Massage Parlor Reports

[MuggyFlesh]

One report buried over in TNAB for BP Body Rub Bridget in Lake City gives an emphatic 'NO'. I noticed the same ad and did some digging and this is all I could dig up.

Anyone have an intel about Bridget? She's not a "massage parlor" gal but does massage.

Extras available?

Any info is greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2971808

[Lee Groinman]

Anyone have an intel about Bridget? She's not a "massage parlor" gal but does massage.

Extras available?

Any info is greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2971808

[JohnG01]

Anyone have any info on the various shoreline places? I gather that Sea Breeze (formerly Blue Bay) is a legit massage parlor. Their website would lead you to believe otherwise though? They say free table shower, have pictures of attractive young women, etc. It's hard to believe they market like that and don't have stuff happening on the side.

What about Total Relax? I see the one report of a rob but honestly that seems really suspicious to me.

The recent report of the decline of Lazy Cat is disappointing.

Anyway, if anyone has any info to share I'd love to hear it. PM is fine if you would prefer that.

[WannaGoTo]

This was an evening visit, always my favorite time for massage or anything else. Tonight I met Kelly at EuroTouch. What a fine experience that was!

I'm a gentleman of simple, natural pleasures, which Kelly provided without stalling, complaining or attempting to rip me off. What a refreshing change! I thoroughly enjoyed a table shower, being dried off in the sauna, a gentle leg massage and a perfect, slow HJ. I've no idea how she read my mind, but she did. And there was more available if I wanted it.

I did and still do. Kelly has a heavenly pair of natural breasts that I loved caressing and just looking at. Her ass is also magnificent. I do intend to explore her further, and soon. I'll also recommend her without reservation. Please treat her properly. She's a very pleasant lady.

The kind words and pleasant comments are appreciated.

[SeattleMassage]

Ballard. "yili spa at the canal". Younger asian f, sorta kinda cute, massage was 70 for some reason and tipped 30. Seemed very skittish about being caught, average massage and average HE. Wouldn't go back.

International District. 1233's Jackson (can't remember name of it). Getting older Chinese woman, definitely past 55. Nice good massage and indifferent bored "whatever" HE. Nice and pleasant personality though to talk to. 60 and 40. She was very happy with the 40.

Inside the "China harbor" restaurants westlake ave. Third time I have been here and tried here and third time nobody answers the door or the ringer. No note on door and during business hours.

[GinVermo]

This was an evening visit, always my favorite time for massage or anything else. Tonight I met Kelly at EuroTouch. What a fine experience that was!

I'm a gentleman of simple, natural pleasures, which Kelly provided without stalling, complaining or attempting to rip me off. What a refreshing change! I thoroughly enjoyed a table shower, being dried off in the sauna, a gentle leg massage and a perfect, slow HJ. I've no idea how she read my mind, but she did. And there was more available if I wanted it.

I did and still do. Kelly has a heavenly pair of natural breasts that I loved caressing and just looking at. Her ass is also magnificent. I do intend to explore her further, and soon. I'll also recommend her without reservation. Please treat her properly. She's a very pleasant lady.

[Pussy Hound]

Benjamin or Bbf.

Usually BBFSCIP.

[Mori0412]

Does Jenny still work there? I used to drop loads into her on occasion.

Benjamin or Bbf.

[LurkerGrande]

Thanks for letting me know about the Suzie ahhhhhh sweet memories, I could only wish that she loses her management position! Haha She was definitely full and puffy in all the right places!

As for Coco and BBFS, I am unsure. She seems to not speak much English, so I had to speak mandarin to her and even then I felt like I was with my first girlfriend. Nice but not large booty, small perky tits, and longer than shoulders hair. Perhaps, I was duped by someone and it was just a new name. She made me undo her bra, wouldn't take her shirt off and her pants stayed on. Definitely, an unusual experience for me. I was hoping to see Jessica, but since it was my first time there, I thought I would just see what would happen and didn't ask for a specific person.

