Massage Parlor Reports

[Zeebo1]

He just got the name wrong, I think this was a GG report.

Sox.

Yes, my mistake! This was a report for GG.

[Kellner42]

I'm looking for reviews of u massage but it pulls up only the word massage without the u.

Having a hard time here. Can someone help?

Unless someone can just give me some basic info regarding that place.

Thanks.

Like the other poster said, try "you" massage, but even that will only yield you about half of the reports. Basically, the general consensus is that if BO and GG are about 5 stars, you or U is about 4 or 4. 5. It's a little below their standard, but very close. Given that it is the best place in its own part of the area and that negotiations can happen there, it has some advantages. I also like their parking set up and location best of all the "Big 4" places talked about here. It is hands down the most discreet.

My own take on it is that the place is a proper AMP. CB and BB (RIP), GG, WB, and BO are kind of in a league unto themselves. "You" is what 90% of the country's mongers think of when they think AMP, but taken to the very highest level. I think that You has the hottest girls and best service at the regular AMP level (before you break into "next" level where the other places are). I recommend "You," definitely.

[Area Gentleman]

I'm looking for reviews of u massage but it pulls up only the word massage without the u.

Having a hard time here. Can someone help?

Unless someone can just give me some basic info regarding that place.

Thanks.

Try using "You Massage" as the search term. You'll need to read through at least 3 or 4 pages of results and beyond. Sometimes the references and reviews are contained within other similar reports. I went to U-Massage for the first time awhile back and it was very disappointing. I got a new girl who was a trainee I think. Called herself Mickey Mouse and was quite impersonal and wanted too much gratuity for what turned out to be a substandard session. On the way out she introduced me to other providers I wish I had met on the way in before agreeing to go with the first one who presented herself. Diamond looked very good and Lulu was busy so I couldn't see her. Good luck if you go and please report back. Remembering names and or descriptions of providers is very helpful.

[ShawnSpencer]

I came across this you Massage review. Hope it help.

I'm looking for reviews of u massage but it pulls up only the word massage without the u.

Having a hard time here. Can someone help?

Unless someone can just give me some basic info regarding that place.



Thanks.

I had the pleasure of visiting you Massage on Friday. I don't frequent Orlando AMPs; my last trip to one was CB last year. Upon entering, I was greeted by mamasan and paid for an hour. Being the inexperienced mongerer that I am, I insisted on Lulu instead of drawing someone else. I actually had to wait in the room for 15 minutes for Lulu. However, she made up for it. When she entered the room, she immediately climbed on top of me and started giving me long, deep kisses (not DFK though). We proceeded to the TS and spent maybe 8 minutes in there. I've never experienced an interactive TS, but my God, she made every effort to make sure I enjoyed it. Body glide, rimming, BBBJ, even just holding me close to her while whispering dirty things in my ear made the entire thing so enjoyable. When we came back to the room, she started with a very soft back massage, standing over me, completely naked. All of a sudden she just climbs over me and starts rimming me again! After a while, she stands back up, this time under me, while continuously rimming me. This girl loves doing it. After a few minutes she flips back over into a 69 position. I tell her I want to pound her so bad and she's already slipping the hat on before I finish what I'm saying. We do cowgirl, mish, and doggy before I pop in the hat eventually. We go back to the TS so both of us can clean off and she's still giving me deep kisses while she's washing me. A pleasant surprise came when I was dressing back up. Lulu actually knelt down and put my socks and shoes on for me. She did literally everything right to make me have the best experience at an AMP ever. On the way out she introduced me to the other girls. I didn't catch any names, but there was one really cute one I wanted to try out. But I'll probably stick with Lulu next time. Total was $$.2. Stay safe, brothers.

[TattooedDaddy]

She's hard to understand when she says her name, but it's Rainbow.

I had a dream with her. Gave a report she reminded me of an Asian porn star the way she flipped her hair and looked at me doring the oral part of my dream and the most amazing breasts I believe they were natural because she is young.

[Redsox2005]

He just got the name wrong, I think this was a GG report.

Sox.

Did you just say, you paid $ for a half hour session to go with the house fee of. 6?

I have been to BO many times and the mamasan or Snow always collects donation upfront before taking you to a room. And you are saying you paid $ in the room. Interesting!

