Massage Parlor Reports

**LurkerGrande** · 02-17-19 19:09

Thanks for letting me know about the Suzie ahhhhhh sweet memories, I could only wish that she loses her management position! Haha She was definitely full and puffy in all the right places!

As for Coco and BBFS, I am unsure. She seems to not speak much English, so I had to speak mandarin to her and even then I felt like I was with my first girlfriend. Nice but not large booty, small perky tits, and longer than shoulders hair. Perhaps, I was duped by someone and it was just a new name. She made me undo her bra, wouldn't take her shirt off and her pants stayed on. Definitely, an unusual experience for me. I was hoping to see Jessica, but since it was my first time there, I thought I would just see what would happen and didn't ask for a specific person.

**LCB** · 02-17-19 18:57

Suzie was there then left for a couple years and went to Denver, then she came back and had more of a manager roll. Actually, Bonnie got her fired. When Bonnie quit & went to Elite for a while Suzie was fired over it because a lot of customers followed Bonnie. I'm sure there were other issues too.

I personally liked Suzie's thick ass & thighs. I loved to peel back those thighs and go balls deep in her. She had a foul, nasty mouth on her too. You get her turned on & she would turn into a dirty girl. Since she was a manager later on, she had lower milage & you had to ask for her. I heard she was at Tokyo Spa a while back, but can't confirm. I heard Angie went there too. Damn, she had a nice puffy pussy!

Anyone know where Coffee went?

What's up with CoCo at Soft bay? BBFS available? I love dropping loads in Jessica there.

-LCB.

Originally Posted by LurkerGrande [View Original Post]

Long time lurker so I finally wanted to show my appreciation.

I have been to ET mostly and have found the following.

Candy ATF all that has been said is true. Great personality etc.

Yumi Haven't seen here in a while but was a close second to Candy for me.

Chanel haven't seen her in a while but hot body and always a welcome sight- Where is she?

Suzy was there a long time ago and have not seen her for long time maybe LCB or someone knows where she went.

Bonnie- hot and cold- unenthusiastic shower experience and I would quit the hobby is she was the only option- complainer and doesn't seem to understand the importance of sticking to the task.

Recent venture to Soft bay.

Coco- younger, quiet and / or shy, decent massage, and the extras consisted of 3 BJ but took some cajoling- in the end very pleasant would definitely revisit.

**RockChalk** · 02-17-19 14:37

In case you didn't see part of his post in Bareback thread, Cambodian206 relayed his recent experience to Royal Spa. Quite funny!

"I was already in Lynwood so I stopped by this Asian massage place called Royal Spa. Pretty weird seeing a White chick working at a asian massage place, but I wasn't complaining. I forgot her name, but she was like a typical skinny white girl, kind of the type you see at raves. She had small but nice tits, nice little booty too. But she is super safety girl, no fingering, no kissing, obviously no BB Anything, but I was pounding it for like 15 minutes and her moans made me feel like I was huge downstairs which was a turn on, so I pulled out and took off the hat and shot a load on her thigh LOL.

Fucking big mistake, she freaks the fuck out and some older Asian comes knocking and I'm like my bad I'll just go now, and then their smoke detector goes off because of the heater and they fucking tell me to hit the button to shut it off because they can't reach it. Today was fucking weird as shit! A bad pooning day for me. My Bad, I am new to posting here and wanted to vent to this community LOL.”

**LurkerGrande** · 02-17-19 04:14

Long time lurker so I finally wanted to show my appreciation.

I have been to ET mostly and have found the following.

Candy ATF all that has been said is true. Great personality etc.

Yumi Haven't seen here in a while but was a close second to Candy for me.

Chanel haven't seen her in a while but hot body and always a welcome sight- Where is she?

Suzy was there a long time ago and have not seen her for long time maybe LCB or someone knows where she went.

Bonnie- hot and cold- unenthusiastic shower experience and I would quit the hobby is she was the only option- complainer and doesn't seem to understand the importance of sticking to the task.

Recent venture to Soft bay.

Coco- younger, quiet and / or shy, decent massage, and the extras consisted of 3 BJ but took some cajoling- in the end very pleasant would definitely revisit.

**Pussy Hound** · 02-13-19 19:08

Does Jenny still work there? I used to drop loads into her on occasion.

**TenFork** · 02-13-19 17:02

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

I shoveled out of my snow cave yesterday and decided to stop by Lazy Cat for a little massage and a nice release. I have been to Lazy Cat roughly 15 times since it opened last year and have had some good times with a variety of younger, cuter providers than one usually finds at local AMPs...

