will shower with you not for sexual reasons but to ensure that you are thoroughly clean. In addition, they will clean your ass, cock and balls after each of your orgasms. Even if you watch Sukebe porn videos the pre-rimjob clean up is highly ritualized and an integral component of the experience. There was never any inference in my posts that my buddy tried to have Sara and Koko eat his unwashed butt hole. Rather, the posts indicated that he showered before every session out of consideration for the Sukebe twins. That said, I agree wholeheartedly with Wireless that you should never DFK after analingus!

Thanks for enlightening me. Please continue posting. Your contributions to this forum are greatly appreciated. I get the feeling that you are a man of refinement.

Personally, I do enjoy getting rimmed although it has only happened to me with less than a handful of girls. A few years back when Jessica was still working at the now defunct Animal Hospital on Katella and Nutwood (giggedy), my first session ever with her was spectacular just for that reason. In the middle of her massage, she said she liked my body and next I felt her warm tongue back there and it felt amazing. I have never asked for it, but perhaps I need to get past that and be more forward and request it if possible. As far as rimming girls, I perform it much more than receiving it. I love to lick the assholes of cute younger girls. I always daty first, then next the dato, and not vice versa. Sometimes doing it to them will lead to reciprocation in some instances.

[Two Minute Man]

I haven't been to life's key in a few years. But I remember a few of the staff there. One older lady, probably the biggest Viet lady I'd ever seen in my life was the main girl in there. She was around 50 ish, and very thick, which is quite a contrast from the average rail thin Viet. The staff was mostly milfs b / w 45-55, services were mostly HJ, with very scarce instances of blow and FS.

I guess they had a change in ownership according to the recent posts by 2 minute man.

I will add this: these lengthy posts are well written by a good writer. Perhaps a professional of some type. But this seems to be some kind of cuck fantasy situation, where the protagonist lives vicariously through his asshole friend. I found his behaviour to be a little disgusting especially asking these girls to rim his 60 year old hairy ass. Just a disgusting picture in my mind that is hard to erase. Perhaps the asshole friend has some anger issues toward women, he has some underlying bitterness. Perhaps a costly divorce, or maybe at his age they only want his money and he knows it. He is certainly a sick sadistic bastard and a sicko. And 2 minute man should perhaps get some counseling to understand why he feels arousal when hearing of his friend getting his dirty, dingleberry stained asshole rimmed by these young Asian girls. I certainly don't get hard when I read about that.

Mai has owned Life's Key Day Spa in San Juan Capistrano for the last five years at least. There are no more fat providers there although there are some MILFs mixed in with the younger girls. If you are ever lucky enough to experience the Sukebe chair experience in Thailand or Japan you will quickly realize that cleanliness is a huge part of the ritual. The providers will make sure you are squeaky clean before the rimjob commences. Often times they will shower with you not for sexual reasons but to ensure that you are thoroughly clean. In addition, they will clean your ass, cock and balls after each of your orgasms. Even if you watch Sukebe porn videos the pre-rimjob clean up is highly ritualized and an integral component of the experience. There was never any inference in my posts that my buddy tried to have Sara and Koko eat his unwashed butt hole. Rather, the posts indicated that he showered before every session out of consideration for the Sukebe twins. That said, I agree wholeheartedly with Wireless that you should never DFK after analingus!

[Wireless91910]

2 minute has a way with words. Although rimming maybe taboo in the US. It is well accepted in the Asian Cultures. On many trips to Japan, PI, and Thailand rimming is always part of the massage. Now I don't have a hairy asshole or gay tendencies, but receiving a rim job is quite arousing. Head over to F&C, they specializing in rimming.

P.S.,

Just don't DFK!

I haven't been to life's key in a few years. But I remember a few of the staff there. One older lady, probably the biggest Viet lady I'd ever seen in my life was the main girl in there. She was around 50 ish, and very thick, which is quite a contrast from the average rail thin Viet. The staff was mostly milfs b / w 45-55, services were mostly HJ, with very scarce instances of blow and FS.

I guess they had a change in ownership according to the recent posts by 2 minute man.

I will add this: these lengthy posts are well written by a good writer. Perhaps a professional of some type. But this seems to be some kind of cuck fantasy situation, where the protagonist lives vicariously through his asshole friend. I found his behaviour to be a little disgusting especially asking these girls to rim his 60 year old hairy ass. Just a disgusting picture in my mind that is hard to erase. Perhaps the asshole friend has some anger issues toward women, he has some underlying bitterness. Perhaps a costly divorce, or maybe at his age they only want his money and he knows it. He is certainly a sick sadistic bastard and a sicko. And 2 minute man should perhaps get some counseling to understand why he feels arousal when hearing of his friend getting his dirty, dingleberry stained asshole rimmed by these young Asian girls. I certainly don't get hard when I read about that.

