Massage Parlor Reports

[Gentleman 100]

Was dreaming of hitting a local (to me) spot but knew I wouldn't get anywhere near the fun time that could be had. SO why not drive 15-20 min further and check out this place. Parked in back, kinda strolled around to scope out the place and allow another patron to leave. Walked in, and paid for 45 min (which was the main reason I dremt of going here) I won't go to far into specifics, but same general experience as BO and GG. Sugar was her name. Fun time, and halfway decent massage. Lucky for me we were done and cleaning up when there was a license check. I walk out the front, nodded to the guy at the computer and saw two cruisers, luckily I did park in back or I would have been boxed in. Defiantly a stressfull situation.

Middle of the day on a weekday so not very busy.

Standard tip for the top tier (LOL).

Inspections are done annually by the Florida Department of Health (per F. S. 480.043). Since WBS is so new, they already had their annual inspection. There never is law enforcement unless someone is being arrested.

Did you see any therapist in handcuffs or doing the perp walk? Osceola County has always been a "dry" county, so it might have been a raid. Possibly a nosy neighbor did not like the large amount of people visiting and complained. Or maybe Kissimmee Police Chief Jeff O'Dell is cracking down on Kissimmee's "nuisance" businesses.

If it was a raid, that is sad. If they stay open, they will be cautious and probably be 100% legit (at least for a while).

Be safe.

[O Town]

I am used to going to a massage parlor and hoping that I will get a hint extras will be available.

I show up at Blue Ocean Spa and am greeted by a 60 year old woman with an attitude. She says I need to move my car or it will get towed and tells me where I can park. She says see you back next time.

I park where she says and come back in. She says oh you came back. Its 200 for half hour or 240 for an hour. I give her 250 and no change. Oh well 10 bucks lost am hoping to goodness she is not the girl. She tells me to get undressed and throws a towel on the bed.

About 10 seconds later a Chinese girl in her early 20's comes in and says she will be right back. Whew!

She comes in totally naked nice body itty bitty titties. She takes me to the table shower. I think her English is limited.

During the table shower she takes extra care cleaning my ass. I find this curious but find out why real soon. It was an unexpected surprise. She flips me over and inspects real hard. Then she starts giving the boys attention. And then slowly licking before going to town. Before I finish, she takes me to the room. She starts giving me A BBJ with plenty of edging. She cannot DT.

We try several different positions. She either orgasmed several times or has amazing muscle control. After I was donecsje told me to keep going so did for a bit

Figure no massage but am ok with that. She comes back with a warm towel. Cleans me up and am if I would like a massage. She gets a good bit not great massge, still nude and doing nuru type massge.

She still plays with me while giving massage.

When we leave she calls for mama. An nice elderly Asian came out she smiled and asked of I was happy. I said yes. She said I needed to come back when more girls were available. They have 5.

I will return. 240 is hefty, but well worth the price of admission.

Oh miss sour face came in with my 10 dollars change after shower. I tried to give it to the masseuse and she refused it.

[Redsox2005]

I remember jacking offs when I was younger with Pert plus. Man that shit was good, but if I took to long I would have a good ole fashion dick hole burn LOL.

Sox.

The place where it stung was the urinary opening I think it's called (dick hole). All skin on outside was fine. It was like getting too much soap or shampoo of certain kinds in that hole. Stings briefly then flood it with water and OK.

[MrBill469]

I've heard of other girls (both Asian and American) using hand-sanitizer (with astringent) on "the member" as some sort of test. Their thinking is that if it STINGS you, then you must have some sort of open or abraded skin situation going on, and they are immediately less inclined to get very intimate.

That has to be the dumbest thing I have heard in a long time...

No one is accusing AMP girls of being necessarily smart (nor necessarily dumb), but I can see how some 'dumb' ones would take this admittedly misguided approach. The point being that if anyone DOES run into that situation, there may be a better reaction than to complain about the stinging, regardless of whether it's a surface sensation or internal (urinary opening).

[Area Gentleman]

I've heard of other girls (both Asian and American) using hand-sanitizer (with astringent) on "the member" as some sort of test. Their thinking is that if it STINGS you, then you must have some sort of open or abraded skin situation going on, and they are immediately less inclined to get very intimate. I'm not sure about this, but it would seem to me that unless one's member has shoe-leather skin, any such cleanser product would probably sting such an otherwise thinly skinned area. Having heard that story before, the one time I've experienced something similar when the girl applied some sort of solution (before any activities ensued), I also felt a tinge of sensitivity so I just covered my "reaction" with the quick comment "Oooh. That's cold!" When she asked if it stung, I said "No, but it sure is COLD!" That seemed to work out ok in that particular situation.

