Massage Parlor Reports

[GreyJake]

It looks like the party at Elite Spa in Edmonds may be over too. I stopped by the other day and the door wouldn't budge. No lit sign either. This is the only place that I've heard of outside Seattle City limits to be down.

I saw no signs of life at Soft Bay either.

Strangely, or maybe not, I saw a brand new place with prominent signage on Lake City Way just north of Fred Meyer near 137th NE, so I decided to try it out. Not on google maps yet. Late 20's asian girl greeted and brought me to the room. Nice oil massage with HE. FS apparently not on the menu. Saw a sign on back of the room door with stuff about innapropriate contact can be considered assault and warnings against sexualizing the massage. It didn't stop her from jerking the chihuahua.

I also tried that place near the Greenlake park and ride across from the Shell. This place too had prominant signage and attention grabbing flair for massage. Walk-in entrance to the side of the 'house' down some short stairs. Greeteted by a 20-something Chinese girl. Pretty decent on looks. During massage, an even cuter girl came in the room and put my hand on her calves allowing me to feel all around and along her inner thighs. She and the first girl were both massaging me to my happy surprise. The cuter girl picks up her boobs next to my head and asks,"do you like these? She walked out with a smile. I guess she was just saying hello. Had massage with first girl CBJ and CFS for a little less than $$. Don't think bare was an option with this one. On the way out I was a little awkwardly walked out right past two other mongers. The operation was a bit lacking on privacy in that case.

I've seen what appears to be several new massage places that seem recently opened up around lately. Or maybe it's just wishful thinking.

Cheers hombres.

Hey Gents, I talked with one of the ladies at the Elite Spa this afternoon, and she tells me that they are very much open for business from 9:00 am until midnight everyday, and always have been. Maybe they were having a staff meeting when Scooter was by. This is my favorite place, give it a try!

[SeaBurner]

It looks like the party at Elite Spa in Edmonds may be over too. I stopped by the other day and the door wouldn't budge. No lit sign either. This is the only place that I've heard of outside Seattle City limits to be down.

I saw no signs of life at Soft Bay either.

Strangely, or maybe not, I saw a brand new place with prominent signage on Lake City Way just north of Fred Meyer near 137th NE, so I decided to try it out. Not on google maps yet. Late 20's asian girl greeted and brought me to the room. Nice oil massage with HE. FS apparently not on the menu. Saw a sign on back of the room door with stuff about innapropriate contact can be considered assault and warnings against sexualizing the massage. It didn't stop her from jerking the chihuahua.

I also tried that place near the Greenlake park and ride across from the Shell. This place too had prominant signage and attention grabbing flair for massage. Walk-in entrance to the side of the 'house' down some short stairs. Greeteted by a 20-something Chinese girl. Pretty decent on looks. During massage, an even cuter girl came in the room and put my hand on her calves allowing me to feel all around and along her inner thighs. She and the first girl were both massaging me to my happy surprise. The cuter girl picks up her boobs next to my head and asks,"do you like these? She walked out with a smile. I guess she was just saying hello. Had massage with first girl CBJ and CFS for a little less than $$. Don't think bare was an option with this one. On the way out I was a little awkwardly walked out right past two other mongers. The operation was a bit lacking on privacy in that case.

I've seen what appears to be several new massage places that seem recently opened up around lately. Or maybe it's just wishful thinking.

Cheers hombres.

Anyone been to Euro or Royal since the shakedowns? What's left for us to go to?

[Seattle Ampfan]

Strangely, or maybe not, I saw a brand new place with prominent signage on Lake City Way just north of Fred Meyer near 137th NE, so I decided to try it out.

I've driven by that place for a least a few months, so it's not super-new, but yours is the first review I've read of it.

Note that I believe you are talking about the place on the west side of Lake City Way. There is another Asian massage pace on 135th and Lake City Way, on the east side of the road, that people here will probably be disappointed going to, as it's a legit place.

[Seattle Ampfan]

I just saw this review of Yili Spa (in Fremont) on Yelp. Somehow in spite of this review, she still gave it 2 stars!

This is a prostitution massage spa!

THIS IS MY FIRST YELP REVEIW AND I WAS WAITING FOR AN EXPERIENCE THIS BAD TO PROMPT ME TO WRITE SOMETHING.

I came into this massage parlor thinking I could get a deep tissue massage. A real one. I spoke with some lady over the phone and she assured me that they know what I was talking about.

