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[DickHerDown]

I normally never have problems with EE, other than last minute cancellations which are common. However, I recently had an appt with the new girl Kenzie. I arrived and the door opened. To my surprise, when I walked in I saw Madeline. You guys remember her? Heavily tatted girl who is a clear drug user. She closes her eyes the entire time and wishes she was not there. Horrible BJ and altogether unpleasant. I was later told by Steve that the pics on USA were edited and all her tattoos were removed so nobody knew who she was. Yea? No shit, because I would've never scheduled with her. Buyer beware, save your money.

[Ferrari1977]

There is really nothing I can say that has not already been said. But this girl is freaking awesome. I really want to keep her to myself but that would be selfish. Everything that everyone has said is true. She had a special surprise for me which had me weak and I was not expecting it, but holy. Thanks girl till next time. I forgot to ask about new girl but am definitely interested.

[Gjpbka]

I set a new record and met with 6 new providers in 5 days! Kenzee from EE, Linda from the Asians agency, Kly30/ Katie, CristenCremes, and the duo with Candice and Vanessa! It's been a heck of a ride, and each day was better than the last!

Also want to give a shout out to other posters in this forum who helped me know where to turn and whom to avoid, especially when most new providers are giving me crickets at this point. Thanks you guys!! :-D.

Not at trying to be a "one upper", but in late Feb / early March I had a run of 14 different ladies and 19 total visits over 18 days, LOL. That was between here and a 7 day Vegas trip. Exhausting and expensive but very fun.

[D Nut]

Belly up to the bar, boys. It's an early Christmas present from Steve.

He has done it again. He found a wonderful addition to the hobby in the personage of Lotus. She's sweet and beautiful rocking bodies blonde with a sweet disposition, and amenable to standard requests. No BB, no Greek, no ass play, but other than that, a lot of fun. She smokes, but the smell in the room was non-existent. Hygiene was top as no smells were coming from anywhere. Everything smelled and tasted sweet. Without prompting, she purred off some dirty talk right in your ear that just got my engines revving higher than they already were.

It was an incall in NKY, and I arrived about 6 minutes early. When I let Steve know I had arrived, he asked for a few minutes to confirm that she was ready for me. I was in the door 2 minutes earlier than expected.

Overall, I had a great time, and I look forward to repeating.

She gets the DNut Seal of Approval.

[Cincyman513]

During my daily read of the boards, I was surprised to see the return of Gracie Mae. I had seen her many times a couple of years ago before she disappeared. I made an appointment and had an hour visit. It was a great reunion. I was happily surprised to see that she was prettier than I remembered and she was so cordial. Her skills are as good or better than I remember and she is a pleasure to be with. Guys, if you have never seen her or if you have seen her but it's been a couple of years, don't miss this pretty, nice and very talented woman. She's a delight. I'll be back again and again.

CM513.

I thought she was doing well but after asking me to post this review she returned to being the unpredictable multiple personality person that she was a couple of years ago before she went away to visit LEO. I find it very sad that she apparently will never be any better.

CM513.

[Fffooey]

I set a new record and met with 6 new providers in 5 days! Kenzee from EE, Linda from the Asians agency, Kly30/ Katie, CristenCremes, and the duo with Candice and Vanessa! It's been a heck of a ride, and each day was better than the last!

Also want to give a shout out to other posters in this forum who helped me know where to turn and whom to avoid, especially when most new providers are giving me crickets at this point. Thanks you guys!! :-D.

Talk about disposable income LOL. Congrats for a great month.

[RogerOver]

I only saw Gracie one time. I believe that visit was in late 2016 and I reported about that experience here. She was an obvious addict at that time, looked rough, and had lots of sores on her face that she attempted to cover by caking on the makeup. I regretted the session because at the price point there were other more attractive options.

In the Spring of 2017 her uncle took her portrait for the yearbook. It looked bad so she signed up for picture retake day a few weeks later. The retake was even worse and looked hideous with all the sores and scabs from picking.