Stay safe! Happy hunting!

[Chipper321]

I'm looking for reviews of u massage but it pulls up only the word massage without the u.

Having a hard time here. Can someone help?

Unless someone can just give me some basic info regarding that place.

Thanks.

[FieryStud]

I have been longing to go for a trip to Greece but since I'm based out of Jax and we don't have much quality and quantity up there as compared to O town, I was waiting for the weekend. So, I drove down last weekend and even though I wanted to go to WB after my previous experience there, I ended up at GG since I had some other appointments and couldn't afford the additional drive time to WB. Called up earlier and fixed an appointment with Pandora since I know for sure that I can travel to islands with her.

Arrived on time on a Sunday late afternoon and was greeted by Pandora at the door. Paid the house fee for the hour and once inside and naked, she asked me for the donation of $. 60. I said I only have $. 30 and she checked all my pockets to see if I'm lying. Luckily that day, I didn't have any more cash on me and she took the money and came back in a few minutes. I opted for 2 rounds when she asked me the question and she proceeded right away. Its either I caught her at a bad time or she was not happy with the donation because it was not the usual wild session that you would associate with Pandora.

There was no BJ and she straight away put the cover on and climbed on top of me and started riding me. I paused for a bit and feasted on her huge man-mades for sometime. Then when I tried to travel to the islands, she stopped me saying it would be just one round if I need access to Greece. I asked why and she said because you just paid me $. 3 and people usually pay her $. 6 for 2 rounds with access to Greece. I said f**k it, I'll just have one round and proceeded to quench my thirst. Got finished, opted for a TS at the end and again it was just so-so. Got out in less than 45 minutes. Not the kind of experience one would expect with Pandora but its just one of those days.

Stay safe! Happy hunting!

[FieryStud]

Day 3 of the trip. Day 2 I saw some hooker in the classifieds, and day 3 back to AMPs!

Had lunch and then fell asleep and into a dream. Showed up at BO and parked in front. Entered from back and was greeted by hot girl, and I gave. 6 for hh. Another girl came to my room. Best I remember name was Leah. She is short, had blonde curled highlighted hair. Looked very young and curvy body, nice butt. Reminded me of a girl I banged in college. Did table shower which was okay. She cleaned back, then the front. A tiny bit of play / BBBJ but not much. Since hh we hurried back to room. Then 2 min teasing massage and flip for negotiations. She tried asking $$ up front, and I said no quickly. Then went to $. 6 and I told her I only had $. (true story I came in light). She agreed $. For everything. Not sure how low these girls will go, but seems for hh they will give up for even less I bet. Felt a little guilty about being a cheap bastard but I think my offer was good for hh service. Started with nice sloppy BBBJ and she used that lube stuff at the same time. Then in mish and she is a good actor. Moaned a lot and even asked me to go deeper. Pinned legs back and went very deep as she moaned. She wanted me to cum faster but I took my time a bit, and released in hat after about 5-7 minutes. Overall good experience and price. The place is pretty nice inside and I would definitely spend h there next time.

Did you just say, you paid $ for a half hour session to go with the house fee of. 6?

I have been to BO many times and the mamasan or Snow always collects donation upfront before taking you to a room. And you are saying you paid $ in the room. Interesting!

Stay safe! Happy hunting!

[MyWifeCheated]

Back on Friday, time was tight and it was too difficult to lock down times with some other providers, so I fall back to the comfort and convenience of an AMP. Certainly nice when a hour suddenly opens up during the day. Head to GG for some relaxing therapy and since all the front parking spots were taken, I drive to the back walled area to park. Ring the back doorbell and a cute one opens the door. Because I'm Asian, first thing she asked me is if I'm Chinese and / or if I can speak Chinese. I suppose they're a lot more comfortable speaking in their native tongue. She's bubbly and leads me to a room downstairs and says she'll get me a "ma-la" (spicy) girl. She opens up her robe and reveals a banging body and asks if I think she's beautiful. Easy to speak the truth, so I say yes, and she grabs my junk through my jeans. Asks me how long I would like, I say an hour and the damage is 80. She said she'll go get the girl now and asks me to undress. I do so, drape a towel, and wait. After a 20 minute wait, which I'm annoyed about, someone finally comes and gets me. She's really pretty, with long heavily highlighted hair wearing some hot orange lingerie. She takes me upstairs to a room, asks me if I would like a TS, to which I say yes. She disrobes and she is 5'1" with a beautiful body, maybe upper C size tits. She wraps herself in a towel and leads me to the shower.

