Massage Parlor Reports

**Illusiv3** · 01-11-19 17:28

Just got back from my first visit to ET and damn you guys weren't joking. This place really is the golden standard!

I had Cookie servicing me. Nice BBBJ to covered FS in 4 different positions. Then back to BBBJ with CIM. The damage was $$.

There was one thing that I really didn't like though. Glad I emptied out my wallet of everything besides cash and my old drivers license with my old address on it (They still I'd me cause I'm young looking ¯\12484_.

Because the magnet card that I leave in my phone case for the magnetic mount in my car was flipped around LOL. I've had it in there for 2 years and it's never "accidentally flipped around" like that.

As soon as I got back in my car and tried to put it on my mount it just drop and I "what" hard haha. She must have done it while I was in the sauna after the table shower.

So beware!

**Hellbent** · 01-11-19 16:27

I saw Kaia (thought is was pronounced Kara) on her last week at Golden Spa. She was very attractive and in her late 20's. Did talk more than most since she is Asian-American (born here and can speak English). Did mention Greek as an option for a price. She did kind of a roll play while she was on grinding on top of me rocking back and forth saying "you like that daddy? Not my thing and found it rather funny. She does a lot better job making you feel important. Other providers just do their job and go. No personable connection that make it worth your while. But I guess your results may vary. Overall I think she is one of the better options out there.

**HotsFeru** · 01-11-19 07:18

Yeah I haven't seen kaia in a long time last time I only brought half the donation. She did mention greek if I came back and that I could finish on her tits.

**KenSee** · 01-10-19 19:23

Originally Posted by Syu425 [View Original Post]

She charge more for Greek and you have to give her a 1 day notice before visiting her for it.

And she only works Tue, Wed, and Thurs. She told me that she does not want to have too much anal as it will damage her ass, and she will let experienced guys fuck her ass.

**Syu425** · 01-10-19 12:55

Originally Posted by JohnnyGuitar [View Original Post]

Greek on an AMP menu is fairly uncommon. $$ not wildly awful for that. Might have to stop by next time I roll into Seattle.

She charge more for Greek and you have to give her a 1 day notice before visiting her for it.

**LightForce** · 01-10-19 11:33

Visited Euro Touch for the first time yesterday. Massage therapist was pretty touchy feely as soon as I walked through the door. I used the same tactic I did when I went to lazy cat and had a $100 bill and a $20 in my pocket so when I paid for the massage the therapist saw that I had another bill "ready". Anyways. She got right to the massage, they start with the table shower where she definitely fondled a bit but no body slide this time. When we got back to the room she was definitely hunting to earn that extra bill I had so she asked if I was looking for anything extra. I told her I had $120 and she said it would get me a massage and a nice HJ so I said OK and proceeded. Massage was honestly pretty bad but she took her clothes off before giving it so that was a little nicer. When she flipped me over she proceeded to provide the HJ while naked with mutual touch. She got on the table so her ass was right in front of my face while she tugged. While getting the tug I was seeing how far she would let me go and pushing whatever limits I could. She let me suck on a titty a little but that's about it. Other than that it was pretty typical. She did say that if I bring $200 I can do "anything I want" and that it would be 2 rounds of HE. At the end she introduced me to another therapist there and said they had about 4-5 girls working every day that I can chose from if I come back. I got the impression that for about $200 at Euro Touch you could have a pretty good time.

**JustNomming** · 01-10-19 04:06

Originally Posted by Turtz1109 [View Original Post]

Was it $$ including House for Greek? That's not too bad at all.

$$$ including house for Greek.

**KenSee** · 01-10-19 01:12

I saw Kaia, she is a tiny asian, but damn she talks a lot. Her massage is horrible. She $ for FS and $$ for Greek. She does CBJ and got very excited when I came. She was totally turned on. The negative, she charged me for an hour and started rushing me after 40 minutes. She wanted another 20 for a few more minutes.

I started liking her towards the end. She said that none of the other "grannies" who work there know that she provides these services so discretion is a must.

Yes, Asians don't to greek, but you can thank her "partner" for opening the passage to the Isles of Greece.

**Turtz1109** · 01-09-19 16:33

Originally Posted by JustNomming [View Original Post]

I can absolutely confirm that Kaia is still at APM. Very sexy younger lady, but will absolutely talk your ear off. Service was indeed average, and massage below average. Menu was higher priced than other providers, with $$. 0 for CFS, but surprisingly had Greek on the table at $$ 0. I had personally set a cap for first time at $. 4 including house, and she bedgrudgingly did CBJ.