The place where it stung was the urinary opening I think it's called (dick hole). All skin on outside was fine. It was like getting too much soap or shampoo of certain kinds in that hole. Stings briefly then flood it with water and OK.

[Horsetrader]

Also, she put something on Mr. Happy that stung. My sudden reaction caused her to jump down and wipe it off in a flurry while apologizing.

I've many times had a girl take a spray bottle of something and use it to clean both her and me. I just assumed it was a mix of alcohol and water. It definitely feels cold, perhaps a bit of a sting. But, those have been places without showers. If she gets you good and clean during the shower, I don't know if alcohol would provide any additional benefit.

[TeenLover]

I've heard of other girls (both Asian and American) using hand-sanitizer (with astringent) on "the member" as some sort of test. Their thinking is that if it STINGS you, then you must have some sort of open or abraded skin situation going on, and they are immediately less inclined to get very intimate. I'm not sure about this, but it would seem to me that unless one's member has shoe-leather skin, any such cleanser product would probably sting such an otherwise thinly skinned area. Having heard that story before, the one time I've experienced something similar when the girl applied some sort of solution (before any activities ensued), I also felt a tinge of sensitivity so I just covered my "reaction" with the quick comment "Oooh. That's cold!" When she asked if it stung, I said "No, but it sure is COLD!" That seemed to work out ok in that particular situation.

That has to be the dumbest thing I have heard in a long time. I once had a favorite girl of mine just not want to suck my dick that night, she wasn't feeling g 100% so she pulled generic hand cream out of her purse and started a hand job. This shit made my dick feel like it was on fire. I wiped as much of it off as I could, drove home and jumped in my pool clothes and all and all it was freaking moisturizer.

People's physiology reacts differently to things, what burned me would feel great to someone else, that's just how we humans are.

[MrBill469]

I finally got over to U-Massage and ... Sorry (for myself) to say that it was a mediocre experience at best.

Also, she put something on Mr. Happy that stung. My sudden reaction caused her to jump down and wipe it off in a flurry while apologizing. We completed the mission if you can call it that, but damn!

I've heard of other girls (both Asian and American) using hand-sanitizer (with astringent) on "the member" as some sort of test. Their thinking is that if it STINGS you, then you must have some sort of open or abraded skin situation going on, and they are immediately less inclined to get very intimate. I'm not sure about this, but it would seem to me that unless one's member has shoe-leather skin, any such cleanser product would probably sting such an otherwise thinly skinned area. Having heard that story before, the one time I've experienced something similar when the girl applied some sort of solution (before any activities ensued), I also felt a tinge of sensitivity so I just covered my "reaction" with the quick comment "Oooh. That's cold!" When she asked if it stung, I said "No, but it sure is COLD!" That seemed to work out ok in that particular situation.

[HotRoadster71]

Like rub and tug from Vietnamese girls. FS prices lately at AMP is crazy. Where can I find a hot young vietnamese girl that will give a great massage and he for a reasonable tip?

[Area Gentleman]

I finally got over to U-Massage and was greeted by a cute, petite little thing who said she would take care of me. I asked for Lulu but she was busy so I went with the flow for 1 hr. Called herself Mickey Mouse. Sorry (for myself) to say that it was a mediocre experience at best. New girl, 1st week she said, and I could have sworn I heard her say in chatting that she did not do this work before in CA. No play in the TS just a brief half smile or two then in the room after face-down ritual she starts the gratuity discussion in whispered tones beginning at $$. I said no way how about $. 5 which elicited the pouty lip. OK, $. 6 then $. 7 where I drew the line. Now I'm .1 over GG and BO. Better be good, but wasn't to be. No kissing, no FIV (got pushed away) and she did not respond in any way to caressing, stroking, etc. Also, she put something on Mr. Happy that stung. My sudden reaction caused her to jump down and wipe it off in a flurry while apologizing. We completed the mission if you can call it that, but damn!

So did I just get a trainee? That's a depressing thought. Or was this the result of not going with her $tarting point? If so, it's way over market price and I'd rather go to GG or BO much to the disappointment, perhaps, of those who lobby for an embargo. With regard to service and pricing, this was a lot less for a lot more.