She has me laying prone at first, and washes my back, buttocks, and legs with a slight focus on my butt crack. Then she has be turn over and washes my front, asks me to wash her too (means just grope her) and pays JR quite a bit of attention. She takes some warm water from the shower head in her mouth and does a BBBJ a little like that. Nothing much more than that. Finished up the TS, mouthwash and back to the room.

Back in the room, starts me laying prone again on the table and asks if I want a massage or sensual touch. I opt for a sensual touch, which was just light touching all over my back side. A couple times she presses her body on me. Then she has me turn over. More light touching eventually honing in on JR. She then asks if I want FS, confirms I know how much it is, and I say yes. She then gives a pretty damn good BBBJ with DT which is light, but touching the right places on JR. After like a couple of min, she asks if I want more, I say I want to 69 to which she obliges. She then puts a cover on and starts CG. We then cycle through K9 and mish, and it feels kinda like we're just going through the positions. After a bit of that, I have her finish me off with a BBBJ and HJ to which she BBBJCIMWS, which surprised me. For those that want that, know that Lexi at GG does it! Doesn't do anything for me, but I know that it's a thing for some. She gets me a water and a mint and we talk for a while. Probably 20 min or so. Find out she's Thai, but can speak Chinese very well. We probably go over on time talking, but no one was chasing me out or anything. We get dressed and she leads me back downstairs. The original girl, which I guess was playing mama-san that night, introduced me to another girl before I left. Her name was Jessica. A half Chinese, half Mexican and had me cop a feel because she had large natural ones and said I'll get her next time.

I've previously been to BO once and the experience was largely the same. The long wait I think is not the norm but it was annoying. The girls from either did a comparably amazing job. I think speaking Chinese makes them more talkative, but offers no other benefits. Can't go wrong with either establishment and something has to be said for the convenience and consistency in quality from my experience.

For those that have gotten more than one girl at a time, do they just charge you double? Do you always have to ask for it before starting? Thinking at some point I'd like to try that out.

[PFish1]

Drove past the shopping center on 1792 and Walden (entrance to Seminole State) and saw one of the store front had a MASSAGE sign above. Has anyone tried it? I may TOFTT tomorrow.

TOFTT and stopped in the other day. Just opened last week according to attendant. Attendant was 40 ish according to my radar. Was wearing a dress so thought it was going to be very interesting. Massage was very good. It was as if she could feel the trouble spots and paid attention to them in detail.

On the flip, was just standard HE. Roaming was allowed under the dress, but always moved away when close contact was about to happen.

8 entry. 4 tip.

Will return to see if further progress can be made on subsequent trips.

[PFish1]

Greetings gents,

Was driving down colonial between dean and rouse and noticed 3 AMPs on the north side of colonial. Anyone have info? I plan to stop at all 3 and check out the vibe on them.

Thanks.

Stay cool everyone.

Starting with the first one closest to Dean. Standard AMP. 50 ish attendants. Decent massage. Standard HE. Typical. 8 + . 4 Tips. I've been there multiple times, including in the last couple of months.

The one just east of there, I believe it was next to a barber shop. Went once. Had a nice time. Standard HE and pricing. I didn't like the setup. Always seemed to be someone hanging out front.

I'm not sure of the 3rd in that area.

Continuing east, once you pass Alafaya, there is Wellness on the right past the library. Then just past that on the right there is LuLu, and on down past Lake Pickett on the left there is one. The one past Lake Picket seems to be legit only now.

[Zeebo1]

Maybe you have your places confused. All these places rotate talent, but I've never heard of a Leah at BO or a girl as you described.

More importantly.

You HAVE to park in front of BO or remotely as they have no back lot.

They have no back entrance through which customers can enter, so unless you climbed a fence (and maybe broke in, LOL) you're talking about another place.

And you definitely don't negotiate prices at BO, especially if you are claiming to have gone down to $. You might get 20-40 less than local rates if conditions are right, but that's very rare.

