Massage Parlor Reports

**ChiBoy2** · 05-10-19 01:34

Had the exact same experience, overall fun for me was 5/10.

Very rushed massage, odd shape ass, blah titi, fake noises. Reading you post was like a rewind / replay of my Tuesday night. LOL.

Stay safe out there.

Originally Posted by PanteraPotzee [View Original Post]

I went early morning 2 days ago. Missy was the one to greet me. Very friendly, noy ugly, but just blah.

When she got butt ass naked I noticed her backside. Very odd shape. Chubby, there's cute chubby and gravy chubby, she was gravy. Decent boobs but no ass at all.

The massage was rushed and lackluster. The upcharge, she thought she was playing so smooth. So I figured screw it let get a load and some laughs, plus make her work for. I asked her and for RCG LOL. She didn't seem pleased but I dropped my hard earned coins, don't get me wrong I and way would ever do something a chick didn't want done, or feel entitled because of my coin. But nothing grinds my gears more that rip off chick. Give good service or find another profession. Anyways she climbed on RCG and junior got weak and lost his strength. Told her BJ would work she offered CBJ, I knew it would take me forever but oh well.

So I let her work for a good awhile. She's complaining. So at my 52 m min mark & I told her stop. I got my phone turned on porn hub and stroked it for about 2 minutes and blew it all in her hair and face. 2 franklins gone but so was my load and I got some good laughs.

Note providers you guys complain about how you get treated. But I've noticed the ones who complain are the ones that give mediocre to poor service. If you are going to be a shittee provider I am going to be a borderline dick client. It works bot ways.

Way better options guys.

PP.

**BaconDelish** · 05-10-19 01:18

Everyone loves the big names like You and BO but sometimes the feeling of going to a hole in the wall or independent AMP is second to none. I'll post more of these but the first one and one I've repeatedly come back to is golden pheonix. I believe there's only one woman working there as I've yet to see anyone else. She's nice and friendly, I'm not good with age so maybe late 30's to mid 40's. Slender, nice but perky tits with big nipples. Massage is always good. The first time you go you might have to convince her for some extra but after that she'll remember you and do it everytime. Haven't asked for anything other than a standard HE but for now that's all I've been satisfied with.

**BaconDelish** · 05-10-19 01:03

Originally Posted by PanteraPotzee [View Original Post]

Way better options guys.

Warned you guys, if you ever have a thought about going to 88. Do yourself a favor and don't, You is just across the street and is almost always a good time.

**DooMutt** · 05-09-19 22:13

Can anyone tell me what the total average cost would be for a visit to KMS?

**GiantsLife** · 05-09-19 21:04

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You have got to be shitting me, with 6 posts you're telling a guy what he shouldn't be doing. You said you learned that your first post shouldn't be a question. You didn't learn that from our rules, had you paid attention to our rules and not some douchebag you would have known to do bullshit like this in the rat trap.

A2

**DooMutt** · 05-09-19 16:48

What was the total cost for this dream?

**DooMutt** · 05-09-19 16:46

What was the total cost for this adventure?

**RobertJdn** · 05-09-19 14:54

I had the pleasure of meeting Lily Gold. What a fine person she is in looks and personality. It was a super experience, massage and fun but definitely not FS. Will go again and again soon.

**Wolverine1977** · 05-09-19 10:37

Hi. Can anyone tell me kms stands for so I can look this place. Definitely Kiki sounds like the girl to go for.

Originally Posted by Lover520 [View Original Post]

Found the hottest little spinner at KMS today. I went to see Chelsea but she was not available and I was told there was a new young and beautiful girl from Singapore, said she was very tiny and very beautiful, how could I say no plus I didn't have time to wait for Chelsea. I went in the room, got ready and in walked this little gorgeous spinner name Kiki, she was perfectly described. This girl has a perfect, all natural body with perfect curves. Kiki brought me to the table shower and gave me one of the hottest body to body rub downs, she was like an exotic ballet dancer the way she moved her body over mine. I couldn't wait to go back to the room to see what else Kiki was good at. Apparently she came from BO and was very popular there. Back in the room she gave a great massage but honesty, I was way past the massage after that body rub. Kiki has a great touch and even better skilled with her mouth. She started slow and was able to deep throat almost down to my balls. This girl was driving me crazy, I had to stop her before I lost it. I suited up and Kiki told me to fuck her from behind, she has the perfect ass to grab onto to pull her deeper. She said she wanted to show me how she liked it and motioned me to lay back down. She straddles my cock and started moving her hips front to back in a perfect rhythm than she did something super hot, she turned her body sideways so she could watch her self fuck me. If she wasn't turned on, she should win an academy award. As she is fucking me she starts rubbing her clit, faster and harder and I could feel the warm juices going down my balls as she convulsed on my dick. She looked over, smiled and told me she wants me to watch her in the mirror suck me dick. Sounded perfect to me, we both watched her suck me, she asked me to cum in her mouth, she didn't get the word mouth out and I was blowing my load. Most girls stop sucking and hold on but this girl sucked harder. It was one of my best experiences ever. Fuck, this girl is amazing. Enjoy guys.

