Massage Parlor Reports

[Edge 1201]

Thanks for the info.

We should start a thread called Darwin Was Right for the providers with less than adequate services.

[Wolverines]

She's a good one.

Was in the mood for massage and haven't seen an indy for that in ages so I contacted Riley. Her ad is down so no link but usually found at usasg classifieds. Her private house is off 196 near downtown in a decent neighborhood. She has a massage table setup in her bedroom and plays music during session. She advertises "naked massage" and started stripping as soon as I got in the bedroom. WOW what a body! I'd guess her age at late 30's or more by her face but she has the tight spinner body of a 20 year old college girl. B cups no sag. Sweet round ass, not an ounce of flab or fat anywhere. Facewise she's not pretty at all and does nothing with her hair which was a bit ratty. She gives a decent massage. Better than half the parlor girls. She did a very nice prostate massage and a slow deliberate HE.

50 out the door for HH. 80 hr tip included. Valuewise she can't be beat. Best naked body I've seen in a long time. If a professional would do her makeup and hair she'd be a total knockout.

I recommend and will repeat. May try FS next visit.

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the info.

She is very scatter-brained. Sometimes she "forgets" the appointment and other times sets it up, then crickets. Never got more than 1/2 hour from her even when booking an hour. Trys the GPS attitude but quickly changes if you threaten to walk. Ditzy blonde. BBCIM & BBFS both with MSOG and she's a screamer. Overall a mid to lower bracket provider. $150 for half-hour. I've seen her a couple of times hoping things will get better, but they did not.

Used to go by Linn or Lynn (then other monikers) a year or two ago. Saw her once at Momma D's in Holland. Crappy ms, but pretty much full menu. Moved to "near Zoo", then to one of the local parlors (can't remember which one) then back to Zoo area. Many bad reviews, some saying they were completely ripped off of their money and she'd disappear. The one time I say her she was so high she couldn't find the lotion, towels, flighty as hell. Maybe she's changed, but I'd be careful.

Has been posting under massage for quite awhile now; haven't met. Ad now states 'he', was wondering if anyone has partook the FS.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...l/411376747226

[Hap Hunter]

Was in the mood for massage and haven't seen an indy for that in ages so I contacted Riley. Her ad is down so no link but usually found at usasg classifieds. Her private house is off 196 near downtown in a decent neighborhood. She has a massage table setup in her bedroom and plays music during session. She advertises "naked massage" and started stripping as soon as I got in the bedroom. WOW what a body! I'd guess her age at late 30's or more by her face but she has the tight spinner body of a 20 year old college girl. B cups no sag. Sweet round ass, not an ounce of flab or fat anywhere. Facewise she's not pretty at all and does nothing with her hair which was a bit ratty. She gives a decent massage. Better than half the parlor girls. She did a very nice prostate massage and a slow deliberate HE.

50 out the door for HH. 80 hr tip included. Valuewise she can't be beat. Best naked body I've seen in a long time. If a professional would do her makeup and hair she'd be a total knockout.

I recommend and will repeat. May try FS next visit.

Need to road trip to GR. Use to bang Riley for $1 to $. 40 for an hour+ of time when she was in Lansing. Great provider!

[GoodFun10]

Thanks for the review. You didn't give any details what you received in terms of service other than "she hit the spot hard". I hate to assume, so I'll ask. For $150 to a BBW at a massage parlor I imagine at least 1 hour was spent with her, and she provided a FS experience? Any other details you can provide that helps us mongers understand what we might expect for $150 here?

Good news. Kandi will be back in GR next week for a day. Probably on Wednesday.

[White300]

I've seen her before. Personally I thought she was awesome. A little chatty but not too bad. Massage is very good. Flip was good. I will be repeating for sure. Hope that helps.

Mind sharing her menu with me?

[Jaynna]

Had the good fortune of seeing Di at MBD yesterday. Great conversationalist, a great massage, and a great ending! What more could you ask for. She could have spent a little more time on the nuru-- I like feeling her rub up and down my body. But overall it was a great time and I didn't feel rushed at all. Will definitely repeat-- if she lets me!

Thank you kindly for taking time to review! I appreciate your kind words! As always, we aim to put our guests first!!

It would be my pleasure, to see you again!

Di.

[Bloozer]

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[Benz1]

Thanks for the review. You didn't give any details what you received in terms of service other than "she hit the spot hard". I hate to assume, so I'll ask. For $150 to a BBW at a massage parlor I imagine at least 1 hour was spent with her, and she provided a FS experience? Any other details you can provide that helps us mongers understand what we might expect for $150 here?

