The Rat Trap

[Hari Balzak]

Glad to see you have a good head on your shoulders. I wish you the best.

Hari.

I'm not looking for anyone, I barely leave my home. It was just funny and seemed to bring out some funny posts.

Swags.

[Lehmonade]

And you said to be the douchebag you are.

Swags.

I don't understand that sentence.

[Lehmonade]

I may have forgot to turn my ringer down but when my was blowing up and would you like to that, it's ok, I'd say absolutely not you paid for your time. There is only one person I turned completely off for our wonderful out of this world love making but to me wasn't a John. He's my King.

Swags.

Are you saying that it's you in the picture?

[Lehmonade]

I missed you all too!!

C5.

Forum's all sort of boring now. Where did he go? I've been gone out of the country for a few months.

[NoFear101]

I forgot to mention all the trips to my planet HerAnus, the only explorer in that part of space.

Swags.

No feeling like being a girls asshole.

[Hari Balzak]

Where oh where?

Mr Perfect is a relative term. It depends on the angle from which you view him. He will appear when you focus on making yourself Ms Perfect. Stop looking for him and start finding yourself.

[TittyManCam1]

Just hilarious. But she's pretty hot and looks like she can do both things at the same time!

Since she's that good at multitasking I'd have her jugging my boys with her right hand.

TMC.

[SC James]

Miss "Let me answer this text".

Just hilarious. But she's pretty hot and looks like she can do both things at the same time!

[Tyrion]

I almost choked on my coffee seeing this! That's some funny shiznit, right there!

Miss "Let me answer this text".

[RoadWarrior2K]

He's only in your mind''s in FantasyLand,
He does not exist.

In response, I have met Miss Ripoff, Miss Cash & Dash, Miss falls asleep, nods out while so high sucking my dick, Miss lays there like a piece of meat with no interest other than when can I get my next fix?, Miss wants to light up her crack pipe in my car, Miss Lazy, Miss Liar, Miss spends like I'm a billionaire, Miss Complainer, Miss Whiner, Miss B*tch, Miss C*nt, Miss no personality, and Peg Bundy. Anybody care to add ?

Miss "Let me answer this text".

[Peejay2015]

Where oh where?

He's only in your mind''s in FantasyLand,
He does not exist.

In response, I have met Miss Ripoff, Miss Cash & Dash, Miss falls asleep, nods out while so high sucking my dick, Miss lays there like a piece of meat with no interest other than when can I get my next fix?, Miss wants to light up her crack pipe in my car, Miss Lazy, Miss Liar, Miss spends like I'm a billionaire, Miss Complainer, Miss Whiner, Miss B*tch, Miss C*nt, Miss no personality, and Peg Bundy. Anybody care to add ?

[Camera3]

You missed by broadcast, I'm not a hooker so " forum advertiser" no longer pertains to me!

Swags.

Actually, I just noticed that. Very cool!!

We should do lunch one day.

C3.

[Lehmonade]

I can't Express just how happy I am. The lifestyle is dangerous and things I've seen and have done to me I'd never wish upon anyone not even my worst enemy, with the exception of the bishop LOL. I stay far away from anything past orange Ave coming from narcoosee side. OBT and the trash needs to be cleaned up desperately and get all pimps off the streets.

Swags.

I dabble here and there with this site for quick amusement. Then I saw "Color Commentator" LOL. I can see why.

[Explorer11]

Whatever you say is shit anyways, you already been exposed as a fucking liar. Lying about dates to gain some type of USASG cred. Pathetic.

C3 the Loser called out C5 for posting fake reviews. LOL. Hypocrite. Pitiful.

E11.

[Ding A Ling]

Here is the post where he was lying about seeing a young hottie. So funny.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post3477929