[SmartPath]

Was it novia? Is she better than novia? I haven't been to honey in a while and probably won't return until there is someone at the old Paris level of service.

I've seen both Novia and Paris and thanks to the posts I've been seeing Briana recently also who's been on my radar.

So your YMMV a ton but she was pretty open minded and relaxed with me. Very sexy talker.

I'd say she's rather kinky and I've gotten some mileage in for only just beginning to see her. This girl is hot, I wonder why she's not as talked about as Novia. We need more reviews.

[MisterTwinkies]

Sara and Koko Life's Key Day Spa SJC

Good to see they canonized a new book into the Bible. Amen. Thanks for the update.

[Mansis]

Was it novia? Is she better than novia? I haven't been to honey in a while and probably won't return until there is someone at the old Paris level of service.

In my opinion she is not better than Novia. Look is fine, body type is same as Novia, service is good. You probably won't regret it but nothing spectacular.

[PhineasPhreak]

I haven't been to life's key in a few years. But I remember a few of the staff there. One older lady, probably the biggest Viet lady I'd ever seen in my life was the main girl in there. She was around 50 ish, and very thick, which is quite a contrast from the average rail thin Viet. The staff was mostly milfs b / w 45-55, services were mostly HJ, with very scarce instances of blow and FS.

I guess they had a change in ownership according to the recent posts by 2 minute man.

I will add this: these lengthy posts are well written by a good writer. Perhaps a professional of some type. But this seems to be some kind of cuck fantasy situation, where the protagonist lives vicariously through his asshole friend. I found his behaviour to be a little disgusting especially asking these girls to rim his 60 year old hairy ass. Just a disgusting picture in my mind that is hard to erase. Perhaps the asshole friend has some anger issues toward women, he has some underlying bitterness. Perhaps a costly divorce, or maybe at his age they only want his money and he knows it. He is certainly a sick sadistic bastard and a sicko. And 2 minute man should perhaps get some counseling to understand why he feels arousal when hearing of his friend getting his dirty, dingleberry stained asshole rimmed by these young Asian girls. I certainly don't get hard when I read about that.

[Grimmy23]

I'm not much of an M&A fan. Pricier and I've run into some not so good attitudes there. Downey Therapy is a nondescript place in a low traffic center. Yeah I've seen a few 20 somethings in there but most are in their 40's. I've never seen a hottie in there but none have been what I'd call ugly either. Always good service and never any haggling over the tip. When I do the run up the legs thing I go up their skirts and half the time they're not even wearing panties there.

I rarely go to the AMPs any more though. I just get a sense of "been there, done that." They're all pretty much the same. Strip, get 10 minutes of crappy ass back massage, run up the legs, get a couple minutes of ball teasing, flip, awkward tip negotiation, she gets you off in about 30 seconds, clean up and out the door in less than 30 minutes. I usually leave thinking "I blew $100 on that?

I've been wanting to try one of the nuru places but am pretty sure they won't measure up to what I got used to in Asia. I'd also love to find a place where you can actually choose from a lineup. There are places that advertise that but it always seems they only have one girl available when you show up.

Years ago before the internet was really a thing there were places that operated out of big houses in Bel Air. I was in my early 20's and single them. They'd advertise in the LA XPress "body on body massage by college girls. "Holy fucking crap, they weren't kidding. 20 year old white girl next door types with very sweet personalities. I seriously wanted to date one of them. They'd basically get naked and spend the hour rubbing their tits all over you and cuddling while having nice conversation. Only problem was my favorite girl there couldn't give a HJ to save her life. It was like nobody ever taught her how. It's pretty bad when a hot naked 20 year old can't get a 23 year old guy off. I'd end up finishing myself while she watched. I've been looking for a place like that to resurface for over 20 years but haven't found anything close.

In downey an old reliable CBJ place with old Chinese ladies? You talking about M&A? I've creampied them ladies hahaha. There are young koreans in downey. At downey therapy I've had one or two twentyish korean girls. The third girl there is a granny though. Just a couple doors north is downey accu and ya that place is a Chinese granny mixed bag too but I've banged one or two there as well. The antoni nguyen place in downey has younger HJ only viets supposedly but I don't go there because I can wank myself at home thank you very much LOL.