Massage Parlor Reports

**D Copperfield** · 12-21-18 01:40

Originally Posted by Wera433 [View Original Post]

I would have been so angry I would have yelled at the guy to shut up. I bet the girls would have loved you for it.

I was so close, I looked at my AMP girl and shook my fist at the room next door but she put her finger over her mouth asking me to be quite. It was frustrating. .

**D Copperfield** · 12-21-18 01:38

Originally Posted by LiamBrennan [View Original Post]

LOL!!

Man I am sooo sorry. Usually my "I'm an ignorant slob newbie to this stuff" bit works great in AMPs. .

You are forgiven for being honest. Hahahaha.

**Golden3** · 12-20-18 16:15

Today, I visited Healthy Massage / 405, for the first time after a long hiatus. I got an older woman, so-so looks. She wouldn't tell me her name. The massage was mediocre. I was draped almost all the time, but the masseuse folded back the cover a few times for some very nice light teasing of the boys. I ran my hands up and down her legs, and she neither rejected nor encouraged the gesture. On the flip, I asked if I could feel inside her pants for a bigger tip, and she said no, that my hands were cold. It is true that my hands were cold, but she may just not wanted to be touched so much. I was quite happy at the end.

On the whole, 10 years ago, I would have written the place off, but the options for AMPs are not so good at the moment, especially in the NE burbs, where I am.

**Wera433** · 12-20-18 15:50

Originally Posted by DCopperfield [View Original Post]

So I went to Breiel today and when I walked in Lulu took me to a room and said 5 minutes. I have seen her several times and left happy. She appeared to be finishing up with a customer, getting them water while they dressed I assume. As the customer was leaving another came in and everything went south. He was very loud and started talking to the AMP girls to see who would give him a massage. Did I mention this guy had the loudest voice ever. He said (HOW MUCH FOR AN HOUR). AMP said. 6. He said (IS. 6 FOR EVERYTHING OR ARE THEY EXPECTING A TIP). When he was led to his room the AMP said get undressed and lay on the table. He said (MY TIME don't START NOW DOES IT). Did I mention this guy had the loudest voice ever. Lulu came in and started my massage but I could tell she was not comfortable with the guy in the next room. When the other AMP girl went in his room I heard her laugh and say, no no you lay face down. He said (OH I DIDN'T KNOW). Yeah right he didn't. The very minute she put her hands on him he started moaning. Did I mention this guy had the loudest voice ever. I noticed Lulu never turned on the music in my room. The AMP next door started talking Chinese and Lulu was answering her while massaging me. This went on for about 3 minutes. I could tell they were not comfortable and I assume Lulu was telling her do not fall for this act of inexperience this guy was putting on. In other words no HE. Lulu continued to massage me but her total attention was listening to the room next to us. She even covered my ears a couple time and said sorry as this guy moaned like he was giving birth. Did I mention this guy had the loudest voice ever..

I would have been so angry I would have yelled at the guy to shut up. I bet the girls would have loved you for it.

**Stasco05** · 12-20-18 13:54

It's been reported recently. Just got to be smart and not be a jackass and they'll take care of you every time!

Originally Posted by LiamBrennan [View Original Post]

Now that IS a great story and since I'm a huge fan of the vets, even moreso! I'm guessing Korea.

But anyway, I think this should have been obvious but. WHAT PLACE?? And can you give more details? Sounds like the opportunities at AMPs are almost zilch out there right now. We need an option badly.

