Massage Parlor Reports

[MichiganMan686]

Booked a one hour appointment with the help of my buddy Benz1. Got there 15 min early and Paige was not ready yet. No problem so Hayley got me comfortable and got me something to drink. Laid on the water table, not sure what it is called, was very relaxed. Haley came in and said she would get me started. Talk about someone who knows how to treat customers she should be the benchmark. First time I had met her and she made me feel like I was there best customer. So she started the massage session and is very good at massage. We had nice conversation as well. 10 minutes later Paige came in. She started massaging from my feet moving up. I expected Hayley to say nice meeting you and leave but no. Now I'm getting 4 hand massage. Really nice time. I was really impressed. Anyway Paige finished the session cause Haley had a commitment. The rest of the massage session was great. Flip was awesome. Great day with 2 wonderful ladies. Thanks for going the extra mile for me. I will repeat. Happy hunting my friends. Mm6869.

[ShoeMan73]

Hey guys,

Anyone seen this provider?

Doesn't have a name on any of her ad's so I figured I'd give it the old USG search!

Let me know!

Thanks a lot, guys!

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...e/349552530824

I contacted her before, and I don't remember exactly what she quoted me for a rate, but for what I was looking fo, are I do remember I passed because it was way beyond the norm.

[Squirt 1]

After getting crappy a $$ service from Audrey at panacea, I decided to go see Kyra the other day, OMG she is quite the little freak. Night and day difference between parlors.

Excellent massage skills. She is an AA spinner with a cute little bod, an ass you cannot stop staring at. Flip was excellent, I made her work for it. 50 hhr /60.

[Squirt 1]

Thanks for the info. And also thanks to the member who PM'ed me the address. I went there a few days ago and saw the same Chinese lady who used to own wonder massage at the desk. I find her kind of greedy and rude but went with it anyway since a Spanish girl sitting on the couch in the lobby was giving eye signals. So I paid the house fee and was led to a room by the Chinese owner. She sent in the Spanish girl few minutes later. She seemed very promising, calling me honey in every single sentence and giving me sexy vibes. Not much of massage and when she flipped me in 10 min her whole attitude changed. It was all about the money. She was no longer nice. Wanted 60 for HE and 100 tip to go topless. I had opted for 30 min so these rates felt high for the time. Tried negotiating but she would not budge. Then I didn't even want the HE because it turned me off so bad so I said ok just finish my massage and I will leave. She kinda forced and said I still owe her $60 even if I don't get HE. I felt scared and felt I should never have visited this place in the first place. Her name was Rihanna. Worst experience of my life. I gave her the 60 and she tried to do HE / HJ but mentally I was so shaken that couldn't cum. Got up after a few minutes and left. There are better options elsewhere.

I stopped in Panacea and saw Audrey. Not the looker she thinks she is. Said she knew what her value was and need 60 for topless and 100 for full nude. Too bad nobody else can see that value, quite the non-looker almost BBW.

I vowed to never return.

I have heard rumors about non-existent time slots with Natasha, so unfortunate.

[Love The Lips]

Saw Emily at MBD, nice body, great conversation, awesome exotic massage, great finish, not a clock watcher.

Sounds good, what was the total damage with tip?

[HungryForIt]

Hey guys,

Anyone seen this provider?

Doesn't have a name on any of her ad's so I figured I'd give it the old USG search!

Let me know!

Thanks a lot, guys!

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...e/349552530824

[ZzzDamm]

Saw Emily at MBD, nice body, great conversation, awesome exotic massage, great finish, not a clock watcher.

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the review.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...t/500606743153

Juicy Justice had Sunday hours, and I was really tight. She welcomed me to her private residence incall, and she got me loose. Cute, nice bod, great attitude and conversation and better than average massage skills. And a lot of fun on the flip with a slippery body slide that made me happy.

1. 3 for:45, I'd repeat anytime.

[Wolverines]

Can't think of a better hobby than pussy.

LOL.

And I'm still laughing. It won't work on a wife, they have your money already. LOL You tipped her at the Alter They are happy to see you do it yourself LOL.
Now you know how to cut your losses on the MP negotiating table. You can even explain to the MP girl, I'm an expert at this. (don't forget to aim for the eye).