[LCB]

Suzie was there then left for a couple years and went to Denver, then she came back and had more of a manager roll. Actually, Bonnie got her fired. When Bonnie quit & went to Elite for a while Suzie was fired over it because a lot of customers followed Bonnie. I'm sure there were other issues too.

I personally liked Suzie's thick ass & thighs. I loved to peel back those thighs and go balls deep in her. She had a foul, nasty mouth on her too. You get her turned on & she would turn into a dirty girl. Since she was a manager later on, she had lower milage & you had to ask for her. I heard she was at Tokyo Spa a while back, but can't confirm. I heard Angie went there too. Damn, she had a nice puffy pussy!

Anyone know where Coffee went?

What's up with CoCo at Soft bay? BBFS available? I love dropping loads in Jessica there.

-LCB.

Long time lurker so I finally wanted to show my appreciation.

I have been to ET mostly and have found the following.

Candy ATF all that has been said is true. Great personality etc.

Yumi Haven't seen here in a while but was a close second to Candy for me.

Chanel haven't seen her in a while but hot body and always a welcome sight- Where is she?

Suzy was there a long time ago and have not seen her for long time maybe LCB or someone knows where she went.

Bonnie- hot and cold- unenthusiastic shower experience and I would quit the hobby is she was the only option- complainer and doesn't seem to understand the importance of sticking to the task.

Recent venture to Soft bay.

Coco- younger, quiet and / or shy, decent massage, and the extras consisted of 3 BJ but took some cajoling- in the end very pleasant would definitely revisit.

[RockChalk]

In case you didn't see part of his post in Bareback thread, Cambodian206 relayed his recent experience to Royal Spa. Quite funny!

"I was already in Lynwood so I stopped by this Asian massage place called Royal Spa. Pretty weird seeing a White chick working at a asian massage place, but I wasn't complaining. I forgot her name, but she was like a typical skinny white girl, kind of the type you see at raves. She had small but nice tits, nice little booty too. But she is super safety girl, no fingering, no kissing, obviously no BB Anything, but I was pounding it for like 15 minutes and her moans made me feel like I was huge downstairs which was a turn on, so I pulled out and took off the hat and shot a load on her thigh LOL.

Fucking big mistake, she freaks the fuck out and some older Asian comes knocking and I'm like my bad I'll just go now, and then their smoke detector goes off because of the heater and they fucking tell me to hit the button to shut it off because they can't reach it. Today was fucking weird as shit! A bad pooning day for me. My Bad, I am new to posting here and wanted to vent to this community LOL.”

[LurkerGrande]

Long time lurker so I finally wanted to show my appreciation.

I have been to ET mostly and have found the following.

Candy ATF all that has been said is true. Great personality etc.

Yumi Haven't seen here in a while but was a close second to Candy for me.

Chanel haven't seen her in a while but hot body and always a welcome sight- Where is she?

Suzy was there a long time ago and have not seen her for long time maybe LCB or someone knows where she went.

Bonnie- hot and cold- unenthusiastic shower experience and I would quit the hobby is she was the only option- complainer and doesn't seem to understand the importance of sticking to the task.

Recent venture to Soft bay.

Coco- younger, quiet and / or shy, decent massage, and the extras consisted of 3 BJ but took some cajoling- in the end very pleasant would definitely revisit.

[Pussy Hound]

Does Jenny still work there? I used to drop loads into her on occasion.

[TenFork]

I shoveled out of my snow cave yesterday and decided to stop by Lazy Cat for a little massage and a nice release. I have been to Lazy Cat roughly 15 times since it opened last year and have had some good times with a variety of younger, cuter providers than one usually finds at local AMPs...

...When the snow clears, I'll head back to Cici at Jackson Spa in the International District. She treats me right!

Thanks for the heads up! Doesn't matter how hot the lady is, if she has an attitude like that not attracting any customers.

