Massage Parlor Reports

[BigBadNut]

Is there a link to Colleen?

Called number left message no response. Will confer with you if I get and news.

[BenderOver]

Colleen is a staple of the westside FBSM game. She has been jerking off affluent white males since at least 2008, she was on CL, then BP, now Slixa, and I assume next she will be on buzzfeed.

The pics are not her. She has a civilian life and so she likes to keep her face private. Her body is the kind I like. Pronounced collar bone, bony ankles, no hanging skin at the elbow and a thigh gap you could shove shaq's head through. Nice tits, I think they are real, very tear drop shaped.

There is a lot to like about colleen. She is probably a 7 in my book, and a 10 on the pussy eating review sites. She is no drama to set up and she will KYSO (knock your shit out). She does not, to my knowledge, and I am fucking omniscient in the field, offer anything for you below her waistline sunshine. Her panties stay on, but her breastsststtssts are out, so there is no checking the windshield wiper fluid. Also, I do not recall feeling her tits. She does lie on you with your face down a little.

Also, she is not going to suck your dick and, as you know, breeding is not permitted in Jurassic park, so no FS, not covered or bare (sorry TJINLA).

I should be over at her place every day, but the problem with colleen is that she is not congruent. Every time I visit it is the same story, she is just back from back east to see family and she hung out with a pal from grade school and what do you know, but the pal had a mountain of coke as big as the pile of shit that lebron will make if the fakers do not shit can Walton. And then she tells you how high she got and that she fucked so hard her pussy was smoking, and you are like face down with her hands within centimeters of your cock and all you can think about is that she is some coke fiend who will let you go bang bang in anus.

But, alas, she does not even join you on the massage table, she just stands aside and man she has a mr. Miyagi kung fu grip. This is not a totally sensual handjob it is much more in the good massage (I know, who fucken cares) with a non-loving jerk the chain handjob. I am fine with that, I liked that experience from peg leg in playa del rey and the gal from north Hollywood with the pug, but colleen is just so fucken frisky it sucks that she will not go to downtown via the 110 and really work your cock.

Although, she knows how to return a text and call, has a nice space, does not use any of the bullshit templeofbliss words like "drop in" or "hold space" or "breathe deeply so you can cum faster so I can text my loser boyfriend who just tried to rob a bank on a scooter".

So for a no drama handie from a sexy gal with a little too much forearm strength, with the added plus of being near the whole foods in venice, colleen is your gal.

Shit, I thought that was you posting, Hundy! Looks like someone's been a fan of your work.

[PriscillaM]

Is there a link to Colleen?

Colleen is a staple of the westside FBSM game. She has been jerking off affluent white males since at least 2008, she was on CL, then BP, now Slixa, and I assume next she will be on buzzfeed.

The pics are not her. She has a civilian life and so she likes to keep her face private. Her body is the kind I like. Pronounced collar bone, bony ankles, no hanging skin at the elbow and a thigh gap you could shove shaq's head through. Nice tits, I think they are real, very tear drop shaped.

There is a lot to like about colleen. She is probably a 7 in my book, and a 10 on the pussy eating review sites. She is no drama to set up and she will KYSO (knock your shit out). She does not, to my knowledge, and I am fucking omniscient in the field, offer anything for you below her waistline sunshine. Her panties stay on, but her breastsststtssts are out, so there is no checking the windshield wiper fluid. Also, I do not recall feeling her tits. She does lie on you with your face down a little.

Also, she is not going to suck your dick and, as you know, breeding is not permitted in Jurassic park, so no FS, not covered or bare (sorry TJINLA).

I should be over at her place every day, but the problem with colleen is that she is not congruent. Every time I visit it is the same story, she is just back from back east to see family and she hung out with a pal from grade school and what do you know, but the pal had a mountain of coke as big as the pile of shit that lebron will make if the fakers do not shit can Walton. And then she tells you how high she got and that she fucked so hard her pussy was smoking, and you are like face down with her hands within centimeters of your cock and all you can think about is that she is some coke fiend who will let you go bang bang in anus.

But, alas, she does not even join you on the massage table, she just stands aside and man she has a mr. Miyagi kung fu grip. This is not a totally sensual handjob it is much more in the good massage (I know, who fucken cares) with a non-loving jerk the chain handjob. I am fine with that, I liked that experience from peg leg in playa del rey and the gal from north Hollywood with the pug, but colleen is just so fucken frisky it sucks that she will not go to downtown via the 110 and really work your cock.

Although, she knows how to return a text and call, has a nice space, does not use any of the bullshit templeofbliss words like "drop in" or "hold space" or "breathe deeply so you can cum faster so I can text my loser boyfriend who just tried to rob a bank on a scooter".

So for a no drama handie from a sexy gal with a little too much forearm strength, with the added plus of being near the whole foods in venice, colleen is your gal.