**MotoMadman** · 05-08-19 22:45

Originally Posted by Nardog [View Original Post]

Had the great opportunity to pay a visit to Boston Pam recently. With all the situation going around the AMPs I believe is better to stick to those that you can visit at less obvious places.

I have to say at first I was a bit skeptical, for many reasons, her place in Winter Park is in an old office complex that doesn't look that welcoming, but once you go in, everything changes.

Communication was great, typical two way phone call, she is very strict about no texting if you have not seen her first. Also, the inside of her place has a full bathroom with a shower if you need to freshen up after a long day before the massage. Anyhow, let's cut to the chase and see what you guys think about the dream, shall we?

First I have to say that Pam's pictures do not make any justice to 1) how beautiful she is 2) how hot she is 3) how tall she is. We are talking here about a mature woman who looks 30 with body of Jessica Rabbit. Her curves are sensational and her personality is spectacular.

She has an interestingly decorated massage room in her studio with a professional massage table, very quiet and also separate from other buildings so you don't have to worry about thin walls.

Her massage skills are off the charts, she will make sure that every. Single. Inch. Of your body is taken into consideration. On the flip side your mileage might vary, but always be ready, be courteous and be a gentleman because for Pam the sky is the limit.

What was the damage and how can I find her contact info? You have a link?

**Area Gentleman** · 05-08-19 21:10

Originally Posted by SoftTail24 [View Original Post]

Yep, went to try and reconnect with Yuki today. But I did just what is now expected, drive around and take a look. Right in the same spot you described was but an undercover LEO, dark four door, black rims and those little lights by the license plate, with binoculars. Bird watching? Maybe not. So I chose to continue on. Stay safe! Maybe another day!

I was at Shangri La last Tuesday and saw Yuki briefly as I was leaving and she was coming in. Was in Kissimmee today, saw Yuki again and had a nice chat (lucky me

So she may not have been at Shangri La anyway. Said she would be at KMS this month and back at Shangri La next month. Alternating between the two I gather. She's managing the girls at both places and also training them. I told her they could not have a better teacher. Yuki is such a treasure!

**Dexter76** · 05-08-19 20:57

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**ColombianCoco** · 05-08-19 20:32

Clear your inbox please!

**PanteraPotzee** · 05-08-19 19:44

I went early morning 2 days ago. Missy was the one to greet me. Very friendly, noy ugly, but just blah.

When she got butt ass naked I noticed her backside. Very odd shape. Chubby, there's cute chubby and gravy chubby, she was gravy. Decent boobs but no ass at all.

The massage was rushed and lackluster. The upcharge, she thought she was playing so smooth. So I figured screw it let get a load and some laughs, plus make her work for. I asked her and for RCG LOL. She didn't seem pleased but I dropped my hard earned coins, don't get me wrong I and way would ever do something a chick didn't want done, or feel entitled because of my coin. But nothing grinds my gears more that rip off chick. Give good service or find another profession. Anyways she climbed on RCG and junior got weak and lost his strength. Told her BJ would work she offered CBJ, I knew it would take me forever but oh well.

So I let her work for a good awhile. She's complaining. So at my 52 m min mark & I told her stop. I got my phone turned on porn hub and stroked it for about 2 minutes and blew it all in her hair and face. 2 franklins gone but so was my load and I got some good laughs.

Note providers you guys complain about how you get treated. But I've noticed the ones who complain are the ones that give mediocre to poor service. If you are going to be a shittee provider I am going to be a borderline dick client. It works bot ways.

Way better options guys.

PP.

**Member #5981** · 05-08-19 17:38

Originally Posted by StimpyLove2003 [View Original Post]

I went to dinner tonight at A Japanese steakhouse, which happens to be across the street from Yuki's new place. In the parking lots sits an Orange County deputy cruiser, with a LEO sitting in the car facing the massage parlor. He was still in the car when I left 2 hours later. Be careful.

Yep, went to try and reconnect with Yuki today. But I did just what is now expected, drive around and take a look. Right in the same spot you described was but an undercover LEO, dark four door, black rims and those little lights by the license plate, with binoculars. Bird watching? Maybe not. So I chose to continue on. Stay safe! Maybe another day!