You would never have even gotten in for $ because you pay up front.

Sorry, not BO but GG. I went to GG, but got the names confused in the report!

[Searcher52]

Day 1 of a 5 day vacation. The reports here have been very helpful so wanted to report back my experience.

On the way from the airport to JYP / WB I had a dream. The place was dead and did not see / hear another monger come in the whole time. Hoping to see Yuki based on amazing reports here. When I got there was surprised to be greeted by a girl, and not the mamasan. I avoided risking looking like an idiot by asking for Yuki (in case this girl was Yuki! My mistake, I should have just asked for Yuki and walked out if she wasn't there. Gave her. 8 for 1 hr. Turns out the door girl was seeing me, and her name was Vivian. Vivian is average looking and thin, with roughly B-C cup man mades. Got undressed and she offered to start with TS. The TS was very quick and not enjoyable at all. Started with few min on back, she cleaned a bit of my back, butt, and hole. No teasing. Flipped and she cleaned the little general. TS = waste of time, and nothing like what others have described. Back to room and she asked for money upfront. Red flag # 2. I gave $. 6 as standard. She offered me chance of a second girl to give me BJ while I fuck Vivian, for an extra $50 but I didn't have any more cash on me. Glad that I declined anyways. BTW, closed circuit TV in the rooms with cameras of the lobby, front and back. Started on my stomach and Vivian gave a quick and average bodyslide. Flipped and she came on table to do BBBJ. The BJ was pretty good, and included teasing and kissing and some nipple play. She slid on the hat and climbed on top for cowgirl. After few min switched to reverse cowgirl which was nice. Few min and we switched to mish. We went a few min at mish with her legs back but I'm pretty big and it was too strong for her. Finally went to doggy and this is how I finished in the hat. I had a lot of time left, but declined the massage because I was tired and dirty from day of travel. Just wanted to get back to the hotel and relax. She brought in the other 2 girls into the room to meet me. One was apparently a Chinese Thai mix and had nice bronze color. The other girl I didn't get a good look and she disappeared quickly LOL. Apparently the disappearing girl was 21 and Vivian suggested that I come back to fuck her. Either these girls are like sisters or they profit share, but I don't understand the incentive to do this. Why not ask me to come back to see her? What are your thoughts on this? Anyways, it was a decent experience but for the steep damage of $$. 4 felt like I overpaid like a dumb tourist.

I was there Sunday and it seemed to be a very quiet day. I had a one on one with Rainbow (the bronze colored one as you describe. You definitely should have asked for Yuki. This is my favorite place. I'm not from Orlando and I asked for some suggestions but got no response so I stayed with JYP this past Sunday rather than go to BO, GG or you I just knew what I was getting at JYP. However like I said. Dead day strangely quiet. I've had Vivian in a 4 hand and 6 hand and she was crazy not like Yuki crazy but very in to it. I know it's an act I don't care I've had a great time here and will spend my soon to come Birthday there. And I will spend $ as needed.

[CapnMorgan88]

Hola gents,

Sorry slow on reporting front. Catching up.

7 weeks back had Spa Serenity pleasure dream w / KiKi -- an A+ hands down top 3 of AMP exp ever I would rate her. Of course, go back 2 weeks ago, Kiki apparently rotated out. So won't spend much time on her but nice D cups and actual 40 minutes of legit (massage, like strong skills. On to the fun she was a pro, prolly late 30's, was very GFE and the hotness, so hot -- oh but alas, she's gone apparently.

Ruby, a sold B option. Taller than usuals, nice small C cup, lean. Virtually no massage kinda funny after kiki experience but whatever she was also great fun and open to most, in my dream. Little more shy at outset but came on strong at end and would repeat. On way out saw Coco on exit introductions; very short lass w / nice D cups (yes I'm breastestes man) so will try next.

Did almost BO / GG rates in my dream. Just FYI. A little under but close to same dreamed mario coins (. 8 for hr to house of course).

Serenity I like it's off beaten path a bit but no parking issues at all (strip center w / pizza shop and empty stores otherwise). Nice big space, good size rooms. Really is akin to bo or gg but slight step down in model scale. But definitely great dreams to be had here!