I get there around 11 am-- No one is in the waiting room. Just me and the masseuse who greeted me. I was taken to my room, got stripped and got under a sheet. The room was cozy.

I had booked an hour long massage thinking I was going to get some serious knots taken care of, because, again, I was told they knew what exactly what a deep tissue massage meant. Turns out they did not. I had to repeatedly ask the lady to press harder, had to point to exactly where I was feeling pain, I had to show her how I wanted the massage pressure to be. I had to repeat this 4 x within a 60 min session. My god. I had an awful awful massage.

I knew I was in the wrong place when my masseuse lady GOT ON TOP OF ME an began STRADDLING me in order to give me a massage. I was like "WTF". She then later moved to massage my butt for way too long I thought. I told her I only wanted focus on my neck and upper back. I felt like I was talking to a wall honestly. While the lady was sweet, she didn't know what the hell I was saying. Towards the end, the lady asked me if there was anything else I wanted her to do, and I thought that was a strange thing to offer at the end. Anyways.

Moving on, after I had my 60 min wasted, I went outside to the waiting room to pay for my visit. I didn't feel that the session was worth $60. I tipped $10 because I'm a good person, not because she necessarily deserved it. My session ended at 12 pm-- The waiting room was FULL of men waiting. I instantly knew why my massage was so shitty--because that's not their main focus. It made sense to me why there was only Thai ladies working there, why the windows were so heavily covered. I left in such a bad mood. My hard earned money wasted on a shitty massage.

Then this morning, I found an article about a prostitution ring that got exposed through several of these Asian massage parlors in Seattle on the SeattleTimes. Go on Rubmaps.com and you'll see reviews about the "Service" you'll get from them.

Their male customers rate their "massage" and the girls that worked on them.

DON'T GO HERE UNLESS you're TRYIN TO GET YOUR PENIS TOUCHED.

[ScooterThomas]

It looks like the party at Elite Spa in Edmonds may be over too. I stopped by the other day and the door wouldn't budge. No lit sign either. This is the only place that I've heard of outside Seattle City limits to be down.

I saw no signs of life at Soft Bay either.

Strangely, or maybe not, I saw a brand new place with prominent signage on Lake City Way just north of Fred Meyer near 137th NE, so I decided to try it out. Not on google maps yet. Late 20's asian girl greeted and brought me to the room. Nice oil massage with HE. FS apparently not on the menu. Saw a sign on back of the room door with stuff about innapropriate contact can be considered assault and warnings against sexualizing the massage. It didn't stop her from jerking the chihuahua.

I also tried that place near the Greenlake park and ride across from the Shell. This place too had prominant signage and attention grabbing flair for massage. Walk-in entrance to the side of the 'house' down some short stairs. Greeteted by a 20-something Chinese girl. Pretty decent on looks. During massage, an even cuter girl came in the room and put my hand on her calves allowing me to feel all around and along her inner thighs. She and the first girl were both massaging me to my happy surprise. The cuter girl picks up her boobs next to my head and asks,"do you like these? She walked out with a smile. I guess she was just saying hello. Had massage with first girl CBJ and CFS for a little less than $$. Don't think bare was an option with this one. On the way out I was a little awkwardly walked out right past two other mongers. The operation was a bit lacking on privacy in that case.

I've seen what appears to be several new massage places that seem recently opened up around lately. Or maybe it's just wishful thinking.

Cheers hombres.

[Jonderin]

As I stopped by Chinatown I was greeted, and.

"Welcomed" to chinatown by a local homeless person.

Kept on walking and lots of business's closed.

Won't find a single message place open.

Every one, I mean all closed with locks or yellow tape on them.

Did find transients sleeping in front of closed businesses.

Some using it for their bathroom (wonderful, how LE has made it a vibrant place to visit).

Kept on walking, and saw some druggies doing their thing.

All in visible to the LE who were on bikes cruising Chinatown like it was WAR ZONE.

None were arrested.

Chinatown is no now home to the homeless, druggies, and their likes.

It doesn't surprise me. It's been a dilapidated area for several years now. It seems to get worse every year.

There was one place that didn't offer extras. It had a large asian woman that actually gave me the only good massage I've ever received in chinatown.

Perhaps she could tell I didn't want extras so she didn't offer, I dunno.

[Tusconcat]

Looking for some recommendations close to Renton / airport area. Please PM me with suggestions. Appreciate the info.