[RockChalk]

I shoveled out of my snow cave yesterday and decided to stop by Lazy Cat for a little massage and a nice release. I have been to Lazy Cat roughly 15 times since it opened last year and have had some good times with a variety of younger, cuter providers than one usually finds at local AMPs.

Yesterday was NOT one of those times and it will be my last time going to Lazy Cat. Too many AMPs around to not have to deal with the bullshit that I went through yesterday.

I was met at the door by Lucy, an early 40's-ish woman with minimal English language skills, but with a reasonably attractive body and a cute white skirt that showcased some nice legs. I paid for an hour, undressed and waited about 5 minutes for her to come back in.

When she arrived, I was without a stitch of clothing and had placed the totally unnecessary towel on the table holding the oils and transistor radio. Lucy grabbed the towel and began to place it over me when I told her that I didn't want the towel because it was too hot in the room. It actually was like a sauna in there as the wall heating unit was cranked up to 150 degrees, I think.

She gave me a decent massage for a half hour or so, although she pushed my hands away when I caressed her legs when she was working my back while standing up by my head. I should have realized that this was a sign of things to come.

When we get to the flip, I suddenly thought that I had been magically transported to a used car dealership in Shanghai, where one negotiates for their chosen vehicle while laying naked face-up with an erection staring the used car salesman in the face!

Lucy: How much you tip?

Me: $40

Lucy: No, more tip! You tip 60!

Me: I always tip 40 here!

Lucy: (pretends to not understand my English) More tip!

Me: If I tip 60, what do I get?

Lucy: (Seemingly understanding English now) You feel good.

Me: (Stupidly under the control of little head at this point) Okay, 60.

Lucy: You tip now.

Me: I've never had to tip first.

Lucy: (back to lack of English understanding) You tip now.

I get up, get 60 and plop back down, junior no longer standing at attention, but rather slouching like a teen with bad posture.

She begins her work towards my happiness. I reach over and place my hand on her ass and reach under her little biking shorts beneath her skirt. She chastises me, telling me that I can touch "over, not under." I ask her to lift up her t-shirt and she says No emphatically. I go back to the ass and she backs away and tries to stroke me at arm's length.

At this point, I am getting frustrated and feeling like most people feel when they are in a used car dealership, like they are getting a bad deal. She continues to work feverishly on my man region, but I am getting farther away from the goal rather than closer.

I tell her to stop and to just rub my legs. She refuses and tells me that she is going to make me happy. I tell her that she has ruined it for me and to just rub my legs. She again refuses and starts rubbing faster, while I express my disappointment non-verbally.

After a few more minutes, I ask her if there is someone else that could finish me rather than her because she is no fun. She tells me it would cost more money to have 2 girls. "No, I don't want 2 girls. I just want someone other than you!" She goes back to hammering away.

She won't stop, so I ask her if I could talk to her boss. "Boss?" Yeah, boss, I say. Again, with the no English ploy as she feigns to not know what "Boss" means. I try "Manager" but receive a similar response. This goes on for a bit, unfortunately.

I give up TRYING TO HAVE A WOMAN STOP JACKING ME OFF! That is a phrase I never thought I would write!

She asks me to cum, so I lift up her shirt, pull up her bra on one side to see a sweaty left boob with a big dark nipple pointing southward. She must have realized that this was the only way that I was going to finish, so she lets me see one tit while grabbing her ass.

I start to cum and she decides that SHE is finished LONG BEFORE I AM FINISHED and stops jerking. I tell her to keep going and she does.

Never have I had more exasperating massage experience! I refuse to go to places that haggle over their tip beforehand and hold my wallet hostage while holding my penis at the same time!

Sorry for the long post, but I just had to vent! I wish I had the balls to just get up and take my balls out the door when she wouldn't go for a $40 tip. I guess I am just not that strong mentally.

When the snow clears, I'll head back to Cici at Jackson Spa in the International District. She treats me right!