Massage Parlor Reports

[Anon2854]

Nice review. How much was an hour? Was she good looking? Do you think if you had played your cards different she'd have finished with a HJ?

Don't remember. I usually call ahead for prices so when I get there I already have a plan. I think $. 7 for an hour? She was not THAT cute but probably in her 30's. She had a pretty thick accent but didn't seem fresh off the boat like many others do (don't mean that to be racist). Personality definitely didn't make up for the average looks. She used hot stones and even climbed up on the table (pre flip). As I said before, excellent massage. I don't think she would have done it if I'd played my cards differently. The place has been open less than a year if I remember correctly. I didn't give detail about what happened on the flip in my last review so I'll do it here: I flipped, she covered me up with a small towel. She rubbed my stomach and inner thighs. She started getting closer and closer but I knew where it was going. She ran her hand gently over my guy. I moved the towel. She continued to 1 out of 10 tease. I eventually just grabbed her hand gently and put it where it is supposed to go. She pulled back and said "you need some oil?" I said "no, you do it. " She said "massage only here. " I was going to just call it quits but since I tipped up front anyway I decided to just do self service. She rubbed my boys and stomach. That was that. I understand refusing self-service but when I read about guys that storm out and say "I'm never coming back" or refuse to tip or EVEN PAY, I just think they're assholes. People have a right to not go beyond the standard massage. Fortunately there are sites like this and rubmaps so you at least know what you're getting into before you walk in the door.

[Anon2854]

Any Caucasian massage parlors offering HE out there? Never gone to a residence for a massage and feeling uneasy about it.

[RayLatoole]

Yep. By the Big Boy. This is basically my exact experience to a T.

I know they all have a lucy working, but the lucy that I saw there used to work at tomii in livonia. She was wild!. Wondering if she's still there.

[AvBrent]

Took one for the team on MH Massage on Southfield. I knew it was going to be a legit place from the moment I walked in. Advertising a special couples massages. Really nice place. Linens smelled clean. Most comfortable massage table I've ever been on. I wanted a half hour which I knew was $. 5 so I got undressed and put $. 8 down on the table. She walked in, saw the money, counted it, I told her the rest was a tip. She gave the absolute best massage I've ever had. Pretty much no tease at all. Although I told her I wanted a half hour she went for 45 minutes. On the flip she put a drape over the part that matters and continued the massage. Eventually she bumped into it and said "sorry too much?" I said "no". She eventually started brushing into it and running her hand over it but when the rubber met the road she offered me self-service. She wasn't that friendly before or after but they do give out complimentary FULL SIZE waters on the way out so at least I've got that going for me.

Nice review. How much was an hour? Was she good looking? Do you think if you had played your cards different she'd have finished with a HJ?

[ScMagic12]

Yep. By the Big Boy. This is basically my exact experience to a T.

Hey, let's not disparage an American iconic brand with a half ass massage parlor and a painful he by a grandma. Big boy and grandmas always evoke a positive image in my mind, don't diminish that for me.

[Anon2854]

Took one for the team on MH Massage on Southfield. I knew it was going to be a legit place from the moment I walked in. Advertising a special couples massages. Really nice place. Linens smelled clean. Most comfortable massage table I've ever been on. I wanted a half hour which I knew was $. 5 so I got undressed and put $. 8 down on the table. She walked in, saw the money, counted it, I told her the rest was a tip. She gave the absolute best massage I've ever had. Pretty much no tease at all. Although I told her I wanted a half hour she went for 45 minutes. On the flip she put a drape over the part that matters and continued the massage. Eventually she bumped into it and said "sorry too much?" I said "no". She eventually started brushing into it and running her hand over it but when the rubber met the road she offered me self-service. She wasn't that friendly before or after but they do give out complimentary FULL SIZE waters on the way out so at least I've got that going for me.

[Anon2854]

The place on Southfield by the big boy? It's possible. Been there easily 20-30 x over the past 4 years. Never an issue. Solid massage, ok HE. The one lady can go hard enough to make your eyes water. They are both probably somebody's grandma.

Yep. By the Big Boy. This is basically my exact experience to a T.

[BattMann]

The place on Southfield by the big boy? It's possible. Been there easily 20-30 x over the past 4 years. Never an issue. Solid massage, ok HE. The one lady can go hard enough to make your eyes water. They are both probably somebody's grandma.

I am not saying it couldn't happen. Sometimes, these places get sold and the new people provide a different service. Let us know what happens the 2nd time around.

[ZombSayshi]

Obviously there is no way to prove it but I can tell you it happened. Maybe I caught her on a good day? I might go back again this weekend and give an update.

I got finished there regularly too about 2 and a half years ago when I lived out there.

[RayLatoole]

Crazy question, but why don't you just take care of that for her? LOL.

She likes shaved bushes!

[HeeJung47]

Obviously there is no way to prove it but I can tell you it happened. Maybe I caught her on a good day? I might go back again this weekend and give an update.

I am not saying it couldn't happen. Sometimes, these places get sold and the new people provide a different service. Let us know what happens the 2nd time around.

[RWhite]

Crazy question, but why don't you just take care of that for her? LOL.

I will definitely do that, but like some of us in here she also has an Asian fetish. I told her good luck because AMP's up here discourage women from coming in.

[Rolling Stoner]

Fellas, I need your help. A female friend is flying in for the week from Miami. She's open minded and well aware of my AMP visits. She says there's plenty in Florida for ladies and wants a H. E. From a parlor while up here DATY a plus.

I pick her up from Troy airport Saturday morning so help me out if you know an AMP that leaves a woman happy also then message me.

There is only one place she will be happy with. Try the Rolling Stoner Massage and Spa. PM me for address.

[CarmeloJoe35]

Fellas, I need your help. A female friend is flying in for the week from Miami. She's open minded and well aware of my AMP visits. She says there's plenty in Florida for ladies and wants a H. E. From a parlor while up here DATY a plus.

I pick her up from Troy airport Saturday morning so help me out if you know an AMP that leaves a woman happy also then message me.

Crazy question, but why don't you just take care of that for her? LOL.

[RWhite]

Fellas, I need your help. A female friend is flying in for the week from Miami. She's open minded and well aware of my AMP visits. She says there's plenty in Florida for ladies and wants a H. E. From a parlor while up here DATY a plus.

I pick her up from Troy airport Saturday morning so help me out if you know an AMP that leaves a woman happy also then message me.