[Jjitters]

LE, lied to judge to get a warrant to install cameras.

Since there was no "human trafficking" prosecutions involved.

The report calls the motion a.

"warning shot".

To prosecutors that Kraft's team will challenge.

That LE had never had probable cause even to collect the video as evidence.

What a huge waste of tax payer funds!

https://nationalfootballpost.com/nfl...video-release/

[Jjitters]

As I stopped by Chinatown I was greeted, and.

"Welcomed" to chinatown by a local homeless person.

Kept on walking and lots of business's closed.

Won't find a single message place open.

Every one, I mean all closed with locks or yellow tape on them.

Did find transients sleeping in front of closed businesses.

Some using it for their bathroom (wonderful, how LE has made it a vibrant place to visit).

Kept on walking, and saw some druggies doing their thing.

All in visible to the LE who were on bikes cruising Chinatown like it was WAR ZONE.

None were arrested.

Chinatown is no now home to the homeless, druggies, and their likes.

[Andros5000]

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Ok

A2

[Snow1998]

I'm not sure if I should name it given the recent LE action.

I txted first and was told $200.

Once there was shown to a room, a petite viet turned up said $60 for the house and $200 for everything else. Butt naked on the table she did a very lame oil massage more of a rub, and then asked for money upfront. Stripped put a condom on and proceeded with BJ, mediocre B2 B and then CG, I wasn't keen on multiple positions and just helped her to increase rhythm till I was done. I did ask about the recent raids and she said it was for people who were not careful and undocumented women. She claimed to be a legal resident from LA.

[MassagedGuy]

I'm guessing that's a YMMV type of thing. There wasn't any reciprocal touching to speak of when I was there.

It's an odd thing. Sometimes it's very clear which direction things are headed and mutual activity starts straight away. Sometimes you think nothing will happen at all because the massage is so conventional and then on the flip the world opens up.

My experience at Sea Breeze kind of threaded the needle. The massage itself was, as I mentioned, very sensual. Yet in retrospect, when I think about it, nothing took place that could be construed as indiscreet. As I mentioned, I don't think that's what most people on this board are looking for. I kind of liked it and might go back when I'm in the mood for a mediocre therapeutic massage with a little fun added in and not interested in the usual extras and all the bs that comes along with it.

Around the same time as my Sea Breeze experiment I stopped in at Lazy Cat and saw Hannah. She's super cute and young but my god does she ever have a case of GPS. I wouldn't go back to that unless she was paying to give me a massage.

Sad to see lazy cat go down hill.

[JohnG01]

Back in the day this place didn't even allow touching, do they now.

I'm guessing that's a YMMV type of thing. There wasn't any reciprocal touching to speak of when I was there.

It's an odd thing. Sometimes it's very clear which direction things are headed and mutual activity starts straight away. Sometimes you think nothing will happen at all because the massage is so conventional and then on the flip the world opens up.

My experience at Sea Breeze kind of threaded the needle. The massage itself was, as I mentioned, very sensual. Yet in retrospect, when I think about it, nothing took place that could be construed as indiscreet. As I mentioned, I don't think that's what most people on this board are looking for. I kind of liked it and might go back when I'm in the mood for a mediocre therapeutic massage with a little fun added in and not interested in the usual extras and all the bs that comes along with it.

Around the same time as my Sea Breeze experiment I stopped in at Lazy Cat and saw Hannah. She's super cute and young but my god does she ever have a case of GPS. I wouldn't go back to that unless she was paying to give me a massage.

[GoldenBeard]

I'm so sad about the whole I'd bust. I don't post odtten here. And that's because I just go to my regular places. Over the years you get to know the women. For me it was the sheer familiarity of seeing someone I know.

It's just sad all most all the places I've been going to are now closed.

Lot lot of untrue crap on how it's been reported.

[MassagedGuy]

I finally gave Sea Breeze (formerly Blue Bay) up in Shoreline a try. My experience was similar to that of others before me. I had a pretty cute masseuse. I laid down on the table and she didn't bother with the towel. The massage was very sensual. On the other hand, it was absolutely not sexual in any way. I expected things to change on the flip but nothing extra was offered. I didn't push the issue. If she wanted to provide more she would have. The massage was pleasant. I may even repeat it someday. But it's not what most are looking for.

Back in the day this place didn't even allow touching, do they now.