Massage Parlor Reports

**Kings Full** · 01-10-19 19:35

So I've gone on a nice little tour this past month on spots on the eastside and westside. I've had pretty good luck on both sides of the river. 3 out of 4 places on the westside were HE. The one place that didn't end w / a HE (Chuck E Cheese) has had reports from other users with the opposite result, so it may be the person I got on that particular night.

On the eastside, it was 2 out of 4. One place was DIY, which I passed on. This place also had reports from other members about being pleased with the finish, so again it might have been the girl. I will say that I will not be returning. The massage was good, nice and hard, but she felt she was entitled to a bigger tip than what I gave and tried to make a stink about it. I plan on going back to the other place to try my luck again because the gal was by far the best looking I've experienced and she gave a great massage.

My gut tells me most of these places are open to the idea of HE. One place on the westside had a sign that asked people to keep on the underwear, which I disregarded. It ended well. Feel free to shoot me a PM for locations. Most of the places I went to had several reviews on rubmaps.

**Drex Diggler2** · 01-10-19 18:57

Originally Posted by WalterMatthew [View Original Post]

Not gotten any good intel besides the girl named Cindy.

Only 1 person operation as I heard.

Either people are keeping the place to themselves, or not getting any actions.

Haven't had the chance to stop by yet.

It's really hit and miss mostly in SE, even at the same joint.

Lets put it this way the person running it is the same from a couple on the west side and is worth it. I went after my post and it was good.

**WalterMatthew** · 01-10-19 03:31

Originally Posted by DrexDiggler2 [View Original Post]

Drove by there tonight while working, and is an interesting place for sure. May have to visit soon.

Not gotten any good intel besides the girl named Cindy.

Only 1 person operation as I heard.

Either people are keeping the place to themselves, or not getting any actions.

Haven't had the chance to stop by yet.

It's really hit and miss mostly in SE, even at the same joint.

**WalterMatthew** · 01-10-19 03:27

Originally Posted by UncleChu [View Original Post]

Anyone find the good spots?

I tried Yuan massage in Salem. Massage was good but no perks.

There used to be a lady in Wilsonville but she moved to Sellwood.

Tualatin hasn't been good to me.

Tigard by Safeway and across haven; t been good either.

I have had success and I'm happy to trade info via PM. Anyone having luck south of town?

Haven't really gotten any luck down south for me neither.

**WannaGoTo** · 01-09-19 21:41

Originally Posted by Domekak [View Original Post]

Tried CNE? Right near Q.

Yes and yes, been once.

**UncleChu** · 01-09-19 21:13

Anyone find the good spots?

I tried Yuan massage in Salem. Massage was good but no perks.

There used to be a lady in Wilsonville but she moved to Sellwood.

Tualatin hasn't been good to me.

Tigard by Safeway and across haven; t been good either.

I have had success and I'm happy to trade info via PM. Anyone having luck south of town?

**Denden15** · 01-09-19 19:55

Originally Posted by WorkBook224 [View Original Post]

Went out to a newer club that replaced a failing club on a Monday night at 10:30. 4 cars in the lot. Turned right out of the lot to find a place to turn around and head back into town and the lot I pulled into had a massage place with the open light still lit. I figured that it was just left on and I'd never had any luck in Portland (I always go to Vancouver), but I tried the door.

It was open!

A thin, slightly older woman in a sun dress appeared. Could be anywhere between 30 and 50, but she was cute and had a nice little body, named Lisa.

Charged me the usual. 6 and to the back we went. The first thirty minutes was a pretty rotten massage except that about half the time she was tugging on Big Willy and the twins. On the flip she started negotiating. . 6 hand, $ for head.

I tried to talk her down, no avail, but she switched the $ to inclusive. Inclusive it was indeed. Started BBBJ, switched to DATY and DATO (which she was insistent on). She spent some time thoroughly cleaning the boys while putting on the hat. Mish and Cowgirl were good, doggy worked perfect as she wanted to get a finger up her ass too. Managed to roll around enough to get back in 69 for BBBJCIM (she went for it but didn't like it).

She gave me her number. Texted her this week and had a nice 10 pm appointment with similar results. Her English was terrible but she says she'll meet outside the parlor sometime.

It'll be my go to spot in Portland now.

I cannot figure out where this place is? PM me?

**Denden15** · 01-09-19 19:43

Originally Posted by WorkBook224 [View Original Post]

Went out to a newer club that replaced a failing club on a Monday night at 10:30. 4 cars in the lot. Turned right out of the lot to find a place to turn around and head back into town and the lot I pulled into had a massage place with the open light still lit. I figured that it was just left on and I'd never had any luck in Portland (I always go to Vancouver), but I tried the door.

It was open!

