Massage Parlor Reports

**CmJ5538** · 04-19-19 18:53

Originally Posted by Averily [View Original Post]

No there is no encouragement. Reviews are all over the Detroit board from their 4 locations. Today has a "La Tocca" reciew. All operate the same way. Great client pull with tease ads and hot girls but nothing delivered.

Despite all the warnings and reviews people still fall for their schtick.

Haven't reviewed many of these. So let me know if there is too much or too little here.

Went to this 3413 Cedar place today, figured it couldn't hurt and if nothing else I could've used a massage anyway. I was greeted by a BBBW who looked young / new, she gave me the prices but had to get someone else to come run my card. She mentioned there were "specials" but couldn't' answer when I asked what they were. The someone else was the manager, she was a tall, white, attractive. The damage was $ for an hr, plus $. 2 for tip.

The manager was already with someone, so I went back with the girl who greeted me. Turns out it was her second day, she was 21, and is just learning how to massage. It showed. We also went through about 2 bottles (literally) of lotion, and there was no flip, nor encouragement, etc.

After the 48 min massage, I was leaving and caught the manager who was now free and asked her about these specials. She showed me a sheet with the descriptions & price. Basically, she would do a massage in a bikini for $hr, or just the bottoms for $hr (I don't remember exact prices, but I was about that). She also have me a business card with her snapchat on it. Overall, probably would not repeat nor recommend, if nothing else because of the crazy prices.

**Choose** · 04-19-19 11:55

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

Sounds nice! Did she encourage or did you attempt a do it yourself? What was the total damage, did you tip even though there was no extra action?

No encouragement or hint. Although, I am sure they would not discourage a selfie. That said, I knew what to expect from this place. I go there every six weeks or so. It seems they have a high turnover, but I'm starting to suspect they move them around their various locations to keep them from establishing a relationship with clients to mitigate the chances of unwanted behavior. The massage providers are always genuinely pleasant, very pretty, and young. The place is very clean and fresh. The massage I usually get are more of a full body caressing than an actual massage. That is why I go. It's nice to sometimes get an hour of long soothing strokes, affection and pampering even tho no happy ending. She didn't talk much but when she did she would get close to my ear and talk in a soft voice. Her hair would drape over my head and face. She smelled wonderful. A HE would be the icing no doubt. But because the experience is always so pleasant and soothing I always tip a $20. Now I want to go back, but only if I knew I would get her again. Melissa, I think is her name.

**Love The Lips** · 04-19-19 10:42

Originally Posted by Choose [View Original Post]

At Asian Massage today a Fresh Breeze blew in and made my day. She was young, mid 20's, tall with gorgeous flowing hair down to her waist, and big toothy beautiful smile. She was very friendly and smelled like spring time. She kept slinging her hair around to her back which sent the fragrance whipping around like spring breeze. She was so pleasant and fresh. It was a good thing because the massage was adequate and there was no hint of anything further. She did however allow me to caress her leg and ass. When I went above her waist she was good at blocking my attempts to go higher. On the flip she gave a very nice upper body massage. Same with the legs. But stay clear of the boys. I actually left feeling fresh and energized. I will go back on occasion because she was so refreshing and fun.

Sounds nice! Did she encourage or did you attempt a do it yourself? What was the total damage, did you tip even though there was no extra action?

**Choose** · 04-18-19 20:01

At Asian Massage today a Fresh Breeze blew in and made my day. She was young, mid 20's, tall with gorgeous flowing hair down to her waist, and big toothy beautiful smile. She was very friendly and smelled like spring time. She kept slinging her hair around to her back which sent the fragrance whipping around like spring breeze. She was so pleasant and fresh. It was a good thing because the massage was adequate and there was no hint of anything further. She did however allow me to caress her leg and ass. When I went above her waist she was good at blocking my attempts to go higher. On the flip she gave a very nice upper body massage. Same with the legs. But stay clear of the boys. I actually left feeling fresh and energized. I will go back on occasion because she was so refreshing and fun.

**Hyung** · 04-18-19 01:41

What's difference between soft medium hard massage and how do you initiate otc.

**MojoFallin** · 04-17-19 22:33

Originally Posted by KZooMarine [View Original Post]

Saw Mikki at LAcu. I was concerned going in as I'm half her age, but when she came in, fuck if I could tell. She doesn't look or act the reported 63 years old. If I just saw her without knowing I'd assume 40's.

After the shower I just asked her straight up for what I wanted, BBBJ, cfs, 2 shots. She tried to Jack up the process but I stuck at $ on top of the house fee. She delivered on all 3 requests, minimal massage, but mainly because she started playing with the "million dollar cock", which I assume she's said to more guys than I could count, so things progressed quickly. Everything was a good experience from meeting to leaving. I'll repeat next time I'm in Lansing.

WHAT? You got the million dollar cock? She said I had the million dollar cock. That *****! LOL.

