Massage Parlor Reports

[The Camel]

Hit Ktown with my boys and a guy they knew back in the day. Back-in-the-day guy says he knows a sure place, and we check it out. Aside from the guy being an idiot, he insisted we go together, which sussed me out. In any case, we just got massages there. No extras, no nothing. I tried to brush up on Michelle during the massage and she kept avoiding it and at the end, I tried the straightforward approach and she said no while eyeing my pecker. I guess I shouldn't listen to dodgy friends of friends.

This place skips back and forth over the line for the last couple of years. Before that it was a total ripoff legit place because they posted 100 ads a day on BP and other places clearly trying to create the impression they were a HE spot which they completely were not. Eventually they changed and became a reliable HE spot but now like many others in the area, being ultra-careful depending on the daily heat index.

Regardless, your instincts were correct. MP mongering is NOT a team sport. If you want a HE it is plain idiotic to go in with a group of friends.

[AdvFoundation3]

Hit Ktown with my boys and a guy they knew back in the day. Back-in-the-day guy says he knows a sure place, and we check it out. Aside from the guy being an idiot, he insisted we go together, which sussed me out. In any case, we just got massages there. No extras, no nothing. I tried to brush up on Michelle during the massage and she kept avoiding it and at the end, I tried the straightforward approach and she said no while eyeing my pecker. I guess I shouldn't listen to dodgy friends of friends.

[PriscillaM]

http://www.belgrade-news.com/news/ja...9bb2963f4.html

This is how LE works in the heartland. You get a narc to roll in, get a half BJ. LOL.

[Scotchman]

I got unlucky and got the 50+ one when I went damn.

Try this: Change girl, please.

[GreySandals]

Checked out Genesis and paid to have some old lady put lukewarm towels on me. Pretty sure it was just one person working since she probably spent about 5 minutes inside the room, the other time she would go to the other client's rooms and put towels on them. Waste of time and money.

[Justice2001]

A-1 is a really good bet, but the providers there are really young. Sure, it is nice to fuck a gal who is like 20 or 21, but they are not very experienced. But, every once in a while at A-1, they whip out a lady who is like 36-40 on the asian rubmaps age meter, meaning she is like 55 or more. Then you are in heaven. But I would stay away from A-1, the girls there are just too young.

I got unlucky and got the 50+ one when I went damn.

[PriscillaM]

Had an itch that needed scratching, so called ahead and booked with Coco. Actually a pretty decent massage. Late 30's (I think), and skinny, short, and cute as a button. Allowed some light OTC roaming during massage. On the flip, allowed UTC, and nipple sucking. Nice finish. 60/60 and out the door. A out 10 min short on time, but overall, a good service today.

Trouble getting in with the bookers, as I am new out here, so massage parlors until I can.

Stay safe boys.

Fish.

Did she finger your mancunt?

[FishingForSome]

Had an itch that needed scratching, so called ahead and booked with Coco. Actually a pretty decent massage. Late 30's (I think), and skinny, short, and cute as a button. Allowed some light OTC roaming during massage. On the flip, allowed UTC, and nipple sucking. Nice finish. 60/60 and out the door. A out 10 min short on time, but overall, a good service today.

Trouble getting in with the bookers, as I am new out here, so massage parlors until I can.

Stay safe boys.

Fish.

[KGConn]

How long has it been since you were there? Rubmaps has this place listed as "Closed". Fwiw since RM designations of opened or closed are many times not up to date. But perhaps this is why you don't see their tweets anymore.

I was there last week. They advertise pretty heavily on CXG still.

[The Camel]

They used to advertise on Gentlemen's Guide but I don't see their tweets anymore. I guess they decided Cityxguide is good enough. Anyway, this place is on a road parallel to the 60 freeway so it's pretty unassuming. Go up the stairs and it's the door in front of you with the doorbell (not the one to your left).

Went there, young man let me in, asked if I wanted half an hour or an hour. Told him half, asked for $40 and led me into a room. I asked for a line up, but he said there was only one girl working that night. They had me waiting in a room for about 20 minutes. I wanted to walk out but I was already out 40 bucks. Just when I was about to leave, the woman walks in, says her name is Luna. About 5'8", slim athletic, no butt but massive man-made boobs. She tells me it's $140 for FS, so I lay the money on the table and we get to it.

As for the action, it's the usual: CBJ, CG, doggy, finish in mish.

All in all, it's nothing special, but ever since Verdugo closed down this is the only late night place within a close distance from me, so I'll probably be back.

How long has it been since you were there? Rubmaps has this place listed as "Closed". Fwiw since RM designations of opened or closed are many times not up to date. But perhaps this is why you don't see their tweets anymore.

[KGConn]

They used to advertise on Gentlemen's Guide but I don't see their tweets anymore. I guess they decided Cityxguide is good enough. Anyway, this place is on a road parallel to the 60 freeway so it's pretty unassuming. Go up the stairs and it's the door in front of you with the doorbell (not the one to your left).

Went there, young man let me in, asked if I wanted half an hour or an hour. Told him half, asked for $40 and led me into a room. I asked for a line up, but he said there was only one girl working that night. They had me waiting in a room for about 20 minutes. I wanted to walk out but I was already out 40 bucks. Just when I was about to leave, the woman walks in, says her name is Luna. About 5'8", slim athletic, no butt but massive man-made boobs. She tells me it's $140 for FS, so I lay the money on the table and we get to it.

As for the action, it's the usual: CBJ, CG, doggy, finish in mish.

All in all, it's nothing special, but ever since Verdugo closed down this is the only late night place within a close distance from me, so I'll probably be back.

[MisterTwinkies]

The "parlors" are dumps. The agencies are over-priced with lousy service.

I don't doubt it.

[Xnintoolx]

You always give the best descriptions which are pretty accurate, love it!

Here is what the temple is not. It is not full service. It is not a place you can cream pie in to some girl's pussy. It is not cheap. It is not a therapeutic massage. The massage there is awful. Some dud reviewed the place and claimed he only got a massage. He must have been wearing LAPD boxers.

What it is is an overpriced handjob from a girl under 30, sometimes under 25, who if you are lucky will let you touch her tits and who will show you a nice Bush. This is the westside not, the sgv. There is no cum in mouth and have the girl cook for you for 25 dollars. The girls here post their pics and they are not airbrushed, generally. I am sometimes viewed as a homer for this place. Look - it is all there is on the westside if you want a girl who is not an Asian ages 29-65 or who looks like they were hit by a truck.

There are a few jedi at the place, very few. The rest are crap and maya celeste is crap concentrate.

[DunKirk666]

The "parlors" are dumps. The agencies are over-priced with lousy service.

+1000.

Talk about over rated. Especially the agencies.

[Scotchman]

..., but K-Town is full of parlors and agencies, ....

The "parlors" are dumps. The agencies are over-priced with lousy service.