I bring these things up because things tend to go in cycles. Yes she had a long hiatus that was a forced clean up, touted sober living for a few months once released, but now she is again on the run from a warrant and has returned here. It sounds to me like the cycle of the downward spiral has started again.

So can anyone that has seen Grace recently share some honest feedback for PjtIzzy about her physical appearance so that he can be spared a case of donation remorse?

Thank you sir. I hope you don't mind I took the liberty of running down your original report to provide a link:

Ceenote's original Grace review

[RogerOver]

Well, somebody seems to be living the dream! Go get 'them and thanks for the reports.

June was a month of personal records for me. It also featured a duo, two days with multiple QV's, and a few of my wildest fantasies coming true!

First I met with Kyla, Tommigirl, Karma SexiLexi, Jenny of Juicy Asians, and Mylee for a total of 9 pops in 5 days!

Next I met with the Asians agency & Chasity back-to-back, Serenity Snow from the indypendent site (I'm green there and gave her her first vouch), Beautiful Becky & Cici from the Asians agency in one afternoon, and Thalia (I vouched her on the indypendent site) for a total of 8 main event rounds in 5 days!

Finally, I met with Kenzee from EE, Linda from the Asians agency, Kly30/ Katie, CristenCremes, and the duo with Candice and Vanessa, for a total of 6 new providers in 5 days!

June was a crazy month, and I owe it to my fellow USA mongers! Also a shout out to Grace May who told me that USA was back up late last month. I had no idea until she told me! YAY, USA! USA! USA! USA! LOL.

I set a new record and met with 6 new providers in 5 days! Kenzee from EE, Linda from the Asians agency, Kly30/ Katie, CristenCremes, and the duo with Candice and Vanessa! It's been a heck of a ride, and each day was better than the last!

Also want to give a shout out to other posters in this forum who helped me know where to turn and whom to avoid, especially when most new providers are giving me crickets at this point. Thanks you guys!! :-D.

I just had a dream duo with Candice and Vanessa. They are also known as Candicexo and Lovekitten40/ Melanie. Here are their ads:

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...410&cityid=350

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...367&cityid=350

I have never met two more accommodating and communicative ladies who will follow instructions to a tee and make your wildest fantasies come true! This was my fifth duo and I went in with ideas on how to cross my top bucket list items off if they were down. And they were! We crossed #1 and #2 off my bucket list. I'm starting to run out of original fantasies! LOL.

Funny story, I reached out to like 10 providers. Nothing but crickets, although I eventually heard back from Jessietheboddy / Jessica Rabbit. So Candice got back to me first, even though she was the last provider I reached out to. She was offering a duo and we got it set up super fast. I also heard back from Vanessa, but I had to tell her I was already booked. Candice told me where to go, and I asked why my GPS was showing a different part of town from what she originally told me. It was a good thing I asked because I almost went to the wrong part of town! Funnier still, it turned out that Candice's duo partner was the provider I had just told I was already booked to. Vanessa! So things were pretty wild before I even arrived at the meeting spot, and I almost got in an accident right as I was about ready to park. But I'm sooo glad it all worked out.

Now to the fun! The finishes were my top fantasies from watching porn. Also my duo with Maci and Genisus last month taught me an awesome position that looks great in porn but even better in person, and it feels like nothing else in the world. So we started with hellos, got comfortable, and did a 3-way DFK. That was interesting! Then Candice did BBBJ and I asked for my new favorite thing, a blow-me-sandwich. I had to explain that this was a duo BBBJ. I was approaching the edge a little so I asked for the main event. Round 1 kicked off with Vanessa. CG, then Candice. MISH, then Vanessa. MISH, then Candice. K9, then Vanessa. K9, and Candice. CG. During our fun I let them know my favorite fantasies, and they were down to try all of them! So to finish Round 1, both girls got on their knees while I stroked junior to completion on both of their faces, alternating from left to right for a double COF! My #1 favorite porn ending! I'm getting tingly down there as I type this!