**LiamBrennan** · 12-20-18 11:52

Originally Posted by DCopperfield [View Original Post]

So I went to Breiel today and when I walked in Lulu took me to a room and said 5 minutes. I have seen her several times and left happy. She appeared to be finishing up with a customer, getting them water while they dressed I assume. As the customer was leaving another came in and everything went south. He was very loud and started talking to the AMP girls to see who would give him a massage. Did I mention this guy had the loudest voice ever. He said (HOW MUCH FOR AN HOUR). AMP said. 6. He said (IS. 6 FOR EVERYTHING OR ARE THEY EXPECTING A TIP). When he was led to his room the AMP said get undressed and lay on the table. He said (MY TIME don't START NOW DOES IT). Did I mention this guy had the loudest voice ever. Lulu came in and started my massage but I could tell she was not comfortable with the guy in the next room. When the other AMP girl went in his room I heard her laugh and say, no no you lay face down. He said (OH I DIDN'T KNOW). Yeah right he didn't. The very minute she put her hands on him he started moaning. Did I mention this guy had the loudest voice ever. I noticed Lulu never turned on the music in my room. The AMP next door started talking Chinese and Lulu was answering her while massaging me. This went on for about 3 minutes. I could tell they were not comfortable and I assume Lulu was telling her do not fall for this act of inexperience this guy was putting on. In other words no HE. Lulu continued to massage me but her total attention was listening to the room next to us. She even covered my ears a couple time and said sorry as this guy moaned like he was giving birth. Did I mention this guy had the loudest voice ever. The AMP must have asked him to flip because I heard him say with what seemed to be a megaphone, (HUH, OH YOU WANT ME TO FLIP OVER). Well I thought he was moaning very loudly before, boy was I wrong. He took it up a notch with a (AWE THAT FEELS GOOD) thrown in every 30 seconds. Meanwhile in my room Lulu has her phone out whispering in it trying to tell me something. I look and her phone says (SCARED, WANT NO TROUBLE). She pointed at my soldier and said next time. Remember I have seen her several times and left happy. So to the guy who came in and ruined my day, If you are reading this please. Verify I say to thee, depart now from my presence, kindly proceedeth thou in the direction of the place the Greeks called Hades, and continue thy journey in said direction till, indeed, thou doth arrive there, where thou shalt remain, hopefully, for eternity. . Have a good day. .

LOL!!

Man I am sooo sorry. Usually my "I'm an ignorant slob newbie to this stuff" bit works great in AMPs. .

**DarkStallion** · 12-20-18 10:55

Originally Posted by LiamBrennan [View Original Post]

So. Wow, that doesn't guide us much. Hot? Not hot? Would you repeat, or not? Good God man, tell us something dude! .

My bad, I was in hurry when I wrote this. She looks good but I don't spend money just on how good the person looks. You give me value I give you money. So massage was ok and weird HE, I repeat she had her eyes closed and looking at the sealing and just scratching my junior slowly. It was not at all pleasant. So won't repeat for that. And like some one said I doubt if there is anything available more than HE, because for removing top there was upsell don't remember how much.

**D Copperfield** · 12-20-18 02:32

HM in Miamisburg, a little north of Middletown was busted today. Probably closer to Dayton but just an FYI. I believe they arrested 2 AMP girls. Stay safe. .