...When the snow clears, I'll head back to Cici at Jackson Spa in the International District. She treats me right!

Thanks for the heads up! Doesn't matter how hot the lady is, if she has an attitude like that not attracting any customers.

**RockChalk** · 02-13-19 14:48

I shoveled out of my snow cave yesterday and decided to stop by Lazy Cat for a little massage and a nice release. I have been to Lazy Cat roughly 15 times since it opened last year and have had some good times with a variety of younger, cuter providers than one usually finds at local AMPs.

Yesterday was NOT one of those times and it will be my last time going to Lazy Cat. Too many AMPs around to not have to deal with the bullshit that I went through yesterday.

I was met at the door by Lucy, an early 40's-ish woman with minimal English language skills, but with a reasonably attractive body and a cute white skirt that showcased some nice legs. I paid for an hour, undressed and waited about 5 minutes for her to come back in.

When she arrived, I was without a stitch of clothing and had placed the totally unnecessary towel on the table holding the oils and transistor radio. Lucy grabbed the towel and began to place it over me when I told her that I didn't want the towel because it was too hot in the room. It actually was like a sauna in there as the wall heating unit was cranked up to 150 degrees, I think.

She gave me a decent massage for a half hour or so, although she pushed my hands away when I caressed her legs when she was working my back while standing up by my head. I should have realized that this was a sign of things to come.

When we get to the flip, I suddenly thought that I had been magically transported to a used car dealership in Shanghai, where one negotiates for their chosen vehicle while laying naked face-up with an erection staring the used car salesman in the face!

Lucy: How much you tip?

Me: $40

Lucy: No, more tip! You tip 60!

Me: I always tip 40 here!

Lucy: (pretends to not understand my English) More tip!

Me: If I tip 60, what do I get?

Lucy: (Seemingly understanding English now) You feel good.

Me: (Stupidly under the control of little head at this point) Okay, 60.

Lucy: You tip now.

Me: I've never had to tip first.

Lucy: (back to lack of English understanding) You tip now.

I get up, get 60 and plop back down, junior no longer standing at attention, but rather slouching like a teen with bad posture.

She begins her work towards my happiness. I reach over and place my hand on her ass and reach under her little biking shorts beneath her skirt. She chastises me, telling me that I can touch "over, not under." I ask her to lift up her t-shirt and she says No emphatically. I go back to the ass and she backs away and tries to stroke me at arm's length.

At this point, I am getting frustrated and feeling like most people feel when they are in a used car dealership, like they are getting a bad deal. She continues to work feverishly on my man region, but I am getting farther away from the goal rather than closer.

I tell her to stop and to just rub my legs. She refuses and tells me that she is going to make me happy. I tell her that she has ruined it for me and to just rub my legs. She again refuses and starts rubbing faster, while I express my disappointment non-verbally.

After a few more minutes, I ask her if there is someone else that could finish me rather than her because she is no fun. She tells me it would cost more money to have 2 girls. "No, I don't want 2 girls. I just want someone other than you!" She goes back to hammering away.

She won't stop, so I ask her if I could talk to her boss. "Boss?" Yeah, boss, I say. Again, with the no English ploy as she feigns to not know what "Boss" means. I try "Manager" but receive a similar response. This goes on for a bit, unfortunately.

I give up TRYING TO HAVE A WOMAN STOP JACKING ME OFF! That is a phrase I never thought I would write!

She asks me to cum, so I lift up her shirt, pull up her bra on one side to see a sweaty left boob with a big dark nipple pointing southward. She must have realized that this was the only way that I was going to finish, so she lets me see one tit while grabbing her ass.

I start to cum and she decides that SHE is finished LONG BEFORE I AM FINISHED and stops jerking. I tell her to keep going and she does.

Never have I had more exasperating massage experience! I refuse to go to places that haggle over their tip beforehand and hold my wallet hostage while holding my penis at the same time!

Sorry for the long post, but I just had to vent! I wish I had the balls to just get up and take my balls out the door when she wouldn't go for a $40 tip. I guess I am just not that strong mentally.

When the snow clears, I'll head back to Cici at Jackson Spa in the International District. She treats me right!