[TomCody1986]

Has anyone tried Sofia?

www.losangeleslatinamassage.com

She's been around for quite a while. Seems TGTBT but may give her a try.

[DGoodLife]

Any places in WeHo worth checking out these days?

NTH. MO - WA. All still active.

[Abcd128]

Still around posted on twitter on Jan 23rd.

I always wondered about her, if you can send me details would be grateful. Price. Ect.

Is there a link to Colleen?

[BruWinz78]

Hey guys, it's been a hot minute, but I'm back.

Has anyone had luck even getting into San Vicente Spa & Massage? I've called sporadically over the last 2-3 months, always to voicemail. It seems like it's a one person outfit, but never have even spoken to anyone!

Thanks for any tips.

[FanService]

I use to see an advertisement for a "sensual full body tantric massage" on bedpage. I decided what the hell and tried it out. I wanted to see if it would be any different than a normal massage. It turned out to be in a little private shop in Pomona. The lady was a short, barely dressed, fairly well stacked, maybe mid-late 30's-ish, Hispanic lady. She laid me down on a big air mattress on the floor, and lit some funky incense that made me want to sneeze. She started with a normal massage, and then later covered me in a slick oil. I asked if it was nuru gel. She said no but it was supposedly something very similar to it. She ended up getting naked, and then started sliding herself all over me. After the flip, she started to go the same thing again, and it ended with her rubbing her large top half, over my bottom half. She took me to a shower after that, and washed me down to get what ever that was off of me. It was a pleasurable experience, although pricey for the $200 she wanted. It's probably the closest I'll ever get to a real nuru experience.

To answer your question the IG profile explosion is primarily centered on girls and shops that provide nuru. There are no nuru shops stocked with nuru providers in LA. Believe me many of us have looked! Perhaps that's the reason.

[Mankopako]

In my opinion use of IG benefits the girls and not us consumers because they are not the "real true" pics of the girls and us horny guys (and girls) get all excited. It drums up excitement and business for the girls. Now there are a few girls I think that use their real pics without faces but those are very few.

[Lovergrrl]

I appreciate the responses acknowledging what I already stated, I follow all of these accounts as well.

I'd love some thoughts on whether is this happening in LA and I'm missing it. And if it's not happening in LA, why? Seems like it's good for the providers and the clients. I'm relatively new to LA so perhaps I'm missing the background. Unfortunately, I can't make it to OC too often. I've seen the famous Kat and Krystal, would love to sample further. . .

To answer your question the IG profile explosion is primarily centered on girls and shops that provide nuru. There are no nuru shops stocked with nuru providers in LA. Believe me many of us have looked! Perhaps that's the reason.

Now why it wound up that way is anyone's guess. I would say that a very smart and business savvy gal named Krystal started the ball rolling and other girls saw that and jumped on board.

[TomCody1986]

Yeah the OC Instagram profiles of nuru places and providers has exploded in the past year or so. Once you follow a few the others will find you too and the next thing you know you're following dozens of girls and their shops. It really does make setting up a nuru appt with the girl of your choice much easier.

I appreciate the responses acknowledging what I already stated, I follow all of these accounts as well.

I'd love some thoughts on whether is this happening in LA and I'm missing it. And if it's not happening in LA, why? Seems like it's good for the providers and the clients. I'm relatively new to LA so perhaps I'm missing the background. Unfortunately, I can't make it to OC too often. I've seen the famous Kat and Krystal, would love to sample further. . .

[Lovergrrl]

If you follow the OC thread you've seen an explosion of girls who work in parlors flocking to IG to promote themselves. This is awesome as it avoids the line up request. Why hasn't this become a practice with LA girls? Seems like there's a ton of unmet demand here.

Yeah the OC Instagram profiles of nuru places and providers has exploded in the past year or so. Once you follow a few the others will find you too and the next thing you know you're following dozens of girls and their shops. It really does make setting up a nuru appt with the girl of your choice much easier.

[Dice818]

Has anyone been to Kyla's Spa recently? I'd wanted to schedule with Kim but they texted me she wasn't working there anymore. Wasnt too happy with the remaining selection so bailed. Anyone know where Kim is or if Kyla's is worth it anyway?

Liv is pretty good. I'm not sure if the rest because of no more reviews.

[TheNoob]

If you follow the OC thread you've seen an explosion of girls who work in parlors flocking to IG to promote themselves. This is awesome as it avoids the line up request. Why hasn't this become a practice with LA girls? Seems like there's a ton of unmet demand here.

I follow a few IG and have seen that they do post a line up.

Some examples are:

Latinagodessss.

Relaxspa456.

Fantasytouch714.

Tp. 12345.

Jennifertran888.

Goldengirlsmassages714_415.

The great thing about them being on IG.

Is that all these pages tend to follow each other.

[AznMan1992]

Is she in La or did she move?