**D Copperfield** · 12-20-18 02:28

So I went to Breiel today and when I walked in Lulu took me to a room and said 5 minutes. I have seen her several times and left happy. She appeared to be finishing up with a customer, getting them water while they dressed I assume. As the customer was leaving another came in and everything went south. He was very loud and started talking to the AMP girls to see who would give him a massage. Did I mention this guy had the loudest voice ever. He said (HOW MUCH FOR AN HOUR). AMP said. 6. He said (IS. 6 FOR EVERYTHING OR ARE THEY EXPECTING A TIP). When he was led to his room the AMP said get undressed and lay on the table. He said (MY TIME don't START NOW DOES IT). Did I mention this guy had the loudest voice ever. Lulu came in and started my massage but I could tell she was not comfortable with the guy in the next room. When the other AMP girl went in his room I heard her laugh and say, no no you lay face down. He said (OH I DIDN'T KNOW). Yeah right he didn't. The very minute she put her hands on him he started moaning. Did I mention this guy had the loudest voice ever. I noticed Lulu never turned on the music in my room. The AMP next door started talking Chinese and Lulu was answering her while massaging me. This went on for about 3 minutes. I could tell they were not comfortable and I assume Lulu was telling her do not fall for this act of inexperience this guy was putting on. In other words no HE. Lulu continued to massage me but her total attention was listening to the room next to us. She even covered my ears a couple time and said sorry as this guy moaned like he was giving birth. Did I mention this guy had the loudest voice ever. The AMP must have asked him to flip because I heard him say with what seemed to be a megaphone, (HUH, OH YOU WANT ME TO FLIP OVER). Well I thought he was moaning very loudly before, boy was I wrong. He took it up a notch with a (AWE THAT FEELS GOOD) thrown in every 30 seconds. Meanwhile in my room Lulu has her phone out whispering in it trying to tell me something. I look and her phone says (SCARED, WANT NO TROUBLE). She pointed at my soldier and said next time. Remember I have seen her several times and left happy. So to the guy who came in and ruined my day, If you are reading this please. Verify I say to thee, depart now from my presence, kindly proceedeth thou in the direction of the place the Greeks called Hades, and continue thy journey in said direction till, indeed, thou doth arrive there, where thou shalt remain, hopefully, for eternity. . Have a good day. .

**Vinlmp** · 12-19-18 22:50

Originally Posted by TheStigyEh [View Original Post]

Safe location within a Class C type office space / commercial building. She has her own small office suite. Appeared to work solo. Relatively pretty Filipino lady, mid to late 30's, aging quite well as they do, nice ass, a bit of a small tummy, nice rack. Massage was "okay". I did not get the sense, based on conversation, that FS or BJ would be available, YMMV. Up-charge for topless was on offer, I did not partake. Native English speaker.

Am I running back. No. Did I get to check the box. Yes. Might I repeat again some day. Maybe, in a pinch.

Could not have summarized any better. Left wanting more but doubtful available.

LV.

**TapThat** · 12-19-18 21:35

Originally Posted by DarkStallion [View Original Post]

I had tried Asian2018 and you can look up my review in my profile. Massage was ok. I have had better massages in my life. She look hot though. Nice titties but there is up sell for letting them out. HE was weird as she had her eyes closed and kind of scratchin my junior.

Or her rubbing the tubes to your balls. Like she is rolling a joint.

And yes, the upsells are going to happen.
They still hurt when i think about it to this day.

**LiamBrennan** · 12-19-18 20:38

Originally Posted by DarkStallion [View Original Post]

I had tried Asian2018 and you can look up my review in my profile. Massage was ok. I have had better massages in my life. She look hot though. Nice titties but there is up sell for letting them out. HE was weird as she had her eyes closed and kind of scratchin my junior.

So. Wow, that doesn't guide us much. Hot? Not hot? Would you repeat, or not? Good God man, tell us something dude! .

**DarkStallion** · 12-19-18 19:27

Originally Posted by Golden3 [View Original Post]

What the experience with Asian2018 like? Is it like an AMP, except that she works solo? Or is she like an escort who uses massage as foreplay? I guess that the question comes down to whether or not she offers FS, and, if so, is it standard or an extra to be negotiated for.

I had tried Asian2018 and you can look up my review in my profile. Massage was ok. I have had better massages in my life. She look hot though. Nice titties but there is up sell for letting them out. HE was weird as she had her eyes closed and kind of scratchin my junior.

**DarkStallion** · 12-19-18 19:14

Originally Posted by DaytonNew [View Original Post]

As an out of town, I'm looking for some update on Assol. Don't want to waste a drive. I would appreciate also any info about the other Harrison places. I missed Assol previous provider, that was a nice short lived ride.

Stay safe.

Assol can be missed. Not tried the new lady yoyo. You can try her. Saw reviews to be good. But I saw another lady she was short and kind of 45+. Didn't like. Left happy but not "return back next day" happy.