Beware; if you do see her, prepare to be open ears.

Was it $$ including House for Greek? That's not too bad at all.

**JohnnyGuitar** · 01-09-19 03:26

Originally Posted by JustNomming [View Original Post]

I can absolutely confirm that Kaia is still at APM. Very sexy younger lady, but will absolutely talk your ear off. Service was indeed average, and massage below average. Menu was higher priced than other providers, with $$. 0 for CFS, but surprisingly had Greek on the table at $$ 0. I had personally set a cap for first time at $. 4 including house, and she bedgrudgingly did CBJ.

Beware; if you do see her, prepare to be open ears.

Greek on an AMP menu is fairly uncommon. $$ not wildly awful for that. Might have to stop by next time I roll into Seattle.

**JustNomming** · 01-08-19 21:18

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

Bored on a Saturday morning, so I took a look at the Everett Forum. Not a whole lot there, but there was this post about Kaia at Airport Massage:

"Had a bad experience with Kayla at Airport Massage. I recommend you stay away from her if you go to APM. She has great tits and sexy, but fucked up in the head IMO. ".

I assume he meant Kaia, not Kayla since there is no Kayla there. If memory serves from reading the Seattle MP forum, Kaia LOVES to talk incessantly while providing her services. Some mongers complained that while she is young and hot, listening to her blab on and on about her boyfriend troubles isn't worth the average full service you get.

Too long a drive for me to find out. Enough quality providers down in Seattle for me to avoid that drive.

I can absolutely confirm that Kaia is still at APM. Very sexy younger lady, but will absolutely talk your ear off. Service was indeed average, and massage below average. Menu was higher priced than other providers, with $$. 0 for CFS, but surprisingly had Greek on the table at $$ 0. I had personally set a cap for first time at $. 4 including house, and she bedgrudgingly did CBJ.

Beware; if you do see her, prepare to be open ears.

**LightForce** · 01-07-19 17:28

Went to Lazy Cat last week, $60 massage, $60 for a HJ with mutual touch. Wanted an extra $60 to take off top while finishing me off which I declined. She looked like late 20's or so asian, said her name was kiki, and pretty average / smaller build. The included shower is just a plain old shower in the bathroom to clean yourself off after the massage, not a table shower or anything. Overall the experience was OK, I'm new to all of this so I don't have much to base it on but Ill definitely be looking for other experiences at other places to get an idea of what is good and what is bad. I think Ill try EuroTouch next, looking for something a bit more fun and different. Really looking for some table slide action or possible some prostate? Dunno. Any suggestions welcome cause like I said, I'm new.

**JohnnyGuitar** · 01-06-19 17:20

Originally Posted by PeterHouston [View Original Post]

Anyone have any info on this place? Legit or sting? Sounds interesting if real. Thanks.

https://seattlewa.adlist24.com/escorts/a3391202

This group has locations all over the state. They usually set up in a hotel or apartment, and then absolutely bombard the area with ads. They're like AAMPs I guess. Not super fantastic, but if you have an asian itch, I suppose. Somewhere around $. 6 for gg and $$ for full hour. NOT very GFE, despite ads. The one where I'm from has a near empty apartment in a big complex, and just rotate johns in and out. I can't believe some shitty neighbor hasn't brought the law down on them yet.

**KenSee** · 01-05-19 23:26

I saw Kim at EuroTouch. She appeared fun loving at first. Although a bit hard to understand. I enjoyed her company initially, but then I started noticing how hard and scratchy her hands were, and they smell like cigarette smoke. She tried to please me, but then asked about HE. I told her I had only $60, she made an angry face and said that was too low. I said I will pass. I asked her how much should I bring in the future, she said "you should know. I can't tell you. " What?

She gave a nice table massage, but the soap smelled too strong (Irish spring, I think). I never use such a strong, cheap soap, and the smell would have given it away. Her massage lasted some 30 minutes, but she charged for an hour. Which is fine since I wanted to leave. The table shower was very nice and was included in the one hour massage. Then as I was leaving she demanded a "a very good tip. " I was puzzled. So I gave her $20, she said that was too low, and she demanded more. She said you have another $40 in our pocket. I just wished her well and left. Needless to say I will not repeat. Massage should be a relaxing experience, and what happens between two adults is a private matters, but this one felt rushed and too demanding.