Massage Parlor Reports

[AvBrent]

Took one for the team on MH Massage on Southfield. I knew it was going to be a legit place from the moment I walked in. Advertising a special couples massages. Really nice place. Linens smelled clean. Most comfortable massage table I've ever been on. I wanted a half hour which I knew was $. 5 so I got undressed and put $. 8 down on the table. She walked in, saw the money, counted it, I told her the rest was a tip. She gave the absolute best massage I've ever had. Pretty much no tease at all. Although I told her I wanted a half hour she went for 45 minutes. On the flip she put a drape over the part that matters and continued the massage. Eventually she bumped into it and said "sorry too much?" I said "no". She eventually started brushing into it and running her hand over it but when the rubber met the road she offered me self-service. She wasn't that friendly before or after but they do give out complimentary FULL SIZE waters on the way out so at least I've got that going for me.

Nice review. How much was an hour? Was she good looking? Do you think if you had played your cards different she'd have finished with a HJ?

[ScMagic12]

Yep. By the Big Boy. This is basically my exact experience to a T.

Hey, let's not disparage an American iconic brand with a half ass massage parlor and a painful he by a grandma. Big boy and grandmas always evoke a positive image in my mind, don't diminish that for me.

[Anon2854]

Took one for the team on MH Massage on Southfield. I knew it was going to be a legit place from the moment I walked in. Advertising a special couples massages. Really nice place. Linens smelled clean. Most comfortable massage table I've ever been on. I wanted a half hour which I knew was $. 5 so I got undressed and put $. 8 down on the table. She walked in, saw the money, counted it, I told her the rest was a tip. She gave the absolute best massage I've ever had. Pretty much no tease at all. Although I told her I wanted a half hour she went for 45 minutes. On the flip she put a drape over the part that matters and continued the massage. Eventually she bumped into it and said "sorry too much?" I said "no". She eventually started brushing into it and running her hand over it but when the rubber met the road she offered me self-service. She wasn't that friendly before or after but they do give out complimentary FULL SIZE waters on the way out so at least I've got that going for me.

[Anon2854]

The place on Southfield by the big boy? It's possible. Been there easily 20-30 x over the past 4 years. Never an issue. Solid massage, ok HE. The one lady can go hard enough to make your eyes water. They are both probably somebody's grandma.

Yep. By the Big Boy. This is basically my exact experience to a T.

[BattMann]

The place on Southfield by the big boy? It's possible. Been there easily 20-30 x over the past 4 years. Never an issue. Solid massage, ok HE. The one lady can go hard enough to make your eyes water. They are both probably somebody's grandma.

I am not saying it couldn't happen. Sometimes, these places get sold and the new people provide a different service. Let us know what happens the 2nd time around.

[ZombSayshi]

Obviously there is no way to prove it but I can tell you it happened. Maybe I caught her on a good day? I might go back again this weekend and give an update.

I got finished there regularly too about 2 and a half years ago when I lived out there.

[RayLatoole]

Crazy question, but why don't you just take care of that for her? LOL.

She likes shaved bushes!

[HeeJung47]

Obviously there is no way to prove it but I can tell you it happened. Maybe I caught her on a good day? I might go back again this weekend and give an update.

I am not saying it couldn't happen. Sometimes, these places get sold and the new people provide a different service. Let us know what happens the 2nd time around.

[RWhite]

Crazy question, but why don't you just take care of that for her? LOL.

I will definitely do that, but like some of us in here she also has an Asian fetish. I told her good luck because AMP's up here discourage women from coming in.

[Rolling Stoner]

Fellas, I need your help. A female friend is flying in for the week from Miami. She's open minded and well aware of my AMP visits. She says there's plenty in Florida for ladies and wants a H. E. From a parlor while up here DATY a plus.

I pick her up from Troy airport Saturday morning so help me out if you know an AMP that leaves a woman happy also then message me.

There is only one place she will be happy with. Try the Rolling Stoner Massage and Spa. PM me for address.

[CarmeloJoe35]

Fellas, I need your help. A female friend is flying in for the week from Miami. She's open minded and well aware of my AMP visits. She says there's plenty in Florida for ladies and wants a H. E. From a parlor while up here DATY a plus.

I pick her up from Troy airport Saturday morning so help me out if you know an AMP that leaves a woman happy also then message me.

Crazy question, but why don't you just take care of that for her? LOL.

[RWhite]

Fellas, I need your help. A female friend is flying in for the week from Miami. She's open minded and well aware of my AMP visits. She says there's plenty in Florida for ladies and wants a H. E. From a parlor while up here DATY a plus.

I pick her up from Troy airport Saturday morning so help me out if you know an AMP that leaves a woman happy also then message me.

[Anon2854]

And BTW the last rubmaps review was 24 months ago.

Obviously there is no way to prove it but I can tell you it happened. Maybe I caught her on a good day? I might go back again this weekend and give an update.

[PieBoy]

It is the same place and it is marked non-erotic. There is 22 reviews on this place. 21 say they got only a standard massage, pretty sure the 22nd review was a lie.

And BTW the last rubmaps review was 24 months ago.

[HeeJung47]

Not the owner. Are you sure we are talking about the same place? Check post #12538: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...201&viewfull=1. Some other guy with pretty much the exact experience I had. I didn't find anyone else in this thread talking about the place. I don't pay for rubmaps so I can't see reviews but it's not marked "non-erotic" there and it has 20 ish reviews. I figured if it had that many reviews and wasn't marked non-erotic it must be worth at least checking out.

It is the same place and it is marked non-erotic. There is 22 reviews on this place. 21 say they got only a standard massage, pretty sure the 22nd review was a lie.