We had a great 3-way conversation until I asked for Round 2, which we did just orally to make sure I got to the next finish I really really wanted. Candice gave me BBBJ while Vanessa sat on my face for a shaking O for her. Then they switched positions and Candice got her O! We went to another blow-me-sandwich, which is #3 on my list for finishing there, however I was taking too long so we switched to #2 on my list. Candice gave me BBBJ until I got close, then Vanessa got on her knees while Candice stroked junior for me on to Vanessa's face, for pop #2 and COF #3! It was the best date ever and I'm going to have to go back to the drawing board for more bucket list items. Thanks Candice and Vanessa! Until next time. :-D.

[YUM69]

What can I say Steve did it again scheduled a half hour dream with new girl lotus today with Steve and felllas she is smoking hot.

In my dream she reminded me of galina but better looking and friendlier in my opinion. She's 25 blonde long legs with some nice small c cups and a nice neatly trimmed kitty that tasted sweet and was nice and tight. She really got into the session and either really didnenjoy it or really good at faking as stated previously her body in perfect toned and tanned and she's in nky which is the best part very sweet girl hopefully she will stick around for a while I highly recommend all acronyms on the menu besides Greek bareback and going in her mouth if you liked galina you will love lotus thanks Steve for finding this gem.

Thanks for filling me in about Lotus. I had asked about her and was told she might not be back. Now I'm going to ask more because she sounds awesome! With a name like Lotus, I was hoping she was Asian, but heck a 25-year-old blonde with long legs and C's works OK for me, too. LOL.

[Ceenote]

I was thinking about seeing her. Have heard good things. However if you click on that ad pic with just her ass and blow it up you can see her face.

In that pic she looks emaciated. Not saying she does but is she rough looking. Have all her teeth etc. or is that just a bad angle. As I said blow it up and look in the mirror. I am not saying she is but in my eyes she looked a little skeletal.

PjtIzzy, if you're looking for a hottie, she's not the one you're looking for. I get that we all have our tastes, but you'll very likely be disappointed if you go see her.

Just offering an alternate opinion from what you're seeing from others. PM me if you need some proof.

I only saw Gracie one time. I believe that visit was in late 2016 and I reported about that experience here. She was an obvious addict at that time, looked rough, and had lots of sores on her face that she attempted to cover by caking on the makeup. I regretted the session because at the price point there were other more attractive options.

In the Spring of 2017 her uncle took her portrait for the yearbook. It looked bad so she signed up for picture retake day a few weeks later. The retake was even worse and looked hideous with all the sores and scabs from picking.

I bring these things up because things tend to go in cycles. Yes she had a long hiatus that was a forced clean up, touted sober living for a few months once released, but now she is again on the run from a warrant and has returned here. It sounds to me like the cycle of the downward spiral has started again.

So can anyone that has seen Grace recently share some honest feedback for PjtIzzy about her physical appearance so that he can be spared a case of donation remorse?

[HuntLadys29]

He was hoofing it.

I said you are a giving person except giving her bf a ride. I meant that's where your giving stopped. HL29.

[Kyfordboy85]

What can I say Steve did it again scheduled a half hour dream with new girl lotus today with Steve and felllas she is smoking hot.

In my dream she reminded me of galina but better looking and friendlier in my opinion. She's 25 blonde long legs with some nice small c cups and a nice neatly trimmed kitty that tasted sweet and was nice and tight. She really got into the session and either really didnenjoy it or really good at faking as stated previously her body in perfect toned and tanned and she's in nky which is the best part very sweet girl hopefully she will stick around for a while I highly recommend all acronyms on the menu besides Greek bareback and going in her mouth if you liked galina you will love lotus thanks Steve for finding this gem.

[YUM69]

June was a month of personal records for me. It also featured a duo, two days with multiple QV's, and a few of my wildest fantasies coming true!