My wife suggested I should get a hobby, That's why I'm here

[Benz1]

Now that's a lucky man.

Luck might be a factor, I'm an opportunist. I'm available for a Damsel in distress. When they call, timing is everything. Occasionally you have to bring some game to this game.

When Layla called me for her massage, it took me a couple of days to line up the time for seeing her. She works 1 hour from my house. I had to block out 3 hours, 2 hours travel and 1 hour massage. Someone could have filled in while she waited for me to arrive, I'm glad she waited. We had fun, after the work was done!

I could tell it was a legitimate call for help from a really nice Damsel. This is the Layla report.

After she relaxed on the table I found no real tension in her back. I informed her, Knots in your arms and legs left unattended will create pain in the rest of the body.

A good masseuse will absorb the clients tension and pain (like John Coffey in the Green Mile).

Layla must be doing her job right. (She was real kinky).

I advised her to call me more often before she gets all kinky.

She got really comfortable right away, no need to negotiate with her on that, its part of her package. If you show her your package she will show you hers.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...278&cityid=222

I will repeat, when called.

[Bloozer]

LOL.

And I'm still laughing. It won't work on a wife, they have your money already. LOL You tipped her at the Alter They are happy to see you do it yourself LOL.
Now you know how to cut your losses on the MP negotiating table. You can even explain to the MP girl, I'm an expert at this. (don't forget to aim for the eye)

The main cause of divorce is wedding cake.

[Benz1]

I tried similar technique on my wife. Did it myself and said "see, I don't need you for anything, now straighten up that attitude!" And now I am into the hobby, because I am tired of doing it myself.

LOL.

And I'm still laughing. It won't work on a wife, they have your money already. LOL You tipped her at the Alter They are happy to see you do it yourself LOL.
Now you know how to cut your losses on the MP negotiating table. You can even explain to the MP girl, I'm an expert at this. (don't forget to aim for the eye).

My wife suggested I should get a hobby, That's why I'm here

[Comrad]

Thanks for the info. And also thanks to the member who PM'ed me the address. I went there a few days ago and saw the same Chinese lady who used to own wonder massage at the desk. I find her kind of greedy and rude but went with it anyway since a Spanish girl sitting on the couch in the lobby was giving eye signals. So I paid the house fee and was led to a room by the Chinese owner. She sent in the Spanish girl few minutes later. She seemed very promising, calling me honey in every single sentence and giving me sexy vibes. Not much of massage and when she flipped me in 10 min her whole attitude changed. It was all about the money. She was no longer nice. Wanted 60 for HE and 100 tip to go topless. I had opted for 30 min so these rates felt high for the time. Tried negotiating but she would not budge. Then I didn't even want the HE because it turned me off so bad so I said ok just finish my massage and I will leave. She kinda forced and said I still owe her $60 even if I don't get HE. I felt scared and felt I should never have visited this place in the first place. Her name was Rihanna. Worst experience of my life. I gave her the 60 and she tried to do HE / HJ but mentally I was so shaken that couldn't cum. Got up after a few minutes and left. There are better options elsewhere.

"You should have never given that bit& at the money, I have walked out of those places numerous times and rarely go anymore. I have a hard time paying $. 20 for a HJ when I can get FS for. 80. The only ones that I have had success with is LA off 96, and Hawaii south of Lansing. ".

[Monger01]

Shit, if my wife would take care of business I wouldn't even be in this hobby! Not all mongers are just in this for the strange pussy part of it. Some of us just need sex and are not going to sit by and be starved.

I tried similar technique on my wife. Did it myself and said "see, I don't need you for anything, now straighten up that attitude!" And now I am into the hobby, because I am tired of doing it myself.

[SweetHemiStud]

WildPlayer and maybe a few others need to hear this again.

When the negotiations on the MP table are going bad, Do It Yourself (and aim for her eye) ! This will get her attention more than anything else. She will see her tip slipping away fast. She will join in to try saving any tip she can get or walk out of the room and no tip will be expected. I've done it many times, whenever I get a bad masseuse. It works very well.

Always go into a MP willing to finish on your own.

I tried similar technique on my wife. Did it myself and said "see, I don't need you for anything, now straighten up that attitude!" And now I am into the hobby, because I am tired of doing it myself.