Massage Parlor Reports

[LCB]

Stopped by Kings recently and my regular had the day off. I was greeted by Lee. She's middle aged, cheerful and I would say cute not sexy. Very enjoyable table shower followed by a nice massage. Lee was very unrushed and concerned about pleasing & making sure my experience was good. The extras were unrushed and very nice. All BB, but was offered a rain jacket if it was my preference. Lee is a very nice woman.

It's hard to justify seeing some hustler from TNA when AMP ladys provide such a top level experience like this. Plus they're not gouging you for 400+ all kinds of hidden fees.

-LCB.

[The Tanuki]

Sorry if I'm posting in the wrong forum I'm still learning my surrounding towns. I'm living in the Redmond area and was wondering if anyone had ever visited Katy Sweets?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?1483329-*-HOW-Does-it-GET-Any-Better-Than-This! REDMOND*.

She seems like a really good time but want to see if it's worth the steeper price.

Thanks for the help and look forward to any recommendations you may have.

I saw her probably a couple years back. Would rate her at the top for FBSM providers I've been to in the area. She's a bit heavier than the well-done photos suggest but her personality is very pleasant. It's a nice incall at her condo and she provides good amenities in the shower before and after. The massage itself was excellent with some fun play throughout. She's intelligent and good at interesting conversation as she goes along. The finish was top notch as well. I won't go into details as I wouldn't want to spoil that for anyone. Most definitely recommended!

TT.

[TenFork]

I'm really itching to go there but all this going through the pockets business is a turn off. Can anyone tell me what I should walk In There with as far as $. Do they vary or do they all charge the same? Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Looking for what you want from the business, search is your friend here. Charges are all the same.

[ScooterThomas]

I've been hobbying the north end for about three years now. In that time, the Asian spas have, for me, been the most reliable way to go for a good experience. Been to Euro many times and dropped many loads there. Same with Elite but with a higher percentage insisting on a cover. Both places were 200 for hour on all occasions. Been frequenting Soft Bay more recently however. Two girls there have been all bare every time (1 hr) with creampie for 160 with absolutely no complaints. Quality also above average for the area as far as I've experienced. Gave 60 at beginning and 100 tip after. I was up front with the 200 at Euro and Elite.

Really close to Soft Bay are two other joints. Laurel and Emerald. Tried Emerald the other day but could not get FS. Was wondering if available there or at Laurel seeing as they are almost right next to Soft Bay which has been working out so well both options-wise and financially. Zenergy is also close but have only gotten HE there and quality was pretty low on several occasions with only one exception.

As to the topics most recently discussed, I too like to get high prior to the visit. Cover-wise, I always shoot for BBFS. About half of recent first encounters end up being bare. I get tested a few times per year and so far so good. Wash it clean a take a piss after.

I've never had any suspicious rummaging of my clothes. I don't ever bring my wallet in. Just cash and my phone (airplane mode on and location turned off) on the off chance that she will let me make a video. One girl allowed it, so I returned a handful of times and made a nice little collection. Identity concealed at her request.

If any have gotten the full experience at Laurel or Emerald, info would be much appreciated. They are close for me distance-wise. Looking for a little more variety is all. Euro and Elite haven't been so appealing lately due to distance, price, and age / quality. It would be great if we could get the standard hr BB service for 160 or lower everywhere.

Cheers.

[Ndphx]

Looking for this in DT SEA area. Any experience/ideas please share and/or pm me. Thanks.

[StevenFj20]

Sorry if I'm posting in the wrong forum I'm still learning my surrounding towns. I'm living in the Redmond area and was wondering if anyone had ever visited Katy Sweets?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?1483329-*-HOW-Does-it-GET-Any-Better-Than-This! REDMOND*.

She seems like a really good time but want to see if it's worth the steeper price.

Thanks for the help and look forward to any recommendations you may have.

[SeattleMassage]

Greetings everybody! I am a long time guest user-reader and I thought I would finally give back to our community here instead of just simply being a I guess selfish "taker".

First off, thank you in advance for all of your helpful items and posts and info after all this time of reading. Also I always go stoned and just bring cash no identification or plastic with me. The usual standard tip is 40 if the massage is 60. And sorry I suck with the names of places haha.

Second, for my first post I thought I would simply write out what I can remember from recent visits around here. So here goes:

OAF- Older Asian female.

YAF- Younger Asian female.

Aroma Valley Spa: I have gone twice here, each time was an average "alright" massage with a HE.

Massages: B-/ C Appearance (each of them) C- to a D.

OAF.

Ocean Spa (up street from Fred Meyer and Pagliacci on 85th).

OAF.