First I met with Kyla, Tommigirl, Karma SexiLexi, Jenny of Juicy Asians, and Mylee for a total of 9 pops in 5 days!

Next I met with the Asians agency & Chasity back-to-back, Serenity Snow from the indypendent site (I'm green there and gave her her first vouch), Beautiful Becky & Cici from the Asians agency in one afternoon, and Thalia (I vouched her on the indypendent site) for a total of 8 main event rounds in 5 days!

Finally, I met with Kenzee from EE, Linda from the Asians agency, Kly30/ Katie, CristenCremes, and the duo with Candice and Vanessa, for a total of 6 new providers in 5 days!

June was a crazy month, and I owe it to my fellow USA mongers! Also a shout out to Grace May who told me that USA was back up late last month. I had no idea until she told me! YAY, USA! USA! USA! USA! LOL.

[YUM69]

I set a new record and met with 6 new providers in 5 days! Kenzee from EE, Linda from the Asians agency, Kly30/ Katie, CristenCremes, and the duo with Candice and Vanessa! It's been a heck of a ride, and each day was better than the last!

Also want to give a shout out to other posters in this forum who helped me know where to turn and whom to avoid, especially when most new providers are giving me crickets at this point. Thanks you guys!! :-D.

[YUM69]

I just had a dream duo with Candice and Vanessa. They are also known as Candicexo and Lovekitten40/ Melanie. Here are their ads:

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...410&cityid=350

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...367&cityid=350

I have never met two more accommodating and communicative ladies who will follow instructions to a tee and make your wildest fantasies come true! This was my fifth duo and I went in with ideas on how to cross my top bucket list items off if they were down. And they were! We crossed #1 and #2 off my bucket list. I'm starting to run out of original fantasies! LOL.

Funny story, I reached out to like 10 providers. Nothing but crickets, although I eventually heard back from Jessietheboddy / Jessica Rabbit. So Candice got back to me first, even though she was the last provider I reached out to. She was offering a duo and we got it set up super fast. I also heard back from Vanessa, but I had to tell her I was already booked. Candice told me where to go, and I asked why my GPS was showing a different part of town from what she originally told me. It was a good thing I asked because I almost went to the wrong part of town! Funnier still, it turned out that Candice's duo partner was the provider I had just told I was already booked to. Vanessa! So things were pretty wild before I even arrived at the meeting spot, and I almost got in an accident right as I was about ready to park. But I'm sooo glad it all worked out.

Now to the fun! The finishes were my top fantasies from watching porn. Also my duo with Maci and Genisus last month taught me an awesome position that looks great in porn but even better in person, and it feels like nothing else in the world. So we started with hellos, got comfortable, and did a 3-way DFK. That was interesting! Then Candice did BBBJ and I asked for my new favorite thing, a blow-me-sandwich. I had to explain that this was a duo BBBJ. I was approaching the edge a little so I asked for the main event. Round 1 kicked off with Vanessa. CG, then Candice. MISH, then Vanessa. MISH, then Candice. K9, then Vanessa. K9, and Candice. CG. During our fun I let them know my favorite fantasies, and they were down to try all of them! So to finish Round 1, both girls got on their knees while I stroked junior to completion on both of their faces, alternating from left to right for a double COF! My #1 favorite porn ending! I'm getting tingly down there as I type this!

We had a great 3-way conversation until I asked for Round 2, which we did just orally to make sure I got to the next finish I really really wanted. Candice gave me BBBJ while Vanessa sat on my face for a shaking O for her. Then they switched positions and Candice got her O! We went to another blow-me-sandwich, which is #3 on my list for finishing there, however I was taking too long so we switched to #2 on my list. Candice gave me BBBJ until I got close, then Vanessa got on her knees while Candice stroked junior for me on to Vanessa's face, for pop #2 and COF #3! It was the best date ever and I'm going to have to go back to the drawing board for more bucket list items. Thanks Candice and Vanessa! Until next time. :-D.