**KZooMarine** · 04-17-19 18:42

Saw Mikki at LAcu. I was concerned going in as I'm half her age, but when she came in, fuck if I could tell. She doesn't look or act the reported 63 years old. If I just saw her without knowing I'd assume 40's.

After the shower I just asked her straight up for what I wanted, BBBJ, cfs, 2 shots. She tried to Jack up the process but I stuck at $ on top of the house fee. She delivered on all 3 requests, minimal massage, but mainly because she started playing with the "million dollar cock", which I assume she's said to more guys than I could count, so things progressed quickly. Everything was a good experience from meeting to leaving. I'll repeat next time I'm in Lansing.

**GingoBiloba** · 04-17-19 14:05

Originally Posted by Averily [View Original Post]

No there is no encouragement. Reviews are all over the Detroit board from their 4 locations. Today has a "La Tocca" reciew. All operate the same way. Great client pull with tease ads and hot girls but nothing delivered.

Despite all the warnings and reviews people still fall for their schtick.

Well that's a shame. Thanks for the heads up.

**Averily** · 04-17-19 12:15

Originally Posted by GingoBiloba [View Original Post]

Interesting, I'm willing to give it a shot. I'm not really in to asian girls but that's all you seem to be able to find as far as fun massage parlors go. Would be great if there was something to be had here.

Do you know if its the type of place that at least encourages you to finish yourself off or is there nothing to be had what so ever for the most part?

No there is no encouragement. Reviews are all over the Detroit board from their 4 locations. Today has a "La Tocca" reciew. All operate the same way. Great client pull with tease ads and hot girls but nothing delivered.

Despite all the warnings and reviews people still fall for their schtick.

**Moonglow913** · 04-17-19 09:00

Originally Posted by TwistedBrother [View Original Post]

I would like to know a LOT of things about her, LOL, especially her origin story and beyond the AMP. Like those orgies with her friends. Oh well. Anyway, she never seemed to have a problem with my creampies. But maybe I finished in her mouth or elsewhere outside more than I remember. It's been awhile.

Also, I first saw her in Alma in 04, so I'm not sure if she'd have been there as early as the 90's.

I hear you TB. Espeacially about the rumored orgies. Anyone have any intel? Maybe I'll make a visit and ask. You might be right about the dates as well.

**TwistedBrother** · 04-17-19 08:42

I would like to know a LOT of things about her, LOL, especially her origin story and beyond the AMP. Like those orgies with her friends. Oh well. Anyway, she never seemed to have a problem with my creampies. But maybe I finished in her mouth or elsewhere outside more than I remember. It's been awhile.

Also, I first saw her in Alma in 04, so I'm not sure if she'd have been there as early as the 90's.

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

I have seen Mikki quite a few times going back over twenty years (could that be possible? I first saw her when she was in Alma and I think that was in the 90's). Anyway, not once has she ever gone for cover. I know she doesn't like CIP. I wonder what her criteria is? Although BB seems the norm. I haven't seen her in a while but from the reports she is providing same old service even if she is at another place. Man would I like to know the back story on that transfer. She was at Hawaii for years.

**GingoBiloba** · 04-17-19 06:26

Originally Posted by Averily [View Original Post]

There is a new place at 3413 S Cedar. It is a white girl place and part of a Detroit chain known for teasing customers with sexy girls in ads but ultimately delivering nothing. They do daily snapchats inviting you to come see them. Their friendliness and open nature is refreshing but don't think anything will happen.

Interesting, I'm willing to give it a shot. I'm not really in to asian girls but that's all you seem to be able to find as far as fun massage parlors go. Would be great if there was something to be had here.

Do you know if its the type of place that at least encourages you to finish yourself off or is there nothing to be had what so ever for the most part?

**LigmaPatient0** · 04-16-19 21:59

Originally Posted by Choose [View Original Post]

Well that's disappointing. What is the name of the business? I'd like to check them out first and then go in for a massage. I'm curious as to how they compare to our usual Asian providers of the most friendly and welcoming places. I'll give it a go and report back soon after.

Massage is garbage, no HE. Don't waste your time or money.

**Averily** · 04-16-19 21:36

Originally Posted by Choose [View Original Post]

Well that's disappointing. What is the name of the business? I'd like to check them out first and then go in for a massage. I'm curious as to how they compare to our usual Asian providers of the most friendly and welcoming places. I'll give it a go and report back soon after.

Good, let us know. Lansing massage. You can find her snapchat with that name too.

**Choose** · 04-16-19 09:41

Originally Posted by Averily [View Original Post]

There is a new place at 3413 S Cedar. It is a white girl place and part of a Detroit chain known for teasing customers with sexy girls in ads but ultimately delivering nothing. They do daily snapchats inviting you to come see them. Their friendliness and open nature is refreshing but don't think anything will happen.

Well that's disappointing. What is the name of the business? I'd like to check them out first and then go in for a massage. I'm curious as to how they compare to our usual Asian providers of the most friendly and welcoming places. I'll give it a go and report back soon after.