A thin, slightly older woman in a sun dress appeared. Could be anywhere between 30 and 50, but she was cute and had a nice little body, named Lisa.

Charged me the usual. 6 and to the back we went. The first thirty minutes was a pretty rotten massage except that about half the time she was tugging on Big Willy and the twins. On the flip she started negotiating. . 6 hand, $ for head.

I tried to talk her down, no avail, but she switched the $ to inclusive. Inclusive it was indeed. Started BBBJ, switched to DATY and DATO (which she was insistent on). She spent some time thoroughly cleaning the boys while putting on the hat. Mish and Cowgirl were good, doggy worked perfect as she wanted to get a finger up her ass too. Managed to roll around enough to get back in 69 for BBBJCIM (she went for it but didn't like it).

She gave me her number. Texted her this week and had a nice 10 pm appointment with similar results. Her English was terrible but she says she'll meet outside the parlor sometime.

It'll be my go to spot in Portland now.

Could someone please PM a hint or location?

**Drex Diggler2** · 01-09-19 04:20

Originally Posted by WalterMatthew [View Original Post]

Newbie here. First post, just want to say "hi".

Just notice a new place that popped up last couple days. It was a weird location on SE Powell and 75th and very low profile. Anyone tried the place yet?

Drove by there tonight while working, and is an interesting place for sure. May have to visit soon.

**Drthunder** · 01-08-19 15:08

Originally Posted by ******** [View Original Post]

Any one check out the place near glisan and on the east side of 182nd. Name is natural health massage?

Stopped in a couple of months ago. Good massage, and left with a smile.

**Drthunder** · 01-08-19 14:36

Originally Posted by ******** [View Original Post]

Any one check out the place near glisan and on the east side of 182nd. Name is natural health massage?

Stopped in there a couple months ago. Good massage, and left with a smile.

**Amp Guide** · 01-08-19 01:05

Any one check out the place near glisan and on the east side of 182nd. Name is natural health massage?

**WalterMatthew** · 01-07-19 22:23

Newbie here. First post, just want to say "hi".

Just notice a new place that popped up last couple days. It was a weird location on SE Powell and 75th and very low profile. Anyone tried the place yet?

**Benson008** · 01-06-19 20:22

Originally Posted by MeeLikeeAsians [View Original Post]

Always 60 for me. Always get HE unless it's my first visit to a place. And most times I've even gotten HE in those instances too. In general, the ONLY thing that matters is if the woman is comfortable with you. Someone here says he always dresses nice with "nice shoes". I've never worn anything besides casual clothes & sneakers / flip flops. Others think you need to show you have extra cash for a tip. I've done that, but not every time. There's all sorts of guidelines espoused on this site but, IMHO, all you have to do is be clean when you go in and treat them respectfully. They will OFFER the HE. If they don't offer. It's not on the table. Accept that fact, don't push for extras, leave a small tip and move on to the next place. Following these simple steps, I've had HE at 5-6 places in Vancouver and another 6-7 in the Portland metro. Happy hunting.

This place in Beaverton has been mentioned before near Chuck E Cheese.

I went in the back door today and it was slow. Met a 31 YO petite and cute Chinese lady and asked for an hour.

I arrived in a hoodie and jogging pants with running shoes. I was also shower fresh.

I Requested an hour and received a mediocre massage, not bad but not up to par with my last several massages. No teasing at all just business rub. On the flip there was a facial and scalp chest and belly. Then the unexpected question was asked before a 2 hand central rub was given. Yes I was happy. While I was being treated my hands were busy stroking her jeans covered back side. She is a cutie with a nice figure that looks like a 20 YO but she told me she just turned 31. She got a nice tip and a hug on the way out.

Yes gentlemen these are true lies for your entertainment.

**MeeLikeeAsians** · 01-06-19 16:54

Originally Posted by Bjoking2003 [View Original Post]

Same approach here. I've done both. No more likelihood on 60 than 30, and actually, seems way more likely to get HE on 30 IMHO.

YMMV!

BK.

Always 60 for me. Always get HE unless it's my first visit to a place. And most times I've even gotten HE in those instances too. In general, the ONLY thing that matters is if the woman is comfortable with you. Someone here says he always dresses nice with "nice shoes". I've never worn anything besides casual clothes & sneakers / flip flops. Others think you need to show you have extra cash for a tip. I've done that, but not every time. There's all sorts of guidelines espoused on this site but, IMHO, all you have to do is be clean when you go in and treat them respectfully. They will OFFER the HE. If they don't offer. It's not on the table. Accept that fact, don't push for extras, leave a small tip and move on to the next place. Following these simple steps, I've had HE at 5-6 places in Vancouver and another 6-7 in the Portland metro. Happy hunting.