I have gone twice, each time was an average massage with a HE.

Massages: B-/ C+ Appearance C+.

Aurora and Northgate Way.

There are two places here, both OAFs.

Both massages were Cs to C minuses and both HEs.

The one on Aurora is slightly better looking than the other one barely but both are just C minuses.

Symmetry Spa.

YAF.

Massage B+ Appearance B (she was actually cute).

NO HE.

Lazy Cat off Aurora by Shoreline.

YAF.

Massage C HE /"Other" : B to a B+.

The one upstairs of China Harbor.

I went here twice, both times the sign said "open" and I rang the buzzer and both time during business hours it was apparently? Temporarily closed or she was busy or whatever. Nobody ever let me in or came to the door here twice.

Best Asian Body Massage (International District).

I think this place closed maybe? It wasn't up and running when I went there for some reason.

The one inside the Asian Food Center off of Aurora by Petsmart.

OAF.

Massage was great here! But no HE.

Massage: A Appearance: C to a D.

Sakura Went here twice, both times she said "We busy come back 1 hour" and I never came back either time.

The "foot massage" place next to the Chiropractor place on Jackson.

OAF.

Massage: B Appearance: C.

HE /"Other" : C / C-.

[Bucky Futz]

This is a newer place that has popped up in Greenwood. Anyone with an experience here?

[Occasional Amp]

Although not a fan of your handle, this is a top ten post. Every AMP hobbyist should read and memorize this. I have the luxury of being able to leave my phone in the car as my SO typically can't call me, and if she does, "I was in a meeting" is fully acceptable.

I also put my keys into my shoe and shove my socks in to keep them from moving. I then place them specifically in a way that I can tell if they're moved: basically the heel of one is "stuck" on the heel of the other so it's slightly off the ground. I've never, ever had my shoes touched, but I have found my clothes moved, and possibly searched.

OA.

Sorry that you guys have had these experiences at Euro. I haven't been there in over a year due to a change in address, but I frequented there often when I first started mongering in the Spring of 2017 and I never had an issue then. Of course, "Cookie" wasn't around then and it could be more her doing this than the rest of the Euro staff.

Another reason I may not have had a problem with anyone going through my stuff at Euro is because I never went in the sauna. That seems like a perfect time for a girl to go through your stuff since they know where you are and for how long. That wasn't the reason I didn't take the sauna, to me it just seemed like a waste of time. If I just had a table shower with big tittied Candy soaping my balls and ass crack while rubbing those giant juggs in my face, the absolute last thing I wanted to do is sit in a hot little wooden room by my damn self!

I have been to way too many AMPs than I should have in the past 2 years since I moved here and seen plenty of escorts, too. Thanks to reading up the forum and also doing some thinking with my big head before the little head gets involved, there are some things I do now to avoid problems that I didn't use to do when I first started mongering.

I'm not saying that I have all the answers and please don't think I am trying to be a know-it-all, I just don't like my fellow mongers getting robbed and I'm trying to help. Take it for what it's worth.

- I NEVER take my wallet in to an AMP or an escort. Even if they don't steal anything from the wallet, they could write down my name and address from my Driver's License and being that I am married with kids at home, that could pose some serious marital problems with my SO! Not looking to have her find out.

- Bringing in your wallet also would allow them to write down your credit card numbers with expiration and the security number on the back. They may wait awhile to try to use the card to keep you from tracing back to them. I keep my wallet locked up in my car.

- I only bring with me the amount that I am prepared to spend that day. House fees are pretty standard at $60 per hour. I always go one hour for massage and half-hour for escorts because, honestly, at my age, 30 minutes is about all I want to invest in "non-massage" activities plus I usually can't afford an hour with an escort. 30 minutes at an AMP seems too short to me as I enjoy the "pre-flip" part of the experience.

Sometimes I wish I had brought more cash in to an AMP when I am expecting just an HJ and a provider surprises me with an offer of a BJ or FS, but most of the time bringing a set amount keeps me from spending more than I plan as the little head is not budget friendly!

If I brought extra cash, it could also be stolen.

- I always turn "location services" off on my phone. My SO will sometimes use the "find my iPhone" feature to see where our kids are and I don't want her finding out that I am at some AMP or incall that way.

- I bring my phone in with me, so that I know right away if my SO has called. When I first started, I wouldn't and a few times I had to come up with a quick story when she says "Where were you? I've been calling you for the last hour!" I used to turn my phone off, but then it would go straight to voice mail and she would ask why my phone was off. You can only use the "my phone was dead" excuse so many times with a straight face. I remember driving with Brooklyn Banks one day when my SO called. Had to ask her to not talk while I took the call and talked to my wife. Call seemed to last FOREVER!