I actually left a little early even though she offered to massage me. She had already demonstrated that massage was also not in her skill set. On the way out, I did meet 2 other girls named Linda (also there short time) and Diamond (there longer) who I would choose if I return at some time. They were both friendly, huggy and kissy so I don't think the problem was with me.

I know. Mileage. Thanks for reading.

-AG.

[Snarlz]

Has anyone been to either Your Massage (AA Massage) or Blue Moon off Fairbanks? Any reports would be greatly appreciated as I am quite curious.

[Lover520]

Was dreaming of hitting a local (to me) spot but knew I wouldn't get anywhere near the fun time that could be had. SO why not drive 15-20 min further and check out this place. Parked in back, kinda strolled around to scope out the place and allow another patron to leave. Walked in, and paid for 45 min (which was the main reason I dremt of going here) I won't go to far into specifics, but same general experience as BO and GG. Sugar was her name. Fun time, and halfway decent massage. Lucky for me we were done and cleaning up when there was a license check. I walk out the front, nodded to the guy at the computer and saw two cruisers, luckily I did park in back or I would have been boxed in. Defiantly a stressfull situation.

Middle of the day on a weekday so not very busy.

Standard tip for the top tier (LOL).

Don't worry, just touch everything and say first time here only massage.

[NeoMonger]

Keep in mind that few cities offer the quality found in Orlando. Things like BBBJ, DFK, and sexy encounters with the other girls is an oddity in other US locations. I certainly can't find it consistently in Baltimore or Washington, DC. Prices in Greenbelt (an AMP loaded DC suburb) are almost as high as Orlando and the services are much less than Orlando.

Horsetrader makes a good point. I used to live in a less permissive (ie handshake AT BEST) area of Virginia. I started making monthly pilgrimages to Greenbelt (best area in DC metro for FS AMP IMHO) to scratch the itch. Pricing was generally. 6 house, $. 6 tip for FS (occasionally as low as $. 2 tip). Fully clothed girls in the TS (no in shower play), no BBBJ, no MSOG, no rimming, and absolutely no greek.

I get where others are coming from, I would rather get the whole BO / GG experience for under $$. At the same time I also know the value proposition compared to what is available elsewhere for about the same price. In Tampa the rates are the same as Orlando without all the 'added services' and self showering only. Just something to consider.

Also, for those citing the French revolution you should check your history. That didn't work out too well for the revolutionaries in the near term. Robespierre's reign of terror, 20+ years of warfare, economic hardship, and Napoleon's military dictatorship. In the long term. Still French so.

[Jokester1]

Here's "more info": Factually speaking, "70% of Americans Are Infected with HPV. ".

https://www.livescience.com/45737-hp...revalence.html

More granular statistics are described in the article, such as infection percentage of various strains, etc. , but, generally speaking, this would seem to indicated that, unless GG is the ONLY place one's genitals come in direct contact with human skin of another individual, the odds are actually higher that any infection could have come from someplace else, or at least just as easily as from a single session at GG. Not disputing the cautionary warning of the activity described above, but also consider spreading that warning to at least 70% of all physical contact everywhere. Knowledge is power, and a little knowledge can be a little dangerous.

HPV can be dormant in your system for many years. You can get the virus and show no symptoms for a long time--then something as simple as stress can trigger it. Condoms do not fully protect against HPV viruses--they only make it less likely that you will acquire the virus. The virus can hang out in your pubic hair or skin folds like your scrotum. If you've had sex at all often, condom or no condom, there's a good chance you are carrying the virus.

[Dr Peeper]

Was dreaming of hitting a local (to me) spot but knew I wouldn't get anywhere near the fun time that could be had. SO why not drive 15-20 min further and check out this place. Parked in back, kinda strolled around to scope out the place and allow another patron to leave. Walked in, and paid for 45 min (which was the main reason I dremt of going here) I won't go to far into specifics, but same general experience as BO and GG. Sugar was her name. Fun time, and halfway decent massage. Lucky for me we were done and cleaning up when there was a license check. I walk out the front, nodded to the guy at the computer and saw two cruisers, luckily I did park in back or I would have been boxed in. Defiantly a stressfull situation.

Middle of the day on a weekday so not very busy.

Standard tip for the top tier (LOL).