**MuggyFlesh** · 02-13-19 12:37

Interesting experience. The front looks super legit but saw one review on RM and decided I'd check it out while in the neighborhood. Fingers were crossed it was just UTR and had extras but had zero expectation walking in. No one greeted at the door so I poked my head in the hallway and said 'hello'. Was guided into a room and told that it would be a little while - was offered hot stones which I accepted. 25+ minutes later I started to get pretty impatient but I had nowhere to be so I was going to give it 5 more then just walk out. Right then the same greeter came in and the massage started. Language barrier was rough so did a little subtle wandering to see how things would progress. Teasing of the boys started very subtle but as the point got across that I was interested in extras things got more vigorous. OK massage and on the flip PM was offered pretty quickly. Oddly she lubed my hand so I could start things off solo with the PM but after about 10 seconds she took over and after that it was a nice RT. Kind of a hot twist. I was probably there over an hour at this point so I didn't have time to snag the second shot that was obviously on the table. Super fun, if a little weird. Will def give another shot. Another odd thing: no talk of price at any point, so I handed a buck twenty to show appreciation for the fun time and offer of second round.

**Danimal1120** · 02-12-19 10:43

So there seem to be decent number of milfs offering FS, I'm coming in from Toronto this week interested in seeing a couple, where do they advertise. Sarah and kaia seem right up my alley.

**MikeKydd** · 02-12-19 09:36

Hey all,

I'm going to be visiting Seattle in late May and I curious for some good spots to hit that won't break the bank. I'm going to be staying near SeaTac so spots that are close by would be awesome.

I'm planning on hitting up Chinatown at some point as well.

Any guidance would be awesome.

**FripOverGuy** · 02-09-19 19:32

Originally Posted by Shane1010 [View Original Post]

I had called Friday night, and setup an appointment with Candy for first thing Saturday morning. I get their this morning and the lady that greets me says candy is on extended vacation.

It was Bonnie that greeted me at the door. As reported on this thread, she is mid forties, skinny and nice rack. She was cold at first, but slowly warmed up. No body sliding with the table shower like Candy.

After a couple minutes in the sauna, and back to the room. The dress comes all the way. No massage, just into the extras.

Unlike some of you fine gents on this board, I'm not well hung, but she was tight. Either she fakes an O really good, or she actually cummed at the same time I did. All told $$, and I very happy.

Sad to hear Candy is on vacation. Planned on going next week. Have yet to find anyone to match her shower fun. Yes I know the ass on her is slim to none, but those tits! Can't get better. Just came to this board a short time ago. Will become a bit more active here, I used to use RM under a different name. Needless to say I have enjoyed ET the most. Have been there since the days of Lana before she moved to Elite.

Random thought about ET and Candy / CiCi as many of us know both of them can be pretty fun. Is it nuts to think about double teaming one of them? Yeah I know, crazy.

**LCB** · 02-09-19 16:24

In my experience, AMPs in Lynnwood / Everett have always been pretty open to BBFS. Especially if you are a regular. I've been going for 20+ years.

-LCB.

Originally Posted by PussyHound [View Original Post]

I have been out of it for awhile when I left getting an AMP girl to BBFS was like pulling teeth. I had my go-to girl, but after my visit with Sarah, I was wondering if this was the new norm.

**TenFork** · 02-09-19 14:58

Originally Posted by Dog228 [View Original Post]

Sarah is trying to compete with Kai, everyone goes there to see Kai. Let me guess she said she only does it for you, and to tell no one about it? Thats what she said to one of my friends LOL.

Can confirm Sarah will allow CIP. Business has been slow for her since Kaia returned. She lowered her tip and I was able to go two rounds on my visit. One with BBBJ, a bit teethy but she is a vacuum. Second round was an exchange of french lessons and she was very well hydrated, mish, and her favorite being taken for a walk with the hair pulled back.

If you're looking for slim body type with D's ask for jenny at serene. Way better service, personality, she has more of a backside and doesn't have that Botox look like Kaia. YMMV My first visit she was complete safety. Second visit completely different demeanor which surprised me. I went down on her and she returned the favor but this time no cover. She got on top and went for cg, the dynamic duo rubbing all in my face. Then some acg, reverse and she went to turn on the ac cause we were both sweating like crazy haha. She got down on all fours at the edge and spread wide. If you're an ass man, then you'll enjoy the view for sure. Then got her in lazy dog and I was drained.

**Dog228** · 02-09-19 11:06

Originally Posted by PussyHound [View Original Post]

I have been out of it for awhile when I left getting an AMP girl to BBFS was like pulling teeth. I had my go-to girl, but after my visit with Sarah, I was wondering if this was the new norm.

Sarah is trying to compete with Kai, everyone goes there to see Kai. Let me guess she said she only does it for you, and to tell no one about it? Thats what she said to one of my friends LOL.

**Pussy Hound** · 02-08-19 21:07

I have been out of it for awhile when I left getting an AMP girl to BBFS was like pulling teeth. I had my go-to girl, but after my visit with Sarah, I was wondering if this was the new norm.