- I have a "burner" phone that I only have turned on for those days that I am mongering. My pre-paid plan is $2 each day I use it with unlimited text and calling. The burner is an old phone that used to be my main phone from a different carrier. It still has "my music" on it, which is why I would have it in my bag. I never turn it on when SO is around because some providers seem to think texting out of the blue is not a problem.

- There are certain AMP providers that I enjoy more than others and I get their cell number, which allows me to contact them to see if they can see me at a certain time. I absolutely hated it when I would go see Jojo at Tulip and she would say that she is with someone and could I come back in 45 minutes! This allows me to see who I want to see and not get the luck of the draw when I arrive to the AMP.

- I make it a hobby to get "cash back" often when I go to the grocery store and store it away for a rainy AMP day. This keeps the large ATM withdrawals from popping up on our bank statement.

Sorry for the long post! Many of you aren't in the same situation of dealing with an SO, especially one that rightfully has trust issues since she caught me in affair years ago. Some of you also have a lot more money to invest in the hobby, which I wish I did. Hopefully, someone will find my post useful.

Have a great Sunday and Happy Mongering!

Rock Chalk.

[RockChalk]

Sorry that you guys have had these experiences at Euro. I haven't been there in over a year due to a change in address, but I frequented there often when I first started mongering in the Spring of 2017 and I never had an issue then. Of course, "Cookie" wasn't around then and it could be more her doing this than the rest of the Euro staff.

Another reason I may not have had a problem with anyone going through my stuff at Euro is because I never went in the sauna. That seems like a perfect time for a girl to go through your stuff since they know where you are and for how long. That wasn't the reason I didn't take the sauna, to me it just seemed like a waste of time. If I just had a table shower with big tittied Candy soaping my balls and ass crack while rubbing those giant juggs in my face, the absolute last thing I wanted to do is sit in a hot little wooden room by my damn self!

I have been to way too many AMPs than I should have in the past 2 years since I moved here and seen plenty of escorts, too. Thanks to reading up the forum and also doing some thinking with my big head before the little head gets involved, there are some things I do now to avoid problems that I didn't use to do when I first started mongering.

I'm not saying that I have all the answers and please don't think I am trying to be a know-it-all, I just don't like my fellow mongers getting robbed and I'm trying to help. Take it for what it's worth.

- I NEVER take my wallet in to an AMP or an escort. Even if they don't steal anything from the wallet, they could write down my name and address from my Driver's License and being that I am married with kids at home, that could pose some serious marital problems with my SO! Not looking to have her find out.

- Bringing in your wallet also would allow them to write down your credit card numbers with expiration and the security number on the back. They may wait awhile to try to use the card to keep you from tracing back to them. I keep my wallet locked up in my car.

- I only bring with me the amount that I am prepared to spend that day. House fees are pretty standard at $60 per hour. I always go one hour for massage and half-hour for escorts because, honestly, at my age, 30 minutes is about all I want to invest in "non-massage" activities plus I usually can't afford an hour with an escort. 30 minutes at an AMP seems too short to me as I enjoy the "pre-flip" part of the experience.

Sometimes I wish I had brought more cash in to an AMP when I am expecting just an HJ and a provider surprises me with an offer of a BJ or FS, but most of the time bringing a set amount keeps me from spending more than I plan as the little head is not budget friendly!

If I brought extra cash, it could also be stolen.

- I always turn "location services" off on my phone. My SO will sometimes use the "find my iPhone" feature to see where our kids are and I don't want her finding out that I am at some AMP or incall that way.

- I bring my phone in with me, so that I know right away if my SO has called. When I first started, I wouldn't and a few times I had to come up with a quick story when she says "Where were you? I've been calling you for the last hour!" I used to turn my phone off, but then it would go straight to voice mail and she would ask why my phone was off. You can only use the "my phone was dead" excuse so many times with a straight face. I remember driving with Brooklyn Banks one day when my SO called. Had to ask her to not talk while I took the call and talked to my wife. Call seemed to last FOREVER!

- I have a "burner" phone that I only have turned on for those days that I am mongering. My pre-paid plan is $2 each day I use it with unlimited text and calling. The burner is an old phone that used to be my main phone from a different carrier. It still has "my music" on it, which is why I would have it in my bag. I never turn it on when SO is around because some providers seem to think texting out of the blue is not a problem.

- There are certain AMP providers that I enjoy more than others and I get their cell number, which allows me to contact them to see if they can see me at a certain time. I absolutely hated it when I would go see Jojo at Tulip and she would say that she is with someone and could I come back in 45 minutes! This allows me to see who I want to see and not get the luck of the draw when I arrive to the AMP.