I've read reviews on this forum that confirmed BBBJ and BBFS from Mia and Angela.
Mia gets naked right away and allows plenty of roaming and fiv.
Mia offered me a BJ for 100 that would have been a total of 140hh, I said Nope then she dropped to 80. Nope. Massage was kinda lame. The massage is important to me. I guess at this point I'll call a good CMT quality massage an extra, it's hard to find at hobby sites. If I don't get a good massage, I won't repeat.
If you go to HH looking for a good CMT quality massage ask for Amynas.

[Blackfire]

After a long time and with Kandieland staying away, I had good experiences in the past with Mia at Healthy Habits and decided to make the drive. The only negative is whoever answers the phone speaks and understands English horribly! But we got thru it and I set up a 3:00. Holy bawlz batman does this huge ta-ta'd honey aim to please or what!? Wow she hit the spot hard! It's refreshing to not be hit by upsell after upsell. She did what needed to be done with professional poise and consideration for me and then some!. I usually don't care for bbw's, but she carries it well and is very attractive. I'm extremely pleased and highly recommend this lady!

For me 60 door (hour),80 services, and I found a ten in my other pocket. I most definitely will repeat often.

Thanks for the review. You didn't give any details what you received in terms of service other than "she hit the spot hard". I hate to assume, so I'll ask. For $150 to a BBW at a massage parlor I imagine at least 1 hour was spent with her, and she provided a FS experience? Any other details you can provide that helps us mongers understand what we might expect for $150 here?

[HeadShot]

Just wondering for those of you who have seen these ladies what one can expect for their premium rates? I know that most of them post that they are NOT FS but surely they must include more than the typical full nude with full roaming, fiv, etc to be able to get these rates. Some of these are posting that their half hours are 140-150 so is it safe to assume that it includes a really good CMT quality massage as well as a BJ, daty, etc but short of FS? I mean their rates are 50-70% higher than the typical rates. Please let me know what gives and if you feel what is included is truly worth the premium pricing. Feel free to pm me if you don't want to post on the open board. Thanks.

Not sure where your getting the math wrong, or perhaps you misread a posting. That sounds like nuru rates. I've been seeing Emily for awhile and have never paid more than standard rates. I think she's like $10 more than usual for 1 hr. That being said, she's super cool, easy to talk to, sexy and does a good job in my mind.

[Monger01]

Was in the mood for massage and haven't seen an indy for that in ages so I contacted Riley. Her ad is down so no link but usually found at usasg classifieds. Her private house is off 196 near downtown in a decent neighborhood. She has a massage table setup in her bedroom and plays music during session. She advertises "naked massage" and started stripping as soon as I got in the bedroom. WOW what a body! I'd guess her age at late 30's or more by her face but she has the tight spinner body of a 20 year old college girl. B cups no sag. Sweet round ass, not an ounce of flab or fat anywhere. Facewise she's not pretty at all and does nothing with her hair which was a bit ratty. She gives a decent massage. Better than half the parlor girls. She did a very nice prostate massage and a slow deliberate HE.

50 out the door for HH. 80 hr tip included. Valuewise she can't be beat. Best naked body I've seen in a long time. If a professional would do her makeup and hair she'd be a total knockout.

I recommend and will repeat. May try FS next visit.

Seen Riley about a week back and holy hell was it amazing. Scheduled a hour after a little trouble with communication but not bad. First half of the session was a great massage. She knows what she's doing and I like the massage lotion she uses over the standard oil you get every where else. After the flip she played sensually for about ten minutes while talking. Lots of fun there. Agreed on FS and moved to the bed. She must really enjoy what she does. The next 45 min were bliss. Lots of BBBJ and riding. Never asked to change positions so I left her ride, she seemed to be enjoying herself and the sheets showed it. Finished with CIM. We were way over time, closer to two hours but she never mentioned it or seemed to even look at a clock. I plan to repeat over and over. I tipped high due to the time and overall experience, $$ our the door.

[JuanMan1217]

Been reading the forum for a while. Made and apt with Layla last weekend. Had a great time. Senior members feel free to pm for details.

Hi she says 150 no tip does that mean extra or.

[TwoTrack]

Been there, strictly professional.

Pretty good massage with a pretty good looking mid 20's Chinese girl.

I ended up with minimal otc roaming, striking myself while she fondled me and watched.

60 door /20 tip.

Looks 8/10.

Massage 7/10.

Ending 5/10 (Not bad for myself, LOL).

I may repeat as it was very clean, massage was pretty good, and she was easy on the eyes.

Stay safe guys!

2 track.

[ChipCharger]

She's at Healthy Habits on 28th. Do I need a link for that?

Just busting your balls a bit Dr Linklater. I couldn't resist but I appreciate your assistance in making things run smooth.