- I make it a hobby to get "cash back" often when I go to the grocery store and store it away for a rainy AMP day. This keeps the large ATM withdrawals from popping up on our bank statement.

Sorry for the long post! Many of you aren't in the same situation of dealing with an SO, especially one that rightfully has trust issues since she caught me in affair years ago. Some of you also have a lot more money to invest in the hobby, which I wish I did. Hopefully, someone will find my post useful.

Have a great Sunday and Happy Mongering!

Rock Chalk.

Saw "Cookie" my last round couple weeks ago. Said she was new. Didn't think anything about it at the time, but when session was done and getting dressed, my clothes were out of order the way I placed them on the chair. I was thinking that was weird, but I dismissed it. Now I'm sure she must have went thru my shit while I was in Sauna. Not Cool at all! Good thing I only take in my phone and my exact fee and nothing more. She won't be getting any more of my Business. I will also let my regular know about it if I see her again. Hope they take care of that shit. Good way to lose a lot of Business with those kinds of practices.

[MrHelmetHead]

Saw "Cookie" my last round couple weeks ago. Said she was new. Didn't think anything about it at the time, but when session was done and getting dressed, my clothes were out of order the way I placed them on the chair. I was thinking that was weird, but I dismissed it. Now I'm sure she must have went thru my shit while I was in Sauna. Not Cool at all! Good thing I only take in my phone and my exact fee and nothing more. She won't be getting any more of my Business. I will also let my regular know about it if I see her again. Hope they take care of that shit. Good way to lose a lot of Business with those kinds of practices.

Just saw Cookie last week and no problems other than her service wasn't nearly as good as other gals there. But it is very possible someone other than Cookie was the villain while she was doing the table shower.

[HoneyRoasted]

I'm really itching to go there but all this going through the pockets business is a turn off. Can anyone tell me what I should walk In There with as far as $. Do they vary or do they all charge the same? Any help would be greatly appreciated.

[Msp9001]

Just got back from my first visit to ET and damn you guys weren't joking. This place really is the golden standard!

I had Cookie servicing me. Nice BBBJ to covered FS in 4 different positions. Then back to BBBJ with CIM. The damage was $$.

There was one thing that I really didn't like though. Glad I emptied out my wallet of everything besides cash and my old drivers license with my old address on it (They still I'd me cause I'm young looking \12484_.

Because the magnet card that I leave in my phone case for the magnetic mount in my car was flipped around LOL. I've had it in there for 2 years and it's never "accidentally flipped around" like that.

As soon as I got back in my car and tried to put it on my mount it just drop and I "what" hard haha. She must have done it while I was in the sauna after the table shower.

So beware!

Saw "Cookie" my last round couple weeks ago. Said she was new. Didn't think anything about it at the time, but when session was done and getting dressed, my clothes were out of order the way I placed them on the chair. I was thinking that was weird, but I dismissed it. Now I'm sure she must have went thru my shit while I was in Sauna. Not Cool at all! Good thing I only take in my phone and my exact fee and nothing more. She won't be getting any more of my Business. I will also let my regular know about it if I see her again. Hope they take care of that shit. Good way to lose a lot of Business with those kinds of practices.

[Dicdic]

What is the going rates in this hobby. I have been to our places on a different coast but today I have paid. 4 of house and $.6 for service. I forgot to say only for 30 mins and she wanted $$ but I said I only have $.6 b / c I did not plan to go over $$. So again what are the going rates? By the way I went to Royal and was served by and older oriental.

[WannaGoTo]

Just got back from my first visit to ET and damn you guys weren't joking. This place really is the golden standard!

I had Cookie servicing me. Nice BBBJ to covered FS in 4 different positions. Then back to BBBJ with CIM. The damage was $$.

There was one thing that I really didn't like though. Glad I emptied out my wallet of everything besides cash and my old drivers license with my old address on it (They still I'd me cause I'm young looking \12484_.

Because the magnet card that I leave in my phone case for the magnetic mount in my car was flipped around LOL. I've had it in there for 2 years and it's never "accidentally flipped around" like that.

As soon as I got back in my car and tried to put it on my mount it just drop and I "what" hard haha. She must have done it while I was in the sauna after the table shower.

So beware!

If I have any doubts about anything like that in a place I have never been before I have the cash in my pocket counted exactly and wrote on a small piece of paper in another pocket and take my keys with me and leave my wallet in a secluded hidden spot in the vehicle.

Kinda crappy to think this way "BUT" an ounce of protection is worth a pound pf cure.